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| [[Image:Niggersjews.jpg|thumb|right|Repeat after me class...]]
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| '''A. Wyatt Mann''' ([[Powerword]]: Nick Bougas) is one of the greatest cartoonists of this or any other generation.
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| It is through tireless struggle in the name of our glorious [[white]] race that he has finally brought to light the imminent threat posed to our white way of life by the inferior mud races! But if there is one thing that you remember from the teachings of this man, remember this: Niggers? [[Jews]]? '''BAD NEWS!'''
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| ==Racist Propaganda? Moar liek fucking lulz amirite?==
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| Those of the darker races, or those lacking a sense of white pride have been quick to condemn A. Wyatt Mann as an [http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/A._Wyatt_Mann unfunny overweight alcoholic coward.] These people are of course members of the international ZOG Machine bent on enslaving our Aryan men and raping our [[White|white]] [[women|wimminz]], and [[Holocaust|should be shown the error of their ways.]]
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| [[Image:Electricjew.jpg|thumb|left|This would never work. Not only is there no music on MTV, only [[16 year old girls]] watch it anyway.]]
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| [[Image:Niggerturd.jpg|thumb|right|[[black people|Blargh]] is born.]]
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| Other rumors also suggest that A. Wyatt Mann is in fact a [[gay]] [[nigger]] [[jew]] who is either a self-hating mongoloid, or one of the most awesome trolls in the history of the internets who is simply doing it [[for the lulz]].
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| These rumors can neither be substantiated or disproven.
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| <s>However, one matter of Manns personal life that is known is that ED's resident racist [[user: blargh|Blargh]] was the result of the Un-holy coupling of A. Wyatt Mann and a jar of mayonnaise, from which the fertilized egg was carried to term in the [[cunt]] of a negroid woman.</s> [[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS|LOL GONE]]
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| [[Image:newfag.jpg|thumb|right|Deep down, you always knew he was from /b/]]
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| [[Image:Romperstomper.gif|thumb|left|The correct way to deal with niggers.]]
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| ==A Wyatt Mann: The poet==
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| Not since Shakespeare has there been a man gifted with such eloquent prose, surely his words shall echo down through the ages. Ogden Nash has nothing on him. Whether it be the epic poem of Coon Coon Baboon, or his quick little ditty about the alternate spellings of "Dirty Jew," his rapier wit cuts through all of the [[liberal|LIEberal]]'s deception.
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| {{quote|Coon, Coon.
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| Black Baboon.<br/>
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| Brutal, Worthless,<br/>
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| Thieving Goon.<br/>
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| Often High, Thrives In Jail,<br/>
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| His Welfare Check Is In The Mail.|A.W.Mann}}
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| <center><gallery>
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| Image:A world without jews and blacks.jpg|How fucking true
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| Image:Kikepoem.jpg|Ballad of the Jewish Parasite.
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| Image:Cooncoonbaboon.jpg|Coon Coon Baboon.
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| Image:Dirtyjewspellings.jpg|It all spells DIRTY JEW.
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| </gallery></center>
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| ==A Wyatt Mann: The Comedian==
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| Unlike that [[unfunny]] kike Seinfeld, A.W.Mann is a REAL entertainer. His mastery of the one liners will leave even the most conniving of [[jew|hebes]] from the A.C.L.JEW fleeing in terror.
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| <center><gallery>
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| Image:Niggerafrica.jpg|Q: How many niggers does it take to make the world a better place?
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| Image:Niggermace.jpg|Q: Why do a niggers eyes swell up and turn blood red during sex?
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| Image:Blindniggers.jpg|Q: Why did God make niggers stink?
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| Image:Jewsoven.jpg|Q: What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
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| </gallery></center>
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| ==A Wyatt Mann: The JEW LOVER???==
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| According to [http://thecoldequations.blogspot.com/2009/04/if-you-cant-trust-wyatt-mann-who-can.html this blog]:
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| ''""A. Wyatt Mann" is the pseudonym of a quasi-famous racist cartoonist. I recently happened to come across some art by the same guy under his real name. I will not out him here, even though you could argue that by drawing in the EXACT SAME STYLE as A. Wyatt Mann under his own name he has outed himself, but I googled his name and practically everything I found about him made reference to his associations with Jews. He has a girlfriend of several decades with a Jewish surname, he's referenced by a (goyish) quasi-famous writer as having been introduced to another (Jewish) quasi-famous writer at AWM's house, and a few others, and there's a tribute on the net somewhere by AWM to the former writer's deceased (Jewish) wife. He even directed a movie that's apparently a puff piece about another quasi-famous Jew. There's not a whole lot of information about him on the internets because he's rather obscure, and he seems to have been most active pre-internet, but almost everything that's out there has something like this. Remember, this is the author of Tales of the Holohoax we're talking about."''
