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[[Image:Inyourbroadcasts.jpg|300px|thumb|The image is captioned with "liar", written in Latin, French, English, German, Greek, Chinese, Japanese, Spanish, Hindi and Hebrew]]
[[Image:Inyourbroadcasts.jpg|300px|thumb|The image is captioned with "liar", written in Latin, French, English, German, Greek, Chinese, Japanese, Spanish, Hindi and Hebrew]]
[[Image:moichant.jpg|300px|thumb|left|Skyking, Skyking, do not answer --OH VEYY]]
[[Image:moichant.jpg|300px|thumb|left|Skyking, Skyking, do not answer --OH VEYY]]
On July 29th 2014, an '''[[/x/|/x/]]''' anon on 4chan was monitoring the Wide-band WebSDR broadcast on 8992khz when he picked up a strange pirate transmission overriding the signal.
Upon closer inspection by another anon, it appeared that an image was encoded in the sound.


Basically, someone trolled the USAF's nuclear command radio. They sent [[Happy Merchant/Merchant Face|le happy merchant]] on a NUCLEAR FUCKING COMMAND. However, it appears they would have needed a giga-fucking powerful transmitter for it to be this powerful.
On July 29th 2014, an '''[[/x/|/x/]]''' anon on [[4chan]] was monitoring the Wide-band WebSDR broadcast on 8992khz, the [[Jewnited States|US Air Force]] nuclear emergency action message frequency, when a message was transmitted, an ordinary [[IT'S HAPPENING|Emergency Action Message]]. Suddenly the message was followed by a very powerful pirate transmission overriding the signal. The transmission was a [[Shit nobody cares about|Slow-Scan Television]] format image, which is commonly used by [[Nerds|Ham radio operators]] to send each other pictures of [[CP|their children]] and [[Furries|furry porn]] over radio.  
Another possibility is the pirate transmission being sent from a close location to the [http://websdr.ewi.utwente.nl:8901/ websdr] web broadcasting antenna.
Transmitting like this on a government frequency is basically a deathwish. There are designated frequencies for amateurs to broadcast on. You need a permit to do that; and if you do illegal things you are in deep, deep shit; namely getting v&.


Much more likely, the gay OP added the image himself before posting on /x/, resulting in the mentally disabled masses of anons believing him like monkeys.
Confused, he posted a thread on '''[[/x/]]''' and asked for fellow /x/enos to help decoding the signal. Surely; a [[nerd]] decoded the signal which revealed itself to be [[Happy Merchant/Merchant Face|le happy merchant]] flanked by a star of david, captionned with the word '''[[Jews|Liar]]''' in five languages. The thread quickly exploded and threads were made in /pol/, /g/, /int/ and /b/; where, except for /pol/; [[Nobody cares|nobody cared]]. The merchant transmission itself was very powerful compared to the USAF signal, which essentially means that the transmitter was either extremely powerful, or that the pirate transmission being sent from a close location to the [http://websdr.ewi.utwente.nl:8901/ websdr] web receiver antenna. A theory arose that maybe [[Russia|UVB-76]] was the transmitter; because the abnormally powerful transmitter, which constantly broadcasts weird noises, was silent at the time on it's usual frequencies. To this day the transmission remains a mystery, perhaps this was the biggest radio troll since the [[Max_Headroom#Signal_Intrusion_Incident|Max Headroom hijack]], and the troll has most likely been [[v&]] or awared with [[Vodka#Vodka|the medal of Hero of the Soviet Union]]; or much more likely, the gay OP faked the recording himself before posting on /x/, resulting in the mentally disabled masses of anons believing him like monkeys.
 
/x/ Original thread: http://4archive.org/x/thread/14978158
 
/pol/ thread: http://4archive.org/pol/thread/33144713


Recording: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ncpMZg5J8r or http://a.pomf.se/efvdxn.wav
Recording: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ncpMZg5J8r or http://a.pomf.se/efvdxn.wav


[[file:Bengarrison29 julyattacks.jpg|300px|thumb|Was Ben Garrison behind the July 29 broadcast?]]
[[file:Bengarrison29 julyattacks.jpg|300px|thumb|Was Ben Garrison behind the July 29 broadcast?]]
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Revision as of 05:59, 31 July 2014

The image is captioned with "liar", written in Latin, French, English, German, Greek, Chinese, Japanese, Spanish, Hindi and Hebrew
Skyking, Skyking, do not answer --OH VEYY

On July 29th 2014, an /x/ anon on 4chan was monitoring the Wide-band WebSDR broadcast on 8992khz, the US Air Force nuclear emergency action message frequency, when a message was transmitted, an ordinary Emergency Action Message. Suddenly the message was followed by a very powerful pirate transmission overriding the signal. The transmission was a Slow-Scan Television format image, which is commonly used by Ham radio operators to send each other pictures of their children and furry porn over radio.

Confused, he posted a thread on x and asked for fellow /x/enos to help decoding the signal. Surely; a nerd decoded the signal which revealed itself to be le happy merchant flanked by a star of david, captionned with the word Liar in five languages. The thread quickly exploded and threads were made in /pol/, /g/, /int/ and /b/; where, except for /pol/; nobody cared. The merchant transmission itself was very powerful compared to the USAF signal, which essentially means that the transmitter was either extremely powerful, or that the pirate transmission being sent from a close location to the websdr web receiver antenna. A theory arose that maybe UVB-76 was the transmitter; because the abnormally powerful transmitter, which constantly broadcasts weird noises, was silent at the time on it's usual frequencies. To this day the transmission remains a mystery, perhaps this was the biggest radio troll since the Max Headroom hijack, and the troll has most likely been v& or awared with the medal of Hero of the Soviet Union; or much more likely, the gay OP faked the recording himself before posting on /x/, resulting in the mentally disabled masses of anons believing him like monkeys.

/x/ Original thread: http://4archive.org/x/thread/14978158

/pol/ thread: http://4archive.org/pol/thread/33144713

Recording: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ncpMZg5J8r or http://a.pomf.se/efvdxn.wav

Was Ben Garrison behind the July 29 broadcast?

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