'''Wallpaper''' is what covers up that ugly <span style="color:teal; font-weight: bold">teal</span> colour on your computer's desktop. Wallpapers come in JPG, PNG and [[shit nobody cares about|Vellum]]. Before the advent of [[Computer Science III|technology]], all wallpapers had to be 256 colours and no more than 128x128 pixels large so that they could tile across your screen in a satanic [[epilepsy]]-inducing extravaganza. Fortunately we are beyond such things and can now decorate our computer desktops with as much [[Paris Hilton]] and [[bestiality|horsecock]] as we wish.
'''Heartbleed''' (CVE-2014-0160) is a [[srs|serious]] vulnerability within OpenSSL that allows a skilled [[Skid|hacker]] to steal [[Owned|passwords, usernames, e-mails, IMs, credit card numbers, private keys]] and other forms of [[Dox|information]] from any website that incorporates the software in their servers. It can also be utilized by the Party Van to take a peek at [[CP|what]] [[you]]'ve been [[fapping|doing]] on TOR.
Wallpaper is what covers up that ugly teal colour on your computer's desktop. Wallpapers come in JPG, PNG and Vellum. Before the advent of technology, all wallpapers had to be 256 colours and no more than 128x128 pixels large so that they could tile across your screen in a satanic epilepsy-inducing extravaganza. Fortunately we are beyond such things and can now decorate our computer desktops with as much Paris Hilton and horsecock as we wish.
