Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now

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December 2024

• December 31, 2024 -
• December 30, 2024 -
• December 29, 2024 - Cathy McKay
• December 28, 2024 - Cathy McKay
• December 27, 2024 - American Dad
• December 26, 2024 - American Dad
• December 25, 2024 - Mark Twain
• December 24, 2024 - Jon Solomon
• December 23, 2024 - Jon Solomon
• December 22, 2024 - Florida woman to CEO
• December 21, 2024 - Florida woman to CEO
• December 20, 2024 - Gen Z Suicide
• December 19, 2024 - Gen z Suicide
• December 18, 2024 - Luigi Mangione
• December 17, 2024 - Luigi Mangione
• December 16, 2024 - CDKeys
• December 15, 2024 - CDKeys
• December 14, 2024 - CEO Mindset
• December 13, 2024 - CEO Mindset
• December 12, 2024 - Randy Robert Stair
• December 11, 2024 - Randy Robert Stair
• December 10, 2024 - UnitedHealth CEO Brian Thompson died doing what he loved
• December 9, 2024 - UnitedHealth CEO Brian Thompson died doing what he loved
• December 8, 2024 - Anti woke means anti gay means anti me as a dev.
• December 7, 2024 - Anti woke means anti gay means anti me as a dev.
• December 6, 2024 - NOBODY SET ANYTHING, LAZY FAGGOTS
• December 5, 2024 - NOBODY SET ANYTHING, LAZY FAGGOTS
• December 4, 2024 - Destiny's Blowjob video shutdown the Kiwifarms
• December 3, 2024 - Destiny's Blowjob video shutdown the Kiwifarms
• December 2, 2024 - Snoop Dogg
• December 1, 2024 - Snoop Dogg

November 2024

• November 30, 2024 - Bo Derek
• November 29, 2024 - Bo Derek
• November 28, 2024 - Dave Barry
• November 27, 2024 - Dave Barry
• November 26, 2024 - Bob Dylan
• November 25, 2024 - Bob Dylan
• November 24, 2024 - Fu For Thought
• November 23, 2024 - Fu For Thought
• November 22, 2024 - Elon Musk
• November 21, 2024 - Elon Musk
• November 20, 2024 - Mike Tyson
• November 19, 2024 - Mike Tyson
• November 18, 2024 - Al Gore
• November 17, 2024 - Al Gore
• November 16, 2024 - Patton
• November 15, 2024 - Patton
• November 14, 2024 - Dean Martin
• November 13, 2024 - Dean Martin
• November 12, 2024 - tv and politics
• November 11, 2024 - tv and politics
• November 10, 2024 - Synthetic Man
• November 9, 2024 - Synthetic Man
• November 8, 2024 - Trump
• November 7, 2024 - Trump
• November 6, 2024 - Trump
• November 5, 2024 - Squirrels
• November 4, 2024 - Kerouac
• November 3, 2024 - Kerouac
• November 2, 2024 - Alex Campbell
• November 1, 2024 - Alex Campbell

October 2024

• October 31, 2024 - The Nightmare Before Christmas
• October 30, 2024 - EDPEDOS
• October 29, 2024 - EDPEDOS
• October 28, 2024 - Carissa Pinkson
• October 27, 2024 - Carissa Pinkson
• October 26, 2024 - Dry Hump
• October 25, 2024 - Dry Hump
• October 24, 2024 - Is Halloween Evil
• October 23, 2024 - Is Halloween evil
• October 22, 2024 - Watchmen
• October 21, 2024 - Watchmen
• October 20, 2024 - Christine
• October 19, 2024 - Christine
• October 18, 2024 - Josh Trebach
• October 17, 2024 - Josh Trebach
• October 16, 2024 - Losing Women
• October 15, 2024 - Losing Women
• October 14, 2024 - Michael Bay
• October 13, 2024 - Michael Bay
• October 12, 2024 - IHM bragging about her vagina
• October 11, 2024 - IHM bragging about her vagina
• October 10, 2024 - Halloween is Catholic
• October 9, 2024 - Halloween is Catholic
• October 8, 2024 - Evil Texan Taxes
• October 7, 2024 - Evil Teaxan Taxes
• October 6, 2024 - Freddy
• October 5, 2024 - Freddy
• October 4, 2024 - Elon Musk
• October 3, 2024 - Elon Musk
• October 2, 2024 - Steriev Ljupco
• October 1, 2024 - Steriev Ljupco

