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| {{Ibhead|<big>'''Max Porta'''</big> <br> <big> '''Mad Max'''</big>}}
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| {{Ibrow|'''Born:'''|Ca. 2002}}
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| {{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Dago]] [[File:Miniflagspain.png]]}}
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| {{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 1, injured 4}}
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| {{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Hahaha, no}}
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| {{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash, Single Player}}
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| {{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}
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| {{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|Amok syndrome <br> [[Columbine Copycats|Cockumbiner]]}}
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| It is day [[Columbine|April 20]], 2015. In [[America|Dumbfuckistan]], all edgelords like the [[William Atchison|Couch Cuck]] were celebrating the the sixteenth anniversary of lulzfest by pilgriming to this page to type/edit shit on the Kawlimpine article. Meanwhile in the famous city known for soccer by the name of [[Barcelona Death Van 2017|Barcelona]], in [[Spain|Dagoland]], '''Max Porta C.'''{{Columbiner}} a [[13-year-old boy|13-year-old student]] and columbiner, went '''Mad Max''' at his school {{Hover|IES Joan Fuster|Joan Fuster High School}}, before he was reduced and V& like a [[n00b|newbie]].
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| ==Background==
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| === Other attacks before ===
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| Let's move back to 1970s to see what was going on in Dagoland, years before '''Mad Max''' . The first {{Hover|ataque en escuela|school attack}} made by students and not [[Nazis|Far-Right extremists]] in Dagoland, was in 1979, on the day 2nd February in the beach city of Castellón. Antonio Armelles Doménech, was chilling in his office, taking off his tie to give himself a big {{Hover|paja|fap}}, when 2 anonymous students brutally stabbed him at gunpoint (sadly, the gun didn't shot). Antonio died on March 7th due to his injuries. Other case occurred in Huelva on March 24th, 1984, when the [[gooner|stalker]] and student Carlos Sánchez Caballero, killed his teacher because he was mentally ill and was a fucking stalker-simp to her. In 1987, most concretely on November 10th, student César Romero, in Móstoles, Madrip, tried to shoot his teacher with a hunting shotgun, failing it all before he was arrested. Fucking idiot. Still more cases, like the parricide Mauricio Triguero Triguero, who on February 20th, 1991, killed María Esteban Muñoz, his former wife, with knife in front of several toddlers in a kindergarten, traumatising them because she was a bitch with Mauricio. Also, he left some tapes, like Alvaro Castillo, on which he said to his son that he should behave well, do his homework, and that when he's older, he'll understand why he killed his ex-wife. He also expressed his obsessive desire to kill her. Last but not least, On Saint Valentine's day 1998, Francisco Tomás y Valiente, fromer president of the constitutional court, was shot to death by Jon Bienzobas Arretxe, AKA Karaka, a member of the infamous group of [[Al-Qaeda|ETA]], armed with a pistol. There were more cases of people killed in schools in Spain, but to avoid adding all of them and making this a fucking [[TL;DR]], it would be best to add some of them that happened before '''Mad Max''' day.
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| === The Kiddo ===
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| '''Max Porta''' was born in early 2002. Not much is known about his [[CHILDHOOD RUINED|childhood]]. What is known is that '''Max''' was a very sociable and compatible person because he talked a lot with his [[Friends|friends]], was very kind, and respectful. Furthermore, in 2013, when his channel started, he was still in elementary school, around 5th or 6th grade. It's known that he allegedly had a deeper voice than other children, and his videos seemed more like they were made by a middle-aged teenager [[Foodistzen|(around 14 or 15 years old)]] than an 11-year-old, '''Max''' allegedly created his first [[YouTube]] channel to upload content from [[GTA]] [[Nigger|SA]] and Loquendo videos. In 2014, at the age of 12, he again allegedly opened his second channel, although it wasn't for uploading videos, but rather for watching videos that interested him. It is known that he used the same account he had connected to his school YouTube channel, which existed in computing classes.
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| In April 2015, '''Max''' learned about the famous [[Columbine]] tragedy when a teacher showed him and his classmates a [[lolcow|documentary]] about it (maybe Zero Hour, like allways), to the point that he became obsessed and said he was going to carry out the amoklauf plan at the Joan Fuster High School. At first his classmates thought it was a joke and that he was actually crazy but in reality his {{Hover|apuñalamiento escolar|school stabbing}} was going to happen later on, it is even known that '''Max''' was making plans to do the incident to the point that he would be inspired by weapons, although he would use a crossbow to attack the students, it is known that his father, Jordi Porta, was a weapons collector, until the unexpected happened, that at [[Down Syndrome|dawn]] in Barcelona, [[Spain|Dagoland]], '''Max''' would create a Twitter account to publish peculiar things but Twitter users would not expect what was going to happen on that same day, April 20. It is known that '''Max''' had a Facebook where he admired Youtubers like Willyrex, Vegetta, Auronplay, the soccer player [[Arda Küçükyetim|Arda]] Turan, Valentino Rossi and he liked to watch TWD and wrestling (this being a hobby and not a reason, fucking Fake News). He also published content from BestGore, a shock page.
