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| ''This article primarily covers the facts, history and other information about the country of the United States. If you were looking for the breed, please [[Americunts|click here]]. ''<br>
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| [[File:0,1020,350834,00.jpg|thumb|left|Americans enjoying hard core Iraqi fuckfest orgy holidays!!!]]
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| [[Image:Boadwee_Old_Glory_2007.jpg|thumb|Old Glory, 2007, by artist [[Keith Boadwee]]]]
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| [[Image:Americaworld.jpg|thumb|left|Red denotes continuous landmass where 'Yankee Go Home is NOT sung on a daily basis, Jew Stars denote Outposts and Capital. Grey denotes continuous landmass where Yankee go Home' IS sung on a daily basis whereas five pointed stars represent their Outposts. Green denotes continuous landmass Where America is loved with [[BDSM|particular]] [[buttfuck|fondness]]]]
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| [[File:Uncle Sam.jpg|thumb|left|Standard procedure.]]
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| [[File:TheUSAandtheirneighbourstates.jpg|thumb|center|The USA and their cool neighbours]]
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| |America has the honour of being the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without the usual interval of civilisation in between|Georges Clemenceau
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| |America is a monstrosity, I wish Columbus had never discovered it.|Siegmund Freud
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| |I mean the biggest international terror operations that are known are the ones that are run out of Washington.|Noam Chomsky
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| |The USA is a corrupt, violent, immoral and hypocritical Nation.|Karlheinz Deschner
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| |Our every action is a battle cry against imperialism, and a battle hymn for the people's unity against the great enemy of mankind: the United States of America.|[[Che Guevara]]
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| |Thus the American presents a strange picture: a European with Negro behaviour and an Indian soul.|Carl Jung
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| |The United States has never entered a serious war, and has never been victorious.|Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
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| |I don't see much future for the Americans ... it's a decayed country. And they have their racial problem, and the problem of social inequalities ... my feelings against Americanism are feelings of hatred and deep repugnance ... everything about the behaviour of American society reveals that it's half Judaised, and the other half negrified. How can one expect a State like that to hold together?|[[Adolf Hitler]]
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| |US Americans are a multi-ethnic Amalgam of unenlightened, uneducated, obese and gun-fanatic hicks without identity and culture.|Anon from a Forum
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| }}</center><br>
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| '''The Jewnited States of Americunts''', ''(pronounced by the local inhabitants as '''"Murka"''')'' is also known as the ''[[Eminem|Divided States of Embarassment]]'', ''[[Confederate States of America]]'', ''Ameri[[KKK]]a'', ''[[Dumbfuckistan]]'', ''The [[Zionist]] States of [[Israel|Israelistan]]'', [[bible|''Theocratic State of the American Redneckistan'']], [[McDonalds|''Fatty Nation'']], ''[[The Great Satan]]'', the [[Barack Obama|''Black States of America'']], ''[[Fail|United Failed States Of America]]'', ''[[George W. Bush|United Rogue States Of America]]'' or just ''[[America]]'' (as if they are the only country on the whole [[Mexico|''continent'']]) is a cesspool of [[rednecks]], [[spics]], [[jews]], [[niggers]] and [[christfags]] on land stolen from the native [[Injuns]]. It is currently #2 on top ten [[fat]]test countries, just recently, in 2013, overtaken by the fat, fucking, beaner filthy sub-[[Spanish]], also known as the [[Mexicans]].
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| '''Americunts''' are ugly, selfish, greasy, fat cunts who love nothing more than fucking anything with a hole, sucking up all the planet's resources like it's a gallon jug of bacon grease, [[circumcision|remove the foremost part of the reproductive organ of their male offspring]], and threatening anyone who doesn't let them have their way with total nuclear annihilation. Even though they have the collective intelligence of a bowl of pubes, the accent of a colony of faggot gorillas, and an extreme case of [[Micropenis|baby-dick]], they believe they are superior to everyone else.
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| The United States is by far the ugliest, most cretinous civilization in human history, and it is despised, secretly or openly, by every other country on the planet, primarily because it is inhabited by the type of people who [https://www.foxnews.com/us/elaborate-houston-double-murder-for-hire-plot-hits-major-snag-prosecutors-say can order a murder for hire] but America is one of the world's most hypocritical countries. It bases its self-perception on lies and myths. The most common misconception about America is that it is a democracy. Bullshit. De facto, America is an oligarchy, not a democracy. Freedom of speech and expression does not exist, unless one believes that the nonsense written on the Constitution is not a hoax concocted by Jewish Americans.<br><br>
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| But America likes to make the world think it's a free country, but whatever you do, '''[[ALL_CAPS|DON'T LISTEN TO THEM WHEN THEY SAY THIS]]'''. [[Admiral Ackbar|It's a trap]] to get [[Mexicans|poor people]] who are [[China|looking for jobs]] who live in a [[Africa|bad place]] to come over only for their [[Fact|kids]] to be sent to [[Love|Guantanamo Bay]], be arrested for speaking freely, be forced to do all the crap labor no one wants like working in fields and slaughterhouses and being [[Molested|unnecessarily searched]] at airports, similar to how [[Pedobear|pedophiles]] lure [[little girls|kids]] into their vans with promises of [[Surprise buttsex|candy]].<br><br>
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| <center>{{frame|[[File:The Everyday life of an American.mp4]]
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| <center>'''The Everyday life of an American'''}}</center>
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| ==History==
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| ===In the Beginning...===
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| <center>'''TL DR America is socialist...'''}}</center>
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| A fat, toothless redneck God created Americunts in his own image. America's direct ancestors were composed of the most severely mentally [[retard]]ed untouchables in all of England, known as [[Westboro Baptist Church|Puritans]], who were very much like an ugly crossover of Bill O'Reilly and Islam what with their creepy anti-sex, anti-alcohol, anti-music, [[anti-lulz]], anti-nigger religion, in that they believed women were the spawn of evil and must be [[raped|punished]] [[Iran|God rules this country and the government answers directly to him]] (which carried on into modern American politics as well) and if someone disagrees with you, they are ZOMGZ0RZ TEH DEVIL/WITCH!!1111 and will burn in hell for all eternity (which carried on into modern American political discourse). Back in Britain, the Puritans' incestuous ways created [[Aspie|Oliver Cromwell]] who [[Communism|attempted to overthrow the Monarchy and replace it with a regime where all are equally poor]], which failed epicly. Because the Holocaust was yet to be invented by Charles Darwin 400 years later, the Queen instead decided to pile all the retards, autistics, and criminals on a boat, which, for additional insult to injury, was named the [[Gay|Mayflower]], and send it speeding in a random direction, hoping that they would be too stupid to operate a boat and therefore drown... which is why, in a massive moment of luck, it didn't.
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| The boat landed in what is today New England and it was a fucking post-apocalyptic wasteland after the Spanish played too much [[Plague Inc]] and pwned the mighty Aztec Empire with [[AIDS|bioweapons]]. Tribal [[injuns|Timber Niggers]] were the only survivors, whom they quickly dismissed as [[truth|violent, barbaric, and uncivilized]. In the beginning, the Natives pwned the fuck out of the first settlers, which completely confounded the early Americunts in their shitty settlements until they realized that bullets were like kryptonite for people with red skin because they didn't know what the fuck guns were. With all the Injuns exterminated, the Puritans went back to their primitive ways of incest and burning witches, [[USI|believing that the continent was given to them by God]], known as Manifest Destiny (thus setting the foundation for America's violence and foreign policy).
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| The British realized their error now that the mentally ill criminals they had exiled were [[Incest|reproducing]] at epidemic levels, so the Queen directed the British Navy to reconquer these social rejects and bring them back into line. Britannia righteously enslaved these rednecks to build its rising international status as a superpower, and would have remained that as the British bottom bitches, if it wasn't for the rise of [[Jews|Freemasonry]].
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| ===American Independence: From Christianity to Judaism===
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| [[Image:JSA.jpg|thumb|[[Jews|Kikes]] annexed [[American Dream|America]] [[At least 100|at least 100 years ago]]]]
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| Back in Europe, the Jews weren't satisfied in using Adam Smith to invent [[Capitalism|Mercantilism]] and being allowed to create the Bank of England in exchange for funding the Royalty and pwning Oliver Cromwell. The Jews being Jews upped the ante by creating [[Scientology|Freemasonry]], an association of Jewish and Jew-allied [[Atheist]] slaveowners, and because of them, the [[Slavery]] trade was born because [[niggers]] are much cheaper and more resilient than these whiny Puritan retards who begged and cried for independence (bet you didn't know George Washington enslaved both niggers and rednecks for his marijuana plantation, and Thomas Jefferson was a notorious nigger rapist). However, the [[bullshit|honorable]] King George noticed that those atheists were making too much money from the slave trade and, while pissing purple urine, decided to get in on the share as well and raised taxes to 90%... and you know, Jews HATE having lost even the smallest of their [[Jew Gold]] while [[Libertarian|Atheists hate government interference with "MUH PRIVATE ENTERPRISE."]] Jewrge Washington used the classic Freemason [[Bernie Madoff|Pyramid Scheme]] to manipulate the retards in throwing a [[tea party]] in the King’s honor in [[Faggot|Boston]], only to [[troll]] the King by throwing all his precious 10,000 pounds worth of fine Chinese tea to the ocean while shouting "Are thou irate, my king?" [[Trollface|and showing off his ugly wooden teeth]].
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| Having kicked out the British, George Washington and his fellow Masons decided to create a new Constitution based on the Scientific-Capitalist ideas of Life, Liberty, and [[slavery|Property]], [[Atheist|Separation of Church and State]], [[Attention Whore|Freedom of Expression]] [[Profit]] by any means possible, which enraged rednecks with religious memes like "MUH JESUS" and "MUH BIBLE," to which Jefferson only responded by ripping all of the Bible's references to God or supernatural miracles in front of them like an 18th Century Richard Dawkins (search: the "Jefferson Bible"). The niggers at first celebrated the apparent end of slavery from British taxes, but to their dismay, they discovered that the Constitution only applied to humans... and [[Fact|niggers aren't human]]. The message of this was clear: America is founded on hypocrisy, [[North Korea|a godless totalitarian dystopia pretending to be a God-loving constitutional republic]], where [[niggers]] are still treated as [[Slavery|niggers]] and the "electoral process" is one big scam since you can only "vote" between two wealthy slaveholding Freemasons who pick the candidates for you. For all of its [[Lie|Freedom of Speech]] boasting, once you discover that voting is a fraud and warn everyone about it, say hello to the [[Party Van]].
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| America is founded on three historical things: War, Entitlement, and Slavery. Entitlement is the democratic right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness... only if you are a white, rich Jew. [[Nigger|If]] [[Mexican|you're]] [[Poor|not]], better join Slavery and suffer either lifetime indentured servitude at McDonalds or being thrown into the [[Prison|Zoo]] so fat Jews can gawk at you. War is in that it hasn't gone 5 years without being in one. The USA frequently attacks small countries like [[Afghanistan]], [[Korea]], [[Japan]], [[Italy]], [[Iraq]], and [[Vietnam]] and devastates them, but they frequently get bogged down by the native farmers with their terrifying rocks and pitchforks [[fact|but doesn't have the balls to attack]] a really kickass country, like Canadia, Russizil, or Chinastan. '''{{wikilink|List_of_wars_involving_the_United_States|}}'''. And, no, Nazi Germany doesn't count because we all know it was actually those damn dirty commie [[Russians]] who defeated Hitler.
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| ==Flag==
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| [[File:Flag of the Jewnited States of Americunts.png|thumb|600px|The flag of the Jewnited States of Americunts.]]
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| Like the Constitution, the American Flag, or "Flag of America", is subject to continuous alterations, modifications, and outright high contrast edition. Some postulate that, before the Martin-Zimmerman unpleasantness, the Flag consisted of only three colors: Red, representing the Bloods; Blue, representing the Crips; and White representing the [[Caucasoid]] population stuck in the middle of the conflict. After the unpleasantness, white was substituted by Judeo-Peruvian, and eventually the two prodigal ministers of black person, divided into a multitude of ministries with as many colors as the rainbow. The shape of the stars traditionally changes with the fashion and mood of the people representing the flexible nature of American Government and American Government Paraphernalia.
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| The current motto of America is "Eine Nation unter Allah"
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| ==Traits of the Common American==
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| [[Image:America_reading_is_for_faggots.jpg|thumb|7 out of 5 Americans choose not to read [[British]] literature.]]
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| [[File:Have a good War.jpg|thumb|Americans Love War.]]
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| [[File:American porn.jpg|thumb|American Porn]]
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| #[[Retarded|Passive Aggressive]]
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| #Ironically hates [[freedom]]
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| #Easily [[Offended|offended]]
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| #In [[San Francisco|denial]]
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| #[[Retarded|Stupid]]
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| #Uses too much fucking [[porn]]
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| #Watches child porn secretly
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| #Dirty Minded
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| #Lover of (their own) [[Fetishes]]
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| #[[Germans|Hypocrites]]
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| #[[Police|Stupid Cops that shoot niggers 12 times and claim self defence]]
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| #Horrible speller
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| #Can't do Algebra 101
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| #[[Jew]] lovers and [[Zionists]] like all [[Christfags]]
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| #Uneducated (spending too much time around [[niggers]])
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| #[[Fat|FAT]]
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| #[[Lazy]]
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| #[[Bronies|Closet Faggots]]
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| #Keeping their niggers happy by putting them on TV (the niggers are too monkey to realize that)
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| #[[Jews|Worshippers of money]] (their real [[God]])
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| #Obsessed with violence they create, while decrying violence done to them.
