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Kitty0706: Difference between revisions
imported>Cobaltcat Rewrote intro and Obesity. The brony shit was removed, because show, don't tell. KTHXPLOX. |
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Kitty0706 wasn't always obese. | Kitty0706 wasn't always obese. | ||
However as the quality of his videos started deteriorating (they were never actually good) he became fatter and fatter until he became that floating face on this article. This was when he discovered the YouTube gold, and realized that he didn't have to actually go to work to earn money, when he could get a monthly welfare check from his obese fanbase, as they flock to his videos as fat girls does to cheesecake. And with the decline in quality it will not take long before this circle of lard will be the size of the Moon. | However as the quality of his videos started deteriorating (they were never actually good) he became fatter and fatter until he became that floating face on this article. This was when he discovered the YouTube gold, and realized that he didn't have to actually go to work to earn money, when he could get a monthly welfare check from his obese fanbase, as they flock to his videos as fat girls does to cheesecake. And with the decline in quality it will not take long before this circle of lard will be the size of the Moon. | ||
== Quotes == | == Quotes == | ||
Revision as of 20:08, 14 August 2014
Kitty0706 (Colin Wyckoff) is a gmodder who posts videos on YouTube to a following of 300,000 social outcasts who are convinced by their intense autism that this bald faggot is actually funny. He denies being a furry but cannot stop talking about them on Twitter and YouTube. And just like your typical fur, he's fat and slightly psychotic. If you're a parent, his videos provide excellent material on why late-term abortion is the sensible choice.
—Kitty0706, suuuuuuuuuuuuuure | ||
Obesity
Kitty0706 wasn't always obese. However as the quality of his videos started deteriorating (they were never actually good) he became fatter and fatter until he became that floating face on this article. This was when he discovered the YouTube gold, and realized that he didn't have to actually go to work to earn money, when he could get a monthly welfare check from his obese fanbase, as they flock to his videos as fat girls does to cheesecake. And with the decline in quality it will not take long before this circle of lard will be the size of the Moon.
Quotes
—Kitty0706 , lrn2diet | ||
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And remember, he's not a furry.
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External links
colin.wyckoff His personal Facebook
kitty0706 on YouTube
sirelliot24 on Twitter
sirelliot24 on deviantART
dakat0706 on tumblr
kitty0706s on wikia
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