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| == Attack ==
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| === Loadout ===
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| {|class="wikitable" width="40%"
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| !colspan="2"|Armitas para la "masacre"
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| |-<!--QUE MIERDA-->
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| !Accessories/Bonus
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| *'''Primary''': Machete or Dagger
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| <center>[[Image:GTA4IconsMachete.png|50px]]</center>
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| *The most useful weapon he brought to his attack.''' Does 20-30 Pts. Damage'''
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| *'''Secondary''': Crossbow
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| <center>[[File:Archer.png|50px]]</center>
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| * Homemade shitty crossbow who you can easily broke. ''' Does 10-13 Pts. Damage'''
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| *'''Thrown''': Molotov
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| <center>[[File:GTA4IconsMolotov.png|50px]]</center>
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| * Watch the world burn with this (unused because the faggot of '''Max''' was subdued when he was trying to light it on)''' Does 20-25 Pts. Damage every second'''
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| *'''Perk 1''': Kid
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| <center>[[Image:IconKid.png|50px]]</center>
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| * '''Increases speed and hyperactivity. Reduces aiming a 20%. Increases undetectability.'''
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| *'''Perk 2''': Columbine Copycat
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| <center>[[Image:Outcasts.jpg|50px]]</center>
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| * Could you be more original this time, asshole? '''Double damage against kids and adults, triple if they are in an academic institution. Intelligence stat cut in half.'''
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| </div>
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| === Apuñalamiento Escolar ===
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| At 9:20 A.M., he entered to the IES Joan Fuster, in Barcelona, [[Spain]], with a Crossbow, a Machete and a molotov and asked his teacher to enter to class. She refused and '''Max''', on faggotry, doesn't attack her and his teacher closes the class door. He then grabs his machete and kills Abel Martínez, a substitute teacher. After killing the teacher, he then enters other classroom and shots the female language teacher, Asun with his crossbow in her face before stabbing her in the [[BOOBIES!!|b00bs]]. Her daughter, confronted '''Max''' but '''Max''' stabbed her also in the titties and buttocks.A friend of '''Max''' shouted "What are you doing? You are [[Doing it wrong|doing so much pain]]!" and he gets stabbed by this absolute idiot in the legs. Afterwards, he exits the room and near the bathroom, shots with his awful crossbow another female teacher, wounding her. On the bathrooms, '''Max''' was preparing his molotov to continue the lulzfest but [[David Sonboly|David]] Jurado, a P.E. Teacher, reduced '''Max''' and '''Max''' started to [[Waaaambulance|cry]]. Fortunately, the fag of '''Max''' made a high score to every ES_School to Spain and got free with a worse high score than [[Couch Cuck|the couch cuck]]. In the future, if another murder/mass killing at a school, no matter what type of educational facility using bladed weapons occur in Spain, maybe the [[Knife Control]] would apply in the country. Other countries, like [[United Kingdom|UK]], [[Germany]], [[Norway|The]] [[Sweden|Scandinavians]], [[Japan]], [[China]] [[France|and]] [[South Korea|more]], are closer to apply that [[Lulz|joke]] law, and make it [[IRL|real]].
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| == Aftermath ==
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| To Abel, the killed teacher, a farewell was held to him in the school, and several schools and colleges around Spain spoke about his death by '''Max'''. Butthurt in Spain, was moderate, still not being as dramatic as [[Puerto Hurraco Shooting|other old events]] occurred in 1990s. '''Max''', being under 14, was [[Epic win|sent free]], in a [[Epic fail|law error]], causing moar drama when they covered his sentence/destiny after the attack. If this would happen in [[USA]], he would be sentenced to life in prison at the age of 15 or 16 with parole. Later, in April 2025, the first teacher wounded, female teacher by the name of Asun, spoke to a journalist to a TV program for the channel [[4|Cuatro]], along with other teachers who got attacked by students, not being as lulzy as the attack on Asun.
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| === Lulzy attacks after '''Mad Max''' ===
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| Since 2015, 7 other lulzy attacks happened in Spain.
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| This only includes amok attacks with at least one death, perpetrator suicide or mass injuring attacks with more than 3 wounded.
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| * January 27, 2017 - A 17-year-old student, slashed 4 classmates and his teacher, being slightly wounded all of them before he was subdued and arrested. This incident, although being a spree stabbing, [[Fail|didn't cause enough butthurt to be memorable]] and was forgotten, like any other spree stabber in Africa.
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| * July 15, 2021 - A 55-year-old man, killed his fiancee, María Ángeles Guerrero, 46, with a shotgun before he [[an hero|killed himself]]. This incident, was the first school shooting in Spain since 1990s, besides happening outside the school's grounds, but sadly, didn't cause lulz because it was another [[Shit nobody cares about|sexist murder]].
