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[[Image:Dorian thorn face.jpg|thumb|lol haunted much?]]
[[Image:Dorian thorn face.jpg|thumb|lol haunted much?]]
[[Image:Dorian thorn eunuch closeup.jpg|thumb|Closeup of the ruined mess that used to be his dick]]
[[Image:Dorian thorn eunuch closeup.jpg|thumb|Closeup of the ruined mess that used to be his dick]]
[[Image:Dorian-thorn-shit-face.jpg|thumb|The fulfilling life he leads now]]
[[Image:Dorian-thorn-shit-face.jpg|thumb|Closeup of the ruined mess that used to be his face]]


[[Last Thursday]], '''Dorian Thorn''' (AKA '''Matt Thompson''' AKA Shame Junkie) started as a [[troll]] for the [[lulz]] until everyone realized what a [[sick fuck]] he was. In response, he started calling himself the meatpuppet and trolled himself.
[[Last Thursday]], '''Dorian Thorn''' (AKA '''Matt Thompson''' AKA Shame Junkie) started as a [[troll]] for the [[lulz]] until everyone realized what a [[sick fuck]] he was. In response, he started calling himself the meatpuppet and trolled himself.


He started a blog that featured him [https://motherless.com/00C2093 sucking countless dicks] and [https://mega.nz/folder/xSBTiA6D#A1hMaSD6PatBI7givSOD6w being a huge faggot]. He documented himself:
He started a blog that featured him [https://motherless.com/00C2093 sucking countless dicks] and [https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1o5TQvMxKwTGi7SAHetZMR2ki1OlDZikf being a huge faggot]. He documented himself:


* [http://motherless.com/B46C6D3 fucking his sister] (allegedly born June 17 1979 "June 18, 2000, about 2:30am: My sister came home from her 21st birthday drunk beyond belief");
* [http://motherless.com/B46C6D3 fucking his sister] (allegedly born June 17 1979 "June 18, 2000, about 2:30am: My sister came home from her 21st birthday drunk beyond belief");
* sucking off [[Bestiality|a dog]], [[Bestiality|a horse]], and [[Bestiality|fucking a goat]] ([https://mega.nz/folder/xSBTiA6D#A1hMaSD6PatBI7givSOD6w all on video!]);
* sucking off [[Bestiality|a dog]], [[Bestiality|a horse]], and [[Bestiality|fucking a goat]] ([https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1o5TQvMxKwTGi7SAHetZMR2ki1OlDZikf all on video!]);
* [https://mega.nz/folder/xSBTiA6D#A1hMaSD6PatBI7givSOD6w/folder/tCwWHRYa running around naked in daycare centers and cumming on baby swings];
* [https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1jekIQvff-UhpT26MLpWATJZGGakm4m8z running around naked in daycare centers and cumming on baby swings];
* getting fired for [https://mega.nz/folder/xSBTiA6D#A1hMaSD6PatBI7givSOD6w/folder/tCwWHRYa running around naked in daycare centers and cumming on baby swings];
* getting fired for [https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1jekIQvff-UhpT26MLpWATJZGGakm4m8z running around naked in daycare centers and cumming on baby swings];
* [https://mega.nz/folder/xSBTiA6D#A1hMaSD6PatBI7givSOD6w/folder/hGAQRTrD jerking off on his mom's picture], until he [http://motherless.com/ED1F5AF made himself impotent]
* [https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/17YF9kR-3xF-gpQ7J8gvB4-qXVwVDW8jg jerking off on his mom's picture], until he [http://motherless.com/ED1F5AF made himself impotent]


Then, after [https://motherless.com/7D1443D eating his own shit] and [https://motherless.com/DF199DD drinking piss] ([https://motherless.com/57C96E8 more than once]), he [[Liar|pretended to remove his own dick]] because it was full of [[AIDs]] and no one in their right mind would get anywhere near it anyway.
Then, after [https://motherless.com/7D1443D eating his own shit] and [https://motherless.com/DF199DD drinking piss] ([https://motherless.com/57C96E8 more than once]), he [[Liar|pretended to remove his own dick]] because it was full of [[AIDs]] and no one in their right mind would get anywhere near it anyway.


