Sciggles

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This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.

Sciggles
Real name	Susan Victoria Hess
Nationality	America
Born	Dec 12, 1989
Residence	Virginia
DeviantArt	Sciggles
FurAffinity	Sciggles
YouTube	Sciggles

Sciggles

Sciggles poses next to a decapitated Dragoneer.

Look at Dragoneer. Not only being dominated, but also being a BITCH-ASS ANAL VORING FURFAG!! And why isn't she makin' him a sammich?

Sciggles (a.k.a. Susan Scoggins birthname Susan Victoria Hess, wonder if her name is a typo for "Schitz and Giggles") is was Dragoneer's Wife, until she left him in early 2016 for a Brony who was actually better looking than him>. She is several years younger than Dragoneer, and was young enough when they met that she couldn't legally consume his favorite alcoholic drinks, butthat didn't stop him from giving them to her anyways, backing up beliefs that he likes 'em young. Sciggles is was Dragoneer's biggest only fan and even made a Dragoneer hat and plushie and wore them to Anthrocon 2010. Did we mention she was with another guy at the time?

It is rumored Sciggles is doing it for the lulz, ultimately with the goal of marrying Dragoneer before filing for divorce and taking half of his precious belongings or waiting for the inevitable heart attack from consuming so many energy drinks and reaping the reward: the world's largest furporn collection. If she's not, well, we feel sorry for the kids that will one day inevitably stumble upon Dragoneer's anal vore porn collection (you think that's a joke, don't you?) Besides, everyone knows that Dragoneer will never have kids because that means he'd have to stop buying over 9000 iPhones a month and buying, well, anal vore porn sketches from high-priced artists.

During the Closing Ceremonies of FurAffinity United 2011, Dragoneer showed he was truly a classy gentleman and proposed to Sciggles in a room full of random furfags, in an scene worth of a banned horror film.

In early 2016, Sciggles began drawing a bunch of art for a guy called Fireenvy who is the worst combination of both Brony and Furfag. Dragoneer, too stupid to realize he was being cucked, was perfectly okay with her drawing obvious romantic art with this guy and considered him a friend. He eventually figured it out, but tried to cover it up, thinking nobody would notice she was practically hanging off another guy.

No wonder Dragoneer and Sciggles divorced, both were lard assess. They probably had regular brawl outs, fighting on who ate the last damn Oreo in the package after their food depleted for the month, before food stamps renewed. What a shame, after Dragoneer's death, she has to sell off all her Dragoneer theme paraphernalia that no one wants to buy.

2024 Update and Sciggles' Takeover

After Dragoneer's piss in the wind death, Sciggles opened a GoFundMe to supposedly save the fat's legacy and to save Fur Affatity. That couldn't be so damn wrong!

Dragoneer and Sciggles legally got married, separated, but never divorced, making her legally to his ass sits, I mean, assets. Dragoneer took out multiple loans in 2021 to pay off IMVU to buy Fur Affinity back - except he croaked leaving outstanding loan debt and medical bills. Dragoneer even owes back taxes on the site because it wasn't a non-profit site as they claim to be (they sell merchandise with sales taxes, and you can't claim a donation to Fur Affinity on your tax exempt - it's a scam). Sean owes all this money and who would they go after first to get the money? The spouse. Enter Sciggles. She needed all that money to get lawyers to keep herself paying off his damn debt and keeping herself from going to court and going to jail. So all the suckers who fell for the GoFundMe, really got fucked over.

Now with Dragoneer out of the picture and the suckers fell for her trap, she's pretending to play victim grieving (come on, she had Sean cremated and his ashes in a cheap ass bowl and throw it at Sean's mom to take care of and to get it off her hands). Now that Sciggles has control of Fur Affinity and acting she has a bigger dick to swing than Dragoneer, isn't afraid to swing her want to be brass balls banning those who oppose or question her god status. Even banning those who suckered in giving their Special Ed money from the government they contributed to the GoFundMe who have questioned her.

Links to find her

• Sciggles's Furaffinity Page
• Sciggles's DeviantART page

See also

• Dragoneer

Sciggles is part of the following series:

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  Whores
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  Furfaggotry
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  Faggotry