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'''<span style="font-size:larger;">'''<span style="font-size:larger;">'''BALEET THE [[Icewillow9|ICEWILLOW9]] ARTICLE RIGHT NOW'''</span>'''</span>'''
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Ahmed al-Issa'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|April 17, 1999 ({{age|1999|4|17}} years old)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Syria|Sandnigger]] [[Americunt|Amerimutt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Syria-Flag-icon.png]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 10}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|No}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single Player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Idklol]]}}
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'''Ahmad Al Aliwi al-Issa'''{{Muslim}} (a.k.a. '''Assmed''', '''[[Jeff Dunham|Achmed]]''', and '''[[Osama bin Laden|Osama bin Bullied]]''') is a prime example of a rare breed of [[neckbeard]]; the [[Muslim|rag-headed]] neckbeard (sometimes referred to as the brown-crested cell phone bomber). He decided to prove how [[cool]] he was to all of his [[bullying|bullies]] by [[going postal|shooting up]] a fucking King Soopers grocery store in Boulder, [[Colorado]], as if [[murder|murdering]] bored strangers at random while they wonder which flavor of [[Hot Pockets]] they want to take home will somehow ease your [[crybaby]] hurty feels. Why he didn't simply become a [[serial killer]] and slowly murder his [[high school]] bullies one by one over the course of several years so as to not get caught, like a proper [[edgelord]], we will never know. Instead we got a whiny spaz shooting a bunch of [[old people|old ladies]] while they were buying a fresh batch of Depends and denture cream at their local supermarket. That'll show 'em, Achmed!


[[BILLY MAYS|But wait, there's more!]] It gets much weirder and [[lulz|funnier]], we promise! Read on, fellow [[fags]]!
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== History of Yet Another Shooter Faggot ==
 
[[File:AhmadAlIssaWrestlingMedalsNAGA.jpg|right|thumb|250px|[[Osama bin Laden|Osama bin Bullied]] showing off how he got the gold medal for <s>[[buttsex]]</s> [[wrestling]]. Totally not [[gay]] at all. Despite having the hair, face, and body of a middle-aged man, he was actually a teenager in this picture.]]
 
We here at [[ED]] can already hear your guff. "He's not a real [[raghead|rag-head]]! I bet he's one of those suburban [[White Devils|white]] [[gunt]]s that just changed his name and joined a sleeper cell, right?" WRONG! While he did grow up in the [[Jewnited States of Americunts|U.S.]] (Arvada, [[Colorado]]) and [[Basement-dweller|live in his mom's basemen]]t like most of your run-of-the-mill [[fedora]]-wearing [[faggots]], he was born in [[Syria]] and lived there for a few years before [[No Human Being is Illegal|immigrating]] to the U.S. along with his smelly family; thus he barely passed the requirements needed to be considered a rag-headed [[neckbeard]] (his car-bombing name being the one he was actually born with really helps a lot). This led to him being bullied for being the bloated, body odor-reeking, carpet-bowing sand nigger that he was. Maybe if he had simply taken a shower and applied some deodorant while hitting the gym he could've at least went out ''not'' smelling like old socks and looking like a discarded, hairy [[Fat|beanbag chair]] with a severe case of premature [[bald|balding]] that made him such a prime target for ridicule.
 
Even Achmed's own [[family]] knew what a fuck-up he was. His brother tried to warn people about his [[antisocial]] behavior and refusal to bathe being obvious signs that he should never be allowed to own [[firearms]], but no one listened. Instead they watched as he spiraled downward into [[delusions]] about being interesting. He would [https://nypost.com/2021/03/23/police-identify-ahmad-alyssa-21-as-suspect-in-boulder-shooting/ frequently claim] that people were following him, even though it was quite clear that literally no one ever gave two shits about him in his entire life, and he was simply living out a fantasy of being Jason Bourne's [[fat]], [[gay]], [[retarded]] cousin with zero life skills.
 
Speaking of being super fucking gay, it should be noted that Assmed was also a wrestler on his [[high school]] [[wrestling]] team. If that's not proof that he frequently [[buttsex|took it in the ass]], we don't know what is. It is assumed that most of his <s>ex-boyfriends</s> bullies were other [[losers]] from his wrestling team that would make jokes like "Is it safe to start my car? Achmed was just in it." or "Hey Achmed, why does your cell phone keep beeping? Are you going to blow up the school, you fat, gay, sand nigger bitch?" The list goes on. I guess after hearing those jokes since the day he arrived in the U.S. he finally snapped and decided to get revenge... on his local supermarket. Must have been too stupid to figure out how to get a [[gun]] into his school.
 
