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| {{goodnews|'''OhInternet.com is no more. No news at 11 because nobody cares.'''}}
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| [[Image:Cleaned_up_OI.png|thumb|Utilizing the stylish 30 pt Arial font on a white background (aka [[Photoshop]] default values), this logo finely represents the creativity and effort put into the site.]]
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| '''OhInternet''' (also known as '''OhI''', '''OhShitternet''', '''[[Know Your Meme]] 2: [[Electric Boogaloo]]''', or '''old ED's purported [[lol jk|killer]]''') was the [[Harlequin Ichthyosis Fetus|fetid afterbirth spilling]] from the [[The Blue Waffle|diseased uterus]] of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]’s [[Incontinent Student Bodies|heartbreaking]] temporary downfall of April 2011. Created by [[fat|morbidly obese]] traitor-[[fag|hipster]] [[Sherrod Ellen DeGrippo]] and her sysop sheep, [[Know Your Meme|OhI]] was basically a carbon copy of ''[[Know Your Meme]]'', except instead of cataloging memes with a pseudo-scientific flair, it depressingly and relentlessly tested the reader's tolerance for tepid, pretentious, and smarmy articles about [[old|HILARIOUS]] [[unfunny|INTERNET]] [[memes|CULTURE]]. It was among the Internet's most naked and obvious attempts to gain [[Jew gold]] at the expense of content, though this was vehemently denied by the grossly corpulent and badly-aging liar who orchestrated this unforgiveable, unabashed treachery. Going from an awesome wiki about drama to an almost offensively bland catalog of memes and milquetoast "columns," [[Know Your Meme|OhI]] was universally panned by the Internet during its thankfully brief existence. | | '''<span style="font-size:larger;">'''<span style="font-size:larger;">'''FUCK YOU'''</span>'''</span>''' |
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| ==History==
| | FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT |
| [[File:Riptweet.png|thumb|The ironically life-saving tweet.]]
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| Before this abortion, there was a mighty wiki known as Encyclopedia Dramatica, Sherrod’s offspring, which originally archived [[LiveJournal]] Drama. However, as ED began to cover other topics it attracted different users whom Sherrod despised and who didn’t think her as mighty as she perceived herself. From then on, she began to hate her own offspring more and more as each day passed by. For the longest time, she chose to keep it as it was her only cash cow in life as she was too lazy to get a real job. ED became plastered with ads, and EDF sold useless Internet add-ons for more than ten dollars, yet Sherrod was never satisfied.
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| In 2010, [[josephevers.blogspot.com|a blog]] dedicated to [[dox]]ing ED sysops popped up and paranoia ensued across [[ED IRC]]. Shortly after that, DMCAs were being sent at an alarming rate. Sherrod, being a gargantuan pussy, refused to restore articles despite counter [[DMCA]]s being filed, as she wanted to stay on the “safe” and “legal” side. The two people who basically did all the logical thinking for her, [[OldDirtyBtard]] and [[weev]], were gone from the Internet as well. Seeing the site that ED looked down upon get money, she decided to give in to pressure and do things the easy way: sell out.
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| [[File:Edohilol.jpg|thumb|The original stands the test of time... ]]
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| [[File:Edch-ohins-you.png|thumb|...and 2.0 continues the legacy...]]
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| Interestingly enough, [[Know Your Meme|Oh Internet]] was actually supposed to replace ED back in late January 2011. This was prevented when an infamous [[tweet]] popped up in ED’s official Twitter account saying “RIP.” This three-letter tweet broke the hearts of many Internet nerds and Gawker wrote an article about it including a link to the blog that contained sysop dox. Due to many complaints, Sherrod allowed ED to remain on life support another two months.
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| === Statements from the sellouts ===
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| [[File:KillHamstergetstold2.png|thumb|[[killhamster]] gets [[pwned]] attempting to [[whore|promote]] Oh Internet.]]
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| It all started with ED going down and Sherrod posting tweets about ED “[[Lies|going under maintenance and coming soon shortly]].” Then the OhI blog was born. Surprisingly, it had an okay start. However, when it was revealed that [[ED is not|ED was NOT]] being fixed and was getting replaced with the new OhI wiki, shit began to get real.
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| {{squote|a more toned down content style and a streamlined design: [[Lie|Shock for shock’s sake is old at this point]] and we’re looking forward to the future and how things are evolving … when you put [[Faggot|user]] experience first, the language becomes highly important and that’s what we’ve done.|Sherrod}}
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| [[File:ED_newswalk_sellout_story.PNG|thumb|One nice day on Encyclopedia Dramatica...]]