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| #[[White Devils|White]] (50-90% of them anyway).
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| #[[Christian]]...Protestant...Evangelical (mostly the flyover red states).
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| #100.1% [[Homosexuality|homosexuals]].
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| #Obsessed with all things [[Lolcat]].
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| #Overreacts to everything.
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| #Obsessed with the words shit and fuck, using them almost every minute.
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| #Loves [[McDonalds]], [[Taco Bell]], and all other fast food "restaurants".
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| #[[N00bs]].
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| #Can't live without a [[PS3]](Penis Suckers 3) ,[[Xbox360|a Sexbox ThreeFixMe]] ,[[Facebook]], and [[aids]].
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| #99.9% angsty, egotistical teen cunts.
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| #99.9% infected with [[AIDS|STDs]] and [[Autism]].
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| #Always jealous of [[Asians]].
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| #Always jealous of [[Canada|Canadians]].
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| #Always jealous of [[Europe|Europeans]].
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| #Always jealous of [[Mexico|Mexicans]].
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| #Always jealous of [[Britain|British accents]].
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| #Almost jealous of everything.
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| #[[Fat]].
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| #Fatter.
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| #Fattest.
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| #[[Furries]].
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| #[[Diabeetus]].
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| #00.000001% decent, respectable people. However, you'd be more likely to find a snowflake in [[hell]].
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| #[[Transsexual|Transsexuals]].
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| #[[Necrophilia|Necrophiliacs]].
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| #[[Pedophile|Pedophiles]].
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| #[[Bestiality|Zoophiles]].
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| #[[Weeaboo|Weeaboos]].
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| #Minions of Satan.
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| #[[4chan]] users
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| #[[Incest|Inbred]].
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| #Loves 9/11. They even made a hotline out of it.
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| #Enjoys having the ends of their dicks [[circumcision|snipped off]].
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| #[[Twilight]] fans.
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| #[[Justin Bieber|Bieberians]].
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| #Pregnant [[Teenagers]]
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| #[[Call of Duty]] fags.
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| #Prefers to have AIDS rather than education. Because being retarded is the best policy in Dumbfuckistan.
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| #Drug user (if you can [[Cocaine|snort it]], they have it).
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| #[[Unwarranted self importance|Think the USA is #1! USA! USA!]]
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| <center>{{frame|<youtube>FqkFFo3OFoY</youtube>
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| <center>'''The Creature ''Americuntis homosexualis'' mating call.'''}}</center>
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| ==Citizens==
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| [[File:Hallucination.jpg|thumb|left|[[Insane|Americans look other nationalities strangely]]]]
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| ===Rednecks===
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| [[Image:595.jpg|thumb|A typical American Couple and their children.]]
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| America is filled with scumfuck white trash who widely populate every state from east to west coast. They are the most disgusting and fuck-ugly people you could ever encounter, except of course, for the [[jew]]s. Though the sworn enemy of the American Redneck is the American Nigger, they enjoy many of the same hobbies - such as skipping out on child support, having diabetes and secretly having hawt homo-sex with one another.
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| This subset of the American population can usually be found in or around:
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| #McDonald's
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| #Trailer parks
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| #Titty bars
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| #Welfare offices
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| #Meth labs
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| #Prisons
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| #Gay bashings
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| #Klan rallies
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| #Churches
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| #Burning churches
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| #Front porches
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| #Anywhere south of the Mason-Dixon line
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| #Semi-trucks
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| #Sporting events
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| ===[[Niggers]]===
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| [[Image:Thats_racist.gif|thumb|lol niggerz]]
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| There are no black people in America. Black people live in Africa and can actually sometimes be seen as [[LOL WUT|respectable]] if not far more well-spoken than your average American [[Nigger]]. Black people who immigrate from their native African countries to America <i>haaaate</i> the American nigger and rightly sees him as being uncivilized and a waste of flesh. [[Im 12 and what is this|There are also no African American niggers]] because most of their ancestors were already here [[at least 100 years ago]]. It would be like the modern white decedents of Thomas Jefferson calling themselves British American. American niggers are well known for their love of fried chicken, obese white women and outrageously expensive shoes that none of them can afford, but [[Steal|buy]] anyway.
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| They are commonly found in or around:
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| #[[Slavery|Plantations]]
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| #[[Prison|The Zoo]]
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| #Child Support
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| #Always broke
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| #[[Chicago|Ghettos]]
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| #[[Detroit|The Nigga hood]]
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| #Basketball Courts
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| #Crack houses
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| #Government housing projects
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| #Liquor stores
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| #Rap music
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| #Gun stores
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| #Welfare offices
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| #Prisons
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| #Moar meth labs
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| #KFC
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| #Drive-by shootings
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| #Marijuana
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| #Beauty parlors (black women spend about 63% of their average lifespan getting their hair done).
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| #Discount Fleamarkets
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| #Maury shows
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| #Beverly Hills, only when they rhyme.
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| #<s>The White House</s>
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| ===Men===
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| [[Image:Mudridin.jpg|thumb|A fine specimen of the American Male]]
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| American men are utter scum, which is why most American women find foreign (especially British) men so attractive. ALL American males are secretly gay. You can tell that they are secretly gay by the kinds of activities they participate in to try to make themselves look straight, such as:
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| #Football - Full body contact with other men.
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| #Gay bashing - This is the only way they can fulfill their desire to touch a gay man's sexy homo body without seeming gay themselves.
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| #"Working out" at gyms - Where they get to see other hot, sweaty male bodies, usually scantily clad.
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| #Wrestling - 'Nuff said.
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| Traditional American Male Names:
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| #BillyBob
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| #JimBob
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| #Tyrone
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| #Tyrese
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| #Cletus
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| #Bubba
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| #OJ
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| #Tre'Shawn
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| #Jethro
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| #Otis
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| #Joe
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| #Dick
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| #Sir
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| #Fatfuck McMantits
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| #Wilbur
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| ===Women===
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| [[Image:fatt5.jpg|thumb|An Average Hardworking American She-Whale]]
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| All American women are ugly, self-absorbed, dirty, cumdumpster whores who love any kind of cock they can get, especially nigger cock, which is why most American men find foreign women (especially [[azn|Asians]]) so attractive. They spend 99% of their time trying to find a nice dick attached to a [[stupid|man]] that's willing to take care of them and buy them things so that they'll never have to lift a finger for themselves or anyone else again. Because of this, American women are known to be some of the dumbest and most air-headed women on the planet since they shun education in favor of <strike>cock</strike> wimmins don't care about teh cock, only [[Jew Gold|Jew Golds]], cock is a bonus.
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| Traditional American Female Names:
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| #Jewel
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| #Tiffany
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| #Steffany
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| #[[Sheneequa]]
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| #Marge Cunt
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| #Lexi
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| #Angel
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| #MaryJo
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| #MaryJane
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| #Luanne
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| #MarySue
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| #Bitch
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| #Cunt
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| #Fat
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| #Ho
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| #Apple
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| == [[TV|Culture]] ==
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| [[Image:All american breakfast v2.jpg|thumb|left|All American breakfast]]
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| [[Image:american breakfast.jpg|thumb|left]]
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| [[Image:Rape_by_Anguissette.jpg|thumb|center|Cover art of a booklet that comes with the Green Card.]]
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| [[Image:Obesitymap.jpg|thumb|People are starving in [[Alabama]]]]
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| [[Image:Usarulers.jpg|thumb|left|[[Worldwide Masonic Conspiracy|The Illuminati]]]]
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| [[Image:America_2D.jpg|thumb|FUCK YEAH!]]
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| There are more than 14900 International Airports in America including the Biggest and Most Culture-filled [https://vigilantcitizen.com/sinistersites/sinister-sites-the-denver-international-airport/ Denver International Airport.]
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| There are some "highways". A few of them are even "smooth". Anything else is filthy [[communism]] you filthy shitfucker.
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| Some towns in [[Maine]] and Northern [[Vermont]] are within a few minutes' driving distance to [[Canada]] and [[France|Quebec]], land of moose rapists and free health care lol.
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| Most Americans however don´t own a passport and consider dining at the Olive Garden an ''exotic cultural experience'' akin to watching a foreign film. [[Conspiracy theorist|Highly-cultured Americans]] don´t own a passport either but might take the tour of the premises of Denver International Airport.
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| <center>{{frame|<youtube>ryynfuEkZeI</youtube>
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| <center>'''The National Anthem of the United States of America (1776-2001, 2004-present)'''}}</center>
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| ===WE'RE #1!===
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| <br>
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| <center>{{frame|<youtube>7R5A0pg4oN8</youtube>
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| <center>'''The (more patriotic) National Anthem of the United States of America (2001-2004)'''}}</center>
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| <br>
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| [[Image:Number1.png|thumb|center|WE'RE ([[Not]]) NUMBER 1!]]
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| <br>
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| Yanks are brainwashed ignorant simple folk that get told by their owners that America is [[the best]] country [[evar]], despite all evidence to the contrary. To be fair, only 30 or so percent of Americans even own a passport, so "evidence to the contrary" is hard to come by for them.
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| Americans are programmed from childhood to forget the rest of the world exists so that they don't then look outside Yanksville and realize they are being shafted. This is a government method to ensure the notoriously [[Stupid|dumb]], easily [[Gullible|manipulated yankEE populous]] think everything is just fine so they'll continue to work multiple low paid jobs, be satisfied with what little they have, and never think of doing anything so radical as speaking out against a system that is so obviously using them and just [[W|one fancy mustache away from utter fascism]]. Few citizens are able to remove this programming from their brains, but they are still Yanks, so boo-fucking-who. [[oxymoron|Decent Americans]] should just leave the country before they get raped by the rest of the world one day.
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| To most [[Americunts]], the only country that exists outside of the United States is the one they are currently at war with. As such, [[Iraq]] is the only country that currently exists to Americans. Some also may know of Afghanistan or Iran, but not so much that they can place them on a map.
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| Americans display their ignorance of other countries as a badge of [[Crap|nationalistic pride]] [[nazi|patriotic]] obedience.
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| Examples include:
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| #[[4kids|Remaking books and films so that everything is set in America.]]
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| #Never traveling outside of <s>North America</s> whichever state they were born in.
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| #Believing that the capital of Sweden is IKEA.
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| #Becoming <s>intentionally</s> [[fat|obese]] to avoid air travel.
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| #Being really shitty at geography in Trivial Pursuit.
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| #Believing that anyone outside of America is "weird" and still act as if it was the 19th century (eg., the people of [[Europe]] still wear powdered wigs, engage in duels and occasionally don big, spiky helmets).
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| #Thinking that having a National Health Service is the equivalent to selling one's soul to the devil because it's 'socialism", despite the fact that it saves the people that the government '''SWORE TO FUCKING PROTECT'''.
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| #Speaking of socialism, all Americunts have a unquestioning hatred/fear of it. It is unknown why, and an attempts to reason with them or even explain usually lead to [[Party Van|men in black suits in vans]] outside your house, monitoring for "terrorist activity".
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| #Re-Writing historical events (especially those involving war) so that America becomes the sole protagonist, notably Iconic British events in '''{{wikilink|U-571_(film)|WWII}}''' and Afghanistan (see the new [[Stupid|''Medal of Honour'']]).
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| #Believing that American law is World Law, this means if they enter any other country the rules don't apply.
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| #The American people believe that the [[world]] loves America as much as they do, and that everyone in the world would rather be living in [[hell|America]].
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| #Bitching about gas prices, even though it's more expensive in the rest of the world because other countries don't invade people and genocide races to access petroleum.
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| <center>{{frame|<youtube>wkQ-mHJzNyY</youtube>
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| <center>'''American culture takes great pride in its [[Whore|national symbols]].'''}}</center>
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| ===America the Unoriginal===
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| An important part of American [[plagiarism|identity]] involves stealing other peoples stuff, especially the [[British]], these include:
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| #Name - United States of America; [[United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland|United Kingdom of Great Britain]]. Questions?. The appropriating the name of the entire continent abusively, makes one of their national symbols is also [[Bullying|abuse]].
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| #America itself, after [[genocide|genociding]] the native population.
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| #[[English|English Language]] - which the [[alien|Americunts]] [[epic fail|butcher]] in their squeaky Jew voices and slack-jawed Southern drawls.
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| #[[Music|Anthem]] - John Smith's British hymn, which Americunts [[DMCA|didnt get permission to borrow]].
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| #Flag - thieved from British east India flag.
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| #Pastime - [[Baseball]]. The English invented for [[girls]], not for [[New York Yankees|grown-up rich people in pajamas]].
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| #[[Army]] recruitment - kiddie fiddler [[pedo|Uncle Sam]] "i want you", [[plagiarism|from]] Lord "(Kitchener) Wants YOU"
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| #[[Education]] - High school, (John) Harvard University (for immigrants only)
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| #Old Imperial units - Mile, yards, inches and [[shit]]. In this as in many things, they insist on being different, like some indy faggot in high school.