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| * September 28, 2023 - 14-year-old Saúl, a student with [[Asperger's Syndrome|Assburger's]], armed with a pair of knives, slashed 3 classmates and 2 teachers, one of them being seriously wounded after he stabbed at her eye, before he was V&. This one caused a enough lulz and was international news in Europe for some days before being forgotten. In Spain, butthurt was wild but was also forgotten in one week or two. Saúl's sentence is still unknown. Similar perpetrators which made fail but caused a huge amount of butthurt (mostly local) were: [[Sebastian Bosse]], [[Mikhail Pivnev]] and [[Dimitris Patmanidis]]
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| * August 18, 2024 - Juan P. C., a 20-year-old man, armed with a knife, stabbed 11-year-old Mateo to death while he was playing football in the pitch for a football school. Days after, he was V&.
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| * January 8, 2025 - Aaron, a 17-year-old student, was stabbed to death by his classmate in the school's entrance, due to several conflicts between Aaron and the killer. The anonymous killer, was V&, obviously, because he was identified.
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| * March 10, 2025 - Again in 2025, María Belén Cortés, a 35-year-old young private teacher, was strangled with a belt by 3 students, being the 15-year-old and 17-year-old boys who did it, while the 14-year-old girl, was enjoying the show. The teacher died at the hospital minutes after. The three anonfags were V&, the same day, because the pigs quickly investigated the killing.
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| * May 21, 2025 - 2025 is the golden year for Spain in school murder. A month [[fail|and a day]] after the 10th anniversary of the carnage made by '''Max''', some unknownfags shot 52-year-old Andriy Portnov, former [[Cocksucker|advisor]] to former [[Ukraine|Ukrainian]] President Viktor Yanukovych, while he was dropping out his child at school. The unknown killers hid in a forest after they made their drive-by shooting.
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| ==Gallery and Vidya==
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| {| style="margin: 0 auto"
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| |{{frame|{{videoframe|RYTP|background-color: #AA151B;|font-weight: bold;
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| |<youtube>p1FZrwQKEnc</youtube> <br> <center>'''An hero?'''</center>
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| |<youtube>2x6jSXgbs_g</youtube> <br> <center>'''How NPCs recount the attack'''</center>
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| }}|border=#F1BF00|background=#F1BF00}}
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| <youtube>6av81aZyA_Q</youtube> <br> <center>'''Gorebox recreation'''</center>
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| --->
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| <center>
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| <gallery>
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| Max porta.png|Staring into your soul
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| MaxPortaHockey.jpg|He on his hockey team. Notice that [[Spain|dago]] [[Police|pigs]] tried to keep him anonymous
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| AbelMartinez.jpg|Alive
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| MPBody.jpg|Dead
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| Asun.jpeg|Wounded teacher, Asun
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| Max_Astrada.jpeg|Jewtube channel's Pfp
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| Max_Porta_Twitter.jpg|Edgy Facebook pfp he had to publish gore. Even his father as aware on what he was Watching
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| DavidJurado.jpg|The [[An Hero|hero]] who stopped '''Max'''
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| MaxGame.png|Official game
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| MaxPReference.jpg|
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| MaxPevilmeme.jpeg|MFW - I killed a teacher and i'm free without any charges bc i'm a schizo teen.
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| </gallery>
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| </center>
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| ==Graded Score==
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| {{GradedScore|1| |6|Could you aim your machete to the neck?|10|Trolling with a crossbow|11|[[Europe|UE]] had news coverage about it. It was forgotten in the Spanish historical annals in 3 days.|20|For being first big troll in a [[Spain|Dagoland]] sk00l|48|C|Why do you use a crossbow? Also, [[DO IT FAGGOT|AIM FOR THE NECK WITH YOUR MACHETE]], you idiot!!}}
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| {{CustomWantedLevel|1|[[File:PoliciaNacionalSpain.jpg|200px]]|Lower Range Policia Nacional}}
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| ==See Also==
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| *[[Columbine]] - What '''Max''' was inspired of to do it
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| *[[Spanish]]
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| *[[Gore]] - What this little kid watched, like any other this days
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| *[[High_Score/Loserinfo#Guilherme_Reis|Guilherme Reis]] - [[Portuspic]] and Nazi version of '''Max Porta'''
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| *[[High_Score/Loserinfo#Justin_Adar_Polat|Justin Adar Polat]] - [[France|Frenchie]] and incel version of '''Max Porta''' (no teachers were harmed)
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| *[[Jose Reyes]] - Another failure [[13-year-old boy]] who went amok
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| *[[Juan Manuel Morales Sierra]] - Before the '''Maxacre''', this retard tried to do one.
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| *[[Federico Guevara Elizondo]] - Mexichango failure who killed his teacher and wounded 3 before an hero.
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| *[[Gabriel Alejandro Galaviz]] - Decent school killer in Mexico
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| *[[Jose Angel Ramos Betts]] - Younger than him, but at least had better high score
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| *[[Randy Stair]] - Notable Jewtuber who killed
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| *[[Elliot Rodger]] - '''<span style="color:purple">{{Glow|The Supreme Gentleman}}</span>''': Also a Jewtuber killer
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| *[[Twitter]] - His Social media
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| ==External Links==
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| *{{Wikilink|Barcelona_school_killing|TOW coverage}}
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| *{{Twitter|maxporta13|Alleged Max's twitter}}
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| *{{Yt|@|maxastrada3440|Alleged Jewtube channel}}
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