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| [[File:Ohinternetpopular.png|thumb|As popular as ever]]
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| As the internet mourned the loss, Sherrod tried to ease the [[pain]]. However, her main mistake was her refusal to talk to ED’s fanbase. Instead, she did attentionwhoring interviews and alienated the users that did the majority of work on ED.
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| {{squote|The other platform of note, Encyclopedia Dramatica, is not a site that is comfortable to be on for most people, unless you are okay with racism and pornography in all of your content, but surprisingly, a lot of people are.|[[Faggot|Andrew Thornton]], Sherrod's boyfriend and former owner of ED}}
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| Unfortunately for Sherrod, her answers were far from satisfactory, which led the users to turn against her. Droning about how [[I Can Has Cheezburger?]] bought ''Know Your Meme'' and had $30 million only made her appear even greedier for [[jew|money for money’s sake]].
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| {{squote|don’t have a lot of visibility into ICHC/''KYM'', though I do know they have $30 million dollars and don’t allow direct editing of their content. When you have that much VC, you aren’t beholden to the community anymore, you’re beholden to VC dudes and shareholders and everything else that comes along with bankers giving you multimillions. The opposite of agile. Oh Internet isn’t beholden to anyone but me and my users. They have gatekeepers who decide what is andis not worthy of coverage}}
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| Like all sows on the internet, WhaleVinyl still has some misguided white knights. The loyalists are [[Sheneequa|former]] [[Killhamster|ED]] [[Pink Poodle|sysops]] and users who weren’t funny enough to write articles on ED. The [[Cunt Destroyer|OhI sysops]] have gained a sense of elitism as they believe that they singlehandedly created ED and they have a say on what happens to it.
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| {{squote|Oh Internet considers the entire Internet worthy of documenting, which includes mobile apps, startup execs, programmers, subcultures, events and yes, memes too. The users make the decisions on that, notshareholders or a board of directors. Oh Internet is something I take very personally. We don’t have paid staff or writers or any employees, we DIY everything and I’m in there every single day, creating content myself and am available on our IRC network.|Despite their claims of covering everything, linking correctly to Best ED is forbidden.}}
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| [[Retarded|As a stroke of genius]], Oh Internet now tries to justify itself by attacking its old fanbase in a [[Attention Whore|subtle and well calculated manner]].
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| {{squote|Eventually, the site was overrun with chantards, who exploited the site's freedom of speech approach, until the site closed in April, 2011. This was done with a heavy heart by the site's owner, Girlvinyl, who managed this untenable situation for several years. After the site closed, several sites attempted to mirror Encyclopedia Dramatica's content. These sites were soon overrun by the same chantards who ruined Encyclopedia Dramatica itself.}}
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| As well as [[Irony|becoming the very thing it sought to mock]].
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| {{squote|While the articles themselves are mostly satirical jabs at Internet users (both individually and in groups) and phenomena, bear in mind that the Encyclopædia Dramatica itself is a parody of a much less funny online encyclopedia. As such, ED articles tend to make fun of the supposed objectivity and accuracy, elitism, and stupid edit wars of such sites. In other words, expect blatant, biased lies, and expect boring truths to get deleted quickly.}}
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| ==Content==
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| <center><div style="background:#ffcb30; border:1px solid #000000; width:50%; padding:5px; text-align:left"><b>This [[shitpost|comment]] is for paid users only.</b></div></center>
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| [[File:new_fag.jpg|thumb|right|Typical Oh Internet fan]]
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| Save yourself from browsing Oh Internet; this will summarize it just fine. To start off, the layout entirely resembled the page of a parked domain. What made one realize that it was an actual website was that the page used to be plastered with boring memes from two years ago that appeal to twelve-year-olds. The templates users utilized when making an article were worse than those of freewebs, and each article started off with a one line sentence and a giant image. Despite Sherrod stating that Oh Internet was meant to catalog anything Internet related, the only articles that users were allowed to write about were meme-centric.
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| In essence, OhI was basically a watered-down version of [[WhatPort80]], another censored version of ED which the sysops spent so much time building. However, OhI had a boring layout, different format, less article content and bigger text. The bulletin board, which was equivalent to ED's [[TJC|Thizzlehat Junction Center]], used to be the center of complaints made by ED fanatics and the rare thumbs up.
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| Frankly, nobody gave a shit about this site, and [[FACT|the site is DEAD]]. [[And_nothing_of_value_was_lost|Ogun be praised]].
