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{{GradedScore|1|He didn't even get to make a massacre |4|...|8|Hospital shooting|2|Who the fuck cares?|0||15|F-------|The most shitty shooting occurred in a hospital in the US}}
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==Devon Erickson and Alec McKinney==
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Maya "Alec" McKinney<br>Devon Michael Erickson'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|September 21, 2000 (Devon, {{age|2000|9|21}} years old)<br>April 14, 2003 (Alec, {{age|2003|4|14}} years old)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt|Faggot & Tranny]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 1, injured 8}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Co-Op Mode}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}
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Devon Erickson was an 18-year-old massive Tumblrite edgelord homo, whereas [[Deadname|Maya Elizabeth]] "Alec" McKinney was his self-hating pooner boyfriend and absolute fucking NERD. On the 7th of May of 2019, they geared up with 4 guns (3 of them being semi-automatic) and decided to shoot up their sped school, STEM School Highlands Ranch in the eponymous city of Colorado. Upon arriving, they managed to snipe 1 frag and wound another 6 before the local jocks, already experienced with bullying and buttraping their asses, tackled them while they were reloading. You'd think reload time wouldn't be a problem, given how they had FOUR GUNS ON BOARD, but apparently the dumbass tranny couldn't even get the safety switch off. Women!
In court, Alec [[Lulz|completely backstabbed]] Devon by claiming videos they took showing Alec berating Devon were "staged" and as such ensuring xer eventual release on parole, whereas Devon ended up getting assfucked by the persecutors and got V& for 1,282 years.
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File:Devon Erickson mugshot.jpeg| the face of [[Tumblr|a generation]]
File:Erickson in court.jpg| absolute twink, get ready for [[Bubba]]
File:Maya-McKinney.jpg| BAWWWW
File:Devon Michael Erickson Prisoner.jpg|Remember to [[John F. Kennedy|aim for the head]]
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="4">
File:Devon Erickson furry.jpg|dude.
File:Devon Erickson spanish comic.jpg|"Stupid male, you are killing us", "Sorry for being born male, [[Your mom|mom]]", "Kill [[Feminist|me]] whenever you want, [[Retard|Devon Erickson]]", "I don't kill [[fat|fatties]]"
</gallery>|}}
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{{GradedScore|1|how fucking bad are these guys at aiming jesus fuck|3|two of the non-lethal injuries were by security guards loool|4|tranny shooter is somewhat original.|8|[[Drumpf]] did a speech, but everyone moved on within a week due to the low kill count|10|Backstabbing your boyfriend for parole will always be funny.|26|F MINUS MINUS|[[Audrey Hale]] did it better.}}
{{Wanted|2}}


==Douglas Araya==
==Douglas Araya==

Revision as of 02:12, 19 July 2025

Deion Patterson

Deion Patterson
Nationality: Basketball American   
Highscore 1 dead, 4 injured
Style Single player
An Hero? No


Deion Patterson decided to shoot up a medical center in Atlanta, only one dies and 4 get injured, what a fucking fail.


Graded Score
Kill count: 1/20 He didn't even get to make a massacre
Accuracy: 4/20 ...
Style: 8/20 Hospital shooting
Butthurt: 2/20 Who the fuck cares?
Bonus: 0/20 '
Total Score: 15/100 (F-------)
The most shitty shooting occurred in a hospital in the US
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Wanted Level:

Mall Cop


Douglas Araya

Douglas Araya
Born 1972
Died January 3, 2005 (aged 32)
Nationality: Coconut Nigga   
Highscore 5 kills, 1 injured
Style FPS, Single player mode
An Hero? Yes

Douglas Araya, was a spic taxi driver who went Cumbria in 2005, with his AK-47, a .38 revolver and another unknown pistol pwning 2 women and 3 men and wounding a single frag before an hero.

Lulzfest

On the small town of Paquera, in Costa Rica, Douglas was pissed off with his bitch, 23 year old Daris about her alimony. After realising he could high score on a country without a high score, grabbed his AK-47 and killed her. Douglas, after his first blood, drove to his former fuckbuddy, Patricia's house, and for fun, shots up her daughter and her new boyfriend, killing both and sparing her for some fucking reason. Then, continues his gameplay and droves to another couple's house, and workmate. The man, tried to defend his wife but failed and he died and his wife too. Near a bar, some random man tried to disarm douglas' banhammer, but failed and got some shots, wounding him. After that, he began his rambo shootings, injured nobody and left the village to commit an hero, ending his gameplay. He also left some letters explaining his motive.

Rant

Graded Score
Kill count: 5/20 '
Accuracy: 18/20 Really good aim for a costarricean
Style: 15/20 Cumbria, 5 years before.
Butthurt: 5/20 Costa Rica got butthurt, but nobody cared and got lost on the annals of central american history
Bonus: 20/20 Set out a high score for Costa Rica
Total Score: 63/100 (D+)
Cumbria; Spic edition.
Also, aim to people during the rambo if you wanna get extra kills, fag.
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Wanted Level:

Police Force


Dylan Butler

Dylan Jesse Butler
Nationality: Americunt   
Highscore 2 dead, 6 injured
Style Single player
An Hero? Yes


Dylan Butler was an 17-year-old hero, columbiner, tranny and the first school shooter of 2024. On the 4th of January, he/they shot up his school in Iowa with a fucking .22 revolver, and killed some 6th grader nigger and the principal before shooting himself.

Aside from school shootings, Dylan's hobbies included watching gore, thirstposting for femboys on Reddit, posting cringy videos to TikTok, and being fat and ugly. His Instagram page had his pronouns listed as "he/they", confirming this was yet another bloodthirsty tranny. His last post to TikTok showed him gearing up in the school bathroom and used the song "Stray Bullet" by KMFDM, the same song used by Pekka-Eric Auvinen for his final video.

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Rant

Graded Score
Kill count: 2/20
Accuracy: 2/20 Should have used a BIGGAR WEPPON.
Style: 5/20 Generic school shooter.
Butthurt: 3/20
Bonus: 10/20 Ode to the past + left behind a decent internet footprint.
Total Score: 22/100 (F---)
Audrey Hale 2:Electric Boogaloo
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Wanted Level:

Mall Cop