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| #Building - US Capitol 1850's built by [[Slavery|Slaves]], ripped off Chris Wren's concrete dome on St Paul's cathedral
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| #The US constitution, particularly the Bill of Rights, - [[plagiarism|from]] Iroquios Confederancy Agreement. WORD FOR FUCKING WORD. They learned freedom from the same people they called savage.
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| #[[Internet Law|Common Law]] - English, Trial by Jury - Americunts [[sick fuck|love]] a good lawsuit.
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| #[[Bullshit|National phrase]] The motto ''Life, Liberty, Happiness'' [[plagiarism|stolen from]] the English philosopher [[John Locke|Locke]] ''"Life, Liberty, Possessions"''.
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| #Many of the quotes attributed to the Founding Farthers, particularly Benjamin Franklin, were again [[plagiarism|stolen from]] John Locke.
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| #Claiming they are Irish because one of their great great great great grandparents was. This is like saying you're a fish because you swam at the beach one time.
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| ...ad nauseum.
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| ===American English: The One True Form of English===
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| [[shit nobody cares about|<strike>For the limey idiots who say "colour" was originally spelled that way: look it up, dipshits. The "ou" dipthong originates from French, around the time of the Normans. The original spelling of "color" is "color," as are almost all Latinate/Grecian words (this discounts words of French origin, but most American spellings stick to French convention of using an "ou"). British dumbasses changed these words to make them appear more Latinate/Grecian by adding the u. Again, look it up, and look somewhere reputable, like a book. Noah Webster, an American dictionary writer, pushed for the American people to return to the correct, classic spelling of this and other words. He also pushed for the proper pronunciation of "schedule" as "skedule," as this is a Grecian word and all other Latinate/Grecian words with "sch" are pronounced "sk." Only Yiddish/Germanic "sch" words are pronounced "sh."
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| Furthermore, even British linguists state that most American accents (short of the accents which are closer to British accents, like East Coast accents) are closer to the "original" pronunciations of English. Strong vowels, rhoticism, and emphasis on syllables are all believed to be trademarks of Old and Middle English speakers.
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| And your talk about "y'all" shows how fucking stupid and ignorant you are. This is a Southern custom, you fucking idiot. And at least we don't call cigarettes "fags" you limey cocksuckers.</strike>]]
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| [[HAHAHA_DISREGARD_THAT,_I_SUCK_COCKS|DISREGARD THAT, AMERICA SUCKS COCKS!!!]]
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| As you can see by the above display, Americunts will get a raging case of [[butthurt]] if you dare to criticize the way they [[Shit|talk/write]]. In reality, despite so many Americunts wanting to ban anyone from speaking anything other than English in their country, most of them can barely even write their name correctly, let alone pronounce anything with more than three syllables, due to rampant fucktardness in their shithole of a country.
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| ;Official Language
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| |<youtube>5wSw3IWRJa0</youtube>
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| ;Fucking Brits complaining about American English (as usual)}}
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| }}
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| ==American Cuisine==
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| [[Bullshit|America is world-renowned for it's revolutionary, innovative, affordable, and amazing food]]. The staple diet of the American tribe consists of [[Burger]], [[Taco Bell]], [[McDonalds]], crushed animal bones (see: Jello), feces-infested meats, experimental chemical Frankenstein foods, [https://consumerist.com/2011/07/29/oj-flavor-packs/ zombie fruit], pesticide-laced food crops, high fructose corn syrup, and even more [[tubgirl|savory meals]]! They even have a "cheese product like substance" made of chemical sludge and processed fat, which they call "American cheese"! Whoohoo!!
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| {{cg||hurl|center|<gallery perrow="5">
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| Image:Pizza_-_Tempura_Fried_Pizza.jpg|Deep fried, tempura battered pizza, topped with cheese and country gravy!
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| Image:Bacon_-_Captions_-_Donut_Bacon_Cheeseburger.jpg|A staple American crop.
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| Image:Bacon_-_Fast_Food_-_Meat_Tornado_-_01.jpg|Meat Tornado
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| File:Cuisinevaleamerikan.jpg|Typical burger
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| File:Burger king stacker.jpg
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| File:Heartattackgrill.png
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| File:Pastry Nigger.jpg
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| File:Grossfood.jpg
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| File:Burgerfoods.jpg
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| File:Americaburgerfoodshutle.png
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| File:Americanbreakfast.jpg
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| File:Pastry vagina.jpg
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| File:Americancat.jpg|Even american [[Cats]] are fatasses
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| File:Americanburgers.jpg|Cuisine
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| File:Baconburger.png|All-American Burger
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| File:Burgergag.jpg|americanized BDSM Gag
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| File:Americancuisine91.jpg
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| File:Americancuisine8348.jpg
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| File:Makeburgersgreatagain.jpg
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| </gallery>
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| ===[[Obesity]]===
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| [[Image:Happylard.jpg|300px|right]]
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| [[Image:fatt2.jpg|thumb|left|[[Tits|FUCK YEAH]]]]
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| [[Image:Burger.jpg|thumb|left|American porn]]
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| Since about [[100 years ago]], [[Unfunny|Dumbfuckistan]] has held the title of fattest nation on the planet (Among countries that anyone actually knows about). Indeed, being a massive fucking whale is a deep and cherished part of americunt culture, as now even kids can enjoy diabeetus and harpooning threats starting age 5. '''{{archive|ilWT|This title was recently stolen by Australia last Thursday}}''' (To be taken back after Australia realized they made an error of shifting a decimal place back). Americunts decided the only rational way to counter Australia's dominance over the [[fatty]] title was to expand and export their horrid fastfoods (i.e. McDonalds, [[Burger King]], Krispy Kreme, etc). While Americans claim to enjoy a wide barrage of "fine" cuisine, the rest of the world has consistently dined on healthier fair until the Americunts came along. Seeing that their revenge against the Ausfags was now successfully being implemented, Dumbfuckistan has focused their invasion of fatness upon the rest of the globe.
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| ===Obesity Videos===
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| ;When an American breaks his diet.
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| |<youtube>zoljgJqWL7k</youtube>
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| ;A Starving American.
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| |<youtube>g-snM-JqAW8</youtube>
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| ;American woman trying to set world record for fatness.
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| |<youtube>LptjsDGli8U</youtube>
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| ;Believe it or not, this is a fetish in America.}}
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| <br>
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| === [[Religion]] ===
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| America has several major religions, ordered by popularity:
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| #[[Money]]
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| #[[Television]]
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| #[[Sports]]
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| #[[Food]], [[Obesity|hot dogs and hamburgers, to be precise]]
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| Americans take their religion very seriously, often spending many hours per night deeply immersed in prayer. Or even more if there's something good on or if it's covered in bacon grease.
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| Besides these primary belief systems, American culture is deeply rooted in a paranoid and self-serving set of superstitions called [[Christianity]]. This superstitious system causes much butthurt and drama amongst the population, especially when used to justify such dumb, unnecessary or just plain insane acts as going to war, erecting ridiculously huge and expensive statues ({{ytlink|Kiu5NY6z3vg|which then gets pwnt by Thor}}), and cramming themselves into huge buildings full of other sticky, sweaty, slack-jawed Americunts every Sunday to compare clothing and talk to/about their imaginary friends.
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| ===[[Engrish|Edumacation]]===
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| [[Image:Americans_are_clever_and_thinks_that_the_imperial_system_is_better_than_the_metric_system.jpg|thumb|right|Stay classy...]]
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| [[Image:FatAmericanFlagShirt.jpg|thumb|...but americans [http://www.tysknews.com/Depts/Metrication/trouble_with_the_metric_system.htm doesn't want anything to do with smooth logic]. Palin 2012!]]
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| Here's a problem in logic:
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| Proposition A:<br>
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| [[lie|Statistics]] show that [[maths|a quarter to a fifth]] of [[republicans|Americans]] think that their President [[obama|Osama Bin Laden]] is a [[Muslim]].
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| Proposition B:<br>
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| People who think Obama is a Muslim are [[texas|terminally retarded]] and shouldn't be allowed near any [[army|weapons]], not even a moderately sharp [[sex|butter]] knife.<br>
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| Discuss, with respect to the proposal to build a [[fundie|Mosque]] out of the [[kill it with fire|burned]] remains of the [[9/11]] victims (whilst [[pwn|laughing and doing a little dance]]).
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| === Something that should be told to every American: ===
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| <br>
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| <center>{{frame|<youtube>lGYFRzf2Xww</youtube>
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| <center>'''[[Michael Moore]] has this thing about guns; people shouldn't own them if they don't agree with him-- ooohh, those white folks are Sooo terrible! Meanwhile, His Gross Obeseness wants you and me to pay for all the medical bills his 400 pounds causes him. He's a shameless provocateur that has no answers, only bilious sarcasm, and yet some people seem to think he has "talent."'''}}</center>
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| <br>
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| === [[Television]] ===
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| The [[fat|average]] American has an erratic, erotic [[sex|bond]] with their Jew-box. This love for their televisions benefits the Jews, as the kikes use the television and the media they broadcast to gain loyal goyim slaves. Any [[Uncyclopedia|content-rich]] program is acceptable in this moron paradise provided it has no relation to anything going on in the real world or that includes any intellectual content that could possibly fire up one of their two braincells (which would, theoretically, instanty cause a massive stroke and death, which is why they avoid it so avidly). For example, slapstick humor like some guy getting nailed in the balls or a child being hit by a car is generally well-received by critics and the general public; programs about art, science or any sort of history whose title doesn't end in "of the Bible" are not.
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| In American TV, "if it bleeds, it leads". If it bleeds a lot, set it on fire and stab it, then give it its own show and set it to a laugh track. And can we get some tits in there? Maybe add a sassy black woman in season 2? That'll play ''great'' with the 18 to 35 demo.
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| Americunts can usually be found watching:
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| #Programs involving [[Paula Deen|fat southerners showing you how to make an entire Thanksgiving Dinner out of butter.]]
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| #Programs involving selling a house, [[gay|decorating a house]], cleaning a house, swapping houses or swapping wives.
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| #Talent shows full of self-absorbed, naive, shallow fags and bimbos that usually have about 0% actual talent.
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| #So called "reality TV" which involves about as much reality as an acid trip inside a Salvador Dali painting of the Neverland Ranch.
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| #CSI, CSI:NY, CSI:Miami, CSI:Akron, CSI:Disneyland, NCIS (which everyone only watches for the perky goth chick), and every other mindless carbon-copy cop drama that we've all seen a million times over the past 3 decades.
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| #An unusually excessive amount of advertising that receives more airtime than the shows themselves and often involve children promoting the products regardless of targeted consumers.
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| #Recycled pawn-shows that have names which are puns of porn
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| #Recycled repo shows.
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| #Fat fucks eating (an American past-time).
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| #Hundreds of programs about [[Alaska]].
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| #Fake ass court shows that are about as real as the reality TV on MTV.
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| #Overplayed reruns of [[The Big Bang Theory]] that you've seen [[over 9000]] times.
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| #Ex-prisoners saving pit bulls.
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| #Documentaries that vastly exaggerate the role the USA played in [[WW2]] .
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| === [[Sport]] ===
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| [[Image:Fat fb player.jpg|thumb|[[Handegg]] "poster boy". Are you fat, talentless, devoid of any skill, or cant think for yourself???. Fear not retard, this is the activity for you]]
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| [[Image:ThrowBat.gif|thumb|The correct way to play baseball.]]
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| '''[[Handegg]]''', (which only Americunts call "[[soccer|football]]") is a sport ONLY played by [[Americunts]] because of the cultural obligation of having invented it; there's no choice. With its use of tights, body armor, under-eye makeup, fanny pack-and-helmet-ensemble (and the [[Buttsex|Quarterback Snap]]), it is the primary recruiting technique for young new homosexuals, as it is a required part of most young men's high school education.
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| American football is a bizarre game descended from rugby, but with much more padding, helmets, and safety equipment lest the player break a nail. It caters to unskilled, fat non-athletes who can't play real sports. Since Americunts need a break every five seconds, it was tailored for them. If American football didn't suck, it would be played outside the nation in which it was invented, but it's not [[Obvious|because it blows]]. The only football league that hasn't folded like all the others outside America (the low-profile CFL) was culturally imposed by Americunts on those poor Canadians (actually, Canadian "football" is less of a ridiculously boring shitshow than its inbred 'murkan cousin, with fewer rules to protect the quarterback, reduced stoppage of play, playing fields 10 yards longer, 3 "downs" instead of 4, and felonies committed by black players kept at an acceptable minimum).
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| In the NFL (National Fag Lickers), everyone gets told what to do after every tedious, stop-start, mind-numbingly static, boring play with no skill. If you are unfortunate enough to come across some cable channel this garbage is being shown on, you will inevitably shout [[Fail|"MOVE FFS"]] every twenty seconds, then end the misery and wisely change the channel. It's so boring that scantily-clad cheerleaders are required lest the attention span impaired Americunts get up during the play and go look for nachos.
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| The rise of professional football was actually part of a somewhat successful and ongoing social engineering program employed by the global oligarchy to disengage man from his own destiny. The program works by essentially shifting a man's tribal focus (i.e. his need to engage in political and social affairs within the group of people to whom they belong) from their families and community to a substitute, "professional" sports team. Once a man has disengaged from his true tribal identity for this substitute, he becomes malleable in a political and social sense and is prone to complacency under despotic leaders. Indicators of this program's success include the overwhelming notion that an appreciation of football is the hallmark of manhood (or rite of passage to), tribal-esque body paint displays, and, of course, the inclusion of [[Oxymoron|alpha-females]] as society inevitably progresses into its dying stages (as in tribal society). Partly due to this success, the global oligarchy has effectively taken over the United States of America and re-branded it more accurately as the Jewnited States of America.
