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The room #cats also features another lonesome loser, lo aka Chris. lo is in the closet, but only comes out when drunk or on drugs, often telling male users he'll suck them off for more drugs. When sober he denies all knowledge of this. He once hired a hooker, but during foreplay found he couldn't keep it up and the hooker left. He's also known for looking a lot like Mr. Bean. He's 35 (as of 2014) and still a virgin. He chats up women online, only to drive them off with his issues which involve being unable to accept that he's gay. During his drug fueled rants, he's admitted to doing gay porn and being in a mental ward with a Canadian transexual who he fondled, but nothing else. You can see lo in action here: [[http://tinypic.com/r/mrwhvq/8]] | The room #cats also features another lonesome loser, lo aka Chris. lo is in the closet, but only comes out when drunk or on drugs, often telling male users he'll suck them off for more drugs. When sober he denies all knowledge of this. He once hired a hooker, but during foreplay found he couldn't keep it up and the hooker left. He's also known for looking a lot like Mr. Bean. He's 35 (as of 2014) and still a virgin. He chats up women online, only to drive them off with his issues which involve being unable to accept that he's gay. During his drug fueled rants, he's admitted to doing gay porn and being in a mental ward with a Canadian transexual who he fondled, but nothing else. You can see lo in action here: [[http://tinypic.com/r/mrwhvq/8]] | ||
[[Image:4uzVjbO.jpeg|thumb|right|lo aka Chris]] | [[Image:4uzVjbO.jpeg|thumb|right|lo aka Chris]] | ||
DJATOMIC is the latest shiteating child molester to grace #cats, this particular vermin engages his caps lock for MAXIMUM COOLNESS! This only makes more evident his total illiteracy and highlights his inability to spell basic works, such as spastic. Some speculate that DJATOMIC is just another persona of Chris, who only emerges when Chris is unable to afford drugs or alcohol. | |||
Other known pedophiles on Austnet.org include: simba, Bastardly_One, partay, Skirmish, TheRiddler (who also likes putting up videos of himself inserting objects into his anus), |RAZ|, Glenn (he's an oldie that never gives up), shadsam, doctor, Bert187, Matthew, Pyro- and jefferson. | Other known pedophiles on Austnet.org include: simba, Bastardly_One, partay, Skirmish, TheRiddler (who also likes putting up videos of himself inserting objects into his anus), |RAZ|, Glenn (he's an oldie that never gives up), shadsam, doctor, Bert187, Matthew, Pyro- and jefferson. | ||
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AustNet is an IRC network formerly run by Oneyed and RogerY that was built on the unreal ircd base with custom written services code added which makes it good enough for them to call it a new ircd appropriately titled Austhex.
It's mostly used by people that the Internet forgot and still think it's 1999. They're entirely unaware of pretty much anything that has happened in the last 15 years, like 4chan, ED, broadband, Windows 7 and multicore CPU's. As a result, pretty much anything modern escapes them and the only things they talk about are usually Australian Rules Football, bogan cars (i.e Holden and Ford) and free-to-air television.
AustNet was the target of a ddos attack by iCER/darkacid but he bragged got owned then went to court and shit but got off quickly making it Shit_nobody_cares_about.
In 2007 there was a fight between opers and some cunt /squit most of the servers and formed a new network called AustIRC which has never had more the 50 users in its life. Many dumb AustNet users did not know what to do when this happened as the network was left with only two servers. Many nerds puckered up and offered to help in an effort to get irc pussy and soon there were more servers and connecting issues were over. Realizing that unreal was a shit ircd base, and had been owned with backdoors, AustNet decided to switch to inspircd.
In a retarded move AustNet decided to cause trouble and give operator access to iCERs best mate Stevie, who runs the servers donut.austnet.org and ataxia.austnet.org. only faggots use these servers. Stevie in turn added his Redneck friend Blackdevil to the operator list, who owns the channel #teens and is a known Pedophile. This caused a dramatic drop in users falling from Over_9000 to nearly below 1000.
Sometime in 2008 the AustNet homepage and AustNet services help sites were defaced.
With servers located in Australia and the USA, AustNet is an excellent IRC network to troll. If you get glined, leave it to attempt to reconnect, after a while, you get let in again. Make sure that when you get back in, you retain the same nick and say "Hi guys, I'm back" for maximum annoyance. It can also be fun to mass register nicknames on AustNet as they require no email authentication like any real ircd.
Trolls
Austnet.org is called home by many a lonesome loser, one of which is Awolf. Awolf is a 30 year old man (as of 2014) who lives at home with his dearest mother and cat, doesn't work and eats KFC a lot, while pretending to work out. He is well known for telling people in his personal room, #cats, that he's off to do some "weights", only to return 30 seconds later. #cats is an interesting channel where Awolf goes to seek solace, but only finds mockery and laughter at the hands of many. He is also known by the name mrwuf, further cementing his status as a faggot furry. He likes to stalk the dating sites for profiles around his town (known for having far more men than women) then links the girls he likes in his chat room. Nothing ever happens though, because it's Awolf and, while despite talking about knowing what women want (like how virgins talk about sex), he's on IRC without fail every day and night.