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| [https://web.archive.org/web/20130729163858/http://ohinternet.com/index.php?title=Special:RecentChanges&limit=500 There were typically fewer than 5 article edits per day, and the same 3 users seemed to be making 99% of the edits].
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| '''[[Red Link|<span style="color:#cc2200">The vast majority of the internal links on each OhI article were red</span>]].'''
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| ===General response===
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| [[File:oh_alexa.png|thumb|left|Girlvinyl's actions propel ED to an all-time high [http://traffic.alexa.com/graph?&w=400&h=220&o=f&c=1&y=r&b=ffffff&n=666666&r=1m&u=encyclopediadramatica.rs&&u=encyclopediadramatica.com&u=ohinternet.com& in alexa]]]
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| [[File:Ohinternet_edits.png|right|thumb|OhInternet frequently sees upwards of ''two'' page edits a day.]]
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| Turning into the very thing it made fun of, OhI became the most reviled thing on the Internet. The very fanbase on which OhI sysops blamed the downfall teamed up into a great force which resurrected Encyclopedia Dramatica through a herculean labor of [[Less than three|love]] and necromancy. They transformed the ED realm and annihilated the old regime of Sherrodocracy. To fuel their abject hatred of the land-manatee, they had to retrieve thumbnails of images through Google cache when Sherrod had a full archive of the images yet pigheadedly refused to give them out.
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| Others took to vandalizing the Oh Internet wiki, the only funny part of the site, sadly. Thanks to the "[[Circlejerk|Daily Top Ten Contributors]]," vandals made it their goal to reach the list as they gain points by ruining articles (somehow) and boasting their fine skills. Below were the finest contributors of Oh Internet.
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| * [https://web.archive.org/web/20130729165257/http://ohinternet.com/Special:Contributions/Pynchon Pynchon]
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| * [https://web.archive.org/web/20130729163433/http://ohinternet.com/Special:Contributions/GhostOfODB GhostOfODB]
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| ===Cool users!===
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| But not everyone preferred ED over Oh Internet - just ask [[Luka Magnotta]], author of the Web's premierest snuff film, who allegedly maintained [http://web.archive.org/web/*/http://ohinternet.com/Luka_Rocco_Magnotta a profile] on the site, according to the ''[http://news.nationalpost.com/2012/05/30/luka-rocco-magnotta-video-allegedly-shows-body-parts-suspect-dismembering-victim/ National Post]'', who [[lrn2|don't know how]] to read [https://web.archive.org/web/20111209064854/http://ohinternet.com/index.php?title=Luka_Rocco_Magnotta&action=history an edit history], or tell the difference between article and userspace, even on Wikipedia.
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| ===Ways you could get banned from Oh Internet===
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| *[https://web.archive.org/web/20130729160303/http://ohinternet.com/Special:Contributions/Shika Sign up]
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| *[https://web.archive.org/web/20130729162430/http://ohinternet.com/index.php?title=Oh_Internet_talk:Bulletin_Board&diff=prev&oldid=37875 Attempt to remove uncivil and slanderous content]
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| *[https://web.archive.org/web/20130729163831/http://ohinternet.com/index.php?title=Special:Log&type=block&page=User%3AMichaeldsuarez "Treason"]
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| *[https://web.archive.org/web/20130729151824/http://ohinternet.com/index.php?title=Special:Log&type=block&page=User%3AILOVEOHI Proclaim your love for their website]
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| *[https://web.archive.org/web/20130729155233/http://ohinternet.com/index.php?title=Special:Log&type=block&page=User%3AZaiger420 Be Zaiger]
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| *[[:File:OHI LOGO TROLL 2.JPG|fix]] [[:File:Ohinternet 2012-09-19.png|redlinks]] [https://web.archive.org/web/20130729160442/http://ohinternet.com/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=block&user=Sherrod&page=User%3AHipcrime]
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| <pre><tamara> Ohello: hi
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| <warhol> Oh i thought that said Othello
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| <warhol> hahahaha
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| <tamara> one can but dream
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| * Ohello thrusts his big, throbbing, knotted dragon phallus into Tamara's ass so hard, that he uses the blood as lubricant. He closes his eyes and imagine Tamara is the dragon from Shrek, and that her blubber is the dragon's rump. Tamara becomes so butthurt that she disconnects him
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| * Disconnected (Remote host closed socket).</pre>
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| == The supposed reason for this faggotry ==
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| [[File:Sherrodaintshit.jpg|thumb|You searched for "ohinternet.com," did you mean "Encyclopedia Dramatica"?]]