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| [[TL;DR]]: Americunt "football" is rugby for pussies, with added protection and more [[obese|fat]] and ''especially'' more [[niggers]] which makes the whole fucking sport a failure.
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| '''[[Baseball]]''' [[Gay|is played with sticks and balls]]. Oddly enough, it's a sport in which a team throws the ball "at" the opponent, more specifically the [[Batman|batter]], who almost always [[fail]]s to strike the ball hard enough for it to fly away to the crowd of fat morons and monopolizing Jews so they can catch it. Strangely, America is not the only country that takes this sport seriously. In one of their most tragic attempts to be more like America, [[Japan]] [[shit nobody cares about|also has their own baseball league]]. [[Fact|There has not been an American baseball player in the past 20 years who hasn't used steroids]].
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| == Pedophilia ==
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| [[Pedobear]] is an exclusive 100% American creation. From what has been observed, he can be generally found in [[Florida]] and has little interest to move to any other part of the world (except for vacations to Denmark.) Currently, even toddlers are being exploited by money grubbing American parents to appear TV shows such as Toddlers and Tiaras. Apparently, children don't find such shows entertaining. Guess who does? Pedobear sets his DVR to record the show.
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| It was Sinclair Lewis who said, "When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying the cross." Similarly, Pedobear is usually Americanized to make him more politically correct. A pedobear with the stars and stripes in the background is more likely to be accepted than a pedobear without them.
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| === {{archive|NkbOz|Pedobear Stats for USA (Or Why Pedobear is proud to be American)}} ===
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| {{quote3|
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| [[Image:SupportAmerica.png|center|thumb|250px|Show your patriotism, faggot!]]
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| #There are more than [[Over 9000|3 million]] reports of child abuse in the United States every single year.
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| #In the United States today, it is estimated that one out of every four girls is sexually abused before they become adults.
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| #The U.S. Department of Health and Human Services is now publicly advising parents that infants and young children are “sexual beings“.
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| #67 percent of all sexual assault victims in America are children.
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| #The state of Illinois has actually been paying convicted sex offenders to babysit young children.
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| #20 percent of all child sexual abuse victims are under the age of 8.
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| #According to researchers, convicted rapists in the United States report that two-thirds of their victims were under 18, and among those cases 58% said that their victims were 12 years old or younger.
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| #One out of every four teen girls in the United States now has an STD.
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| #[[Cops|Law enforcement officials]] estimate that about 600,000 Americans and about 65,000 Canadians are trading dirty child pictures online.
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| #In airports all over the country, many young children are being subjected to “enhanced pat-downs” during which their private parts are touched before they are allowed to get on to their airplanes.
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| #It is estimated that 500,000 of the babies that will be born this year will be sexually abused before they turn 18.
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| #Advertising often exploits children. The typical commercials will show some stupid kids promoting some product or service they have no clue on what it is (such as home equity loans, insurance, and even dating sites). They're supposed to make the commercial cute (when in fact the kids are just being annoying twats) so that dumbass consumers will pay for the product or service when in reality, it just causes more kid-fucking.
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| }}
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| <big><div align="center" style="text-decoration:blink"> {{archive|Z8Q1f|THE US MILITARY IS CONTROLLED BY NETWORKS OF PEDOPHILES}} </div></big>
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| {{cg|Pedobear And USA|PedobearAndUSA|center|<gallery perrow="3">
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| Image:Bearstamp.jpg|USPS Supports Pedobear]
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| Image:USAbear.png|You've got mail!
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| Image:TIME pedobear.jpg|TIME approves
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| </gallery>|<gallery perrow="3">
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| Image:No-child-left-behind.jpg|Even the Education Department is into it!
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| Image:451taken.jpg|Notice how American UFOs only abduct loli. They are not interested in abducting senile people.
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| Image:SupportAmerica.png|Show your patriotism, faggot!
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| </gallery>}}
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| == [[Government]] ==
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| {{quote|Well, imagine you're stuck in a bent over position, and you've got one "member" on your Left side and one "member" on your Right side. Now each of them promises that they'll try and be more gentle than the last guy, but you realize after a while that you're still F**ked.|NonyaZ;Summing it all up}}
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| [[Image:Vampire Desire.jpg|thumb|Ex-president and current lord of the demon estate [[Castlevania]], [[W]].]]
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| [[Image:Merkasticker.jpg|thumb|Found on a typical American car bumper.]]
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| [[Image:AmericaFuture.jpg|thumb|The future of America.]]
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| Known in America as "guv'ment," "gub'ment," "those bloated greedy conservative assholes that waste all our money on war," "those bloated greedy liberal assholes who waste all our money on blacks and Mexicans," or "that thing we all try to ignore." The American government is full of far more drama, lulz and even anti-lulz than any other nation on Earth.
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| ===[[Politics]]===
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| American politics is like a delicately orchestrated simultaneous MMORPG of Russian roulette, [[Bug Chasers|bug chasing]] and Who Wants to Be a Millionaire played by thousands of obese 5th graders wielding those memory eraser things from Men in Black. Every politician's favorite pastime is blaming their political opposite for being non-partisan while simultaneously refusing to co-operate in return, and most Americans' favorite pastime (if they pay attention to it at all) is to watch this political drama on [[Fox News]](more like Fox <i>JEWS</i>,[[amirite]]?) cheering on their favorite player like it's some sort of soap opera (that could potentially turn us all into dirt-poor slaves IRL). Despite every "United We Stand" bumper sticker you might see on the back of a rust and primer colored pick-up truck, most Americans are [[AIDS|rabidly]] partisan and would rather tie their own daughter up in a sack and throw her in a river than let her date a boy who voted for McCain or kick everyone out of their own church if they voted for Obama. Americans ''love'' to hate those that don't think the same way they do.
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| Fueling this assault on the sanity of the few self-respecting, decent humans that inhabit scattered corners of this country ([[ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH|and distracting us all from the ''real'' enemies]]) are the "news" channels ([[Fox News]], [[MSNBC]], etc.) and radio stations and their very vocal and boisterous cast of ultra-partisan super-pundits whom the majority of Americunts regard as [[avatar|avatars]] of God himself, following every word to a [[Tea Party|tea]]. Very little actual news or verifiable fact is ever spewed forth from these wretched cesspits of political ire, which is why it's so horrifying how influential they are to the slobbering masses of brain-dead zombies who revere them.
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| {{main|Glenn Beck}}
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| {{main|Alex Jones}}
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| {{main|Ann Coulter}}
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| {{main|Bill O'Reilly}}
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| It is a somewhat well known fact that American politics on the federal level are run in a fashion similar to that of [[professional wrestling]]. Opponents from both the [[Republican|Republican't]] and [[Liberal|Democunt]] parties bash each other to no end during controlled debates to portray some sense of authenticity, and then get dinner together and proceed to engage in acts of sexual magick in accordance with the one true religion of American politicians: Thelema. Belief in this false left/right, Democunt/Republicant dichotomy is almost ubiquitous among residents in both the United States proper as well as those [[Dumbfuckistan]]. While the motives behind these politicians are up for debate, it is widely argued by actual sentient humans living in America that they belong to a secret cabal, such as 'the global oligarchy' or other such shadow governments.
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| ===Judicial System===
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| [[Image:Americas-prison-population.gif|thumb|United States leads the world with the [[Niggers|Biggest Prison Population.]]]]
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| [[Image:Denver riots.jpg|thumb| The modern American judicial system in action.]]
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| America prides itself as having the largest prison population of all countries in the world. For every 100,000 citizens there are 762 prisoners (International Center for Prison Studies). The American government prefers to throw people in jail and have tax payers pay for their food and shelter, instead of making them contributing members of society. The American police force tries its best to maintain America's leadership in having the largest prison population of the world.
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| It's incredibly easy to get sent to jail in America. If you're ever visiting (or, god forbid, live) in this god-forsaken country, try to avoid these activities:
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| #Not liking the Jews (IN AMERICA IT IS MANDATORY TO LOVE THE JEWS)and pretty soon THE FAGGOTS !!
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| #Being black
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| #Not owning a TV
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| #Having an opinion
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| #[https://jonathanturley.org/2010/05/30/maryland-police-again-threaten-citizens-with-arrest-for-filming-them-in-public/ Taking a picture that just happens to have a police officer in it]
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| #[https://www.ksl.com/article/1444771 Not watering your lawn] (living in a desert where water is scarce is no excuse)
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| #Looking even remotely like a drug dealer
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| #Being black
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| #Going .002mph over the speed limit
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| #Being black
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| #Not being fat enough
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| #[[taxes|Not pandering to the Jews]]
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| #Being black
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| American police are also widely known for their propensity toward trigger-happiness. If they even suspect that you might have ever had drugs in your house EVAR, '''{{archive|09I2p|they will fucking kill you, your family and your pets and they will get away with it too.}}''' ('''{{ytlink|JOlqqeDydZ4|1}}''' '''{{wikilink|Killing_of_Kathryn_Johnston|2}}''' '''{{archive|CAQDh|3}}''')
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| Besides breaking into your house and destroying it and everyone/thing you love, another favorite pastime of American police is to beat the shit out of children:
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| {{center|
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| |<youtube>4N7e2FohN4A</youtube>
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| ;Boy with broken back gets tazed 19 times.
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| |<youtube>iG5yuaXtYDs</youtube>
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| ;Police pwn 15 year old girl.
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| |<youtube>EH6AYVn2yw4</youtube>
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| ;Cop assaults and chokes 13 year olds.
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| |<youtube>wTWJyxkyl3A</youtube>
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| ;Cops beat mentally retarded boy.}}
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| ===[[9/11]]===
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| [[File:newversion.png|thumb|What the rest of the world thinks about 9/11.]]
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| On September 11th [[2001]], a bunch of towelheads took over some planes and smashed them into a couple of towers, in what was to become the best act of trolling ever. In typical fashion, they didn't get the [[war|joke]]. But of course, you already knew this. You and every other sapient creature on the planet, and probably some of the [[niggers|lesser species of ape]]. Why do you know? Because this happened in America. When AMERICANS are attacked, EVERYONE must know. Oh, certainly, roughly 3 times the amount of people killed in that attack die EVERY DAY from preventable, [[AIDS|poverty-related causes]] and far deadlier attacks are carried out in other countries every day, but of course, these people aren't American so they don't really matter. Despite Americans thinking everyone everywhere sounds and acts American, it's only the tr00 Americans that count for shit if they die. To this day one cannot mention the incident in question to an American without them acting TTLY SRS. Despite the consequent death and oppression of [[over 9000|millions]] of completely innocent [[Terrorist|Middle-Eastern]] people, Americans still seem to think THEY are the victims in this affair.
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| Also, [[Jews did WTC]]. It's a [[fact]]. [[Truth|All of the Jewish workers in the Twin Towers stayed home on Tuesday, September 11, 2001, and not a single Jew died that day]]. All of the Jew-owned manufacturing companies made [[over 9000]] dollars per weapon manufactured after America went to war with [[shit|Eye Rack]], [[fail|even though they had nothing to do with 9/11 at all]]. All of the Jew-owned banks got tons of money from the [[W|government]] during the war, and all of the Jew-owned oil companies made lots of [[money]] once we took all of the oil from the [[arabs|sand nigger]] [[Islam|terrorists]].
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| ===[[Economy]]===
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| [[Image: United_States_of_Zimbabwe.jpg|thumb|Morgenthau Plan in first stages.]]
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| [[Fail|The Economy of the United States is based to a large extent on agriculture, with an overwhelmingly rural population, many of whom are engaged in subsistence agriculture.]]
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| Much like its Eastern counterpart, Egypt, but without the [[islam|culture]], Cotton has always been and will soon revert to being the staple of American economy and way of life. American cotton and [[T-shirt|cotton]] products are recognized Worldwide for their durable fabric, perceived quality, and variety of [[memes|leitmotifs]] ideally suited to dress any household's Central American or Filipina servant.
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| Cotton was introduced by the British as a [[Marijuana|Cash Crop]] replacing the Native, unhealthy and less profitable Tobacco. The criminalization of Nicotine, the main active compound in dried tobacco leaves, has been slow but constant until it was finally outlawed for ever after the Nicotine-fuelled Presidential Scandal of 1998.
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| To pick the Cotton and solve unemployment in Western Africa at the same time, the American Philanthropist Association invited Savage Negroes to the Land of the Free-of-charge. And Free stuff is indeed what they found: The Negroes were kindly taught God's Language, English, and God's Word, the Bible. They were given lifetime employment with full health, education and retirement benefits, as well as housing. As this piece of American Vernacular attests the country was on its way to a pleasant existence
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| {{quote|Summertime and [[welfare|the living is easy]], Fish are jumping and the Cotton is High|black person}}
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| But in February 1861 the bloodthirsty [[Jews]] took advantage of Americans' [[KKK|tolerant nature]] and paid for everyone's Mint Juleps at the lobby of the Willard Hotel in Washington D.C. Then the nasty Jews proceeded to sweet-talk everyone into [[Civil War|killing each other for a couple of years]] thus destroying the cotton industry and forsaking the Negroes to their own luck. By this the Hebrews achieved many purposes and commodities: separating the [[Whites|people]] from the [[Negro]]es, Gentile blood to prepare their Kiddush Wine and the creation of [[Republican|a proxy Hebrew party to infiltrate Government]], but mainly keeping prices of Egyptian Cotton at Jewishly desirable levels.