The room #cats also features another lonesome loser, lo aka Chris. lo is in the closet, but only comes out when drunk or on drugs, often telling male users he'll suck them off for more drugs. When sober he denies all knowledge of this. He once hired a hooker, but during foreplay found he couldn't keep it up and the hooker left. He's also known for looking a lot like Mr. Bean. He's 35 (as of 2014) and still a virgin. He chats up women online, only to drive them off with his issues which involve being unable to accept that he's gay. During his drug fueled rants, he's admitted to doing gay porn and being in a mental ward with a Canadian transexual who he fondled, but nothing else. You can see lo in action here: [[1]]
DJATOMIC is the latest shiteating child molester to grace #cats, this particular vermin engages his caps lock for MAXIMUM COOLNESS! This only makes more evident his total illiteracy and highlights his inability to spell basic works, such as spastic. Some speculate that DJATOMIC is just another persona of Chris, who only emerges when Chris is unable to afford drugs or alcohol.
Other known pedophiles on Austnet.org include: simba, Bastardly_One, partay, Skirmish, TheRiddler (who also likes putting up videos of himself inserting objects into his anus), |RAZ|, Glenn (he's an oldie that never gives up), shadsam, doctor, Bert187, Matthew, Pyro- and jefferson.
Jefferson is a great troll target, he'll always bite and reacts like an angry drunk bogan. Make sure to bring up that he got convicted for assault (he beat up a woman) and likes to act tough on the Internet (but he only hits women).
xm is a jobless, perennially unemployed bludger with no girlfriend, no life, no house and no education whatsoever. Not only does he live with his single mum but he sleeps in the same bed with her too. His parents claimed to have had him homeschooled but all they did was throw him in front of a computer connected to Austnet IRC. Through this process of immersion he learnt English (through conversations), mathematics (converting female chest measurements back and forth form imperial to metric), chemistry (discussions with others about drug manufacturing), physics ("i'll bash ya irl" with YouTube links of simulated violence etc), sex education (being hit on by gays, bisexuals, women, lesbians, transgenders etc. Female anatomy diagrams posted by females and male anatomy by BlackDevil. Not excluding sexual acts either.), economics (constant talk about welfare pay checks and what's left over), History (the world started in 1996 and lessons start with the slooder site on archive.org) and religion (everyone thinks they are God). Physical education classes consisted of maniacally typing poorly written monolithic sentences that at first appear to be several sentences and then bashing his head on the table repeatedly while whimpering "WHY DID I PRESS ENTER! WILL THEY LIKE WHAT I SAID???". He has no understanding of music theory either and steals MIDI files off the Internet and uses sample packs he pirates off warez sites heavily. Sampling of his music using Shazam typically produces the artist names of several other artists -- even from the same song. To troll xm accuse him of being normal because he regards the certified sane bourgeoisie with their parochial mentality to be the banal polystyrene packaging of civilisation. Oops! Twenty dollars into the magniloquent words jar. It is unknown at times whether or not xm is being serious.
Women who are always up for hot chat, but are fugly and saggy as: Maurice, Serenity, Lumeah, bee_girl, Bonny, Wookie and Lish (list might not be complete)
A special mention needs to go out to TheMayo who is a top bloke and great to troll with when on this server. Element is awesome company too.
Rooms great to troll in are #australia, #melbourne, #brisbane (it's dead sometimes but if you poke |RAZ| he'll stir), #cats (for Awolf and lo lulzmilking) and #sydney (full of bots but has Glenn and Wookie who bite).
Example trolls:
http://omploader.org/vbjdx/lol%20troll
Then when advised to take anti-religious discussion elsewhere, I was banned from #christian.
http://omploader.org/vbjdy/FUCK%20JESUS
But of course, I was still somewhat thirsty for more:
http://omploader.org/vbjdz/pasta
What the fuck was this then?
http://omploader.org/vbjgx/pasta
Other channels to try: DO A /LIST FAGGOT!
These are pretty shitty examples from faggot with a huge dick.
Please note trolling the Operators on AustNet is NOT RECOMMENDED as they practice Computer_Science_III and have unlimited resourses and if you piss them off they will attack you and get your Internets turned off as shown here:
Session Start: Sun Feb 08 12:34:47 2009 [12:34:47] Session Ident: trekster ([email protected]) [12:34:47] <trekster> you flooded my channel [12:34:53] <whybanme> i did? [12:35:00] <whybanme> i don't flood [12:39:24] <whybanme> which channel? [12:41:15] <whybanme> So i cant register my nick anymore? [12:42:12] <trekster> You can evade all day long, but everytime you do it's logged by iinet* [12:42:30] <trekster> and when we contact them and they look at the dhcp logs and see you a new host being allocated every 30 seconds [12:42:36] <trekster> your going to get your service cancelled, 2 weeks without ADSL can be very annoying. [12:42:47] <whybanme> It can be. [12:43:22] <whybanme> whats the reason for channel suspension? [12:43:37] <trekster> Your nickname will be available for registration in 2 weeks, if i see anymore floods it'll increase to 2 months [12:43:49] irc.austnet.org: NOTICE whybanme:*** You are banned from this IRC server
Session Start: Sun Feb 08 13:40:57 2009 [13:41:02] <whybanme> you zlined the wrong person asshole, i wasnt flooding [13:49:45] <trekster> I didn't just start guessing who was responsible, we can track users through the phone system [13:50:25] <trekster> We can also pull logs from more than you realise [13:51:26] <whybanme> lol, you are a fuckhead mate, you dont know shit [13:51:29] irc.austnet.org: NOTICE whybanme:*** You are banned from this IRC server
After this revelation trekster had his oper powers removed ;(
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