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| ''"The guy in the comments who said he knew AWM was the real deal and he told me about other Jews AWM is friendly with. Some of them are famous so I don't want to name names because I'm still not trying to out him. But there are probably Hassidic Grand Rebbes who have fewer Jewish friends than our AWM.
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| ''
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| ''I have also found out that AWM posts at an online forum under his real name. Somewhere there he has a heartwarming, completely unironic story about helping a homeless black man. Yet the ex-friend of AWM who commented here said that he's also completely sincere about his racism."
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| ''
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| == Wyatt Mann: Wyatt Kaldenberg ==
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| A few [[Redneck|Aryan]] brothers have identified A. Wyatt Mann as <strike>[http://www.wyattkaldenberg.com Wyatt Kaldenberg]</strike>(website is now a fake virus detector), an [[Dungeons and dragons|Odinist]] and all-around really [[Mormon|nice guy]]. [https://www.facebook.com/wyat.kaldenberg He even has a Facebook]- be sure to hit him up!
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| In the 1980s, Wyatt Kaldenberg broke [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1KT1QoSCT8 Geraldo Rivera's nose on live television] (look for the guy throwing the chair). [[File:8051827044 8ecff2579c.jpg|thumb|right|A. Wyatt Mann himself, an exemplar of Nordic, Aryan masculinity if there ever was one.]]
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| [[File:Nick bougas.jpg|thumb|[[Some argue|Some say]] that [http://thebeerbarrel.net/threads/a-wyatt-mann-vs-reality.25273/ this man] is the one, true Wyatt Mann.]]
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| <center><gallery>
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| Image:WyattMann_stuffyouwillhate.jpg|Former BFF of Wyatt's
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| Image:WyattMann_stormfront.jpg|Wyatt Mann identified in Stormfront post
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| Image:WyattMann_VNN.jpg|Wyatt Mann identified in Vanguard News Network post
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| </gallery></center>
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| ==4chan==
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| A Wyatt Mann has gained a cult following among [[b/tard]]s, where it is not uncommon to see his glorious propaganda and sage words of wisdom crap flooded by the ravenous hoards of [[b|/b/]].
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| ==Zyklon Ben??==
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| [[Ben Garrison]] is a pro libertarian and constitution cartoonist that makes unfunny editiorial cartoons on the internet.
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| In the eyes of /pol/ his cartoons are subtlely aimed at exposing the ''real'' [[Coincidence Detector|banking elite]], and are prime to be [[shoop|decoded]] to [[troll|make the message more accesible]]
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| [[Butthurt|Ben has not responded favorably to this]], which only encourages /pol/ more.
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| ==8chan==
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| In June 2016 the jewish kabbalah powers waned under a black sun eclipse and temporarily allowed Wyatt to escape from his interdimensional Zog prison that held him since the late 80's. Catapulted from the kike vortex he ended up on planet [[fullchan]]. As the god emperor of Shlomo art he wasted no time to produce new masterpieces and exchanged a few words with the polacks many years younger than him. Some [[stupid|suspicious]] anons feared the new Merchants might be a trick from [[fbi|alphabet soup]] to sniff out their super secret NEET identities or that they might even contain [[lol|viruses]]. Wyatt's strength left him after a few hours of shitposting and he bade pol a merry adieu and a happy 1488. Leaving behind farewell gifts of AWM styled Trump's and Pepe's.
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| <center><gallery>
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| Image:Wyatt_visit_8ch_pol.jpg|The corruptor of the internet makes his entrance
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| Image:Wyatt_meme_magic.jpg|AWM plans to supply anon with memetic plutonium
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| Image:Santa_wyatt.jpg|Doing it for the <s>lulz</s> reich
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| Image:Wyatt_defends_garrison.jpg|Wyatt defends Garrison from [[Joshua Goldberg|his kike troll]]
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| Image:Wyatt_calls_out_shills.jpg|His kike radar honed he noticed the shills immediately.