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| {{squote|As a former sysop on the old ED I can tell you that this lazy worthless bitch didn't lift a single cholesterol ridden finger to help with ANYTHING on the site. On numerous occasions she had to ask other people to do shit on the wiki for her as her brain has become too overwrought with grease and visions of jew gold to be of any use for anything. The only thing she was good for was bitching about being broke, and trying to sue people who dox sysops. Always money money money and Ohshiternet is no different. She has everyone else do all the work while she tries to suck out every penny she can. The day this wildebeest drops fucking dead of a heart attack is the day the Internet as a whole improve by 300 pounds.|[[User:dys|A former ED sysop]]|EDF}}
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| == "Oh Internet is not ''Know Your Meme''!!!" ==
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| Here is what happened when somebody pointed out the similarities between Oh Internet and ''Know Your Meme'', even though Sherrod herself bought and typosquatted the domain http://knowyourmemeS.com and pointed it at WhatPort80 <s>and later at Oh Internet</s> hoping to get some of that sweet typo traffic. But they were totally different.
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| {{story|<pre><tamara> Explodingpiglets: do you think you can restrain your overwhelming desire to 1:1 ohinternet and knowyourmeme to like
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| <tamara> once a week
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| <Explodingpiglets> Perhaps.
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| <helldvr> we need an even ratio here pal.
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| <helldvr> PAL
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| <TheCowDestroyer> i would have preferred it if we had made a mirror of the old ED ourselves
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| <tamara> will it be any easier for you if you get banned the next time you bring it up
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| <tamara> because jesus christ
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| <tamara> every fuckin day
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| <tamara> same question
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| <tamara> you just wait til difft people are around
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| <Explodingpiglets> I only said it once.
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| <tamara> gets old
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| <Explodingpiglets> in here
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| <tamara> 13:36 < Explodingpiglets> Ohinternet is slightly better than knowyourmeme.
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| <tamara> 13:36 < Explodingpiglets> slightly
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| <wit> Explodingpiglet have you done anything on ohi? no cause you say its like kym. why? cause you havent dont anything on ohi.
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| <wit> i call this the whiney fucktard loop
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| <tamara> if i had more backscroll i'd call even more bullshit
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| <Explodingpiglets> Oh, I guess that is 2 times
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| <tamara> fuckit
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| <tamara> wit, do you mind if i ban him
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| <tamara> no value added
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| <wit> yes
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| <tamara> ugh
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| <helldvr> piglets
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| * You have been killed by wit ((cause im killing him))
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| * Disconnected (Remote host closed socket).
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| * Now talking on #ed
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| * Topic for #ed is: Welcomt to #FriendsChat | The rules forbid Finney from dying anytime soon
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| * Topic for #ed set by recon at Fri Jun 3 17:07:58 2011
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| <Explodingpiglets> To answer your original question
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| <TheCowDestroyer> heh
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| <tamara> {{{{{ WELCOME BACK, EXPLODINGPIGLETS }}}}}
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| <TheCowDestroyer> wait no
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| <Explodingpiglets> I do not need to do anything on Ohi to know it is almost EXACTLY like knowyourmeme.
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| <tamara> oh god
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| <Explodingpiglets> So asking me if I did anything on there is irrelevant.
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| <tamara> do you jerk off to this
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| <Explodingpiglets> and silly :)
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| <tamara> you do, don't you
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| <Explodingpiglets> You know it!
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| <TheCowDestroyer> .ch faggot alert
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| <TheCowDestroyer> .ch faggot alert
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| <TheCowDestroyer> .ch faggot alert
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| <TheCowDestroyer> .ch faggot alert
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| <TheCowDestroyer> .ch faggot alert
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| <Explodingpiglets> Do you have something against bisexuals mister cow destroyer?
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| <wit> its not irrelevant
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| <wit> my point was that its a wiki that users fill up
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| <helldvr> know your meme just fucking sucks.
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| <tamara> wit: easier to bitch repetitively than do anything potentially useful
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| <helldvr> i think thats good enough.
