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'''Candyjunkie''', whose real name was '''Abraham Biggs''', (moar liek Jewbraham Niggs, [[amirite]]?) was a [[Gay|young]] nigra living in [[Miami]], [[Florida]]. He thus presents an odd example of a [[suicide]]. It is, among niggers, extremely rare as they typically die in [[gang]] fights and [[KFC]] robberies (or both at once, for several gangs often attempt to steal [[chicken]] from said restaurant at the same time) before being able to kill themselves. Abraham, however, is what is known as an Oreo (white on the inside) or '''''HALFRICAN AMERICAN''''', and as such, did what many whites do: he took large amounts of anti-depressants, chugged NyQuil and [[Attention Whore|cried on internet forums]]. Eventually, young Abraham's genes betrayed him, and he chose to follow in the footsteps of [[P Diddy|Sean "Diddy" Combs]] [[Ripper|by copying a white man who had played the same tune before him]].
The '''1980s''' was a gloriously tacky period of time spanning the years 1980 to 1989. Your parents and [[16 year old girls]] who weren't even there [[fap]] to the decade fondly, even though it was actually ten years of [[ghey]] music, overrated movies, awful fashion and [[AIDS]].  They also [[MST3K|Did a lot of coke and voted for Ronald Reagan]].


As Abraham had attempted to OD before, he foresaw little difficulty, but things got too real, too fast. Perhaps the funniest part of Abraham's suicide was that even though he had been dead for several hours, the [[cops]] still pulled their <strike>guns</strike> [[cocks|<b>TASERS</b>]] on him, which proves that even in a post-[[Obama]] America, you still [[Serious Business|'''CAN'T BE TOO FUCKING CAREFUL.''']]
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'''What have I missed?'''<br/>
'''What have I missed?'''<br/>
[[Kill count by website]] was 2 days ago • [[Rick and Morty]] was 4 days ago • [[Dirty Disney Confessions]] was 6 days ago
[[CandyJunkie]] was 2 days ago • [[Kill count by website]] was 4 days ago • [[Rick and Morty]] was 6 days ago
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Revision as of 00:06, 5 September 2025

1980s

1980s

The 1980s was a gloriously tacky period of time spanning the years 1980 to 1989. Your parents and 16 year old girls who weren't even there fap to the decade fondly, even though it was actually ten years of ghey music, overrated movies, awful fashion and AIDS. They also Did a lot of coke and voted for Ronald Reagan.

Read the full article... • Set by User:The PolishPrince on 2025-09-05

What have I missed?
CandyJunkie was 2 days ago • Kill count by website was 4 days ago • Rick and Morty was 6 days ago

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