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| Nowadays, as the aftermath of the War of Jewish Aggression is slowly fading, cotton accounts for 86% of the American GDP with the remaining 70% coming from Hemp farming. [[Hypocrisy|Conveniently]] the Federal Government created a [[War_on_drugs|statistical loophole]] to avoid the ordeal of dividing by zero. Hemp, cultivated more for its flower buds than its strong fiber (as not to compete with cotton), has already replaced Tobacco or Apples as the country's main cash crop, albeit destined exclusively for the domestic market.
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| A country of [[Democrat|Farmers]] and [[Homosexual|Ranchers]], and [[Negro|their dependants]], America is in the process of shaking the last [[New_York|yoke of Jewish oppression]] off its Christian neck. For unlike the Jew's, [[God|HIS]] Yoke is easy and [[God|HIS]] burden is light (Matthew 11:30).
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| ===Federal Reserve===
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| [[Image: Federal-Reserve-Private-Banking-Cartel-Ponzi.jpg|thumb|Federal Reserve: the private banking cartel loans money to enslave Americans with excessive debt..]]
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| The Federal Reserve is a private banking cartel run by [[Jews]] which masquerades as a governmental body. It was created in 1913 to finance and manipulate America's addiction to overspending for entitlement programs, warfare and McDonald's. The Fed stands above American law, because it's accountable to nobody, except [[Israel]].
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| This cartel of private banks prints dollars for a few cents per piece, then loans it to the American government at full-face value. Consequently, the American government gradually drowns in a sea of debt. Meanwhile, the international private banker [[Jews]] profit from the interest payments on the rising loans.
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| The international private banker [[Jews]] diabolical master-plan is to enslave American people through complete bankruptcy, then create a totalitarian regime in North-America, and gradually buy up the rest of the world for a despotic Global Government. Their end goal is to enslave all gentiles, and microchip them like cattle into obedience under the guidance of a global police state. It took [[zeitgeist|a freaking documentary]] for the American Neanderthal economists plus a legion of super nerds to comprehend the national debt's dangerous implications - even as [https://mises.org/library/money-banking-and-federal-reserve-complete-transcript rogue Austrian Jews] and '''{{archive|te3yZ|even some Native Gentiles}}''' were warning us of it since the beginning.
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| ===The Gubmint's Allies===
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| The United States is allied with the Jews and the Wahabi/Salafi Scum from Saudi Arabia and as a result funded ISIS to take over the Europe for the muslims and Middle East for the jews.
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| ==[[Military]]==
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| <!-- [[Image: pumpkinavy.jpg|thumb|Americans grow and carve their own navy out of American-sized Pumpkins.]] -->
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| [[Image:Supportourtroops.jpg|185px|right]]
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| [[Image:TERRORIST!.JPEG|thumb|The current threat Americunt faces. THEY'RE FUCKING [[House|EVERYWHERE!!]]]]
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| [[Image:MurrikaworldmapNegro.gif|thumb|{{colortext|darkblue|[[Blue]]}} denotes Murrika. {{colortext|#CC2200|[[Red]]}} denotes Niggertown. In Niggertown, they hate freedom.]]
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| The [[Army|U.S Military]], which couldn't win their way out of a wet paper bag with guns in their hands, is a bunch of [[homosexual|homo]] fags that are too stupid for college, too lazy for a real job, or trying to avoid prison. These [[retard]]s are actually trusted with guns and [[bomb]]s, which has resulted in an American invention known as "friendly fire". This event only occurs when they're around and basically consists of a [[fucktard]] shooting someone on their own side and going "sorry you had a gun and I just freaked out." Every time an American soldier accidentally shoots his buddy in the face, a Muslim terrorist gets another heavenly virgin (two if they do it on purpose!). Americans only have the balls to attack others when they are armed to the teeth and traveling in numbers. When captured alone, they are far from John Rambo and simply get beheaded on YouTube.
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| The US Army also perpetrated Operation Oilraqi Freedumb, the dumbest military maneuver since the Maginot Line. In Op Oilraqi Faildumb, Halliburton's military wing spent a trillion dollars invading a country with no military and lost. The US Military likes to scare brown people with their enormous budget, but in reality, criminally insane politicians steal and waste 95% of it on shit that doesn’t work and nobody wants.
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| America also enjoys firing at British troops and bombing British tanks. This has gone back as far as the Second World War, as shown in a British wartime joke; "When the Germans shoot, the British duck." When the British shoot, the Germans duck. When the Americans shoot, EVERYONE ducks!". It should be noted that this joke is a good example of American ignorance. The reason friendly fire is higher among American forces is because they're retarded and poorly trained. Others have argued that they are just flat-out retarded. Since America's army exploits every country, they build huge rockets to watch the pretty colors, but then they discovered that they actually kill people when a guy thought he could reach the moon on one and failed, which resulted in the modern nuclear bomb.
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| [[Lie|The main problem with the United States Army seems to be the inability to aim or co-ordinate any form of attack that doesn't consist of blindly shooting until you hit something.]] This is not helped by the high incest rate of America, which results in a low IQ and a fleeting attention span. Training in the American army generally consists of having your head shaved and being able-bodied enough to hold a gun, whereas other more traditional armies persist with the idea of teaching people how to use their weapons, something America did away with some time ago.
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| '''Fun fact:''' Many people believe [[New Jersey]], [[Massachusetts]] and [[California]] are the US's next targets as [[LOL WUT|they are all violating the US's strict "no freedom allowed" policy]].
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| === [[Shit|Experimental Weapons]] ===
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| [[Some argue|Everyone knows]] that the Americunt special/biological/experimental/homosexual weapons division is responsible for:
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| *[[Half Life | The Black Mesa disaster]]
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| *Supermutants
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| **[[portal|and subsequently,insane robots]]
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| *Atomic bombs
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| *Aliens
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| *Supersoldiers
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| *[[Bullshit|Religion]]
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| *[[Satan Claus]]
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| *[[Homosexuality]], and subsequently
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| *[[AIDS]]
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| <center>{{frame|<youtube>AtVSzU20ZGk</youtube>
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| <center>'''American weaponry at its finest'''}}</center>
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| ===Military Intelligence===
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| <center><gallery>
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| Image:Abraham Lincoln cyborg.jpg|The US has a long history of superior firepower.
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| Image:Imminent explosive penetration of vagina by penis.jpg|Pretty much the whole idea behind any war America starts.
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| Image:C86945b5fdc08dc8604b840052ddd12219a7cbc8 m.jpg|Abu Graib was a much classier place than the Jew media said it was.
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| Image:GunDoingItWrong.jpg|American soldier demonstrating the correct way to use his weapon.
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| Image:Military_-_Boob_Inspection.jpg|All [[dyke|female soldiers]] must go through a routine breast exam before leaving for combat.
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| Image:Funny-iraq-us-soldier-pics-12.jpg|Every time a nigra fucks a camel another Iraqi is born.
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| Image:Idiot soldier.jpg|A US soldier demonstrating the military's trademark sensitivity for delicate cultural situations to some Iraqi children.
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| Image:Xxlcock-08.jpg|An unknown bonus to overturning "Don't Ask; Don't Tell" is that pants became optional.
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| == List of American Wars ==
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| For the 240+ years that Dumbfuckistan has been a country, 219 of them were spent waging wars. That means Americunts have only gone 21 years without going apeshit on people with bigger dicks than them.
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| '''Year-by-year Timeline of America’s Major Wars (1776-2017)'''
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| 1776 – American Revolutionary War, Chickamagua Wars, Second Cherokee War, Pennamite-Yankee War
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| 1777 – American Revolutionary War, Chickamauga Wars, Second Cherokee War, Pennamite-Yankee War
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| 1778 – American Revolutionary War, Chickamauga Wars, Pennamite-Yankee War
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| 1779 – American Revolutionary War, Chickamauga Wars, Pennamite-Yankee War
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| 1780 – American Revolutionary War, Chickamauga Wars, Pennamite-Yankee War
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| 1781 – American Revolutionary War, Chickamauga Wars, Pennamite-Yankee War
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| 1782 – American Revolutionary War, Chickamauga Wars, Pennamite-Yankee War
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| 1783 – American Revolutionary War, Chickamauga Wars, Pennamite-Yankee War
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| 1784 – Chickamauga Wars, Pennamite-Yankee War, Oconee War
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| 1785 – Chickamauga Wars, Northwest Indian War
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| 1786 – Chickamauga Wars, Northwest Indian War
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| 1787 – Chickamauga Wars, Northwest Indian War
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| 1788 – Chickamauga Wars, Northwest Indian War
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| 1789 – Chickamauga Wars, Northwest Indian War
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| 1790 – Chickamauga Wars, Northwest Indian War
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| 1791 – Chickamauga Wars, Northwest Indian War
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| 1792 – Chickamauga Wars, Northwest Indian War
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| 1793 – Chickamauga Wars, Northwest Indian War
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| 1794 – Chickamauga Wars, Northwest Indian War
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| 1795 – Northwest Indian War
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| 1796 – No major war
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| 1797 – No major war
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| 1798 – Quasi-War
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| 1799 – Quasi-War
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| 1800 – Quasi-War
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| 1801 – First Barbary War
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| 1802 – First Barbary War
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| 1803 – First Barbary War
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| 1804 – First Barbary War
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| 1805 – First Barbary War
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| 1806 – Sabine Expedition
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| 1807 – No major war
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| 1808 – No major war
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| 1809 – No major war
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| 1810 – U.S. occupies Spanish-held West Florida
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| 1811 – Tecumseh’s War
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| 1812 – War of 1812, Tecumseh’s War, Seminole Wars, U.S. occupies Spanish-held Amelia Island and other parts of East Florida
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| 1813 – War of 1812, Tecumseh’s War, Peoria War, Creek War, U.S. expands its territory in West Florida
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| 1814 – War of 1812, Creek War, U.S. expands its territory in Florida, Anti-piracy war
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| 1815 – War of 1812, Second Barbary War, Anti-piracy war
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| 1816 – First Seminole War, Anti-piracy war
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| 1817 – First Seminole War, Anti-piracy war
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| 1818 – First Seminole War, Anti-piracy war
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| 1819 – Yellowstone Expedition, Anti-piracy war
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| 1820 – Yellowstone Expedition, Anti-piracy war
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| 1821 – Anti-piracy war (see note above)
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| 1822 – Anti-piracy war (see note above)
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| 1823 – Anti-piracy war, Arikara War
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| 1824 – Anti-piracy war
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| 1825 – Yellowstone Expedition, Anti-piracy war
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| 1826 – No major war
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| 1827 – Winnebago War
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| 1828 – No major war
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| 1829 – No major war
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| 1830 – No major war
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| 1831 – Sac and Fox Indian War
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| 1832 – Black Hawk War
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| 1833 – Cherokee Indian War
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| 1834 – Cherokee Indian War, Pawnee Indian Territory Campaign
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| 1835 – Cherokee Indian War, Seminole Wars, Second Creek War
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| 1836 – Cherokee Indian War, Seminole Wars, Second Creek War, Missouri-Iowa Border War
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| 1837 – Cherokee Indian War, Seminole Wars, Second Creek War, Osage Indian War, Buckshot War
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| 1838 – Cherokee Indian War, Seminole Wars, Buckshot War, Heatherly Indian War
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| 1839 – Cherokee Indian War, Seminole Wars
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| 1840 – Seminole Wars, U.S. naval forces invade Fiji Islands
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| 1841 – Seminole Wars, U.S. naval forces invade McKean Island, Gilbert Islands, and Samoa
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| 1842 – Seminole Wars
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| 1843 – U.S. forces clash with Chinese, U.S. troops invade African coast
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| 1844 – Texas-Indian Wars
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| 1845 – Texas-Indian Wars
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| 1846 – Mexican-American War, Texas-Indian Wars
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| 1847 – Mexican-American War, Texas-Indian Wars
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| 1848 – Mexican-American War, Texas-Indian Wars, Cayuse War
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| 1849 – Texas-Indian Wars, Cayuse War, Southwest Indian Wars, Navajo Wars, Skirmish between 1st Cavalry and Indians
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| 1850 – Texas-Indian Wars, Cayuse War, Southwest Indian Wars, Navajo Wars, Yuma War, California Indian Wars, Pitt River Expedition
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| 1851 – Texas-Indian Wars, Cayuse War, Southwest Indian Wars, Navajo Wars, Apache Wars, Yuma War, Utah Indian Wars, California Indian Wars
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| 1852 – Texas-Indian Wars, Cayuse War, Southwest Indian Wars, Navajo Wars, Yuma War, Utah Indian Wars, California Indian Wars
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| 1853 – Texas-Indian Wars, Cayuse War, Southwest Indian Wars, Navajo Wars, Yuma War, Utah Indian Wars, Walker War, California Indian Wars
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| 1854 – Texas-Indian Wars, Cayuse War, Southwest Indian Wars, Navajo Wars, Apache Wars, California Indian Wars, Skirmish between 1st Cavalry and Indians
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| 1855 – Seminole Wars, Texas-Indian Wars, Cayuse War, Southwest Indian Wars, Navajo Wars, Apache Wars, California Indian Wars, Yakima War, Winnas Expedition, Klickitat War, Puget Sound War, Rogue River Wars, U.S. forces invade Fiji Islands and Uruguay
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| 1856 – Seminole Wars, Texas-Indian Wars, Southwest Indian Wars, Navajo Wars, California Indian Wars, Puget Sound War, Rogue River Wars, Tintic War
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| 1857 – Seminole Wars, Texas-Indian Wars, Southwest Indian Wars, Navajo Wars, California Indian Wars, Utah War, Conflict in Nicaragua
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| 1858 – Seminole Wars, Texas-Indian Wars, Southwest Indian Wars, Navajo Wars, Mohave War, California Indian Wars, Spokane-Coeur d’Alene-Paloos War, Utah War, U.S. forces invade Fiji Islands and Uruguay
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| 1859 Texas-Indian Wars, Southwest Indian Wars, Navajo Wars, California Indian Wars, Pecos Expedition, Antelope Hills Expedition, Bear River Expedition, John Brown’s raid, U.S. forces launch attack against Paraguay, U.S. forces invade Mexico
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| 1860 – Texas-Indian Wars, Southwest Indian Wars, Navajo Wars, Apache Wars, California Indian Wars, Paiute War, Kiowa-Comanche War
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| 1861 – American Civil War, Texas-Indian Wars, Southwest Indian Wars, Navajo Wars, Apache Wars, California Indian Wars, Cheyenne Campaign
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| 1862 – American Civil War, Texas-Indian Wars, Southwest Indian Wars, Navajo Wars, Apache Wars, California Indian Wars, Cheyenne Campaign, Dakota War of 1862,
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| 1863 – American Civil War, Texas-Indian Wars, Southwest Indian Wars, Navajo Wars, Apache Wars, California Indian Wars, Cheyenne Campaign, Colorado War, Goshute War
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| 1864 – American Civil War, Texas-Indian Wars, Navajo Wars, Apache Wars, California Indian Wars, Cheyenne Campaign, Colorado War, Snake War
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| 1865 – American Civil War, Texas-Indian Wars, Navajo Wars, Apache Wars, California Indian Wars, Colorado War, Snake War, Utah’s Black Hawk War
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| 1866 – Texas-Indian Wars, Navajo Wars, Apache Wars, California Indian Wars, Skirmish between 1st Cavalry and Indians, Snake War, Utah’s Black Hawk War, Red Cloud’s War, Franklin County War, U.S. invades Mexico, Conflict with China
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| 1867 – Texas-Indian Wars, Long Walk of the Navajo, Apache Wars, Skirmish between 1st Cavalry and Indians, Snake War, Utah’s Black Hawk War, Red Cloud’s War, Comanche Wars, Franklin County War, U.S. troops occupy Nicaragua and attack Taiwan
