BLACKB0ND

Warning! YOUR OPINIONS AREN'T VALID UNLESS THEY'RE THE SAME AS BLACKB0ND'S! DO NOT BOTHER SPEAKING YOURS! NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR IT!

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Attic Man

He obviously didn't pay those white chicks to take a photo with him

BLACKB0ND or Ryan Galiber is an internet half-nigger who spends his spare time making bait videos for YouTube jewgolds. Ryan is likely the most intelligent bucked tooth prick you will ever encounter. He is surprisingly wealthy, with the caveat that he obtained said money through welfare and his former KFC career (in which he was speedily dismissed after eating all the chicken wings he came across).

BLACKB0ND's videos do have a purpose, however; he elaborates upon why his opinion is always valid and claims to "speak the truth". His vocabulary would appear to be limited as demonstrated by the repeated use of the terms "clown", "social reject", "exposed", "damage control" and "cocksucker", the last being one which he utilizes to excess. BLACKB0ND is like the party pooper of YouTube, are you excited for a game that's coming out? Are you enjoying that new game you were so eager to play? Too fucking bad you sad, pathetic losers. Suck it up and stick it in Ryan's mouth, make sure he doesn't bite.

Ryan Galiber is a man full of multiple fuck ups and contradictions. Ryan will usually change his opinion based on what situation is at hand. For example, he claimed that E3 was an event for "social rejects" and "corporate slaves" crying about "who won this and who won that" not knowing that he had already made multiple videos on E3 about the subject and got humiliated as a result, of course he would soon respond in a not at all butthurt manner.

	“	If you don't win, you lose	„
	— BLACKB0ND making a bold statement

BLACKB0ND's internet fights

BLACKB0ND vs Doctre81

An on going war between two hardcore gangsters who argue about video game framerates, graphics, console exclusives, basically anything any normal adults would bitch about on the internet. BLACKB0ND has dedicated over two years of his life to making videos about Doctre81 and fking pwning him. What makes this ironic however is the fact that Ryan constantly criticizes other YouTube nobodies for making their own videos in a similar fashion.

Doctre81 at the time had a much bigger YouTube channel with moar subscribers. BLACKB0ND saw this as a chance to leech off his success from a more superior youtube channel, (even though it's still a piece of shit.) The Doc is also a rapper as seen in the video below, all of this was the reason why BLACKB0ND has gained a following. Predictions head towards the Doc's death by gunfire drivathon.

Such blissful talent

BLACKB0ND vs AsheVillian

Ryan wasn't just circle jerking with this psychopath, he was steering well clear. What makes AsheVillian so intriguing is his batshit insane nature. He has threatened Ryan with knives, guns and chicken wings. AsheVillian messaged Ryan some worrying private messages.

	“	Make sure you check your email for the defamation case I started against you. We might actually get to meet each other in real life. Makes me a happy boy.	„
	— AsheVilian

BLACKB0ND vs Furious Francis

Ryan and Francis were, and still are buttsore because of each other's opinions over some chief executive who works for some company and decided to make an hour long debate over Skype. Ryan has said multiple times that anyone who dedicates his time to another man for over an hour is a social reject so maybe what he says about himself is true. Ryan and Francis soon gave oral sex to each other to make up.

This was the first time Ryan had made an intelligent and mature debate with some other African cannibal. Ryan usually calls people who have different opinions "fags" and then sidesteps any points they make. It's surprising that people to this day still waste their time debating with Ryan.

BLACKB0ND joins the debating club

BLACKB0ND vs JackmoveJohnny

Basically a jerk off between Ryan and some basement dweller fag nobody cares about. Also Ryan called himself the "face of a generation" while arguing. If you excuse the shit quality then you will get some hilarious lulz.

Making money from a rape incident

In case you didn't know the first time, BLACKB0ND is a sick fucker. He thought it would be a good idea to make money from the raping of an 8-year old after his 13-year old brother watched porn on his Xbox 360 in the UK. Since BLACKB0ND was broke he thought it would be a good idea to monetize the video he made about news everybody already knew about. He also says he's under the weather from the winter and that because his roads were icy in the NorthEast of America. He couldn't make it to work which further proves that he desperately made this video for his monthly income of jewgolds.

What's that repeated phrase again? EXPOSED

	“	One of those tragic sexual experiment cases now give me all your Mario coins!!!	„
	—BLACKB0ND

Blocking people and removing freedom of speech

Ryan gets so emotionally destroyed by other people's viewpoints, he will instantly block them. This begs some similarity to some other YouTuber.

Examples:

Racist

The niglet is also a complete and utter fucking racist and even goes so far to block anyone who isn't as nigger as himself:

Notable videos

Self explanatory

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Quotes

	“	No I'm not married and I'm going to ignore that	„
	—Ryan Galiber

See also

• BlackBusterCritic
• PC Gamer

Links

• BLACKB0ND
•  Ask if he wants to be friendz
• His MySpace

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