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'''[http://www.hottopic.com/ Hot Topic]''', also known as Hot Pocket, was started in 1988 by [[Jew|Orv Madden]], and has spread like [[AIDS]] in the late 90's thanks to the rise of the [[emo]], [[punk]], and [[goth]] subcultures among America's teens, and now has sprouted to [[over 9000|a fuckton of]] locations. Hot Topic provides [[faggot|clothing]], [[loser|accessories]], and [[Plastic crap|novelty items]] to [[faggots|America's goths, punk and emo subcultures.]]  From band merchandise and overpriced "gothic" and punk clothes to Care Bears and other 80's [[Larry Craig|faggotry]]. Hot Topic has set the modern fashion standards for the above mentioned [[yuppies|douchebags]]. Everything in the fucking store is overpriced. Like paying $25 for a fucking WALLET.
'''The Nightmare Before Christmas''' is a bulimic, gay pride film for social rejects to fap to, created by [[necrophiliac]], [[faggot|Tim Burton]] in an attempt to make corpse fuckers feel cool (because [[srsly]], the only people who won't run from them screaming will already be [[dead]]). Despite the lack of commercial success, it has a [[cult]] following amongst [[goths]] and [[emos]], who often spend ridiculous amounts of money on merchandise from the film at their local [[Hot Topic]], sacrificing their weekly allowance as homage to their mopey and ungroomed god, Tim Burton.  
 
Hot Topic is on the NASDAQ, under the ticker [[Hott|HOTT]].
 
Cool things about shopping at Hot Topic include being seen around other gay little Marilyn Mansonites thus making you [[Lame|cool]], paying upwards of $50 for a pair of pants that will completely fall apart within a few months of normal wear, buying patented "finger armor" (to put on your fingers before you dare to explore your nasty goth girlfriend's cavernous vagina), telling your friends how [[Emo|dark and mysterious]] you are for going there to buy ''[[Jhonen Vasquez|Johnny The Homicidal Maniac]]'' comics, and eventually, coming to sneer at the place you used to love so much because they've "sold out" and are now catering to emos, scene kids, goths and even hipsters.  
The sad part is, it no longer caters to wannabe-goth and emos now, you're more likely to find "mainstream" pop-culture shit like [[Doctor Who]], [[Cartoon Network]], [[Disney]], and [[Hazbin Hotel]] merch there now!
 
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'''What have I missed?'''<br/>
'''What have I missed?'''<br/>
[[Retard]] was 2 days ago • [[Halloween]] was 4 days ago • [[Richard Dawkins]] was 6 days ago
[[Hot Topic]] was 2 days ago • [[Retard]] was 4 days ago • [[Halloween]] was 6 days ago
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Revision as of 23:03, 27 October 2025

The Nightmare Before Christmas

The Nightmare Before Christmas

The Nightmare Before Christmas is a bulimic, gay pride film for social rejects to fap to, created by necrophiliac, Tim Burton in an attempt to make corpse fuckers feel cool (because srsly, the only people who won't run from them screaming will already be dead). Despite the lack of commercial success, it has a cult following amongst goths and emos, who often spend ridiculous amounts of money on merchandise from the film at their local Hot Topic, sacrificing their weekly allowance as homage to their mopey and ungroomed god, Tim Burton.

Mr. Oogie Boogie is the meanest guy around\If I were on his Boogie list, I'd get out of town

Read the full article... • Set by User:CrackRabbit on 2025-10-28

What have I missed?
Hot Topic was 2 days ago • Retard was 4 days ago • Halloween was 6 days ago

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