September 2024

• September 30, 2024 - Ljupco Taking Down ED
• September 29, 2024 - Ljupco Taking Down ED
• September 28, 2024 - Ljupco Taking Down ED
• September 27, 2024 - Ljupco Taking Down ED
• September 26, 2024 - Ljupco Taking Down ED
• September 25, 2024 - Ljupco Taking Down ED
• September 24, 2024 - Ljupco Taking Down ED
• September 23, 2024 - Ljupco Taking Down ED
• September 22, 2024 - Ljupco Taking Down ED
• September 21, 2024 - Ljupco Taking Down ED
• September 20, 2024 - Ljupco Taking Down ED
• September 19, 2024 - Ljupco Taking Down ED
• September 18, 2024 - Ljupco Taking Down ED
• September 17, 2024 - MarioMario456 trying to steal another wiki
• September 16, 2024 - MarioMario456 trying to steal another wiki
• September 15, 2024 - Ljupco Taking Down ED
• September 14, 2024 - Ljupco Taking Down ED
• September 13, 2024 - Ljupco Taking Down ED
• September 12, 2024 - Ljupco Taking Down ED
• September 11, 2024 -
• September 10, 2024 - Ljupco Taking Down ED
• September 9, 2024 - RETARDED_FAG Taking Down ED
• September 8, 2024 - RETARDED_FAG Taking Down ED
• September 7, 2024 - Ljupco Taking Down ED
• September 6, 2024 - Ljupco Taking Down ED
• September 5, 2024 - Ljupco Taking Down ED
• September 4, 2024 - Ljupco Taking Down ED
• September 3, 2024 - Ljupco Taking Down ED
• September 2, 2024 - Ljupco Taking Down ED
• September 1, 2024 - Niggerdick surgery

August

• August 31, 2024 - Niggerdick surgery
• August 30, 2024 - MarioMario456 still wanting EDF
• August 29, 2024 - MarioMario456 still wanting EDF
• August 28, 2024 - Message from our last host
• August 27, 2024 - Message from our last host
• August 26, 2024 -
• August 25, 2024 -
• August 24, 2024 - chuj on KF
• August 23, 2024 - chuj on KF
• August 22, 2024 - GOI is Stellmach
• August 21, 2024 - GOI is Stellmach
• August 20, 2024 - Taylor Swift
• August 19, 2024 - Taylor Swift
• August 18, 2024 - Redbull and cigarette
• August 17, 2024 - Redbull and cigarette
• August 16, 2024 - pussy = Penis
• August 15, 2024 - Pussy = penis
• August 14, 2024 - Taco Bell
• August 13, 2024 - Taco Bell
• August 12, 2024 - vengeance
• August 11, 2024 - vengeance
• August 10, 2024 - Sailor Moon
• August 9, 2024 - Sailor Moon
• August 8, 2024 - Kamala Harris
• August 7, 2024 - Kamala Harris
• August 6, 2024 - peachyblackgorl
• August 5, 2024 - Peachyblackgorl
• August 4, 2024 - Buffkin thirsting over lulziez
• August 3, 2024 - Buffkin thisting over lulziez
• August 2, 2024 - Taylor Swift
• August 1, 2024 - Taylor Swift

July 2024

• July 31, 2024 - Rebecca Hazelton is full of shit
• July 30, 2024 - Rebecca Hazelton is full of shit
• July 29, 2024 - Bill Maher
• July 28, 2024 - Bill Maher
• July 27, 2024 - The Simpsons
• July 26, 2024 - The Simpsons
• July 25, 2024 - Joe Garden
• July 24, 2024 - Joe Garden
• July 23, 2024 - The Hill
• July 22, 2024 - The Hill
• July 21, 2024 - Deadpool
• July 20, 2024 - Deadpool
• July 19, 2024 - Trump
• July 18, 2024 - Trump
• July 17, 2024 - Neill degrasse Tyson
• July 16, 2024 - Neil degrasse Tyson
• July 15, 2024 - Meepsheep
• July 14, 2024 - Meepsheep
• July 13, 2024 - Sarah Palin
• July 12, 2024 - Sarah Palin
• July 11, 2024 - Clint Eastwood
• July 10, 2024 - Clint Eastwood
• July 9, 2024 - Carl Everett
• July 8, 2024 - Carl Everett
• July 7, 2024 - Incest
• July 6, 2024 - Incest
• July 5, 2024 - pull out dad
• July 4, 2024 - pull out dad
• July 3, 2024 - John Adams
• July 2, 2024 - John Adams
• July 1, 2024 - The Simpsons

