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'''Goths (Gawths, Goffs, Gawff)''' are a [[College|self-aggrandizing]] bunch of attention whores, whose special talent is enjoying attention while pretending to disdain it. They especially revel in posturing to incite insult, so that they can say something deep and angsty. The elitist kick they get from this is visible under their pasty pale skin. If under some circumstance the color of something other than skin is in question, assume it's black.
''Backmasking''' is a technique artists use to add hidden messages to their music which can be discovered by listening to music backwards.
This is rumored to be the only real way of finding messages from Satan himself and the KFC Colonel's secret recipe of 11 Herbs and Spices.
Perhaps this is the only good way of listening to [[rap|modern]] music.
[[Some argue|Evolutionary social scientists postulate]] that the Goth represents an early nocturnal bifurcation from the [[Heavy Metal|Greb or Greebo]] lineage, due to its similar preponderance of [[BDSM|black clothing, leather, and spikes.]] However, this pussying-out from the well-established and resilient parent lifeform left Goths unfitted to the niche of moping around miserably in black, which has now been filled by the [[Emo]] subspecies. [[Some argue|It seems inevitable, therefore,]] that Goths will become extinct within decades unless new breeding colonies are established.
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{{center|<big>'''[[Goth|(( MAY 22 IS "WORLD GOTH DAY" ))]]'''</big>}}
Backmasking' is a technique artists use to add hidden messages to their music which can be discovered by listening to music backwards.
This is rumored to be the only real way of finding messages from Satan himself and the KFC Colonel's secret recipe of 11 Herbs and Spices.
Perhaps this is the only good way of listening to modern music.
