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After getting tired of being [[offended]] by a [[13-year old boy]] Mark Bradford, unemployed father of three, decided to give the rascal a [[rape|talking-to]]. Using his 1337 stalking skillz, he [[Dynamic_Entry|turned up]] at the boy's friend's house and tried to strangle him. | After getting tired of being [[offended]] by a [[13-year old boy]] '''Mark Bradford''', unemployed father of three, decided to give the rascal a [[rape|talking-to]]. Using his 1337 stalking skillz, he [[Dynamic_Entry|turned up]] at the boy's friend's house and tried to strangle him. | ||
But the [[police]] brought the [[party van]] for his [[IRL]] [[griefing]] tactics, because using hands instead of a [[Counterstrike|knife]] is [[cheating]] | But the [[police]] brought the [[party van]] for his [[IRL]] [[griefing]] tactics, because using hands instead of a [[Counterstrike|knife]] is [[cheating]] | ||
Revision as of 05:39, 26 October 2014
After getting tired of being offended by a 13-year old boy Mark Bradford, unemployed father of three, decided to give the rascal a talking-to. Using his 1337 stalking skillz, he turned up at the boy's friend's house and tried to strangle him.
But the police brought the party van for his IRL griefing tactics, because using hands instead of a knife is cheating