June 2024

• June 30, 2024 - The Simpsons
• June 29, 2024 - Lulziez on HRT
• June 28, 2024 - Lulziez on HRT
• June 27, 2024 - Don't @ me nigger
• June 26, 2024 - Don't @ me nigger
• June 25, 2024 -
• June 24, 2024 -
• June 23, 2024 - redditor lying and committing child abuse
• June 22, 2024 -
• June 21, 2024 -
• June 20, 2024 - Pope Faggots
• June 19, 2024 - Pope Faggots
• June 18, 2024 - Pope Faggots
• June 17, 2024 - Pope Faggots
• June 16, 2024 - Pope Faggots
• June 15, 2024 - Mario Fail
• June 14, 2024 - Mario Fail
• June 13, 2024 - Star Wars sucks
• June 12, 2024 - Star Wars sucks
• June 11, 2024 - NameCheap suspension message
• June 10, 2024 - NameCheap suspension message
• June 9, 2024 - ASSBLONKER doesn't like EDF anymore
• June 8, 2024 - ASSBLONKER doesn't like EDF anymore
• June 7, 2024 - Adam and Steve
• June 6, 2024 - Adam and Steve
• June 5, 2024 - Kyle Becker
• June 4, 2024 - Kyle Becker
• June 3, 2024 - Yogurt lid
• June 2, 2024 - Yogurt lid
• June 1, 2024 - Donald Trump

May 2024

• May 31, 2024 - Donald Trump
• May 30, 2024 - The Wholesome Heathen
• May 29, 2024 - Eoin Daly
• May 28, 2024 - Eoin Daly
• May 27, 2024 - Homer Simpson
• May 26, 2024 - Homer Simpson
• May 25, 2024 - William Blake
• May 24, 2024 - William Blake
• May 23, 2024 - Apple Watch
• May 22, 2024 - Apple Watch
• May 21, 2024 - Fucktard coping with watching Japanese capeshit at 18
• May 20, 2024 - Fucktard coping with watching Japanese capeshit at 18
• May 19, 2024 - "Unable to connect to encyclopediadramatica.online"
• May 18, 2024 - "Unable to connect to encyclopediadramatica.online"
• May 17, 2024 - POOL'S CLOSED DUE TO AIDS
• May 16, 2024 - POOL'S CLOSED DUE TO AIDS
• May 15, 2024 - POOL'S CLOSED DUE TO AIDS
• May 14, 2024 - POOL'S CLOSED DUE TO AIDS
• May 13, 2024 - POOL'S CLOSED DUE TO AIDS
• May 12, 2024 - POOL'S CLOSED DUE TO AIDS
• May 11, 2024 - POOL'S CLOSED DUE TO AIDS
• May 10, 2024 - POOL'S CLOSED DUE TO AIDS
• May 9, 2024 - POOL'S CLOSED DUE TO AIDS
• May 8, 2024 - POOL'S CLOSED DUE TO AIDS
• May 7, 2024 - POOL'S CLOSED DUE TO AIDS
• May 6, 2024 - An EDF Tragedy
• May 5, 2024 - An EDF Tragedy
• May 4, 2024 - Misheru Katorin
• May 3, 2024 - Misheru Katorin
• May 2, 2024 - lin0killer
• May 1, 2024 - lin0killer

April 2024

• April 30, 2024 - Mark David Chapman
• April 29, 2024 - Mark David Chapman
• April 28, 2024 - Mia Janin
• April 27, 2024 - Mia Janin
• April 26, 2024 - Nabokov
• April 25, 2024 - Nabokov
• April 24, 2024 - Leggy del pain
• April 23, 2024 - Leggy del pain
• April 22, 2024 - Richard Dawkins
• April 21, 2024 - Richard Dawkins
• April 20, 2024 - Deadpool
• April 19, 2024 - Deadpool
• April 18, 2024 - Celebrity Diaarhea
• April 17, 2024 - Celebrity Diarrhea
• April 16, 2024 - pussydom
• April 15, 2024 - pussydom
• April 14, 2024 - Sunny Hostin
• April 13, 2024 - Sunny Hostin
• April 12, 2024 - OJ Simpson
• April 11, 2024 - believing Internet quotes
• April 10, 2024 - Eclipse Not Apocalypse
• April 9, 2024 - Eclipse Not Apocalypse
• April 8, 2024 - Sam Beckett
• April 7, 2024 - Sam Beckett
• April 6, 2024 - Teddie2pointO
• April 5, 2024 - Teddie2pointO
• April 4, 2024 - Jimmy Buffett
• April 3, 2024 - Jimmy Buffett
• April 2, 2024 - Wil Rogers
• April 1, 2024 - Wil Rogers

