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| |style="padding:2px"|[[File:Colorfuljak_transparent.png|80px|link=Autism]]
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| |style="padding:2px"|<big><big>'''This nigga is an</big></big> <big class="colorjaktext"><big class="colorjaktext">Aspie</big></big>
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| </big>Please remind him to breathe deeply from the [[Skibidi Toilet|toilet bowl.]]</big>
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| <option>I take the short bus to school and love trains!!</option>
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| <option>Who wants to read my sonichu fanfiction I made:)</option>
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| <option>Man this piece of media is such a hyper fixation!!</option>
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| <option>HIII do wanna be my friend?? i like cars too haha </option>
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| <option>Trains Trains! chuga chuga chuga chuga choo choo!!</option>
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| <option>This 90s retroart, vhs anloag horror is so good!!!</option>
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| <option>Only cool people get to have my fruit snacks chud!</option>
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| <option>Do u of you guys want to roleplay sonic CD for recess</option>
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| <option>My mom says you guys simply don't understand me... </option>
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| <option>Check out my power rangers figurine collection!!</option>
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| </choose ></span></span></b>
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| |}<includeonly>[[Category:Aspies]]</includeonly>
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| <center>[[File:Avery_soyjak_party_banner.png|400px]]</center>
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| [[File:MarioManIRL2.jpeg|thumb|MarioMan7890 and his [[Happy Merchant]]-ass grin.]]
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| [[File:MarioMan_kills_soyjakparty.png|thumb|MarioMan7890 is the reason /qa/ used to be infested with threads like this.]]
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| '''MarioMan7890''' ([[powerword]]: '''Samuel Adam''') is [[soyjak.party]]'s house [[furry]] and [[namefag]] extraordinaire. He affiliates with the [[NEVER GOON]] brigade yet is responsible for turning /qa/ (and later /g/eneral threads) into a gradual cesspool of faggotry by hosting most of the /anthro/ threads. He has a pink-and-orange [[axolotl]] [[OC]] named '''Avery''' that he posts crudely [[shitty art|amature doodles]] of wherever he is stinking up the boards just so you know that particular act of faggotry was his doing. Other than Axolotl pussy, he also likes other retarded shit like [[Battle for Dream Island]], [[Nintendo]], soyjaks and [[the cancer that is killing b|everything else sojak.party obsesses over]]. Despite liking all the same things that Soyteens like, he is still wildly disliked by Soyjak.party except by the Furry following that he has conjured onto the website.
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| <center>[[File:MarioMan7890_Rap.mp4]]</center>
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| ==His OC's==
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| ===Avery===
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| {| style="padding:1px; width:100%; background-color:rgb(229, 205, 217); border-radius:1px;"
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| | [[File:Gotis.png|link=]]
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| | style="text-align:center; font-size:20px; color:rgb(120, 58, 89);" | <div style="margin-bottom:.75em;">'''AVERY''' = infected with [[Girl on the Internet Syndrome|GOTIS]]</div><div><font size="3">You can help by not giving her <i>any</i> attention.</font></div>
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| |}</div><br /><noinclude>
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| [[File:Avery_Poster.png|thumb]]
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| Avery is MarioMan's main OC, and the only one you should really have to care about. She is an axolotl with a pink, orange and red color scheme. One can only image if Avery is actually MarioMan's true and honest [[fursona]], therefore making MarioMan a tranny. Avery possibly takes her name from the [[right-wing]] furry icon, [[Averi Fiddleafox]].
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| ===Ceaera===
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| MarioMan's second most used OC which is some yellow and green lizard fuck. I can't think of much more to say about this character so hopefully this gallery section will suffice.
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| <gallery>
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| CeaeraNIGGER.png
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| Ceaera.png
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| Lizardfuckdixieland.png|Obviously MarioMan didn't draw this one become his art skillz are too sucky.
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| Yellowgreendog2.png|MarioMan's 3rd most prominent OC
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| Greenyellowdog.png|Alternative art style (still not a good one though!)
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| Grennyellowdogpicrewfaggot.png|[[Picrew]] art style?
