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| {{Ibhead|<big>'''Saint Tarrant'''</big>}}
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| {{Ibrow|'''Born'''|October 27, 1990 ({{age|1990|10|27}} years old)}}
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| {{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Australia|Ausfailian]] [[File:MiniflagAustralia.png]]}}
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| {{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|Gym trainer, kebab removalist}}
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| {{Ibrow|'''[[High score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 51, injured 40}}
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| {{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|{{highscorelist}} [[File:Ed high score bronze medal.png|12px|link=]] (Oceania: 1st!)}}
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| {{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS single player, open world VR}}
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| {{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No; captured}}
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| {{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|Kebab Removalism}}
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| 2019. Just when everyone thought the year would be [[shit]] and lackluster, <span class="blink" style="color:#f00;font-weight:bold;">A NEW CHALLENGER APPEARS!!!!</span> <sup>([[Suzano School Shooting|+2 others!]])</sup> '''Saint Brenton Harrison Tarrant'''{{nazi}}, a.k.a. the '''Tarrantula''' and the '''Kiwi Kebab Killer''', is a heroic [[IRL]] JC Denton [[Aussie]] [[troll]] who took it upon himself to remove the [[Islam|Mooslem]] filth from a country whose existence was questionable at best. Fictitious or not, all [[experts]] agreed that [[New Zealand]] was the last place on Earth to find Muzzlims. Before going on his rampage, Brenton posted his manifesto to [[8chan]] and [[4chan]]; there, he namedropped famous Swedish neo-Nazi [[PewDiePie]] and Norwegian [[World of Warcraft|WoW]] aficionado [[Anders Behring Breivik]] as inspirations. This resulted in massive amounts of [[lulz]] and butthurt from the lamestream media who took his massive shitpost of a manifesto at face value, including the ever-trustworthy [[Jews|(((CNN)))]].
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| Like every other [[white devil]] before and after him, Brenton lacked originality and elected to lazily cover the same ground as [[Mossad|ISIS]] by gunning down unarmed civilians in a house of worship. Perhaps [[Dumbass|counterintuitively]], he believed that this would somehow influence the gun laws in an entirely different country and culminate in a civil war that would end with his ascension to the coveted role of '''king of the white pplz''' (though the title has already been claimed by [[Breivheart]]). While the lucrative Kebab Removal business is considered to be a well-respected trade, this koala molester shamed the profession by defacing his guns with autistic [[The Fourteen Words|white nationalist slogans]], the [[Shit nobody cares about|names of some dead European cunts]], and memes staler than the rice cakes in your grandma's cupboard. Leave it to an Australian to shitpost this hard in real life.
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| {{Quote|'''Remember lads, subscribe to [[PewDiePie]].'''|Brenton Tarrant, minutes before topping the Oceanic leaderboard.}}
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| ==His Manifesto==
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| [[File:Brenton Gf.jpg|thumb|Somehow, a woman decided to mate with this troglodyte.]]
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| {{center|{{frame|{{morphquote|mqtest3|background-color: lightsteelblue; width: 600px; min-height: 225px;|font-weight: bold;
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| |As I sat there in the parking lot, in my rental car, I watched a stream of the invaders walk through the shopping centre’s front doors.
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| I had seen enough, and in anger, drove out of the town
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| I broke into tears, sobbing alone in the car.|Brenton, crying like a bitch because he saw a bunch of niggers.
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| |We must inevitably correct the disaster of hedonistic,nihilistic individualism. But it will '''take take''' some time.|A guy who doesn't know how typing or punctuation works is going to save the west.
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| |The United States is in turmoil, more so that at any other time in history.|What is "The Civil War"?
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| |Replacement|50 matches found, ''Ctrl+f.''
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| |Yes, the person that has influenced me above all was [[Candace Owens]].|[[Trololo]].
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| |Spyro the dragon 3 taught me ethno-nationalism. Fortnite trained me to be a killer and to floss on the corpses of my enemies.|Aw, it wasn't [[Marilyn Manson]] this time around?
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| Combine [[Dylann Storm Roof]]'s and [[Anders Behring Breivik]]'s incoherent ramblings about race, [[Elliot Rodger]]'s emotional overreactions to seeing people he dislikes, a healthy helping of the [[Unabomber]]'s neo-Luddism, and a generous amount of [[Charles Manson]]'s delusions of starting a race war (though this is true for nearly every mass shooter who thinks they'll start a revolution), and you will get Tarrant's gay fucking manifesto, but with [[over 9000]]% more memes.