March 2024

• March 31, 2024 - Steve Martin
• March 30, 2024 - Steve Martin
• March 29, 2024 - Bob Marley
• March 28, 2024 - Bob Marley
• March 27, 2024 - Daniel Tosh
• March 26, 2024 - Daniel Tosh
• March 25, 2024 - Rommel
• March 24, 2024 - Rommel
• March 23, 2024 - Caleb Hearon
• March 22, 2024 - Caleb Hearon
• March 21, 2024 - Embarissing moments
• March 20, 2024 - Embarrising moments
• March 19, 2024 - Hulk Hogan
• March 18, 2024 - Hulk Hogan
• March 17, 2024 - Liam Neeson
• March 16, 2024 - Liam Neeson
• March 15, 2024 - Dildo Baggins
• March 14, 2024 - Dildo Baggins
• March 13, 2024 - William Sumerset
• March 12, 2024 - William Somerset
• March 11, 2024 - Pablo Escobar
• March 10, 2024 - Pablo Escobar
• March 9, 2024 - SauCherie
• March 8, 2024 - SauCherie
• March 7, 2024 - Miss Stirr
• March 6, 2024 - Miss Stirr
• March 5, 2024 - Army Of Darkness
• March 4, 2024 - Army of Darkness
• March 3, 2024 - Quotesfordark
• March 2, 2024 - Quotesfordark
• March 1, 2024 - Homer Simpson

February 2024

• February 29, 2024 - Homer Simpson
• February 28, 2024 - Nut Hut
• February 27, 2024 - Nut Hut
• February 26, 2024 - Alex Haley was a plagiarist
• February 25, 2024 - Alex Haley was a plagiarist
• February 24, 2024 - Black People & Books
• February 23, 2024 - Black People & Books
• February 22, 2024 - NiggerSanji EN
• February 21, 2024 - NiggerSanji EN
• February 20, 2024 - Bo Burnham
• February 19, 2024 - Bo Burnham
• February 18, 2024 - Khalid Abdul Muhammad
• February 17, 2024 - Khalid Abdul Muhammad
• February 16, 2024 - James Joyce
• February 15, 2024 - James Joyce
• February 14, 2024 - Mel Brooks
• February 13, 2024 - Mel Brooks
• February 12, 2024 - Taylor Swift cookies
• February 11, 2024 - Taylor Swift cookies
• February 10, 2024 - David Duke
• February 9, 2024 - David Duke
• February 8, 2024 - Alan Moore
• February 7, 2024 - Alan Moore
• February 6, 2024 - National Park Service
• February 5, 2024 - National Park Service
• February 4, 2024 - Woman's Dick Joke
• February 3, 2024 - Woman's Dick Joke
• February 2, 2024 - Justine Sacco
• February 1, 2024 - Justine Sacco

January 2024

• January 31, 2024 - MedosDmed
• January 30, 2024 - MedosDmed
• January 29, 2024 - Nicholas Sparks
• January 28, 2024 - Nicholas Sparks
• January 27, 2024 - Jaden Smith
• January 26, 2024 - Jaden Smith
• January 25, 2024 - Hot Shots
• January 24, 2024 - Hot Shots
• January 23, 2024 - Lil meech
• January 22, 2024 - Lil meech
• January 21, 2024 - David Bowie
• January 20, 2024 - David Bowie
• January 19, 2024 - Jeff Bridges
• January 18, 2024 - Jeff Bridges
• January 17, 2024 - MikeysFamous
• January 16, 2024 - MikeysFamous
• January 15, 2024 - MikeysFamous
• January 14, 2024 - Chef: Southpark
• January 13, 2024 - Chef: Southpark
• January 12, 2024 - Bernard Shaw
• January 11, 2024 -Bernard Shaw
• January 10, 2024 -Eddie Murphey
• January 9, 2024 - Eddie Murphey
• January 8, 2024 - Richard Pryor
• January 7, 2024 - Richard Pryor
• January 6, 2024 - Ricky Gervais
• January 5, 2024 - Ricky Gervais
• January 4, 2024 - German Word
• January 3, 2024 - German word
• January 2, 2024 - Ghost In The Shell
• January 1, 2024 - Ghost In The Shell