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Image:Mouth Rape.gif|Proper technique
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Image:Taking good care of a penis.jpg|Best fellatio is [[kawaii]] fellatio! :3
Image:Taking good care of a penis.jpg|Best fellatio is [[kawaii]] fellatio! :3
Image:BlowJobSlapCombo.gif|What to do when the bitch fails it
Image:Suck11.gif
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Image:Dorian-thorn-sucking-cocks.jpg|[[Dorian Thorn]] has sucked ALL the cocks.
Image:Suckifatdick.jpg
Image:Suckifatdick.jpg
Image:Suckskull.gif|This is what's really going on during a blowjob.
Image:Tongueskills.gif|A future fellatrix training
Image:Blowjo.jpg|A very good bj.
Image:Blowjo.jpg|A very good bj.
Image:Claudia thorn cock gag.jpg|[[Dorian Thorn|Claudia Thorn]] maintains she is NOT a trashy cockwhore.
Image:Sisterhelp.jpg|Dirty [[cockmongler|bitches]] love cock.
Image:Sisterhelp.jpg|Dirty [[cockmongler|bitches]] love cock.
Image:Blowjobgirl.gif|Is she still alive? Hint: It's a trap.
Image:Surprise_facefucking.gif|[[Doing it right]]
Image:1blowjob-1-.jpg|This is what's really going on during a deepthroat.
Image:1blowjob-1-.jpg|This is what's really going on during a deepthroat.
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Image:Dorian-thorn-sucking-cocks.jpg|[[Dorian Thorn]] has sucked ALL the cocks.
Image:Claudia thorn cock gag.jpg|[[Dorian Thorn|Claudia Thorn]] maintains she is NOT a trashy cockwhore.
Image:Misty Deepthroat.jpg|[[WWOEC|Artist]] depiction of cartoon deepthroat.
Image:Misty Deepthroat.jpg|[[WWOEC|Artist]] depiction of cartoon deepthroat.
Image:Suckmycock.jpg|Lol, [[TOW]].
Image:Suckmycock.jpg|Lol, [[TOW]].
Image:Jihad Continues.gif|Delicious!
Image:Gooeybj.gif|Some are [[milk|gooier]] than others.
Image:Dualblowjob.gif|Two for one! ZOMG pr0n movie link kthnx http://www.empflix.com/view.php?id=17569
Image:Animu_pr0n.gif|[[what]]
Image:Blo1image.gif
Image:Sarah-palin-BJ.gif
Image:Nikki_Grind.gif
Image:Beardjob.gif|A more prickly version of the standard blowjob.
Image:Bonehead.gif
Image:Gay_suck_773.gif|Obvious gay is Obvious.
Image:Gaymusclebj.gif
Image:Gblow 01.gif|Ben Stiller's only successful movie
Image:Gblow_02.gif
Image:Gblo.gif
Image:Gaymilitarybj.gif|The few. The proud.
Image:Businessman_deepthroat.gif
Image:Dorian thorn sucks cock 1.jpg|[[Dorian Thorn]] sucks cock daily.
Image:Dorian thorn sucks cock 1.jpg|[[Dorian Thorn]] sucks cock daily.
Image:Handjob00.jpg|A handjob is [[A cat is fine too|fine too]]
Image:Handjob00.jpg|A handjob is [[A cat is fine too|fine too]]
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Image:Blowjob.jpg|'''BLOWJORB'''
Image:Blowjob.jpg|'''BLOWJORB'''
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Image:Kosher_fellatio.jpg|Jew blowjob.
Image:Kosher_fellatio.jpg|Jew blowjob.
Image:Nose Secks.gif|Stick [[cock]] where?
Image:Mouth Cum.gif|Textbook example of '''The Volcano'''.
Image:Fake Cum.gif|DONT CROSS THE STREAMS!!!!
Image:Conan_School_Girl_Gymnastics.gif|National pastime of Japan
Image:StreetSharks.gif
Image:Bite-dick blood.jpg|Fellatio [[doing it wrong|done wrong]].
Image:Detention.jpg|Don't try it at [[school]], kiddo! (Or at least post it on [http://cgi.4chan.org/b/ /b/])
Image:Detention.jpg|Don't try it at [[school]], kiddo! (Or at least post it on [http://cgi.4chan.org/b/ /b/])
Image:Iamthejoker.jpg|those lips aren't just for looks.
Image:Iamthejoker.jpg|those lips aren't just for looks.
Image:Gaydickslap.gif
Image:Wasteofagoodartist_rustehc.jpg|Almost but not quite a blowjob. Also, furry.
Image:Wasteofagoodartist_rustehc.jpg|Almost but not quite a blowjob. Also, furry.
Image:Horn Mouth.jpg|It's like a [[LOL WUT|reverse blowjob]], but it kills you.
Image:Horn Mouth.jpg|It's like a [[LOL WUT|reverse blowjob]], but it kills you.
Image:Cheerupblowjob.jpg
Image:Cheerupblowjob.jpg
Image:Paper blowjob.gif
Image:Horny Panties.PNG|That's one pair of horny underpants.
Image:Horny Panties.PNG|That's one pair of horny underpants.
Image:Mouth fuck robot.jpg|Hey Ladies!
Image:Mouth fuck robot.jpg|Hey Ladies!
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Image:Fitnessdickinyourmouthecards.jpg
Image:Suckskull.gif|This is what's really going on during a blowjob.
Image:Bite-dick blood.jpg|Fellatio [[doing it wrong|done wrong]].
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Image:Mouth Rape.gif|Proper technique
Image:Japanese blowjob.gif
Image:BlowJobSlapCombo.gif|What to do when the bitch fails it
Image:Suck11.gif
Image:Tongueskills.gif|A future fellatrix training
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Blowjobgirl.gif|Is she still alive? Hint: It's a trap.
Image:Surprise_facefucking.gif|[[Doing it right]]
Image:Jihad Continues.gif|Delicious!
Image:Gooeybj.gif|Some are [[milk|gooier]] than others.
Image:Dualblowjob.gif|Two for one! ZOMG pr0n movie link kthnx http://www.empflix.com/view.php?id=17569
Image:Animu_pr0n.gif|[[what]]
Image:Blo1image.gif
Image:Sarah-palin-BJ.gif
Image:Nikki_Grind.gif
Image:Beardjob.gif|A more prickly version of the standard blowjob.
Image:Bonehead.gif
Image:Gay_suck_773.gif|Obvious gay is Obvious.
Image:Gaymusclebj.gif
Image:Gblow 01.gif|Ben Stiller's only successful movie
Image:Gblow_02.gif
Image:Gblo.gif
Image:Gaymilitarybj.gif|The few. The proud.
Image:Businessman_deepthroat.gif
Image:Crumbnigger.gif
Image:Nose Secks.gif|Stick [[cock]] where?
Image:Mouth Cum.gif|Textbook example of '''The Volcano'''.
Image:Fake Cum.gif|DONT CROSS THE STREAMS!!!!
Image:Conan_School_Girl_Gymnastics.gif|National pastime of Japan
Image:StreetSharks.gif
Image:Gaydickslap.gif
Image:Paper blowjob.gif
File:Facefuck Throw Up.gif
File:Facefuck Throw Up.gif
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Revision as of 06:39, 18 November 2014