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| 1868 – Texas-Indian Wars, Long Walk of the Navajo, Apache Wars, Skirmish between 1st Cavalry and Indians, Snake War, Utah’s Black Hawk War, Red Cloud’s War, Comanche Wars, Battle of Washita River, Franklin County War
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| 1869 – Texas-Indian Wars, Apache Wars, Skirmish between 1st Cavalry and Indians, Utah’s Black Hawk War, Comanche Wars, Franklin County War
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| 1870 – Texas-Indian Wars, Apache Wars, Skirmish between 1st Cavalry and Indians, Utah’s Black Hawk War, Comanche Wars, Franklin County War
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| 1871 – Texas-Indian Wars, Apache Wars, Skirmish between 1st Cavalry and Indians, Utah’s Black Hawk War, Comanche Wars, Franklin County War, Kingsley Cave Massacre, U.S. forces invade Korea
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| 1872 – Texas-Indian Wars, Apache Wars, Utah’s Black Hawk War, Comanche Wars, Modoc War, Franklin County War
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| 1873 – Texas-Indian Wars, Comanche Wars, Modoc War, Apache Wars, Cypress Hills Massacre, U.S. forces invade Mexico
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| 1874 – Texas-Indian Wars, Comanche Wars, Red River War, Mason County War, U.S. forces invade Mexico
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| 1875 – Conflict in Mexico, Texas-Indian Wars, Comanche Wars, Eastern Nevada, Mason County War, Colfax County War, U.S. forces invade Mexico
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| 1876 – Texas-Indian Wars, Black Hills War, Mason County War, U.S. forces invade Mexico
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| 1877 – Texas-Indian Wars, Skirmish between 1st Cavalry and Indians, Black Hills War, Nez Perce War, Mason County War, Lincoln County War, San Elizario Salt War, U.S. forces invade Mexico
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| 1878 – Paiute Indian conflict, Bannock War, Cheyenne War, Lincoln County War, U.S. forces invade Mexico
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| 1879 – Cheyenne War, Sheepeater Indian War, White River War, U.S. forces invade Mexico
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| 1880 – U.S. forces invade Mexico
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| 1881 – U.S. forces invade Mexico
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| 1882 – U.S. forces invade Mexico
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| 1883 – U.S. forces invade Mexico
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| 1884 – U.S. forces invade Mexico
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| 1885 – Apache Wars, Eastern Nevada Expedition, U.S. forces invade Mexico
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| 1886 – Apache Wars, Pleasant Valley War, U.S. forces invade Mexico
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| 1887 – U.S. forces invade Mexico
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| 1888 – U.S. show of force against Haiti, U.S. forces invade Mexico
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| 1889 – U.S. forces invade Mexico
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| 1890 – Sioux Indian War, Skirmish between 1st Cavalry and Indians, Ghost Dance War, Wounded Knee, U.S. forces invade Mexico
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| 1891 – Sioux Indian War, Ghost Dance War, U.S. forces invade Mexico
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| 1892 – Johnson County War, U.S. forces invade Mexico
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| 1893 – U.S. forces invade Mexico and Hawaii
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| 1894 – U.S. forces invade Mexico
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| 1895 – U.S. forces invade Mexico, Bannock Indian Disturbances
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| 1896 – U.S. forces invade Mexico
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| 1897 – No major war
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| 1898 – Spanish-American War, Battle of Leech Lake, Chippewa Indian Disturbances
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| 1899 – Philippine-American War, Banana Wars
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| 1900 – Philippine-American War, Banana Wars
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| 1901 – Philippine-American War, Banana Wars
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| 1902 – Philippine-American War, Banana Wars
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| 1903 – Philippine-American War, Banana Wars
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| 1904 – Philippine-American War, Banana Wars
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| 1905 – Philippine-American War, Banana Wars
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| 1906 – Philippine-American War, Banana Wars
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| 1907 – Philippine-American War, Banana Wars
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| 1908 – Philippine-American War, Banana Wars
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| 1909 – Philippine-American War, Banana Wars
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| 1910 – Philippine-American War, Banana Wars
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| 1911 – Philippine-American War, Banana Wars
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| 1912 – Philippine-American War, Banana Wars
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| 1913 – Philippine-American War, Banana Wars, New Mexico Navajo War
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| 1914 – Banana Wars, U.S. invades Mexico
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| 1915 – Banana Wars, U.S. invades Mexico, Colorado Paiute War
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| 1916 – Banana Wars, U.S. invades Mexico
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| 1917 – Banana Wars, World War I, U.S. invades Mexico
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| 1918 – Banana Wars, World War I, U.S invades Mexico
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| 1919 – Banana Wars, U.S. invades Mexico
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| 1920 – Banana Wars
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| 1921 – Banana Wars
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| 1922 – Banana Wars
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| 1923 – Banana Wars, Posey War
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| 1924 – Banana Wars
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| 1925 – Banana Wars
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| 1926 – Banana Wars
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| 1927 – Banana Wars
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| 1928 – Banana Wars
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| 1930 – Banana Wars
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| 1931 – Banana Wars
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| 1932 – Banana Wars
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| 1933 – Banana Wars
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| 1934 – Banana Wars
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| 1935 – No major war
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| 1936 – No major war
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| 1937 – No major war
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| 1938 – No major war
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| 1939 – No major war
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| 1940 – No major war
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| 1941 – World War II
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| 1942 – World War II
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| 1943 – Wold War II
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| 1944 – World War II
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| 1945 – World War II
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| 1946 – Cold War (U.S. occupies the Philippines and South Korea)
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| 1947 – Cold War (U.S. occupies South Korea, U.S. forces land in Greece to fight Communists)
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| 1948 – Cold War (U.S. forces aid Chinese Nationalist Party against Communists)
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| 1949 – Cold War (U.S. forces aid Chinese Nationalist Party against Communists)
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| 1950 – Korean War, Jayuga Uprising
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| 1951 – Korean War
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| 1952 – Korean War
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| 1953 – Korean War
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| 1954 – Covert War in Guatemala
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| 1955 – Vietnam War
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| 1956 – Vietnam War
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| 1957 – Vietnam War
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| 1958 – Vietnam War
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| 1959 – Vietnam War, Conflict in Haiti
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| 1960 – Vietam War
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| 1961 – Vietnam War
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| 1962 – Vietnam War, Cold War (Cuban Missile Crisis; U.S. marines fight Communists in Thailand)
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| 1963 – Vietnam War
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| 1964 – Vietnam War
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| 1965 – Vietnam War, U.S. occupation of Dominican Republic
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| 1966 – Vietnam War, U.S. occupation of Dominican Republic
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| 1967 – Vietnam War
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| 1968 – Vietnam War
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| 1969 – Vietnam War
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| 1970 – Vietnam War
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| 1971 – Vietnam War
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| 1972 – Vietnam War
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| 1973 – Vietnam War, U.S. aids Israel in Yom Kippur War
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| 1974 – Vietnam War
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| 1975 – Vietnam War
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| 1976 – No major war
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| 1977 – No major war
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| 1978 – No major war
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| 1979 – Cold War (CIA proxy war in Afghanistan)
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| 1980 – Cold War (CIA proxy war in Afghanistan)
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| 1981 – Cold War (CIA proxy war in Afghanistan and Nicaragua), First Gulf of Sidra Incident
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| 1982 – Cold War (CIA proxy war in Afghanistan and Nicaragua), Conflict in Lebanon
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| 1983 – Cold War (Invasion of Grenada, CIA proxy war in Afghanistan and Nicaragua), Conflict in Lebanon
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| 1984 – Cold War (CIA proxy war in Afghanistan and Nicaragua), Conflict in Persian Gulf
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| 1985 – Cold War (CIA proxy war in Afghanistan and Nicaragua)
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| 1986 – Cold War (CIA proxy war in Afghanistan and Nicaragua)
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| 1987 – Conflict in Persian Gulf
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| 1988 – Conflict in Persian Gulf, U.S. occupation of Panama
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| 1989 – Second Gulf of Sidra Incident, U.S. occupation of Panama, Conflict in Philippines
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| 1990 – First Gulf War, U.S. occupation of Panama
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| 1991 – First Gulf War
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| 1992 – Conflict in Iraq
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| 1993 – Conflict in Iraq
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| 1994 – Conflict in Iraq, U.S. invades Haiti
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| 1995 – Conflict in Iraq, U.S. invades Haiti, NATO bombing of Bosnia and Herzegovina
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| 1996 – Conflict in Iraq
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| 1997 – No major war
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| 1998 – Bombing of Iraq, Missile strikes against Afghanistan and Sudan
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| 1999 – Kosovo War
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| 2000 – No major war
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| 2001 – War on Terror in Afghanistan
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| 2002 – War on Terror in Afghanistan and Yemen
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| 2003 – War on Terror in Afghanistan, and Iraq
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| 2004 – War on Terror in Afghanistan, Iraq, Pakistan, and Yemen
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| 2005 – War on Terror in Afghanistan, Iraq, Pakistan, and Yemen
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| 2006 – War on Terror in Afghanistan, Iraq, Pakistan, and Yemen
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| 2007 – War on Terror in Afghanistan, Iraq, Pakistan, Somalia, and Yemen
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| 2008 – War on Terror in Afghanistan, Iraq, Pakistan, and Yemen
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| 2009 – War on Terror in Afghanistan, Iraq, Pakistan, and Yemen
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| 2010 – War on Terror in Afghanistan, Iraq, Pakistan, and Yemen
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| 2011 – War on Terror in Afghanistan, Iraq, Pakistan, Somalia, and Yemen; Conflict in Libya (Libyan Civil War)
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| 2012 – War on Terror in Afghanistan, Iraq, Somalia, Syria and Yemen
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| 2013 – War on Terror in Afghanistan, Iraq, Somalia, Syria and Yemen
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| 2014 – War on Terror in Afghanistan, Iraq, Somalia, Syria and Yemen; Civil War in Ukraine
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| 2015 – War on Terror in Somalia, Somalia, Syria and Yemen; Civil War in Ukraine
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| 2016 - War in Syria
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| 2017 - War in Syria
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| == America The Evil Empire, II.==
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| Here's some potent historical medicine: The US is responsible directly and indirectly for '''tens of millions of deaths''' in [[at least 100|the last 100 years]] '''alone'''. Now, over the last century, the US government has been providing (and continues to) financial assistance, education, arms, military training and technical support to the following dictatorships/authoritarian regimes across the world:
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| '''Latin America:'''
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| #Porfirio Díaz (Mexico) (1876–1911)
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| #Institutional Revolutionary Party (Mexico) (1929–2000)
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| #Juan Vicente Gómez (Venezuela) (1908–35)
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| #Manuel Estrada Cabrera (Guatemala) (1898–1920)
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| #Jorge Ubico (Guatemala) (1931–44)
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| #Fulgencio Batista (Cuba) (1952–59)
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| #Rafael Trujillo (Dominican Republic) (1930–61)
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| #Efraín Ríos Montt and the rest of the military junta in Guatemala (1954–86)
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| #Revolutionary Government Junta of El Salvador (1979–82)
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| #Hugo Banzer (Bolivia) (1971–78)
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| #National Reorganization Process (Argentina) (1976–83)
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| #Brazilian military government (1964–85)
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| #Somoza family (Nicaragua) (1936–79)
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| #François Duvalier (Haiti) (1957–71)
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| #Jean-Claude Duvalier (Haiti) (1971–86)
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| #Omar Torrijos (Panama) (1968–81)
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| #Manuel Noriega (Panama) (1983–89)
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| #Alfredo Stroessner (Paraguay) (1954–89)
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| #[[Augusto Pinochet]] (Chile) (1973–90)
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| '''Asia:'''
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| #Syngman Rhee (South Korea) (1948–60)
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| #Park Chung-hee (South Korea) (1961–79)
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| #Chun Doo-Hwan (South Korea) (1979-88)
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| #Ngo Dinh Diem (South Vietnam) (1955–63)
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| #Lon Nol (Cambodia) (1970–75)
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| #Yahya Khan (Pakistan) (1971)
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| #Mohammad Reza Pahlavi (Iran) (1941–79)
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| #Ferdinand Marcos (Philippines) (1965–86)
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| #Muhammad Zia-ul-Haq (Pakistan) (1978–88)
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| #[[Saddam Hussein]] (Iraq) (1982–90)
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| #Suharto (Indonesia) (1967–98)
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| #Truong Tan Sang (Vietnam) (2011–present)
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| #Islam Karimov (Uzbekistan) (1990–present)
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| #Pervez Musharraf (Pakistan) (1999–2008)
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| #Ali Abdullah Saleh (Yemen) (1990–2012)
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| #Emomalii Rahmon (Tajikistan) (1994–present)
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| #Gurbanguly Berdimuhamedow (Turkmenistan) (2006–present)
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| #House of Saud (Saudi Arabia) (1945–present)
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| #Hamad bin Isa Al Khalifa (Bahrain) (1999–present)
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| #Hamad bin Khalifa Al Thani (Qatar) (1995-2013)
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| #Qaboos bin Said al Said (Oman)
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| #Hashemite Dynasty (Jordan) (1951–present)
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| #United Arab Emirates (1994–present)
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| '''Africa:'''
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| #King Hassan II, predecessors and successors (Morocco) (1777-present)
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| #Gaafar Nimeiry (Sudan) (1969–85)
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| #Samuel Doe (Liberia) (1980–90)
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| #[[Apartheid]] South Africa (1948–94)
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| #Meles Zenawi (Ethiopia) (1991–2012)
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| #Teodoro Obiang Nguema Mbasogo (Equatorial Guinea) (1979–present)
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| #Mobutu Sese Seko (Democratic Republic of the Congo) (1965–97)
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| #Hissène Habré (Chad) (1982–90)
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| #Hosni Mubarak (Egypt) (1981-2011)
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| #Idriss Déby (Chad) (1990–present)
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| #Yoweri Museveni (Uganda) (1986–present)
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| #Zine El Abidine Ben Ali (Tunisia) (1987–2010)
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| #Paul Kagame (Rwanda) (2000–present)
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| '''Europe:'''
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| #[[Francisco Franco]] (Francoist Spain) (1936–75).