== Shooting ==
 
[[File:AhmadAlIssaBleedingLeg.png|right|thumb|250px|Assmed being led out by [[police]] after getting shot in the leg. He undressed himself in hopes of finding a husband in prison.]]
 
The scene was like the worst fan-made map on [[Counter-Strike]]; the grocery store. Ahmad used a Ruger SR-556 [[Assault rifle|AR-15-style]] pistol and a 9mm semi-automatic handgun as his weapons of choice. He also wore a bulletproof vest that his fat ass barely managed to squeeze into. As he waddled his way through the parking lot his blubbery body began to give out, so he decided to start shooting at random in the parking lot before he had a heart attack from walking in the sun for the first time in years and dying of heat stroke. As people looked up from their coupon apps after hearing gunfire, they began to realize that they might want to use the 10 items or less line so they could escape in time before his lard ass finally made it into the store where the actual crowd was. Most of them simply walked out the back exits knowing that it would take too long for Captain Chubby to reach the rear of the building.
 
By the time he got inside most people had already moved on with their lives, but he managed to cap a few suckaz wearing headphones in the frozen food aisle who had no idea what had been going on. There were also a few more [[old people|old ladies]] that simply couldn't move their walkers towards the exits fast enough, making them Ahmad's favorite targets (seriously, he killed 5 in total, that's half of his fucking victims).
 
Once the police arrived he managed to kill one of them; Eric Talley, age 51... ''another'' [[old]] person (at least this time it was a man). This caused police to wuss out and risk the lives of all of the people still hiding inside instead of charging in against one fucking guy. Instead they used overkill to [[lolwut|smash through a window with an armored vehicle]] before entering the building. This is where the story gets really weird...
 
After Ahmad shot at the police a few more times, he got shot in the leg. He then decided to finally surrender by [[Stripper|taking off his clothes]]. He said to police, and we quote, "[[lulz|I surrender. I'm naked.]]" It's like he was telling his future [[Prison|inmates]] "please [[rape]] me within an inch of my life before selling me for [[cigarettes]]." I bet [[Bubba]] just can't wait to get his hands on that creamy slab of blubber! Bite the pillow, Achmed, he's going in ''very'' dry.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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*'''Does 21-35 Damage.'''
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*Increased damage against [[normal people|infidels]] who go against the almighty sword of [[Allah]].
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== [[JewTube]] livestream ==
 
During the shooting, a self-described "[[USI|citizen journalist]]" by the name of '''Dean Schiller''' (otherwise known as {{yt|ch|UCI9GcxVdrTbDfHi405_68rQ|ZFG Videography}}) decided to livestream the immediate aftermath of the shooting on YouTube. However, unlike most other videos filmed during active shooter situations, Dean decided instead to make the entire thing about himself as opposed to making it about what was going on around him. Here's a short list of things he did wrong in his livestream ([[Protip]]: don't be like this guy):
*Filmed dead bodies in the parking lot, while demanding ''other'' bystanders to call 911 (Despite him having a fucking phone right there).
*Walked ''into'' the store as the shooting was going on and asked an obviously traumatized employee [[obviously|if there was a shooter in the store]], to which the employee replied "yes". Gunshots can be heard towards the end of this bit.
*Attempted to fight with the [[cops]] who were attempting to secure the scene (Dean is actually a [https://gazette.com/news/boulder-shooting-shooting-scene-live-streamer-well-known-to-cops/article_b9c664b6-8b69-11eb-83ed-bb9296b050de.html|known cop watcher] in the Boulder area, so this was expected of him, still a dick move though).
*Ignored a call from his friend Denny who was in the store, because livestreaming and chasing clout is obviously more important than making sure your friend is okay, and yes, [https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/224796214/denny-vaugn-stong Denny was one of the people killed in the shooting].
Dean would later unlist the VOD of the livestream. Whether this was because Dean suffered a bout of [[Troll's Remorse]] or if he just didn't like all the negative attention it got has yet to be seen, and [[YouTube]] [https://finance.yahoo.com/news/youtube-boulder-shooting-video-180740696.html said that they won't remove the livestream either].
 
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<center>'''The livestream'''</center>
 
== [[AIDS Skrillex and Carl the Cuck|He's a Fucking White Male]] ==
 
After Ahmad's arrest, a bunch of [[Twitter|blue checks]] collectively REEEEEE'd all over social media over the fact that he was "[[white]]" and was arrested. It doesn't matter that he was in fact an [[Arab]], he [[George Zimmerman|''looks'' white]] so that means he ''must'' be white. Him being arrested also proves that he's white, because [[black]] people get [[Police brutality|killed by cops]] all the time (even though there are [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2017_Mississippi_shootings several] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2017_Fresno_shootings cases] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hastings_Arthur_Wise that] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D.C._sniper_attacks prove] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cleophus_Cooksey_Jr. otherwise]). After it came out that Ahmad was in fact not white, blue checks scrambled to either [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|nuke the offending tweets]], or give a half-assed apology saying how they aren't actually anti-white [[racist]]s, they just ''assumed'' he was white. Take a look at some of the greatest hits below.
 
