Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/January 10, 2025

California

California (Formerly Commiefornia, before Ahnold) is the lamest state on the Left Coast of America and home to many serial rapists and their bastard offspring. A very small percentage of the population is actually legal. Home to Kikewood as the ingrown toe-nail, San Francisco as the penis, Bakersfield as the armpit, San Diego as the anus, and everyone from the central part of the state being ashamed of being there, California had the nation's first action hero governor in Arnold Schwarzenegger (aka The Governator). After he served the "mandated" two terms and did as little as possible, the shitweeds and faghippies re-voted for Jerry "We Want To Steal Your Water" Brown, who served two MORE terms. After Jerry Brown got too fucking old to competently serve as Governor, they installed a used-car salesman from San Fagcisco with plastic genitals.

(( We Wish It Would Fall Into The Pacific Already ))

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