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| #Greek military junta (1967–74)
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| #António de Oliveira Salazar (Portugal) (1932-74)
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| #Turkish military junta (Turkey) (1980-91)
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| Everywhere the US has stepped foot in the last 214 years of its virtually unbroken stream of war, it has '''DESTABILIZED''' and '''DOMINATED''' nations, virtually eliminating democracy by engaging in elite terrorist activities, the intended consequence of which is the creation of droves of commercial terrorists. The US is a terrorist-manufacturing apparatus of a scope & scale that has no counterparts in human history. '''{{wikilink|United_States_involvement_in_regime_change|}}'''
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| == Murica and Its Fuck Buddies Wage War on [[Iran]]==
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| [[File:Iran_Raping_Israel.jpg|thumb|400px|America and its [[Bitches|allies]] are afraid that [[Holocaust|the greatest lulzfest ever might happen again]] to their [[Jews Control The Media|Jewish Masters]] if Iran develops [[Shoop Da Whoop| NUCLEAR WEAPONS]]!!]]
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| [[File:MittRomney_Rape_Face.jpg|thumb|left|200px| This is [[Mitt Romney]]`s insidious [[Trollface|rape face]] as he fantasizes over raping Iran with Amurika`s [[Sex toys|WEAPONS OF WARR]]!!!]]
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| Like an out-of-control international, [[Edarem| serial rapist]], America and its [[BDSM]] buddies, the [[Eurofags]], are allegedly suffering from too much chronic [[butthurt]] caused by Iran's ever growing [[Rape|nuclear]] capacity. They are afraid that [[Epic Win| the Poorsians will use their future nukes to wipe out the festering shitstain known as Israel off the map]].
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| [https://www.globalresearch.ca/israel-admits-that-iran-does-not-have-a-nuclear-weapons-program/28726 In actuality, the Americans have no concentrate proof that Iran is actually developing nuclear weapons]. Even if Iran is developing [[Dildos|nuclear armaments]], [[Holocaust| cleaning up the festering Kike infestation known as Israel would probably be good for the world!]] The truth is American doesn't actually give a [[Flying Spaghetti Monster]] fuck about Iran's nuclear program (besides the fact that America has to protect its [[Jewish]] overlords in [[Israel]] from the scary Persians!). They actually want to invade Iran just to satisfy their insatiable urge to shove their [[Bombs|military cocks]] down [[DAT ASS| another brown-person country's ass]] (since raping [[Iraq]] beforehand wasn't enough to satisfy Amurikans horny military libido). The epic result would be some [[Cum|nice, black, gooey oil]] coming out of Iran's sorely penetrated arse!
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| [[Truth| Too bad pwning Iran IRL for the American Spartans isn't going to be anywhere as easy as the 300 Spartans pwning the Puuu-rrrrrsians.]] The funny thing is that many [[Idiots| Amurikan soldiers]] don`t think that.
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| Yep they think Iran is going to be another easy military-rape victim as I-Rack. [https://www.thedailybeast.com/newt-gingrich-mitt-romney-and-gop-forget-iraq-mistake-in-push-for-iran-war Bad idea, dumbfucks!]
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| ==[[Fact]]s about America==
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| <!-- pic absent [[Image:americalikesitinthebutt.jpg|thumb|Proof that the USA likes it in the butt.]] -->
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| Control, corruption, and the pursuit of stupidity. A look into some interesting factoids of the world's most embarrassing mess of a country:
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| #Virtually every American believes that, despite a corporate owned government, a deadweight economy, monstrous levels of prejudice and discrimination, rampant obesity, patent hypocrisy, a two-class society, cable news, growing politicization, and spray-on cheese, that this is the greatest country to ever exist. [[no|How cute]].
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| #In America, everyone is fat and ugly and horrifically ignorant.
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| #The US constitution is a checklist of privileges the government is going to take away from you.
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| #50% of Americans don't know the nearest star is called "the sun", how far away that star is, or how long it takes for the earth to travel around it.
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| #In America, it is wrong to criticize anyone based on their weight - even if they weigh over 500 fucking pounds.
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| #90% of Americans know that in WWII 6 million jews died, but have no idea how many Americans.
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| #In entry to America, your IQ drops 20 points and your waistline expands 20 inches.
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| #In America you can get a pizza delivered to your house faster than you can get an ambulance.
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| #The USA and the PRC are different in name only.
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| #In America, you MUST love the [[Jews]] or else you're a Nazi.
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| #In America, [[niggers]] are either sent to prison, or the Presidency.
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| #In America, serial killers have fan clubs.
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| #In America, there are more fat people than there are people.
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| #In America, when a group of [[911|muslims kill civilians]], they are called cowards. When an American soldier kills civilians, they are called heroes.
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| #In America, they'll tell you to "git out of America if you don't like it", even if you aren't in America. However It's illegal to commit suicide and you'll get shot if you do try to cross the border OUT. Truth be told you can't leave America if the government doesn't want you to.
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| #In America, people think that the reason they didn't win the lottery is because they didn't pray hard enough.
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| #In America, people get in their cars and drive to their mailbox.
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| #In America, all women believe they are entitled to date a 6 foot tall, millionaire fireman with two PhD's and a 10 inch dick.
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| #In America, all men think they are entitled to date a borderline anorexic supermodel with tits bigger than her head and a PhD in sucking what's left of their dick.
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| #In America, you must side with the opposite party of the president, and you'll have to change your political party every time a different president gets into office.
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| #In America, the sacred right of voting is so important you must wait until you are an adult of 18 to exercise it, but you have to be 21 to drink a beer.
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| #In America, it is mandatory to despise anyone who doesn't vote for a bought-and-paid scumbag politician.
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| #In America, they believe that voting will make a difference and that letting others choose for them somehow makes their votes more powerful.
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| #In America, there is no bigger sin than not owning a television.
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| #In America, media figures calling Obama a "[[truth|Nazi communist fascist Muslim Antichrist]]" are taken seriously.
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| #In America they have drive-through ATMs with braille lettering.
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| #In America there are handicap parking places in front of skating rinks.
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| #In America, men believe [[Circumcision|removing 40% of the penis (roughly five hundred thousand nerves)]] will somehow not lessen sensation.
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| #In America, the military advertises in the help wanted section.
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| #In America anyone with a Spanish name is instantly demoted to "dirty brown Mexican" status regardless of how [[European|cold, bland, and pasty]] he or she may actually be.
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| #When traveling abroad, most Americans believe that the native population of whatever country they are visiting should speak perfect and unaccented English, even though the only thing they themselves know how to say in the native language is "Where's the bathroom?"
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| #In many countries in the world, people don't make enough money to eat. In America, people pay money to lose weight.
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| #In America, it's common to see a single person driving around in a giant truck/SUV that can easily seat 20 people and only gets 6 miles to the gallon.
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| #In America, having a huge, noisy, gas-guzzling vehicle makes other Americans think your penis is HUGE.
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| #In America, working 20 hours a week longer than the average European to uphold an equal lifestyle is seen as a virtue.
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| #In America, people with no health insurance rabidly protest the government wanting to give everyone health insurance.
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| #In America, if you question them dumping toxic chemicals into the food and water supply, they'll call you a dirty hippy and beat the shit out of you.
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| #In America, writing on the sidewalk with chalk is considered destruction of public property.
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| #In America, they don't know that the Film Harry Potter is in English.
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| #In America, You must Hate Arabs with all your soul and heart, or they'll think you're a traitor that needs to die.
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| #In America, they'll fucking murder you if you believe people shouldn't have the right to spew out a hoard of screaming brats.
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| #In America, they'll fucking murder you if you admit to being an atheist.
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| #In America, they'll fucking murder you for being a fag.
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| #In America, they'll fucking murder you for wearing a turban.
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| #In America, they'll fucking murder you for being more free than the average free man.
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| #In America, they'll fucking murder you for pointing out their hypocrisy, use logic and reality to prove them wrong, win an argument against them, or for telling the truth.
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| #In America, they'll fucking murder you for talking shit about their beloved taxes.
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| #In America, everyone is convinced USA won WWII, despite every serious historian knowing that USSR defeated the Reich, Americans just came over Europe to loot what's left before Soviets could.
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| #In America, they'll fucking murder you for pointing that the real reason of the end of the Cold War was a through systemic defences induced implosion of the Communism, so its historically incorrect to say the USA won the Cold War, actually the most US-Americans think that only because they are uneducated.
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| #The average penis size of men (of all racial backgrounds, including [[The Great Black Dick Hoax|blacks]]) in the USA is only 5.1", the lowest on the American Double-Continent; probably due to unhealthy food.
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| #The USA waging a war against [[Islam|Terrorism]] and for Democracy, but ironically they are allied with [[Saudi Arabia]], a totalitarian state which supports Terrorism
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| #The USA had always supported (in Southern Vietnam, in Chile, in Indonesia), and nowadays still support Dictatorships and repressive regimes, an other instance of their hypocrisy
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| #In America, they'll fucking murder you for talking about their lost (in Vietnam, in Afghanistan ect.) or their power political and economical motivated wars and military interventions (the Yugoslavian Wars, the War in Iraq or the Military Intervention in Libya)
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| #US-Americans are to stupid and/or to uneducated to realize that USA is not a Democracy any more
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| #In America 400,000 people die every year from the effects of obesity
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| #In America, they'll fucking murder you for talking about the Human Rights Violations, War Crimes and Crimes against Humanity committed by their Military
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| #In America, they'll just fucking murder you, okay?