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| In his typo-laden 80-page manifesto filled with old memes and faggish poetry (some of it is his own), Tarrant lays out his worldview and goal, which boils down to him seeing a bunch of [[niggers]] one time and getting so angry that he drove off in a huff while crying and concluding that [[Lolwut|an Australian gym trainer who shoots up a mosque in New Zealand would start a race war in America]]. Originally, the manifesto was much longer but Brenton rewrote The Great Replacement and turned it into a giant shitpost, because that would totally get his political beliefs across. In between trolling the [[normie]] media and inexplicable lapses in intelligibility, Brenton explains his grand scheme which essentially is to make [[Gun control|American liberals repeal the Second Amendment]], followed by a civil war that will divide the country by race. This will all end [[Typo|with with]] the revival of the white race, all thanks to [[Jesus|him]].
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| The reality is that New Zealand, which already had tight gun laws, took this opportunity to tighten them even more while planning to show their tolerance by increasing third world immigration. Meanwhile, just like every other spree killer with a manifesto about how his actions will change the world, [[Fail|Brenton will spend the rest of his life in jail, watching as nothing happens and society forgets him]]. This is hardly a punishment since New Zealand [[Habbo Hotel|prisons]] are quite comfortable. In any case, Brenton is Australian so the majority of his ancestors were probably career criminals used to life behind bars.
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| [[File:Brenton Tarrant Hair.jpg|thumb|left|750px|Note the full head of hair—more proof that [[Bald|hair loss]] correlates with a higher chance of becoming [[batshit insane]].]] [[File:Brenton Tarrant 2006.jpg|thumb|Tarrant with his feral ghoul father.]]
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| [[File:Brenton Tarrant Pakistan FB.png|thumb|Tarrant recounts the kindness and hospitality of [[Pakistanis]] before killing a bunch of them back home.]]
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| ==Brenton Visits Mosque==
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| [[File:Brenton Tarrant Arrested.jpg|thumb|right|Poetic justice: it takes a baldie to catch a baldie.]]
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| [[File:Brenton Tarrant New Zealander of the Year.png|thumb|right|The first [[Aussie|Strayan]] to win. Good on ya, m8!]]
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| |[[File:Christchurch_compressed.mp4|750px]]<center>'''Full livestream with no audio cutoff.'''</center>
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| |[[File:Linwood_aftermath.mov|750px]]<center>'''Aftermath at Linwood.'''</center>
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| |[[File:Tarrant_arrested_full.mp4|750px]]<center>'''Blatant [[police brutality]]. They don't even try to hide it in New Zealand.'''</center>
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| |[[File:Christchurch_navy_seal_7news.webm|750px]]<center>'''Teh media as accurate as always.'''</center>
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| }}|border=#FFFFFF|background=#FFFFFF}}</center>
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| Before going on his shooting spree, Brenton posted a thread on [[8chan]] to share his manifesto and photos and set up his GoPro livestream. All suited up, he advises his audience to "subscribe to [[PewDiePie]]." The stream follows him driving to his destination, the [[Pedophilia apologia|Masjid Al Noor]] mosque by Hagley Park, the only large mosque in town that was {{archive|Hz3Rs|previously suspected}} {{archive|aKb9y|of generating}} {{archive|g34xj|violent radicals}}, all while playing "[[Remove Kebab]]", Arthur Brown's "Fire", a ''Fallschirmjäger'' bass remix, and the ''Initial D'' theme song "Gas Gas Gas". Thankfully, because it was Friday in a heavily Muslim-infested part of town, traffic was light and he arrived quickly, so we are spared his top ten anime songs playlist and favorite YTPMVs. He goes down a narrow driveway and nearly gets stuck trying to turn around, calling his mistake "[[Fail|some Austin Powers shit]]"; so much for careful planning.
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| With the British Grenadiers (a song people have been dying to for the past 3 centuries) blasting out of his sound system, our protagonist grabs his AR-15 and semi-auto shotgun that's smeared with retarded /pol/ slogans and calmly makes his way towards the front entrance. The bystanders pay no attention to what they assume is a fellow jihadi returning from Syria. After his brother greets him at the door, Brenton starts off stylishly with some shotgun blasts into the crowd before switching to his trusty assault rifle. After emptying all of his mags into the piles of bodies and having nothing left to do, he stands bewildered then walks back outside to grab another AR-15. He strolls in again and skewers the resting kebabs for a few minutes (ensuring they don't use their Mohammedan powers to turn [[Zombies|undead]]).
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| Brenton walks out yet AGAIN to shoot a woman who was napping on the sidewalk. He stares at a jerrycan of gasoline and contemplates burning the place down, but for some reason mumbles "there's not enough time," despite continuing to meander for another minute. He leaves some guns in the driveway, gets in his car, and takes off, turning the dead woman into a halal speed bump in the process. He nervously drives north on Deans Avenue with several loaded guns beside him. He brakes, shoots out his window at some passersby, frantically turns a couple of corners, runs out of service, and the stream ends.
