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ASMR: Difference between revisions
imported>Azafar Lol this is my first article. On ASMR a cancer on youtube |
imported>Angeloflucifer Improved the ASMR page. As someone who likes ASMR, I feel this page could've been a bit better, this seems to have been written from an observer. |
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ASMR | ASMR aka [[tl;dr|Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response]], is an internet phenomenon that generally involves various [[Basement-dweller|clients]] [[fapping|relaxing]] to women (but sometimes men as well, lol) whispering in their ears over the internet. People who enjoy ASMR videos claim that [[bullshit|they don't get any kind of sexual gratification from ASMR, and only do it to relax their minds]]. Other types of ASMR includes watching people eat, watching people rub shit like cloth or wood together, and being a [[faggot]]. ASMR often includes [[dungeons and dragons|role playing]] situations that involve [[16 year old girls]] talking quietly into your ear and caressing you in a [[bullshit|totally non-sexual way]] whilst giving you [[lie|positive affirmations]]. | ||
[[Image:ASMR2.png|thumb|An ASMR girl participating in the popular role play of laughing at [[you|your]] tiny dick]] | [[Image:ASMR2.png|thumb|An ASMR girl participating in the popular role play of laughing at [[you|your]] tiny dick]] | ||
==ASMR's origins== | ==ASMR's origins== | ||
There was once a bunch of [[you| | There was once a bunch of [[you|epileptic asspies]] who got some kind of orgasm in their head (god knows it's the only one they'd get) from a variety of "triggers", including... | ||
*Having someone be nice to you (because since that's such a rare occurrence for defective abominations, it really turns their head on). | |||
*Hearing different languages (just the mere thought of being cultured makes these rednecks jizz). | |||
*Someone making certain sounds, like tapping on a table, or clicking their tongue (dunno, maybe some kind of fetish with inanimate objects?) | |||
*Someone reading to you (alright, guys, I can't even think of a joke for this) | |||
...among other [[weird|normal]] things. Soon, these faggots began to connect with one another on the internet, and tried their best to come up with a name for it. Before calling it ASMR, many terms were considered, such as Auto-Induced Fagotry, Cranial Nigger Shitting, and Attention Induced Head Orgasm (that last one I'm not making up, lol) | |||
From that point on [[sick fucks]] everywhere had been given the best thing since [[bronies|My Little Pony]]. | |||
==Trolling ASMR channels== | ==Trolling ASMR channels== | ||
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Also, you could tell them to do these very simple and common activities with their [[IRL|real life]] [[friends]] and/or [[girlfriends]], of course they have no way to rebut this command because they'd be forced to admit that [[nobody likes you|they have no friends]]. | Also, you could tell them to do these very simple and common activities with their [[IRL|real life]] [[friends]] and/or [[girlfriends]], of course they have no way to rebut this command because they'd be forced to admit that [[nobody likes you|they have no friends]]. | ||
Last thing, the ASMR community is chock full of [[SJW]], so make sure to say anything that isn't nice. This could range from calling the girl in the video a whore (or if it's a guy, call him a faggot), call members of this community out on their fucking weirdness and demand that they leave the planet on the spaceship they came here on, or simply make a small but polite criticism of the video author. | |||
{{Abnormal Psych}} | {{Abnormal Psych}} | ||
Revision as of 05:08, 7 July 2014
ASMR aka Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response, is an internet phenomenon that generally involves various clients relaxing to women (but sometimes men as well, lol) whispering in their ears over the internet. People who enjoy ASMR videos claim that they don't get any kind of sexual gratification from ASMR, and only do it to relax their minds. Other types of ASMR includes watching people eat, watching people rub shit like cloth or wood together, and being a faggot. ASMR often includes role playing situations that involve 16 year old girls talking quietly into your ear and caressing you in a totally non-sexual way whilst giving you positive affirmations.
ASMR's origins
There was once a bunch of epileptic asspies who got some kind of orgasm in their head (god knows it's the only one they'd get) from a variety of "triggers", including...
- Having someone be nice to you (because since that's such a rare occurrence for defective abominations, it really turns their head on).
- Hearing different languages (just the mere thought of being cultured makes these rednecks jizz).
- Someone making certain sounds, like tapping on a table, or clicking their tongue (dunno, maybe some kind of fetish with inanimate objects?)
- Someone reading to you (alright, guys, I can't even think of a joke for this)
...among other normal things. Soon, these faggots began to connect with one another on the internet, and tried their best to come up with a name for it. Before calling it ASMR, many terms were considered, such as Auto-Induced Fagotry, Cranial Nigger Shitting, and Attention Induced Head Orgasm (that last one I'm not making up, lol)
From that point on sick fucks everywhere had been given the best thing since My Little Pony.
Trolling ASMR channels
It is very easy to troll ASMR jewtube channel viewers, as they are insecure about their strange fetish. All one has to do is state the obvious sexual nature of ASMR videos. In other words call it porn.
Also, you could tell them to do these very simple and common activities with their real life friends and/or girlfriends, of course they have no way to rebut this command because they'd be forced to admit that they have no friends.
Last thing, the ASMR community is chock full of SJW, so make sure to say anything that isn't nice. This could range from calling the girl in the video a whore (or if it's a guy, call him a faggot), call members of this community out on their fucking weirdness and demand that they leave the planet on the spaceship they came here on, or simply make a small but polite criticism of the video author.