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| Image:Wyatt_remembers.jpg|Passing on the torch to /pol/
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| Image:Wyatt_trump.jpg|Farewell gifts of Trump...
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| Image:Wyatt_pepe.jpg|...and Pepe.
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| </gallery></center>
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| ==Galleries==
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| ===The truths that the ZOG machine doesn't want you to know===
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| {{cg|His works of art|wayttgal|center|<gallery>
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| Image:Volkswagenjew.jpg|A Wyatt Mann's preferred mode of transport.
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| Image:Femalegook.jpg|[[Lowtax]] could
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| Image:Kikerapedbyniggers.jpg|LOL irony
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| Image:Kukluxknieval.jpg|Greatest daredevil of all time
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| Image:Blacksrelax.jpg|I wouldn't.. Would you?
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| Image:Jewjitsu.jpg|The ZOG machines secret weapon.
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| Image:Kikeskikeskikes.jpg|Nobody lieks u. Needs moar [[mudkipz]]
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| Image:ADL.jpg|LOL, whiny faggots
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| </gallery>|<gallery>
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| Image:Beanerscum.jpg
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| Image:Jewedtodeath.jpg
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| Image:Kikemagician.jpg
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| Image:Losethejews.jpg|Flush the Jew down the toilet!
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| Image:Kikesonaplane.jpg|The rabbis are coming to sex your young white [[loli]] daughters.
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| Image:Goodnigbadnig.jpg|Only good nigger...
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| Image:Asianvsblacks.jpg|RAINBOW coalition my ass.
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| Image:Rabinowitzcomic.jpg|This one's a little over-developed.
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| Image:Yidfly.jpg
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| Image:Trustedjew.jpg|Remember this white man, don't let it happen to you.
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| Image:Whitewarrior.jpg
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| Image:Stop aid to Israel.jpg
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| Image:Chimpnigger.jpg|Chimps haet [[nigger|Porch Monkeys]].
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| Image:Hatecrime.jpg|LOL hypocrisy. Also, lrn2perspective.
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| Image:Millionmanmarch.jpg|I want a fucking refund.
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| Image:Niggerheaven.jpg|Oh to be so easily amused.
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| Image:Niggerslol.jpg
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| Image:Diversity by Wyatt Mann.jpg
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| Image:Niggersthenandnow.jpg|Slavery in [[Irony|1890]] wasn't so bad, now was it?
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| Image:Stupid_nigger.jpg|Niggers fail at being Budd Dwyer.
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| Image:Fags image05.jpg|How to succeed in Hollywood
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| Image:Nig image10.jpg|A. Wyatt Mann's insight into [[OJ Simpson]]
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| Image:Rapistgook.png|Tentacle sex imminent
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| Image:Ntripfaggotry.jpg|Mann warns Anonymous
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| File:Those fucking gooks.jpg
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| File:Rich african heritage.jpg
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| </gallery>}}
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| ===Other gallery===
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| {{cg|Parodies/Memes|wayttgal2|center|<gallery>
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| File:No one more kind than the jews.gif
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| File:Moot bans cartoon.jpg
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| File:Wyatt mann feels guy 4chan parody.jpg
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| File:Simply put moot .jpg
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| File:SnacksRelax.jpg
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| File:WTsnacksTrustedMoot.jpg
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| File:4chan Wyatt Mann parody Free Speech.png
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| File:Around Whites.jpg
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| </gallery>|<gallery>
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| File:Jew recation image.jpg
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| File:I know and caused that feel jews you lose.png| Feels
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| File:Jewtrollface.png|[[Trollface]]
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| File:Jew nose trolface.png|[[Trollface]]
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| File:Merchant Face sadfrog.jpg|[[Pepe|Feels bad man]]
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| File:Jew Happy Merchant Face meme GoofyTime.jpg|[[Goofy Time]]
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| File:Are you having finacial Difficulties wyatt mann parody jewsyoulose meme lemerchantface.png
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| File:Jew pixeled.png
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| File:Jew Super mario.gif|[[Mario]]
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| File:Tom nook animal crossing nintendo meme le merchant face jewsyoulose wyattmann cartoon parody.png|[[Animal Crossing]]