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|The shooter is was taken into custody.
In other words it was almost certainly a white man (again). If he were Black or Brown he would be dead.|[[Jew|Amy Siskind]] {{archive|W1NQ9|on Twitter}}
|The suspected gunman in the Boulder, Colorado mass shooting is a white guy. Seven reported dead!
Cue “mental issues,” “[[Robert Aaron Long|bad day]],” “parking dispute,” or anything else other than what he most likely is - a white domestic terrorist.|[[Jew|CJ Werleman]] {{archive|QWb00|on Twitter}}
|it's always an angry white man. always.|Hemal Jhaveri {{archive|IOfm3|on Twitter}} (she nuked the offending tweet)
|Extremely tired of people's lives depending on whether a white man with an [[Assault Rifle|AR-15]] is having a good day or not.|[[Italian|Julie DiCaro]] {{archive|IRHtD|on Twitter}}
|My in-box and DMs are full of extremely upset white men who don't give a damn about mass shootings but are demanding I issue a blanket apology to white men. To which I say . . . NO.|Julie DiCaro, {{archive|tJey5|doubling down on her shitty take}}
}}
 
== Fun Ways to Troll Ahmad ==
 
Since Osama bin Undressin' is still alive in prison, we can only hope that he gets access to the internet so he can read the many insults about him online. Here are some tips to make prison life more fun for him. Hopefully it'll drive him to break out of prison and kill more elderly women.
*Press the [[racist]] stuff ''really'' hard, like his former bullies did before; he's a camel-fucking, TNT-wearing, flight class-taking halal muncher like the rest of his stinky kind.
*Make fun of him for being gay, and he's ''not'' a top. He's what's known as a "cry bottom" which is just a sad little boy getting rammed by a long line of inmates (formerly wrestlers) running a train on his pathetic fat ass.
 
== Graded Score ==
 
{{GradedScore|10|1 injured (indirectly)|20|All shots hit on target.|5|Yet another unoriginal grocery store shooting.|20|Renewed butthurt over "muh [[Assault Rifle|assault weapons]]", despite the fact he used two pistols.|10|Cop killer bonus.|65|D|2021 High Score Champion}}
 
{{WantedLevel|2}}
 
== Gallery ==
 
{{cg|'''Gallery'''|fcgallery|center|<gallery perrow="5">
File:AhmadAlIssaNeedGirlfriend.jpg|Went from [[Incel|needing a girlfriend]] to [[Bubba|being someone's girlfriend]].
File:AhmadAlIssaTrump.jpg|Well there goes that narrative too.
File:AhmadAlIssaIslamophobia.jpg
File:AhmadAlIssaHacked.jpg
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
File:DennyStong2A.jpg|Oh the [[Irony|iron knee]].
</gallery>|}}
 
== See also ==
 
*[[2021]]
*[[Anderson Lee Aldrich]] - Fellow [[fat]] and [[retarded]] [[mass shooter]], both shootings were in [[Colorado]].
*[[Aurora Theatre Shooting]] - Another shooting that happened in Colorado.
*[[Brandon Scott Hole|Brandon Hole]] - Fellow 2021 mass shooter. Even worse, also a [[brony]].
*[[Colorado]]
*[[Columbine]] - Worst mass shooting in Colorado history. Happened 3 days after Assmed was born.
*[[Crimes]]
*[[Fat]]
*[[High Score]]
*[[Islam]]
*[[Jared Lee Loughner]] - Fellow supermarket shooter and [[schizo]].
*[[Jihad]]
*[[Jewnited States of Americunts]]
*[[Mass Murder]]
*[[Mass Shooting]]
*[[Murder]]
*[[Nghtmrchld26]] - Fellow Colorado mass shooter.
*[[Noah Jacob Harpham]] - Fellow Colorado mass shooter.
*[[Patrick Crusius]] - Fellow supermarket shooter.
*[[Payton Gendron]] - Fellow supermarket shooter and unshaved mutt. Got the same amount of kills too.
*[[Randy Stair]] - Fellow supermarket shooter. Even worse, also a [[tranny]].
*[[Robert Aaron Long|Robert Long]] - Former 2021 high score champion, was [[BTFO]] by Assmed.
*[[Samuel Cassidy]] - Fellow 2021 mass shooter.
*[[Sand niggers]]
 
== External links ==
 
*{{Wikilink|2021_Boulder_shooting|TOW coverage}}
 
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