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| ==USA-Russian Relations==
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| [[File:Russiawantswar.jpg|thumb|500px]]
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| [[Russia]], America's evil [[lie|commie]] rival, is well known for being a [[irony|terrorist country in the modern era]]. Both superpowers have vastly different goals;
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| America works to make the world [[bullshit|a better place]] by:
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| #Instilling and Supporting the rise of democracy, by destabilizing Democratic countries and installing Dictators.
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| #Making once-great countries into terrorist shitholes; See: [[Syria]], [[Iraq]], [[Afghanistan]].
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| #Using Political Assassins to murder people trying to get anything good done.
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| #Imprisoning the most people in the world, while trying to say its' the freest place.
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| #Murdering its own citizens.
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| #Censoring and [[NSA|spying]] on its citizens.
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| #Electing idiots like [[Reagan]] and [[Dubya|Bush]].
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| However, Russia works [[for the lulz|for the devil]] by:
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| #Instilling Traditionalist values, such as [[Divide by Zero|making women not act like whores]].
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| #Invading [[lie|innocent]], perfectly peaceful countries for the lulz.
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| #Fighting against [[redundant|Homosexual faggotry]].
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| #Hax0ring teh US intarwebz. Again, for the lulz.
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| #[[irony|Trading with China]].
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| #Beating up the members of attention-whoring and a-political Pseudo-Oppositionist Feminazi Band [[Pussy Riot]]. Good job.
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| #Being evil Commie Atheist scum; even though most Russians are right-wing and very religious.
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| ==Trolling Americans==
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| #Point out their obesity statistics
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| #Ask why American teens' role models are all either [[sluts]] or [[niggers]]
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| #Mention the [[Vietnam War]]
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| #Ask when the last [[School Shooting]] was
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| #[[Le_56_Face|Point out that they have the lowest percentage of white people in the Western world]]
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| #Further shame them by informing them that official US census data defines [https://newsfeed.time.com/2012/09/07/egyptian-immigrant-wants-to-be-reclassified-as-black/ anyone from the Middle East and North Africa as "white"]
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| #Tell them the Americans joined last second and made no meaningful contributions in Europe in both World Wars
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| #Ask a geography question
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| #Criticize their ancestors for wiping out the Native Americans
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| #Speak a language other than English
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| #Ask why, if they are white, their closest allies are [[Jews]] and [[sand niggers]]
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| #Mention the Iraq war
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| #Tell them [[China|a communist country]] is now the largest economy
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| #Ask why they are the only country outside of [[Africa]] without free health care
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| #Tell them all meaningful American inventions were made by immigrants
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| #Ask why American soldiers raped so many Japanese women during World War II
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| #[[Edward Snowden|Leak government secrets showcasing how shitty the country is]]
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| #Say Tim Berners-Lee's invention of the World Wide Web was more important than the invention of the internet
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| #Ask why they are the only country (apart from [[Shit no one cares about|two irrelevant third world countries]]) to not use the metric system
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| #Tell them the Soviet Union won the Space Race
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| ==The Pinnacle of [[oxymoron|American Intellectuals]]==
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| ==A MESSAGE FROM THE QUEEN==
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| To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II,
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| In light of your failure in recent years to nominate competent candidates for President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately. (You should look up 'revocation' in the Oxford English Dictionary.) Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths, and territories (except North Dakota, which she does not fancy). Your new Prime Minister, David Cameron, will appoint a Governor for America without the need for further elections. Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire may be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed.
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| To aid in the transition to a British Crown dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:
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| #The letter 'U' will be reinstated in words such as 'colour,' 'favour,' 'labour' and 'neighbour.' Likewise, you will learn to spell 'doughnut' without skipping half the letters, and the suffix '-ize' will be replaced by the suffix '-ise.' Generally, you will be expected to raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels. (look up 'vocabulary').
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| #Using the same twenty-seven words interspersed with filler noises such as ''like' and 'you know' is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication. There is no such thing as U.S. English. We will let Microsoft know on your behalf. The Microsoft spell-checker will be adjusted to take into account the reinstated letter 'u'' and the elimination of '-ize.'
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| #July 4th will no longer be celebrated as a holiday.
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| #You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers, or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows that you're not quite ready to be independent. Guns should only be used for shooting grouse. If you can't sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist, then you're not ready to shoot grouse.
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| #Therefore, you will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous than a vegetable peeler, although a permit will be required if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public.
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| #All intersections will be replaced with roundabouts, and you will start driving on the left side with immediate effect. At the same time, you will go metric with immediate effect and without the benefit of conversion tables. Both roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British sense of humour.
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| #The former USA will adopt UK prices on petrol (which you have been calling gasoline) of roughly $10/US gallon. Get used to it.
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| #You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French fries are not real chips, and those things you insist on calling potato chips are properly called crisps. Real chips are thick cut, fried in animal fat, and dressed not with catsup but with vinegar.
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| #The cold, tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all. Henceforth, only proper British Bitter will be referred to as beer, and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as Lager. South African beer is also acceptable, as they are pound for pound the greatest sporting nation on earth and it can only be due to the beer. They are also part of the British Commonwealth - see what it did for them. American brands will be referred to as Near-Frozen Gnat's Urine, so that all can be sold without risk of further confusion.
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| #Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as good guys. Hollywood will also be required to cast English actors to play English characters. Watching Andie Macdowell attempt English dialect in Four Weddings and a Funeral was an experience akin to having one's ears removed with a cheese grater.
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| #You will cease playing American football. There is only one kind of proper football; you call it soccer. Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which has some similarities to American football, but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like a bunch of nancies).
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| #Further, you will stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an event called the World Series for a game which is not played outside of America. Since only 2.1% of you are aware there is a world beyond your borders, your error is understandable. You will learn cricket, and we will let you face the South Africans first to take the sting out of their deliveries.
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| #You must tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us mad.
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| #An internal revenue agent (i.e. tax collector) from Her Majesty's Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all monies due (backdated to 1776).
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| #Daily Tea Time begins promptly at 4 p.m. with proper cups, with saucers, and never mugs, with high quality biscuits (cookies) and cakes; plus strawberries (with cream) when in season.
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| #You will all be required to unquestioningly love and admire Duchess Catherine Middleton. However since your media have already persuaded your love to her, less enforcement will be measured.
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| <big><big>'''God Save the Queen!'''</big></big>
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| ==Gallery==
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| Image:Worldmap.jpg|Map of the UEA.
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| Image:United_States_of_America.jpg|Give us your oil.
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| Image:Americanmilitaryhistory.jpg|American Military History
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| Image:America_won_WW2.jpg|Home of the [[W|brave]].
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| File:America Pets that look like their owners.jpg|America is Israel's bitch.
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| File:American Mass Shooting Recipe.jpg
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| Image:StatueofLiberty.jpg|Goddess Semiramis
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| Image:philip k dick - man in the high castle cover-penguin classics.jpg|After [[WW2]] the United States employed enough former Nazis to constantly [[Cripple|deform]] its society.
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| Image:ZameriCANTO.jpg|Artist rendering of how the average American views their country on the world stage.
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| Image:USApwr.jpg|[[Do_not_want|How America responds to everything. This is why you don't want to fuck with them, unless you prefer living in a radioactive crater.]]
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| Image:American mcdonalds.jpg|American drive-thru
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| Image:American delicacy.jpg|An all-American delicacy
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| Image:Americat.jpg|Typical American Siamese cat
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| Image:Jewmerica.jpg|Flag of Jewmerica, also called the USA, an external territory of Israel.
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| File:Debtshit.jpg
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| Image:AmericasWorld.gif
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| Image:AmericanCrimeSolution.jpg|Guns vs Butthurt
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| Image:Corkscrew_Missile.jpg|'Smart' technology
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| File:Modern America 2017.jpg|America in 2017
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| File:JewishcontrolofUSGovernment.jpg|How corporations control the gov't
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| Image:Bombtheshitoutaya.jpg|Just a little correction
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| File:American Fag flag.jpg
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| Image:StarOfCampDavid.png|Every true American is a Zionist
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| Image:USship NO U.jpg|Typical American ship captain "[[NO U|NO U DIVERT YOUR COURSE]]"
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| Image:The solution.jpg|What needs to be done
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| File:For Drugs And Oil.jpg
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| File:Russia 1917 USA 2017.jpg
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| Image:Taking Liberties by domnx.jpg|I'd hit it
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| Image:ED USflag.png|How the US flag will look, circa 2012.The end of the world.
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| Image:Liberty-momg.jpg|The Statue of Liberty watches over and protects the country.
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| Image:Fatass.jpg|The United States Fag
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| Image:All our jews.jpg|They started using [[chikins|chickens]] when they ran out of [[Jews]].
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| File:Middleeastpolicy.jpg
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| File:American Measurements.jpg
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| File:Middleeastbeforeandafterdemocracy.jpg|The [[Middle East]] - before and after US 'intervention'
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| Image:didyoumeanamerican.jpg
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| File:USAvsRussia22.jpg|Americunts vs russkies
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| File:Europehistoryusahistory.png|Yurop vs Jew Ess Aye
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| File:Burgerfeminism.jpg|Burgerbrains in action
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| File:UKverUS.jpg|Jolly old brits vs savage americunts
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| File:Osamagoodguy.jpg|[[Osama]] used to be considered a good goy by the US.
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| File:Usahomeless.jpg|America cant even take care of its [[Homeless]]
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| File:Legalillegal.jpg|American legal system
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| File:Americapuppet.jpg|America is the puppet of [[Israel]]
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| File:Oldwhiteppl.png|Old white men 'hold back' the country
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| File:Truecourage.jpg|American courage
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| Image:Usburn2.gif|[[Jews|Some people]] wish it were illegal to burn the US flag IRL
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| Image:Crazed1.jpg|As true today as it was in 1907
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| Image:redneckdrawing.jpg|Typical Americans and their cars.
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| Image:AYENATIONDIVIDED.jpg|[[obvious|This was obviously made by an Americunt.]]
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| Image:New usa flag.jpg|Flag of the United Socialist States of America
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| Image:USofIsrael.png|Flag of the United States of Israel
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| Image:For God and Country.jpg|What every proud American ought to do
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| Image:ConfederateFlag4.png|Flag of the Confederate States of America
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| Image:America fuck yeah woman.jpg|[[America|FUCK YEAH!]]
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| Image:Christian fundie retards.jpg|America, the [[christian|Christfag]] nation.
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| Image:China and usa.jpg|The USA gets a lot of [[shit]] from [[China]]
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| Image:Nazi amaerica.jpg|The true face of [[Nazi Germany|America]], in all it's glory!
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| Image:Evolution_-_American_Evolution.jpg|American Evolution
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| Image:America_-_eCards_-_White_Trash_Problem.jpg
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| Image:Successful opposite of America.jpg|How to be successful - just don't be an American
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| Image:America_-_Space_Exploration.jpg
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| Image:America_-_The_American_Dream.jpg
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| Image:LOL_Cats_-_Captions_-_America_Cat.jpg
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| File:Ameriburger Confrontation.jpg|Confronting an Amerifat.
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| File:AmericanMongrelvsWhiteEthnicRussian.jpg|The American Alternative Right got it!
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| File:American Multiracial Future.jpg|A bad message to [[Racist]]s of all Races
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| File:TheTruthaboutAmerica.jpg|True words about America spoken out of the mouth of an American
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| ==See Also==
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| [[File:Merchant of liberty.png|right|650px|link=Israel]]
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| *[[4th of July]]
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| *[[American language]]
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| *[[Americunts]]
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| *[[AMERICA FUCK YEAH!!]]
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| *[[America's Third Party]]
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| *[[Archer]]
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| *[[Cancer]]
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| *[[Darth Cheney]]
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| *[[Diabeetus]]
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| *[[Joe Biden]] - The current president of the Jewnited States.
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| *[[The Donald|Donald J. Trump]] - The former president of the Jewnited States.
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| *[[Senator Barack Hussein Obama]] - A former USA president, and current has-been
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| *[[fat|Heart disease]]
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| *[[Hetalia]]
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| *[[Jim Traficant]]
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| *[[drunk|Lakotastan]]
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| *[[redneck|Manifest Destiny]]
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| *[[Native American]]
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| *[[Obesity]]
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| *[[Paula Deen]]
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| *[[Pindos]]
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| *[[Retard]]
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| *[[Unwarranted self importance]]
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| *[[W]]
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| *[[White people]]
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| *[[White Nationalism]]
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| *[[Why do you hate America?]]
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| == External Links ==
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| *{{UkrED|США|UkrDramatica's article on this}}
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| *'''{{archive|Y6b0y|What Russia thinks of America}}''' - '''WARNING:''' High levels of [[mental retardation]]
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| *'''{{archive|BybCA|Good place for showing your American hate for Muslims and vice versa}}'''
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| *'''{{archive|aSccx|A severely butthurt American complaining and denying about the fact that the USA is definitely a terrorist nation due to the USA's constant bullying wars of piss-poor, weak nations. In actuality the USA is the #1 terrorist nation in the world Amerifags :-p Take that!}}'''
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| *<s>[http://backtobasicsamericawebsite.com A typical website by a concerned American! Notice the grammar.]</s> (dead)
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| *'''{{archive|d0beC|Escape From America Magazine. ''America – The Grim Truth''}}'''
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| *'''{{archive|pMbqB|A photo collection of average Americans}}'''
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| *[https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-207079/Evolution-banned-US-schools.html Evolution is banned from US schools]
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