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{{spoiler|THE BLACK TIGER WALKS OVER THE COMMANDER AND YOU HAVE TO KILL IT FOR THAT AND THEN BEFORE SHULTZ DIES HE KILLS THE OTHER COMMANDER WHO IS ACTUALLY A HOMO YOUR TIGER TANK GETS KNOCKED OUT AT TIGER ACE AND YOU COME BACK WITH A KING TIGER AND THEN YOU TAKE OVER VILLA BOCAGE AND YOU'LL STILL BE A VIRGIN EVEN AFTER THAT!!1}} | {{spoiler|THE BLACK TIGER WALKS OVER THE COMMANDER AND YOU HAVE TO KILL IT FOR THAT AND THEN BEFORE SHULTZ DIES HE KILLS THE OTHER COMMANDER WHO IS ACTUALLY A HOMO YOUR TIGER TANK GETS KNOCKED OUT AT TIGER ACE AND YOU COME BACK WITH A KING TIGER AND THEN YOU TAKE OVER VILLA BOCAGE AND YOU'LL STILL BE A VIRGIN EVEN AFTER THAT!!1}} | ||
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[[File:COH rape.jpg|thumb|The game shows how Russian commanders raped their men]] | [[File:COH rape.jpg|thumb|The game shows how Russian commanders raped their men]] | ||
When 2 came out, the game became about mindlessly sending your soldiers to get [[raped]] by [[cock|machine guns]], until you get tanks, at which you will be sending them to be [[raped]] by [[dildo|AT guns]], this is totally true because Russia didn't give a fuck about its people, however some people don't like truth.. | When 2 came out, the game became about mindlessly sending your soldiers to get [[raped]] by [[cock|machine guns]], until you get tanks, at which you will be sending them to be [[raped]] by [[dildo|AT guns]], this is totally true because Russia didn't give a fuck about its people, however some people don't like truth.. | ||
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== [[Butthurt]] in The Game == | == [[Butthurt]] in The Game == | ||
Revision as of 17:21, 22 December 2014
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Company of Heroes is a game that was, until COH 2 came out, a game about heroism and bravery, and how the soldiers suffered in the war
When 2 came out, the game became about mindlessly sending your soldiers to get raped by machine guns, until you get tanks, at which you will be sending them to be raped by AT guns, this is totally true because Russia didn't give a fuck about its people, however some people don't like truth..
Butthurt in The Game
Some Youtuber called Bad Comedian,butthurt of the fact that the Russian Army sucks, grabbed his personal army and rated the fuck out of the game on Metacritic, the game had its rating move from 8.9/10 to 1/10, truly is the might of Soviet Russia..
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The Graphics
The only thing that is good about the game, is the graphics, because everyone knows that the road to success in any RTS game is graphics, so they fucked up the rest of the game, and had good graphics, enjoy the graphics.
Things You get to do ingame
- Burn your own people
- Watch as your squad that took you ages to make elite gets hit accidentally by your own mortar
- See how the game lags even on gaming PCs
- Play against an AI that doesn't know how to remove barbed wire
- Be a Nazi
- Burn your own soldiers
- Burn the game
Gallery
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Just to show how much of faggots the fan base of the game are
See Also
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