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| After streaming, Brenton visits the Linwood Islamic Centre and removes an additional seven kebabs for dessert. According to the [[old media]], a [[mudslime]] threw a credit card machine at our protagonist who got spooked, presumably under the assumption that it was a bomb (because let's be honest, [[Allahu Akbar|it wouldn't be out of the ordinary]]), and runs away in panic. En route to his 'bonus objective', a mosque in Ashburton, he was [[Pwnt|rammed off-road]] and [[Win|finally busted by the pigs 20 minutes after he fired his first shot]].
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| == Loadout ==
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| {{cg|'''Tarrant & Co. Pest and Kebab Removal Services Ltd.'''|cg1|center|<gallery perrow="6">
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| File:Brenton Tarrant Arsenal 1.jpg|Note the autistic scribbling of nonsense—he was a true 8chanfag.
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| File:Brenton Tarrant Arsenal 2.png|Appalling.
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| File:Brenton Tarrant Arsenal 3.jpg|Airsoft kit put to good use at last.
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| File:Brenton Tarrant Arsenal 4.jpg|Had 40-round PMAGs and a 60-round drum mag...
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| File:Brenton Tarrant Arsenal 5.jpg|...yet did all that unnecessary reloading and switching between magazines?
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| File:Brenton Tarrant Arsenal 6.jpg|So much for customization.
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| </gallery>|<gallery perrow="6">
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| File:Brenton Tarrant Arsenal 7.jpg
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| File:Brenton Tarrant Arsenal 8.jpg
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| </gallery>}}
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| {|class="wikitable" width="60%"
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| !colspan="2"|Class Setup
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| |-<!-- DONGS NIGGA-->
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| !Accessories/Bonus
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| *'''Primary''': [[Assault Rifle|AR15 Full Semi-Automatic]] w/ Hera Arms CQR Stock + Magpul PMAGs
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| <center>[[File:GTA4IconsBrentonTarrantAR1.png|140px]]</center>
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| *Paintball experience & Gov-issued gun license to non-citizen. High capacity mags for moar ammo and solid stock for comfier recoil.
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| *'''Secondary''': Mossberg 930 semi-auto shotgun w/ red dot sight
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| <center>[[Image:GTA4IconsBrentinTarrantShotgun.png|140px]]</center>
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| *Can be bought online after you easily apply for a gun license.
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| *'''Perk 1''': Ghost Pro
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| <center>[[File:ATS_Ghost_Pro.png|90px]]</center>
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| *Invisible against Spy Planes and Christchurch Central Police Station.
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| *'''Perk 2''': Slight Hand Tremor Pro
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| <center>[[File:Perk_sleight_of_hand_256_pr.png|90px]]</center>
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| *Increases reloading time for all weapons, makes the shooter switch magazines randomly.
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| *'''Spell''': [[Nazi]]
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| <center>[[File:Swastika_Alpha.png|80px]]</center>
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| *Increased damage against Muslims, Kiwis, Jews, Americans, and non-Aryans.
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| |}
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| </div>
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| ==Meme Review==
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| {{GradedScore|'''51'''|(40 injured) Second deadliest mass shooting in the civilized (non-American/warzone) world|10|Could've killed far more mudslimes; pussied out due to a thrown card machine|'''40'''|Plays Remove Kebab, baits media, fucks with Candace Owens, and a million other memes; the first post-ironic shooter|20|NZ peacefags horrified, as are Mudslimes the world over. '''TABLES TURNED MUTHAFUCKAS!!!1!!'''|20|Overall excellence in style, planning, [[Patrick Crusius|copy]][[Payton Gendron|cats]], and butthurt|141|S++|<big>[[Breivik|"Breiv]][[Mel Gibson|heart"]]</big><br>Ausfags are even better at mass shooting than Burgers, proving shitpost supremacy once and for all}}
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| {{CustomWantedLevel|3|[[File:PoliceOfViceAndVirtue.jpg|250px]]|Sharia Police}}
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| ==Generated Lulz==
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| {{cg|'''The Tow Row Row of the Kiwi Grenadier'''|cg2|center|<gallery perrow="6">
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| File:Brenton8chad.png|[[i told u i was hardcore]]
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| File:Brenton Tarrant - Dead woman subscribing to pewdiepie.png|Subbed!
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| File:Brenton Tarrant Pewdiepie Can Beat T Series.png|[[PewDiePie]] still lost
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| File:Brenton Tarrant - Runescape.jpg|Brenton embarks on a quest
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| File:Brenton Tarrant - Hotel Mario.png
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| File:Brenton Tarrant toothpaste.png|Removes troublesome brown stains
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| </gallery>|<gallery perrow="6">
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| File:Brenton Tarrant Australian shitposter making gesture.png
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| File:Brenton Tarrant Knight Templar making white power gesture.png
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| File:PH Boomstick.jpg
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| File:Brenton Tarrant Pornhub.png|Interracial [[pr0n]]
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| File:Oshit.png|how do i tackled tarrant?