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Might need a few moar mouths for this one.
   
“ 		 
I regret to say that we of the FBI are powerless to act in cases of oral-genital intimacy, unless it has in some way obstructed interstate commerce.
  		„
  		 

—J. Edgar Hoover

The opposite of anal sex. Fellatio is a Latin word, which means "the act of sucking cock". Your Mom does this really well, but your dad needs more practice.

It's also A character in William Shakespeare's The Tempest. Not to be confused with Bond villain henchman, Oddjob (unless that was one of those "odd jobs" he was named after).

Texas Republicans have introduced a law to outlaw gay sex and sodomy. Problem is, sodomy includes fellatio and therefore all blowjobs would be illegal in Texas which ironically would make Texas the gayest state in the Union.

Be very careful when considering to offer fellatio, as you are going down a one way path. Think long and hard on what this whoring expert has to say of the matter:

   
“ 		 
Once a dick has been sucked, it cannot be un-sucked. The person having sucked said dick will forever be left with the stigma of having a dick in, and around, their mouth. Furthermore, common knowledge of this dick sucking incident will result in future ridicule and perhaps complete alienation from ones social community. Due to this permanent nature of dick sucking, the decision to suck and/or lick a dick must not be taken lightly.
  		„
  		 

—It's true

Technique

Explanation on how to get head--written by the expert!

  1. Get her really drunk
  2. ????
  3. Get her to suck your dick!

The Variation, popular with self injury folk:

  1. While she is sucking, tell her that you will rape her.
  2. She will at this point bite your penis off.
  3. Awesome!.

Gay head

Gay head is different because you do not have to get any girls drunk. All gay men love giving head so you don't have to even worry if you're ugly or have a small hairy cock. Gay men will suck on any cock at any time. This is because if you are gay you can either suck cock or take it up the ass, so gay men don't have many options to choose from.

Autofellatio

What you tried every day as a kid. Autofellatio is hard to describe, but How to Suck Your Own Dick gives a good guide. Also TOW has a nice image of it, proving that Jimbo Wales is a sick fuck.

Slang

Getting a blowjob is also known as "Cash"

Fellatio is the medical term--what are kids using on the street?

Benefits for Women

Besides being a quicker way to that big promotion, a blowjob has also been shown in various studies to be a more effective way for fat chicks to get laid. Many of these studies were done during the Clinton Administration. For anorexic girls, semen consumption provides assorted proteins and lastly, a forced blowjob makes any women learn her place.

Gallery

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  • Best fellatio is kawaii fellatio! :3
    Best fellatio is kawaii fellatio! :3
  • A very good bj.
    A very good bj.
  • Dirty bitches love cock.
    Dirty bitches love cock.
  • This is what's really going on during a deepthroat.
    This is what's really going on during a deepthroat.
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  • Proper technique
    Proper technique
  • What to do when the bitch fails it
    What to do when the bitch fails it
  • A future fellatrix training
    A future fellatrix training
[Collapse GalleryExpand Gallery]
  • Is she still alive? Hint: It's a trap.
    Is she still alive? Hint: It's a trap.
  • Doing it right
    Doing it right
  • Delicious!
    Delicious!
  • Some are gooier than others.
    Some are gooier than others.
  • Two for one! ZOMG pr0n movie link kthnx http://www.empflix.com/view.php?id=17569
    Two for one! ZOMG pr0n movie link kthnx http://www.empflix.com/view.php?id=17569
  • what
    what
  • A more prickly version of the standard blowjob.
    A more prickly version of the standard blowjob.
  • Obvious gay is Obvious.
    Obvious gay is Obvious.
  • Ben Stiller's only successful movie
    Ben Stiller's only successful movie
  • The few. The proud.
    The few. The proud.
  • Stick cock where?
    Stick cock where?
  • Textbook example of The Volcano.
    Textbook example of The Volcano.
  • DONT CROSS THE STREAMS!!!!
    DONT CROSS THE STREAMS!!!!
  • National pastime of Japan
    National pastime of Japan

Videos


Yes. You just watched that.

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See Also

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