When ED became [[OhInternet]], he celebrated that no more of his nudes were online and [[Delete fucking everything|deleted fucking everything]], forgetting that some people know how to [https://mega.nz/folder/xSBTiA6D#A1hMaSD6PatBI7givSOD6w save image files to their hard drives], and his is a type of dickless [[faggotry]] that the [[Getoffmyspace|internet does not forgive.]]
When ED became [[OhInternet]], he celebrated that no more of his nudes were online and [[Delete fucking everything|deleted fucking everything]], forgetting that some people know how to [https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1o5TQvMxKwTGi7SAHetZMR2ki1OlDZikf save image files to their hard drives], and his is a type of dickless [[faggotry]] that the [[Getoffmyspace|internet does not forgive.]]


The moment he [[Idiot|finished celebrating no more of his porn online]], he immediately began to post [https://mega.nz/folder/xSBTiA6D#A1hMaSD6PatBI7givSOD6w more porn online] and now spends his days [[Faggot|sucking dick]], [[Crap|eating his own shit]], and [[Goatse|stretching out his asshole]] for internet strangers because [[Prostitute|his life is now ruined.]]
The moment he [[Idiot|finished celebrating no more of his porn online]], he immediately began to post [https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1o5TQvMxKwTGi7SAHetZMR2ki1OlDZikf more porn online] and now spends his days [[Faggot|sucking dick]], [[Crap|eating his own shit]], and [[Goatse|stretching out his asshole]] for internet strangers because [[Prostitute|his life is now ruined.]]


== Gallery ==
== Gallery ==
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== External links ==
== External links ==


* [https://mega.nz/folder/xSBTiA6D#A1hMaSD6PatBI7givSOD6w Much larger photo gallery of Dorian's faggotry]
* [https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1o5TQvMxKwTGi7SAHetZMR2ki1OlDZikf Much larger photo gallery of Dorian's faggotry]
* [http://stophatingyourbody.tumblr.com/post/6177951861/triggers-self-harm-maybe-this-blog-has-been Dorian explaining why he removed his dick]
* [http://stophatingyourbody.tumblr.com/post/6177951861/triggers-self-harm-maybe-this-blog-has-been Dorian explaining why he removed his dick]
* <s>{{dauser|dorianthorn|His deviantArt page}}.  Comment about how his daughter was a result of fucking his sister if you can.</s>''' Baleeted!'''
* <s>{{dauser|dorianthorn|His deviantArt page}}.  Comment about how his daughter was a result of fucking his sister if you can.</s>''' Baleeted!'''
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=== Dorian's Porn Videos ===
=== Dorian's Porn Videos ===


*[https://mega.nz/folder/xSBTiA6D#A1hMaSD6PatBI7givSOD6w Current self-doxxing porn profile]
*[https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1o5TQvMxKwTGi7SAHetZMR2ki1OlDZikf Current self-doxxing porn profile]
*[https://motherless.com/m/MPshitpig Motherless account, 100s of shit-eating videos!]
*[https://motherless.com/m/MPshitpig Motherless account, 100s of shit-eating videos!]
*[https://x.com/xmeatxpuppetx Current Twitter/X]
*[https://x.com/xmeatxpuppetx Current Twitter/X]

Latest revision as of 16:33, 30 August 2024

Both pictures are idiotic in their own way...
   
 
I no longer have a penis. This was not a medically necessary procedure at all. It was done with the encouragement of some people I met online, in August of 2010, seeking attention, seeking admiration, but once it was done, these people faded away quickly, and today I have to live with the results of my admittedly poor choices.


 


 
 

—Dorian Thorn, shocked that he now regrets removing his dick.


lol haunted much?
Closeup of the ruined mess that used to be his dick
Closeup of the ruined mess that used to be his face

Last Thursday, Dorian Thorn (AKA Matt Thompson AKA Shame Junkie) started as a troll for the lulz until everyone realized what a sick fuck he was. In response, he started calling himself the meatpuppet and trolled himself.

He started a blog that featured him sucking countless dicks and being a huge faggot. He documented himself:

Then, after eating his own shit and drinking piss (more than once), he pretended to remove his own dick because it was full of AIDs and no one in their right mind would get anywhere near it anyway.

When ED became OhInternet, he celebrated that no more of his nudes were online and deleted fucking everything, forgetting that some people know how to save image files to their hard drives, and his is a type of dickless faggotry that the internet does not forgive.

The moment he finished celebrating no more of his porn online, he immediately began to post more porn online and now spends his days sucking dick, eating his own shit, and stretching out his asshole for internet strangers because his life is now ruined.

Gallery

   
 
Severing the penis without removing the testicles causes intense sexual frustration, since sexual urges and drive originate from the testicles but with no penis there is no way to satisfy them.


 


 
 

—Imagine this fucker's life.


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