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| File:Brenton Tarrant Victory Royale Fortnite.jpg
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| File:Brenton Tarrant anime 1.png|Brenton-chan so [[kawaii]] uwu
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| File:Brenton Tarrant anime 2.png
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| File:Brenton Tarrant Rule 34.jpg|[[Rule 34|Rule 34'd]]
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| File:Brenton Tarrant Rule 34 alt.jpg
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| File:Brenton Tarrant anime 3.png
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| File:Brenton Tarrant anime 4.jpg|Coppers got the wrong guy lmao
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| File:Brenton Tarrant clown world honk.png|[[Clown World|*honk* *honk*]]
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| File:My Little Brenton.jpg|[[Bronies]] just ruin everything
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| File:Brenton Tarrant PewDiePie crikey 1.png|[[Steve Irwin|Crikey!]]
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| File:Brenton Tarrant PewDiePie crikey 2.png
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| File:Brenton Tarrant kebab removal anime.jpg
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| File:Brenton Tarrant kebab removal anime game.jpg
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| File:Brenton Tarrant Gas Gas Gas.jpg|Subaru reports 10% sales increase in first quarter
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| File:Brenton Tarrant - Deus Ex.jpg
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| File:Brenton Tarrant - Australian shitposter irl.jpg
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| File:Brenton Tarrant Jew.png|It was [[Jews|(((them)))]] all along!
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| File:Brenton Tarrant COD MW.jpg|[[Modern Warfare 2|<s>Ultra</s>white nationalist Makarov]]
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| File:Brenton Tarrant - Russell Coight's All Aussie Adventures.jpg
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| File:Brenton Tarrant - Halo Reach.jpg
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| File:Brenton Tarrant CSGO.png
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| File:TarrantNads.jpg
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| File:Chadvsvirgin.jpg
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| File:Brenton Tarrant Lushsux.jpg
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| File:Brenton Tarrant sonnenrad cowboy meme.jpg
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| File:Roof Breivik Tarrant.png|Ambassadors of Lulz
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| File:2w4n23.jpg
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| File:Tarrantula.jpg|Tarrantula
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| File:Aussie lad.jpg
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| File:Brenton 8chan thread.png|[[And nothing of value was lost|8chan speaks the truth!]]
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| File:Letter to Brenton Tarrant 1.jpg|You can (probably) write him a letter with this address
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| ===Endorsements===
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| Despite what the media would have you know, Brenton received widespread support from game developers, musicians, television executives, and [[YouTubers]] as evidenced by the DLCs, music videos, and episodes shown below.
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| |[[File:Brenton Tarrant Ricardo Milos.webm|750px]]
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| |[[File:TarrantAtDoomGates.mov|750px]]
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| |[[File:Brenton Tarrant Don't Stop Me Now.mp4|750px]]
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| |[[File:Brenton Tarrant - Let's play with pewds Csgo de christchurch mosque.mp4|750px]]
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| |[[File:Christchurch-shoop-pewdiepie.webm|750px]]
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| |[[File:Tarrant CS GO Edit.mp4|750px]]
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| |[[File:Tarrant Funky Music.mp4|750px]]
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| |[[File:BrentonTarrantShitpost.mp4|750px]]
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| |[[File:Brenton Tarrant Cartoon Edit.mp4|750px]]
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| |[[File:Brenton Tarrant Payday 2.mp4|750px]]
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| |[[File:DeutschlandReconstruction.mov|750px]]
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| |[[File:TarrantWithGauntlet.mov|750px]]
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| |[[File:Brenton tarrant star wars youtube react.mp4|750px]]
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| |[[File:Hotline Christchurch.webm|750px]]
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| |[[File:Grand theft auto 5 Brenton Tarrant Mod.mov|750px]]
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| |[[File:Super Mosque Massacre.mp4|750px]]
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| |[[File:Tarrant edit.mov|750px]]
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| |[[File:Brenton Tarrant - bruh momento 2.mp4|750px]]
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| |[[File:Mosque shooting minecraft.mp4|750px]]
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| {{Frame|{{fv|eqvids|background-color: #FFFFFF;|font-weight: bold;
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| |[[File:Christchurch-shoop-tf2.webm|750px]]<center>'''Even TF2 celebrated the Kiwi Crusader'''</center>
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| |[[File:Brenton Diss Track.mov|750px]]
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| |[[File:Doom mass shoot shoot.mp4|750px]]
