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Sometimes you have just gone too far. You can't take back the dramabomb you unleashed on customers_suck, you can't unfuck a six-month-old, and you can't turn back time until before you blocked someone with root access. In these unfortunate events you must turn to a final solution (German: Die Endlösung der Judenfrage). Not to be confused with a last measure or final destiny.

In other words, the Final Solution means once and for all eliminating the Jewish problem. Or, if you are a Jew, the Palestinian problem.

If your problem is small enough, making your journal friends only might calm things down.
Large amounts of alcohol may solve your problem.
Consider buying a dog.
Jesus may be the answer, but most likely isn't.
LSD can help you return into a nearly-dreamed state of happiness. Just don't forget you may end up a little dizzy.
Try doing a barrel roll.
Try cooking a couple of eggs. Well, it gets moot excited.

The WIKI:SS method of final solution
Holocaust
An Hero - May also be considered a Final Solution
Mixcds - Used for denying yourself potential sex
deleting everything- used to avoid offending someone due to your previous post- usually, more specifically, to avoid being beaten up because you are a pussy
Social Suicide Machine

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-Sometimes you have just gone too far. You can't take back the dramabomb you unleashed on [[customers_suck]], you can't [[ohbutyouwillpet|unfuck a six-month-old]], and you can't turn back time until before you [[User:Jacknstock|blocked someone]] [[User:Crayolacrime|with root access]]. In these unfortunate events you must turn to a '''final solution''' ([[Nazi|German]]:  ''Die Endlösung der Judenfrage''). Not to be confused with a [[last measure]] or [[Catnarok|final destiny]].
+Sometimes you have just gone too far. You can't take back the dramabomb you unleashed on [[customers_suck]], you can't [[ohbutyouwillpet|unfuck a six-month-old]], and you can't [[turn back time]] until before you [[User:Jacknstock|blocked someone]] [[User:Crayolacrime|with root access]]. In these unfortunate events you must turn to a '''final solution''' ([[Nazi|German]]:  ''Die Endlösung der Judenfrage''). Not to be confused with a [[last measure]] or [[Catnarok|final destiny]].
 In other words, the Final Solution means once and for all eliminating the Jewish problem. Or, if you are a Jew, the Palestinian problem.