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| File:Merchant leval 5o.png
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| File:Twilight Sparkle MLP My Little Pony Jewsyoulose merchantface meme.jpg|[[MLP]]
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| File:SheZow jew.jpg|[[SheZow]]
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| File:Le happy space merchant.png
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| File:Reddit logo merchantface jewsyoulose meme parody wyattmann.jpg|[[Reddit]]
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| File:Nazi skinhead racist wjyl meme parody .jpg
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| File:WJYL - Jew - equality pic.png
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| File:Its not my fault that i'm not popular jews happy merchant face meme.png|[[It's Not My Fault I'm Not Popular]]
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| File:Cool jew merchant face.jpg
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| File:Jewsyoulose merchant face meme nopicture availiable old anonymous meme .png
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| File:Meoyvey.png
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| File:Lego merchant face jew meme.jpg|[[Lego]]
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| File:Happy legion merchant jewsyoulose meme anon.jpg
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| File:Assad jew.jpg
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| File:Jews you lose easter bunny merchant face meme wyatt mann parodies.png|[[Easter]]
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| File:My little Rabbi Shekels is magic Happy Merchant Face.png|[[MLP]]
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| File:Goyim I.jpg
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| File:Jew behind wood.png
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| File:Cultur not a coistume - Happy Merchant Face.jpg
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| File:Randall Recess Cartoon - Happy Merchant Face.jpg|Obligatory.
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| File:Jew shining.jpg|[[The Shining]]
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| File:Whosjewinfgwhoanymore.png
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| File:Mysterious mortgager.jpg
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| File:Jew's that pokemon? merchant face wyattman.jpg|[[Pokemon]]
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| </gallery>}}
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| ==Catchy Rhymies (and we hate Hymies) ==
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| * If you're white, you are right.
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| * If they're black, send em back.
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| * If they're brown, shoot em down.
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| * If they are Yids, kill their kids.
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| * All kinds of chinks, all of them stinks.
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| * No Jews, No Blacks, No Gays, No Fags.
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| * Will Rap 'fo food, we be livin' good.
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| * Pull that trigga, kill that nigga.
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| * Armenians and Jews! Watch your wallets toos.
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| ==See Also:==
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| *[[Ben Garrison]]: His secret identity
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| *[[Billy the Heretic]]: A. Wyatt Mann For kiddies
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| *[[Carlos Latuff]] (another anti [[jews|zionist]] cartoonist)
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| *[[Jack Chick]]: The christian version
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| *[[Sarah Andersen]]
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| *[[Tim Todd]]: The ''other'' christian version
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| *[[Nigger|Black People]]
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| *[[Chinks]]
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| *[[Jews]]
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| *[[Mexicans]]
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| *[[Bix nood]]
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| *[[Happy Merchant]]
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| *[[Metapedia.org]]
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| *[[July 29 Merchant broadcast|Wyatt's creation Happy Merchant makes a 2014 appearance as a TV cartoon]]
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| ==External Links:==
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| *[http://www.cwporter.com/AWYATTMANNthegenius.htm A WYATT MANN: THE GENIUS] - "Daily" A Wyatt. Mann cartoons. (Not updated in [[over 9000]] months.)
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| *[https://web.archive.org/web/20151127044907/http://www.resist.com/CARTOON%20GALLERY/CartoonIndex1.htm source for cartoons] at [[Resist.com]] {{Archive|L89xX}}
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| *[http://www.heretical.com/holofun/index.html The Six Chimneys*] - NEVAR FORGET THE SMOKELESS FEW!!!1one <small>* The title derives from Olga Lengyel's implausible autobiography, Five Chimneys. Since it is known that one of the Auschwitz chimneys is a dummy, constructed after the war, we thought we'd go one better on them filthy hebes.</small>
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| *[http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/A._Wyatt_Mann A shit article about Wyatt, basically consisting of GUISE DUN LISSEN TO HIM HE'S JUST JELOUS OF US NIGGERS]
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| *[http://www.heretical.com/holohoax/index.html A Wyatt Mann exposes a myth they call the Hollowco$t]
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| *[https://web.archive.org/web/20160613042607/http://8ch.net/pol/res/6247231.html Wyatt finds pol in 2016]
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