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| |[[File:Christchurch-shoop-annie.webm|750px]]<center>'''Christchurch: The Musical'''</center>
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| |[[File:Christchurch-shoop-ELO.webm|750px]]<center>'''ELO'''</center>
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| |[[File:Christchurch-shoop-pop.webm|750px]]<center>'''[[Wigger|Nick Bean]] also came out in support of Brenton'''</center>
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| |[[File:Christchurch-shoop-prodigy.webm|750px]]<center>'''The Prodigy's review of Brenton's visit'''</center>
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| |[[File:Christchurch-shoop-skrraa.webm|750px]]<center>'''The ting goes...'''</center>
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| |[[File:Christchurch-shoop-trap-nation.webm|750px]]<center>'''Trap Nation'''</center>
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| |[[File:Christchurch-shoop-turbo.webm|750px]]<center>'''Turbo Killer'''</center>
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| |[[File:Tarrant Shooting Electro-Music.webm|750px]]
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| |[[File:Christchurch-shoop-deus-ex.webm|750px]]<center>'''Eidos Interactive's endorsement in Deus Ex'''</center>
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| |[[File:Christchurch-shoop-counterstrike.webm|750px]]<center>'''Turtle Rock Studio's endorsement in Counter-Strike'''</center>
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| |[[File:Christchurch-shoop-GTA.webm|750px]]<center>'''GTA V gives Tarrant a 10/10'''</center>
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| |[[File:Christchurch-shoop-doom.webm|750px]]<center>'''Doom approves'''</center>
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| |[[File:Christchurch-shoop-oblivion.webm|750px]]<center>'''Oblivion was clearly accelerationist'''</center>
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| |[[File:King of the Mosque.mp4|750px]]<center>'''King of the Mosque'''</center>
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| ==The Blame Game==
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| Eager to exploit a mass murder for political gain before the bodies turned cold, retards from every corner of the internet tried to outdo one another in a contest of who could assign blame to the most random target. The contest ended in a 4-way tie between people blaming [[GamerGate]] (despite the movement being over for 5 fucking years) and [[8chan]] ([[4chan]] too), journalists accusing PewDiePie of orchestrating the shooting while mistaking the [[Navy SEAL Copypasta]] for the shooter's actual life story, the classic "Blame Teh Guns!" narrative, and one [https://www.sbs.com.au/news/outrage-as-fraser-anning-blames-nz-attacks-on-muslim-immigration Australian politician arguing that the MudSlimes just had it coming] (which they probably did).
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| Unsurprisingly, New Zealand's parliament voted 119-1 on April 10, 2019, to place more restrictions on the sale of semiautomatics in what seemed to be the fastest case of "[[Gun control|b& the scary gon]]."
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| File:Brianna Wu GamerGate New Zealand.png|"IT WAS [[GamerGate|GAMERGATE]] FROM [[8chan|8CHAN]]!," screeches [[Brianna Wu]].
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| File:Pewdiepussy.jpg|[[Pewdiepie]] first complains about the T-Series (again), then goes "maybe I should deplore this mass murder hmm." He knows where his bread is buttered.
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| File:Milanoblames.jpg|Like most Twitter Hollywood celebs, Alyssa Milano tried to point at [[Trump]].
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| File:2019 christchurch shooting - uk media to blame - @161left.png|Um, OK
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| File:Brenton_Tarrant_tariqnasheed.png|From manbaby playing vidya to "suspected white supremacist"
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| File:1552722564400.jpg|OMGWTFBBQ the [[Party Van]] is coming for YOU
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| File:Ana Valens New Zealand Shooting Blame.jpg|[[Tranny|Ana Valens]] of [[The Daily Dot]].
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| File:Andrew Todd Gamers.jpg|[[Smug|Andrew Todd]] of [[IGN]] and [[Polygon]].
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| File:Andrew Dobson PewDiePie.jpg|And our favorite [[Inflation art|inflationist]] lolcow [[Andrew Dobson]].
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| File:PewDiePie_Twitter_Gangbang.png|Twitter agrees that PewDiePie is completely at fault
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| File:ResetERA-pdpban1.png|[[ResetERA]] wants you to know that being reasonable about PewDiePie is "downplaying hatespeech"
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| File:ResetERA-pdpban4.png|[[James T. Hodgkinson|James Hodgkinson's]] actual political views have nothing to do with what he did, whereas PewDiePie might as well have shot up the mosques himself
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| File:ResetERA-pdpban6.png|[[Jew|Ben Shapiro]], the ultimate gateway to nazism
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| The New Zealand Prime Minister then called a [[ZOG|world leader meeting]] in [[France|Paris]] where the [[EU]] and several [[SNCA|other countries]] agreed not only to [[Gun control|b& the scary gon]] but also get the [[Taking down ED|scary websites clearly to blame for violence b& too]]. Despite it being non-binding, meaning it could just be [[ignore]]d, [[Trump|Emperor Donald]] said [[GTFO|America would not be signing]], citing some pesky piece of minor legislation called [[Free speech|The First Amendment]]. Somewhat ironically, [[T-Series]] signed the agreement too. Several tech companies including major ISPs signed too, meaning the internet is now [[Unrealistic expectations|b&]]. This colossal piece of faggotry had an appropriately faggoty name, the '''Christchurch Call to Action Summit'''.