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| </gallery>
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| Since all aspie furfags have HUNDREDS of original characters, there are obviously more of MarioMan's OCs, but who honestly gives a fuck.
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| ==His Art==
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| [[File:Niggershitslop.png|thumb]]
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| His art style is so simplistic that his OCs could be [[Cartoon Network]] characters (see: Cal-Arts), but no matter- Copy-and-Pasted stickfigure [[rage face]] slop is still wildly popular on the internet, so maybe his drawings make up for it in its comedic value, but it doesn't. We get it. You're trying to be [[edgy]] and disassociate yourself from the greater furry fagdom (which is writhe with [[coomer]]s and [[Special Snowflake Syndrome]]), but his comics and personalized [[image macros]] pretty much consist of one of his characters just shouting [[NIGGER]]!. No plot line, no catch, no punch line. They are only good for the most meager level of shock value.
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| ==Gallery==
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| <gallery>
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| MarioManCockMongler.jpg|Certified [[Cock Mongler]]
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| MarioManIRL.jpg|Aspie face
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| MarioMan_with_his_pussy2.jpg|Mario Man with his [[cat|pussy]].
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| MarioMan_with_his_pussy.jpg|What an [[Kawaii|adorable]] cat! [[Nigger Man|I wonder what his name is?]]
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| MarioManMegaMind.jpeg|MarioMan really does look like this!
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| MarioMan51face.png
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| MarioManisNUTS.png|[[Wut?|MarioNigga7890 is NUTS!]]
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| Sharty_traitors.png
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| Averyshowsoffhernewtank.png
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| Avery_Cobson_variant.png
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| Embedded_Averis.png|Do not enlarge. Embedded [[CP|'p]] eminent.
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| Avery_ACK'd_by_a_crab.png|ACKveri's pronouns are officially was/were
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| Averydoctos.png
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| Avery_Hyperborea_Anal_Portal.png|Welcome to [[Hyperborea|Hyperfurea]]!
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| Averywhattt.png|Avery is a tranny CONFIRMED
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| MarioMan_and_Avery_soyjaks.png
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| Avery_TND.png|Avery supports [[TND|TOTAL NIGGER DEATH!!!!!]]
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| Avery getting jerked.png|Clearly the author's thinly veiled fetish.
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| Avery_realism.png
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| Avery-Tom_Columbinism.png|[[Columbiner|Did you know MarioMan used to admire the Columbine Shooters?]]
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| AveryandfredrickNEVERGOOOOON.png|Avery and [[Who?|Fredrick]] remind you to [[NEVER GOON]].
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| MarioMan7890 finds out about his article.jpeg|MarioMan knows about this article now; and to nobodies surprise he actually appreciates it.
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| </gallery>
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| ==External Links==
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| *[https://kiwifarms.st/threads/soyjak-party-the-sharty.145349/page-421#post-18365912 MarioMan on Kiwi Farms]
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| *[https://wiki.soyjak.st/User:MarioMan7890/Old_page MarioMan7890's Soyjak Wiki page]
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| *[https://wiki.soyjak.st/User:MarioMan7890 MarioMan7890's Soyjak Wiki userpage]
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| *[https://soyjak.blog/index.php?members/marioman7890.110/ MarioMan7890's Soyjak.blog account]
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| *[https://scratch.mit.edu/users/MarioMan7890/ MarioMan7890's 2017 Scratch account]
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| *[https://scratch.mit.edu/users/mratomizer2011/ MarioMan7890's 2022 Scratch account]
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| *[https://scratch.mit.edu/users/WheatleyGaming1/ MarioMan7890's Current Scratch account]
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| *[https://onedrive.live.com/?redeem=aHR0cHM6Ly8xZHJ2Lm1zL2YvcyFBbExNX2VTM3lLWEJnUng2ZWRSOHpiVGRRZUpqP2U9RE5mM09M&id=C1A5C8B7E4FDCC52%21156&cid=C1A5C8B7E4FDCC52 MarioMan7890's Art Dump]
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| *[https://mega.nz/folder/kicUEaxa#PW8rcZ4rWK__S9_nFaFPRg/folder/43kVhTKC Anthro thread art dump]
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