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'''''One Piece (of Shit)''''' is a series about pirates created by Oda, who came up with the idea after reading his favorite [[Dragonball]] hentai doujins. Despite this, there is a significant lack of theft, pillaging, [[rape]], wooden limbs, [[pirates]], sodomy or mass executions, which automatically makes it [[shit]]. Instead, a roaming crew of do-gooder clichés travel the high seas whilst performing every power-up short of a Super Saiyan or actually crapping themselves in the attempt.


Predictably, each crewmate has a dream (alongside a ''TRAJIC PAST'') which they feel they need to achieve but won't, as [[jew|Oda knows a cash cow when he sees one]] and will [[goatse|stretch]] out the series until he dies of heart failure or is knife-raped in the butt by a pissed [[YOU|fanboy]]. As a result of this, ''One Piece'' could be perceived as a comment on the pseudo-limbo we find ourselves residing in: [[unrealistic expectations|always wanting something just out of reach]] and living lives blighted with disappointment. Alternatively, it could be perceived as a money-making behemoth and easy TV which teeters on the verge of being universally slated as bullshit by having a relatively [[not|badass]] moment every 70 episodes or so.
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''One Piece'' is immensely popular despite having the worst character designs in history, features countless scenes of characters sobbing like bitches, and will be 1/16th away from completion upon its [[Over 9000|40,036th]] episode, to the point hopefully no one will care, since Eiichiro Oda, who unlike [[Naruto|Masashi Kishimoto]] has no idea when to end his shitty series. It should be noted that his show's content is not appropriate for anyone above the age of 10.
The popular fake [[anime|animu]] series Avatard was created by two faggot [[weeaboo]]s in order to amass obscene piles of Jew gold from other [[weeaboo]]s. [[Otaku]] are known to cry and scream that '''''Avatar''''' isn't [[anime|animu]] as it was made by Americans but they can go suck a dick because.


This show being overrated and now having being made into an [[epic fail]] movie is about a bunch of whiny teensies who know kung fu and have the ability to summon natural powers. They spend most of their time learning valuable lessons about lame shit and teaching white children an extremely loose interpretation of Azn voodoo [[Islam|moon religion]]. Aimed at the 6-11 age demographic it naturally has a bunch of batshit insane fans in their 20's and 30's that make this shitty show all kinds of uncomfortable for the fine peoples of the Internets.


{{center|<big>'''[[One Piece|(( NOW IN LIVE-ACTION, THANKS NETFLIX! ))]]'''</big>}}
{{center|<big>'''[[Avatar: The Last Airbender|(( NOW IN LIVE-ACTION (AGAIN), THANKS NETFLIX! ))]]'''</big>}}

Revision as of 01:48, 12 October 2024


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Featured Article - Avatar: The Last Airbender

The popular fake animu series Avatard was created by two faggot weeaboos in order to amass obscene piles of Jew gold from other weeaboos. Otaku are known to cry and scream that Avatar isn't animu as it was made by Americans but they can go suck a dick because.

This show being overrated and now having being made into an epic fail movie is about a bunch of whiny teensies who know kung fu and have the ability to summon natural powers. They spend most of their time learning valuable lessons about lame shit and teaching white children an extremely loose interpretation of Azn voodoo moon religion. Aimed at the 6-11 age demographic it naturally has a bunch of batshit insane fans in their 20's and 30's that make this shitty show all kinds of uncomfortable for the fine peoples of the Internets.

(( NOW IN LIVE-ACTION (AGAIN), THANKS NETFLIX! ))
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