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| == Crackdown ==
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| Watching Tarrant go on his rampage with plenty of time to fuck around unmolested may lead you to believe that policing is a joke over in New Zealand. Think again, motherfucker! Being basically an extension of [[United Kingdom|Bongistan]], the kiwi police are scouring the web for any and all violations of Sharia law. A teenage kiwi is being held without bail and facing {{archive|TuPfi|FOURTEEN YEARS}} in jail for sharing the livestream. Meanwhile, [[Null]] from the [[Kiwi Farms]] received a letter from NZ police demanding the retention of posts and corresponding IP addresses so that they could go about vanning people for un-loicensed shitposting. In [[Internet Tough Guy]] fashion, Null responded by insulting the police sergeant who sent the email, dropping his own [[powerword]], and bragging that they can't touch him because he resides in [[USA|Burgerland]]. That said, if you live in New Zealand and are guilty of posting stuff related to the massacre, expect to be dragged to prison and raped by a pack of Maoris.
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| <gallery style="text-align:center;">
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| File:NZ Police Null Email1.png|[[Null]] gets an email from New Zealand police
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| File:NZ Police Null Email2.png|Police detective [[btfo]]!
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| File:NZ Police Null Email3.png|Police detective scampers back to his cuckshed
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| </gallery>
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| ==[[Raid backfire|Cuckchurched]]==
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| <center>{{frame|<gallery perrow="3">
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| File:Christchurch shooting 2019 - nz bans 'military style' firearms.png|{{archive|aJ2Vb|{{colortext|WHITE|The classic opening move}}}}
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| File:Christchurch shooting 2019 - nz police repair mosques.png|{{archive|NkwkQ|{{colortext|WHITE|A perfectly valid allocation of police resources}}}}
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| File:Christchurch shooting 2019 - islamic training courses for nz police.png|{{archive|xacpB|{{colortext|WHITE|"Attend, or be foired!"}}}}
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| File:Christchurch shooting 2019 - nz police officer wears islamic headscarf in 'solidarity'.png|{{archive|Evuv9|{{colortext|WHITE|Bulletproof tactical semi-hijab}}}}
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| File:Christchurch shooting 2019 - nz media broadcast muslim call to prayer.png|{{archive|XQFGL|{{colortext|WHITE|State-controlled media}}}}
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| File:Christchurch shooting 2019 - nz prime minister wears islamic headscarf in 'solidarity'.png|{{archive|7a5QO|{{colortext|WHITE|The goddamn Prime Minister}}}}
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| </gallery>|margin=auto|border=#cc142b|background=#00247d}}</center>
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| ==List of Kebabs{{muslim}} Removed==
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| <center>'''''<big>May they be fondled and groped by [[Muhammad]]ﷺ in Jannah, ʾĀmīn.</big>'''''</center>
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| {| style="background-color: transparent; width: 100%;"
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| '''Atta Elayyan''' (33) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]
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| '''Mucad Ibrahim''' (3) [[File:Pedobear mourning small.png]]
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| '''Sayyad Milne''' (14) [[File:Pedobear mourning small.png]]
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| '''Lilik Abdul Hamid''' (57) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]
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| '''Areeb Ahmed''' (27) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]
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| '''Tariq Omar''' (24) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]
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| '''Shahid Suhail''' (35) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]
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| '''Syed Jahandad Ali''' (34) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]
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| '''Haroon Mahmood''' (40) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]
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| '''Farhaj Ahsan''' (30) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]
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| '''Maheboob Khokhar''' (65) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]
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| '''Muhammad Haziq Mohd-Tarmizi''' (17) [[File:Pedobear mourning small.png]]
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| '''Asif Vora''' (58) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]
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| '''Ramiz Vora''' (28) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]
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| '''Ansi Alibava''' (25) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]
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| | width="33%" align="left" valign="top" |
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| '''Ozair Kadir''' (25) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]
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| '''Haji Daoud al-Nabi''' (71) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]
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| '''Ali Elmadani''' (65) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]
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| '''Husna Ahmad''' (47) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]
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| '''Naeem Rashid''' (50) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]
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| '''Talha Naeem''' (21) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]
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| '''Amjad Hamid''' (57) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]
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| '''Kamel Darwish''' (38) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]
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| '''Linda Armstrong''' (64) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]
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| '''Mohammed Imran Khan''' (47) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]
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| '''Mohamad Moosid Mohamedhosen''' (54) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]
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| '''Hamza Mustafa''' (16) [[File:Pedobear mourning small.png]]
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| '''Khaled Mustafa''' (44) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]
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| '''Junaid Ismail''' (36) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]
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| '''Abdelfattah Qasem''' (60) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]
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| '''Ashraf Ali''' (61) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]
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| '''Ashraf Ali Razat''' (58) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]
