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| [[File:hp-typical-fan.png|thumb|Typical Housepets! fan. [[srsly]]]]
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| '''Housepets!''' is accepted among [[furfags]] as the new best furry [[webcomic]] around since [[D.C._Simpson|Ozy and Millie]]. As such, it is still complete [[shit]]. Proving that nothing furry can remain innocent, even at the behest and hard work of "Housepets!" creator Rick Griffin (btw, his [[fursona]] is a [[lolwut|furret]]), the comic has become fodder for [[Rule 34]]. Recently, the comic jumped shark when Rick decided to infuse his comic with [[Science Fiction|sci-fi]]/[[fantasy]] [[Bixnood|mumbo jumbo]] that [[no one]] understands. Even hardcore [[fan]]s are concerned that their [[yiff|innocent]], uproariously [[hilarious]] comic has gone down the shitter.
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| ==Cast==
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| * Peanut Butter Sandwich - A [[dog]] who belongs to the [[Sandwich]] family along with his [[incest|sister he wants to fuck]] who, by the way, [[A cat is fine too|is a cat]].
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| * Grape Jelly Sandwich - A [[cat]] who is Peanut's fuck-buddy. She likes to solve her problems with [[violence]]. Also everyone thought she was a boy.
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| * Tarot - Peanut's [[batshit insane]], Pomeranian girlfriend. Turns out she was an [[Egypt]]ian [[Dragon]]. And she's playing an intergalactic D&D game with a [[gryphon]] named Pete and a [[Naruto|nine-tailed kitsune]]. [[Scientology]] in a nutshell.
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| * Spot - A dog superhero comic drawn and written by Peanut. Always used as filler when Rick is too preoccupied to draw a real comic.
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| * Bino - A dog who runs the [[Gang|Good Ol' Dogs Club]] that causes all the mischief. He has a much cooler brother. Is also a [[retard]].
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| * Fox - Another fucking dog who's fuck buddy [[irony|is the guy who tried to kidnap him]]. Also apparently he's smart.
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| * Sasha - Somehow more retarded than Peanut. She has an owner who drinks and rapes her, then locks her out of the house forcing King to [[Fuck|cuddle with]] her.
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| * Joey - A dog who wishes he was a cat so much that he [[Fursuit|dresses up like one]].
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| * Rex - A niggerdog. While not eating [[fried chicken]] he likes to [[Rape|choke small animals]]. He is in the gang and his owner is a negro.
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| * Maxwell - A snarky cat who is in love with Grape. Is a pretty cool guy, has a bite in his ear and doesn't afraid of doing nothing in the comic.
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| * Fido Byron - A K9 cop that is Bino's cooler brother and co-founder of the gang. Has an interspecies relationship with the cat Sabrina.
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| * Sabrina - A cat that is Fido's secret girlfriend.
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| * Tiger Arbelt - A dog who is named after a cat. Is teased because of it.
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| * Marvin Arbelt - Tiger's bro. He is also a cat.
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| * Zach Arbelt - A rabbit [[WTF|who is the catalyst of a cosmic chain reaction by opening the forbidden gate in the Mysterious Forest]].
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| * King - A PETA member who stole Fox and then was being charged in the courthouse when a giant gryphon came out of no where and turned him from a human into a dog and now his butt buddy is the same dog he tried to kidnap. Fantards immediately loved King because he was an asshole. Also, Housepets! fans have [[transformation]] [[fetish]]es.
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| * Daisy - HI I'M DAISY!
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| There are also some humans but Rick decided to rip off [[shit|Peanuts]] and ignore humans in favor of the more [[boring|interesting]] lives of the titular Housepets. Seriously, Mr. Sandwich's beard is more interesting than half of the comics.
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| ==Galleries==
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| <gallery>
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| File:Fox and King.jpg|Fox and King doing what they do best
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| File:Fox and King 2.jpg
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| File:Grape_Jelly_Peanut.jpg|Grape is quite partial to blowjobs
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| File:Grape_Jelly_Peanut_Butter.jpg|OMG SHE'S NAKED
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| File:Grape rape.png|Grape [[rape]]
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| File:Peanut and max.jpg|Rape face
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| <!--Image:exploitable houspets.jpg|[[Oh exploitable]].-->
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| <!--Image:Grape and peanut.jpg|Note the [[Twilight|Pridelands]] poster in the background-->
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| <!--Image:Max Peanut.jpg-->
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| <!--Image:Max_Peanut_Butter.jpg-->
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| <!--Image:Aspie_housepets.jpg|-->
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| <!--Image:Max_grape.jpg|This is actually [[Lie|canon]]-->
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| <!--Image:Fox bein nude.jpg-->
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| <!--Image:Daisy.jpg|HI I'M DAISY-->
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| <!--Image:Spot_and_saso.jpg-->
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| <!--Image:Grape_Jelly_Peanut_Butter_blowjob.jpg|Current Story Arc-->
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| <!--Image:Grape_Peanut_Butter.jpg-->
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| <!--Image:Not so fast.jpg-->
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| <!--Image:Grape Jelly Housepets Peanut Butterjpg.jpg-->
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| <!--Image:King me.jpg|King Me-->
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| </gallery>
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| ==External Links==
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| *[http://www.housepetscomic.com/ www.housepetscomic.com]
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| {{webcomics}}
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| {{furries}}
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