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Cloud Computing is the new buzz word in the the world today give any [[CTO | Cock Touching Officer ]] instant hardons. Basically, it's all a giant ponzi scheme or a scheme for the government to get your data, depending on which company you go with. You're not a [[winrar]]. | '''Cloud Computing''' is the new buzz word in the the world today give any [[CTO | Cock Touching Officer ]] instant hardons. Basically, it's all a giant ponzi scheme or a scheme for the government to get your data, depending on which company you go with. You're not a [[winrar]]. | ||
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OpenStack is the easiest way to implement a private cloud environment. Srsly. That's why the market is [[lie| flooded]] with OpenStack Architects. Instead of writing the stack in an awesome language that's completely reliable like [[Java]] it was written in [[Python]]. | OpenStack is the easiest way to implement a private cloud environment. Srsly. That's why the market is [[lie| flooded]] with OpenStack Architects. Instead of writing the stack in an awesome language that's completely reliable like [[Java]] it was written in [[Python]]. | ||
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*[[The Fappening]]- what happens when you put all your data online | |||
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Revision as of 04:02, 1 December 2014
Cloud Computing is the new buzz word in the the world today give any Cock Touching Officer instant hardons. Basically, it's all a giant ponzi scheme or a scheme for the government to get your data, depending on which company you go with. You're not a winrar.
Watt Is Cloud Computing
Cloud Computing is simple. You're take your data out of your own data center and moving it to the fucking cloud, dumbass. Instead of being responsible for hardware you're responsible for a virtualized instance with your data running your applications. You typically don't see the hypervisor, which for you elite ducks out there, there's QEMU/KVM (because you're A cheap ass hole), Xen (still cheap), or VMware (you pirated it faggot.)
Watt is OpenStack
OpenStack is the easiest way to implement a private cloud environment. Srsly. That's why the market is flooded with OpenStack Architects. Instead of writing the stack in an awesome language that's completely reliable like Java it was written in Python.
See Also
- The Fappening- what happens when you put all your data online