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| '''Mathullah Safi''' (55) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]
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| '''Hussein Al-Umari''' (35) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]
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| '''Musa Vali Suleman Patel''' (60) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]
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| '''Ashraf al-Masri''' (54) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]
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| '''Hussein Moustafa''' (70) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]
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| '''Mounir Soliman''' (68) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]
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| '''Zeeshan Raza''' (38) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]
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| '''Ghulam Hussain''' (66) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]
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| '''Karam Bibi''' (63) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]
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| '''Abdukadir Elmi''' (78) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]
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| '''Mohsin Al Harbi''' (63) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]
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| '''Osama Adnan Youssef Kwaik''' (37) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]
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| '''Mojammel Hoq''' (30) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]
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| '''Mohammed Omar Faruk''' (36) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]
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| '''Muhammed Abdusi Samad''' (66) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]
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| '''Muse Nur Awale''' (77) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]
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| '''Ahmed Gamaluddin Abdel-Ghany''' (68) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]
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| '''Zakaria Bhuiya''' (33) ([[Lulz|birthday]]) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]
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| '''Zekeriya Tuyan''' (46) ([[Scientology|freed 7 weeks after getting shot]]) [[File:Pedo bear too old.png]]
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| |}
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| ==The Christchurch Mixtape==
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| <center>''Brought to you by yours truly, DJ Brenton Tarrant!''</center>
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| <center>
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| {{Frame|{{fv|eqvids|background-color: #FFFFFF;|font-weight: bold;
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| |<youtube>0tUUe7Y29To</youtube><center>'''Remove Kebab'''</center>
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| |<youtube>PGrxHO-B2TY</youtube><center>'''The British Grenadiers'''</center>
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| |<youtube>j53YDo_ngYU</youtube><center>'''Fallschirmjäger Remix'''</center>
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| |<youtube>RLG1ys2CGcI</youtube><center>'''Fire'''</center>
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| |<youtube>atuFSv2bLa8</youtube><center>'''Gas Gas Gas'''</center>
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| }}|border=#FFFFFF|background=#FFFFFF}}</center>
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| ==The Slammer Years==
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| Like [[Anders]] before him, Brenton suffered [[Troll's Remorse]] and could not accept the High Score from his mosque prank, so he initially pleaded not guilty to all charges before finally caving in and pleading guilty on March 26, 2020, then getting life without parole five months later. Following in the footsteps of his [[Australia|ancestors]], he is now in his [[Jail|natural habitat]] with a TV that he can only use to watch two hours of Home and Garden a day. He has, however, {{archive|85OU2|lodged}} {{archive|dtspS|a}} {{archive|hq60A|formal}} {{archive|jwq1Y|appeal}} against the [[Prison rape|appalling treatment]] he has received in prison.
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| ==Known Aliases==
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| [[File:Brenton Tarrant Uncensored.jpg|thumb|right|I are not amused by this unfunny bullshit.]]
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| Brenton goes by several aliases, including:
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| *Brenton "Kills the Unwashed Inside Every Mosque" Tarrant
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| *Brenton "Subscribe to PewDiePie or Get Ready to Die" Tarrant
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| *Brenton "Unloading Mags All Over Kebabs" Tarrant
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| *Brenton "Invader Crusader" Tarrant
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| *Brenton "Correcting the Birthrate by Crushing the Caliphate" Tarrant
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| *Brenton "Cleansing New Zealand From All the Heathen" Tarrant
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| *Brenton "Gang Rape Preventer" Tarrant
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| *Brenton "You Won’t Survive on My Facebook Live” Tarrant
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| *Brenton "Removing the Brown From Your Town" Tarrant
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| *Brenton "You Don't Eat Pig Meat? Here's My Eurobeat" Tarrant
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| *Brenton "Immigration Curation" Tarrant
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| *Brenton "5.56 to the Heads of Future ISIS" Tarrant
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| *Brenton "The remove kebabalist" Tarrant
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| *Brenton "The next Breivik" Tarrant
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| ==Brentonette==
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| Our hero Brenton's fine work didn't go unnoticed, with many lolis affectionately known as "Brentonettes" praising and wanting to marry him.
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| <center>
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| {{Frame|{{fv|eqvids|background-color: #FFFFFF;|font-weight: bold;
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| |[[File:All the girls love Brenton.mp4|750px]]
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| |[[File:Everybody loves Brenton Tarrant.mp4|750px]]
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| }}|border=#FFFFFF|background=#FFFFFF}}</center>
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| <center>{{frame|<gallery>
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| File:Brenton tarrant 8chan girl shirt 2.jpg|{{colortext|WHITE|A "Brentonette" displaying the goods}}
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| File:Brenton tarrant 8chan girl shirt.jpg|{{colortext|WHITE|Future Mrs. Tarrant}}
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| File:Brenton tarrant 4chan girl heil hitler.jpg|{{colortext|WHITE|Brentonette's BTFO of kebabs}}
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| </gallery>|margin=auto|border=#fbe6f5|background=#9b2477}}</center>
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| ==See Also==
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| [[File:Brenton tarrant in the dock.jpg|right|thumb|260px|Because of course he did.]]
