Brianna Wu

IT'S A MAN, BABY! Brianna Wu is actually a man IRL. Enjoy your cock!   8====D (_(__)

Proto-shrek dat you?

Who is the man in the relationship? Answer: Both of them.

What came first, the chicken or the patriarchy?

I can has rape threat?

Bruce Freeman, Brianna Freeman, Brianna Wu or commonly known as Literally Wu? is a batshit crazy videogame developer who underwent surgery to "become female" in order to gain success in the video game industry and lurk in girls' bathrooms.

	“	Thank you very much for taking the time to visit my funrazer page, it means a lot to mean that you're just here! ^_^ I started this personal fundrazer to help kickstart my transition back in January by getting some of the things I needed (ie: hair removal, clothes). For the most part things were going pretty well for me. (Thank you veeeery much to the people who donated then! I love you guys!) I was coming out to my friends and starting to dress and act like the real me, it was a dream come true. At least, it was for a while... Sooo... things got a little ruff with the job (not TG related, hadn't come out at work yet) my hours got cut and all that jazz, so the (immediate) family and I ended up having to move back in with (extended) family. Doesn't sound that bad, right? Yeah, except they live halfway across the country and are very anti-lgbt... So had to pretty much leave my new life behind and "put the genie back in the bottle" so to speak. (they don't know about me, knock on wood). And here we are, several months later, and several failed attempts to find work. But the news isn't all bad... I will be going back to school soon, community college, to try and get myself "employable" and back on my feet and outta here. But yeah (I know I ramble a bit, sorry), I just come to ask for a little help getting back up on my feet again, nothing substantial, but every little bit helps! (Change for the poor? .-. ) But just the same, thanks for stopping by. Peace and love, ~Bri	„
	—Its fundraiser to become a woman.

Bathroom Lurking

The solution.

The management of Dennys in Maine USA caved to Bruce “Brianna” Freeman’s demands that he use a bathroom designated for females:

“	In 2007, Brianna Freeman — previously Bruce — of Lewiston, was a regular customer of Denny’s restaurant. During visits there, she had regularly used the women’s bathroom without objection and had even met with the restaurant manager to explain her situation. But, that October, the manager told her that he had gotten a complaint that she, a male, had used the women’s restroom.	„
—"Where's the urinal?"

Wow, Bruce I mean Brianna has been “living as a woman” for some time then eh?

“	According to Brian Mesley, a spokesman for Rockport-based Realty Resources Hospitality, “we recognize and support Ms. Freeman’s gender transition over the past three and a half years.”	„
—Nope.

So basically Bruce Brianna waltzed into the women’s bathroom, fully certain that he was entitled to be using that bathroom, because in his mind he was transitioning to “woman”. He probably looked like this when he tried it, at the “start of his transition”:

In three and a half years, Bruce Brianna must be all done then?

“	The manager told Freeman that since she had not yet undergone a transsexual operation and wasn’t considered a biological female, she would have to use the men’s room in the future. Freeman, who wears women’s clothing, makeup, jewelry and perfume, has said that using the women’s bathroom was part of her medically recommended gender transition process. The first phase of that process is hormone therapy to boost estrogen and block testosterone. The second phase, where she was in her transition when denied access to the bathroom, is assuming the role and lifestyle of a woman. The third phase of her treatment will be a surgical procedure to complete the transgender process.	„
—Nope.

Alternative solution.

“Will be”, always nice to know that there are laydees in the women’s toilets packing penis. Rather comforting!

“	For Freeman, the bottom line is, “for me and other transgender patrons is that Denny’s has welcomed us to use the restroom that is consistent with how we live our lives.” “That makes good sense,” she said. “Any other rule is just not workable for anyone.”	„
—Maybe we could just machine gun you all into pits instead?

Luckily Freeman had a legal eagle sparrow working for him, Gay & Lesbian Advocates & Defenders attorney Janson Wu (Does that surname sound familiar to you?). Wu had to be downgraded from eagle to sparrow for this defence:

“	because of her sexual orientation	„

Brianna gets called on her lurking.

Umm, I don’t recall any sexual orientation in the incident, it was a jendah thing right? Oh well, at least the courts swallowed it. Unless of course it was another Freudian slip by Camp Twanz indicating that M2T “transition” is indeed in the rhelm of sexual fetish?

“	In the joint release, Wu said he and others in his organization are “happy to have had the opportunity to work with business leaders to make Maine’s business establishments open and welcoming to all potential customers.”	„

Well, I guess the hetero-dudes are happy not sharing a bathroom with any “Nancy Boy”, and the M2T twanz are happy, because they get to play laydee – “oooooh looky I’m peeing in the laydees bathroom just like a real girl !!11!!”. Management are happy that they won’t have to payout another lawsuit.

Revolution60

Revolution60 is a game-to-be, with a development cycle that would make Phil Fish and the guys behind Duke Nukem envious. The game features 3 women, which is 3 women more than Brianna. It looks like it belongs on the Playstation 2 or preferably in the trash.

Bruce/Brianna on MSNBC

Claims of scary rape threats. Wishful thinking on its part (fast forward to 2:27 for the lulz).

Lying about Twitter hacking

Because this tranny isn't just ugly on the outside but also on the inside it couldn't contain itself when it thought of a new brilliant strategy; pretend to have its Twitter hacked, so it could say mean things to people and blame it on someone else, like a true gentleman. It had the plan to call the aspie Cameralady out on her aspiness, and then blame it on the haxing, but the timeline just doesn't add up, so once Bruce has been caught in a lie, like the one about him being a woman.

1:33 PM

2:24 PM

T- 2 minutes

Bruce Brianna admits to tweeting the autistic boy images in his her column here and proudly re-posts them.

Would you ever actually trust anyone named Bruce? Especially if Bruce dressed like a chick.

External links

• The bathroom incident 1
• The bathroom incident 2
• The bathroom incident 3
•  Its Facebook

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