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| *[[Alexandre Bissonnette|Bissonnette, Alexandre]] - Also shot up a mosque, one of Brenton’s inspirations.
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| *[[Robert Bowers|Bowers, Robert]] - Shot up a synagogue.
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| *[[Anders Behring Breivik|Breivik, Anders Behring]] - Killed a bunch of commies for the lulz, one of Brenton’s inspirations.
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| *[[Vester Lee Flanagan|Flanagan, Vester Lee]] - Also livestreamed, failed to reach the [[high score]] though.
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| *[[Payton Gendron|Gendron, Payton]] - Dumbass [[zoomer]] kid who ran amok at a supermarket while livestreaming on [[Twitch]], inspired by Brenton.
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| *[[Baruch Goldstein|Goldstein, Baruch]] - Shot up a mosque in Palestine, made a bunch of sandnigras butthurt.
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| *[[David Gray|Gray, David]] - The former champion of [[New Zealand]].
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| *[[Hugo Jackson|Jackson, Hugo]] - Swedish spic who livestreamed himself attempting to get the high score at his school, only injured 1 teacher lol, inspired by Brenton.
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| *[[New Zealand]]
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| *[[Darren Osborne|Osborne, Darren]] - [[Wales|Sheep raper]] who ran over some mudslimes in England.
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| *[[Wade Michael Page|Page, Wade Michael]] - Shot up a Sikh temple.
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| *[[Anton Lundin Pettersson|Pettersson, Anton Lundin]] - [[Sweden|Swede]] who stabbed immigrants at a high school, one of Brenton’s inspirations.
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| *[[Dylann Roof|Roof, Dylann]] - Caused a lulzfest at a church, one of Brenton’s inspirations.
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| *[[Steve Stephens|Stephens, Steve]] - Another [[Facebook]] Live warrior.
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| *[[White Power]]
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| {{clear}}
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| ==External Links==
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| *{{wayback|https://images.encyclopediadramatica.rs/1/1f/GTA6_gameplay_teaser.mp4|20190612184017|title=Gameplay footage archiv'd}}
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| *{{archive|dhmg8|Archive of 8/pol/ thread where he announced the shooting}} {{wayback|https://8ch.net/pol/res/12916717.html|title=(& waybacked)}}
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| *{{archive|9UScB|Archive of Brenton's Facebook}}
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| *{{archive|Zbw1j|Archive of Brenton's Twitter}}
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| *{{archive|NdUQO|Archive of Brenton's Steam}}
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| *[https://www.carjam.co.nz/car/?plate=KSH90 Brenton's car] (Archived: {{archive|qYAiK|1}} {{wayback|1=https://www.carjam.co.nz/car/?plate=KSH90|2=20190319134558|title=2}})
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| *[https://www.facebook.com/developerbriannawu/posts/2301852166737991 Brianna Wu blames the shooting on GamerGate from 8chan and will contact the FBI to take action] (Archived: {{archive|0D7FR|1}} {{wayback|https://www.facebook.com/developerbriannawu/posts/2301852166737991|title=2}})
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| *[http://www.stuff.co.nz/the-press/10120347/Drone-victims-radicalised-at-mosque Christchurch mosque implicated in radicalization of Muslim converts (2014)] (Archived: {{archive|U5v1W|1}} {{wayback|http://www.stuff.co.nz/the-press/10120347/Drone-victims-radicalised-at-mosque|title=2}})
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| *[https://kiwifarms.net/public/junk/Christchurch%20Shooting.torrent Direct download of manifesto and livestream]
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| *{{EDF2thread|31835|Encyclopedia Dramatica Forum thread with 0 live coverage and jokes about the deceased instead}}
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| *[https://twitter.com/stillgray/status/1106378491765755905 Highlights from the manifesto]
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| *{{kf|54323|Kiwi Farms thread with live coverage}}
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| *{{yt|u|PewDiePie}} - Don't forget to subscribe!
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| *<s>'''{{ytlink|ebChsebTvxw|The original Remove Kebab song}}'''</s> Shoah'd {{waybackvid|ORIGINALREMOVEKEBABSONGWithLyricsaccurateEnglishSubtitles|(Archived)}}
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| *{{wayback|https://my.mixtape.moe/ecpjxt.mp4|20190315235529|title=Untorrented link of the livestream}}
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| *[[File:The Great Replacement.pdf|The manifesto]]
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| *'''{{ytlink|pZOYAGL1Uts|Putin plays remove kebab theme on piano}}'''
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| *'''{{ytlink|SvlCfNsHqkU|Brenton gets v& for life}}'''
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