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| <wit> if youre not filling it up with stuff you like within the boundries set, you suck
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| <wit> and cant really whine
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| <Explodingpiglets> <tamara> wit: easier to bitch repetitively than do anything potentially useful
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| <Explodingpiglets> ;)
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| * tamara sets ban on *!*piggies@*.274B511B.4758033F.IP
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| * You have been kicked from #ed by tamara ( K TO THIS STUFF LIKE A BITCHPUNX TO ASSNUGGETS)
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| * Disconnected (Remote host closed socket).</pre>}}
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| == 10/29/2012 NEVAR FORGET ==
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| [[File:Rip_ohinternet.png|thumb|right|Gayniggers did OhI]]
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| [[File:Ohinternet-where-have-i-heard-this-before.png|thumb|left|Deja vu]]
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| On October 29th, 2012, one day before the second anniversary of [[OldDirtyBtard|OldDirtyBtard's]] death, Oh Internet went down. Credit was [https://web.archive.org/web/20130310211512/http://www.gnaa.eu/wiki/pr/2012-10-29-gnaa-ohinternet claimed by] the [[Gay Nigger Association of America]]. The internet has a little less [[cancer]], at least for the time being. {{twitter|O_Internet}}, Oh Internet's official Twitter later {{twitter|O_internet/status/262938347146735616|tweeted}} the familiar words: {{quote|rumors of our demise have been greatly exaggerated.|{{twitter|O_Internet}}|misquoting Mark Twain}}
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| The same {{twitter|ED_Official/status/29296249425362945|tweet}} that was given just before [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] was tragically replaced with the site that would go on to become the butt of every Internet joke for at least the next two years.
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| {{quote|The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.|{{twitter|ED_Official/status/29296249425362945|ED_Official}}|Original ED.com Twitter account, lying.}}
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| {{clear}}
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| Even further, this new [[lie|Twain quote]] was used to obfuscate the real reason for their downtime, as there were not any actual technical issues. Oh Internet was vandalized to death by the [[GNAA]] and the only way they could stop it was to [[an hero|shut the server down]]. [[Not|Hope they have a backup!]]
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| ==Closure==
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| Around October of 2013, almost two years after the chthonic abomination that ''was'' OhI emerged from Sherrod's wallet, the Oh Internet servers started "refusing connections" to visitors. In other words, the site went offline. Oh Internet users/readers didn't seem to notice, or care. (HINT: There are none!)
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| Whether or not the site is closed for good, and whether or not [[Sherrod]] and the rest of the OhI staff will try a new site remains to be seen. However, for the time being, the enemies of the lulz who created OhI are defeated. NEVER FORGIVE, NEVER FORGET!
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| ==JewTube shit==
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| {{center|<youtube>Bg1ik2jS4W4</youtube>}}
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| ==Gallery==
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| {{cg|Gallery|OhInternet|center|
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| <gallery perrow="5">
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| File:DeGrippo.jpg|Well I suppose this was inevitable.
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| File:OhiLook.png|OhLook
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| File:Oh_internet.png|And by "exciting," they mean "to anyone that's [[you|new to the internet]]"
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| File:Ohinternet_top_10_contributors.PNG
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| File:Escapefrom.jpg|Beware of [[Sherrod|whale]]!
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| </gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
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| File:OIDeleteEveryUser.jpg|The efficiency of OhI.
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| File:Hypocriticalohinternet.png|OhHypocrite!
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| File:Butthurt.gif|Oh Butthurt!
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| File:Ohinternet.JPG|Amazing. Factual accuracy, compromised for advertisers!
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| File:Ohi hypocrite.png|OhI bulletin board with its daily sperg fest.
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| File:Ohi kick.png|IRC fun time
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| File:Ohi_android.png|Things don't look better on Android either.
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| File:OhInternetBANNED.JPG|[[DO IT FAGGOT|Don't put guro on the Offended page...]]
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| File:FB_OhInternet.jpg|Surprised that these are the people who enjoy OhI?
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| File:Google-h8s-OI.png|Even [[Google]] thinks Oh Internet is shit. No wait, [[Fact|everyone thinks they are shit]].
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| File:Quaritch_oHI.jpg|[[Colonel Quaritch does not give a fuck|Colonel Quaritch]] doesn't give a fuck.
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| File:Ohinternetisdead.png|[[YHL]]
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| File:Penguins-Ohinternet.png
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| File:Sherrod.jpg|The admin.
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| File:Sherrod2.jpg|IT HUNGERS
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| File:Girlvinyls_stalker.jpg
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| File:Garrettlikesohinternet.PNG|Et tu, [[Garrett]]?
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| File:Ohinternet trends.png|Things are looking good for Oh Internet!
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| File:OhIKillhamsterWOT.png|[[Killhamster]] trying to [[Whore|save]] [[Oh internet|OhI]]'s reputation on [[Shit nobody cares about|WOT]].
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| File:Wikipediadehippo.jpg|[[Wikipedia]] gets it [[right]]
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| File:OhI_Facebook_Truth.jpg|[[Facebook]] showing the [[truth]].
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| File:OHIVlolbanned.png|They do not take [[Trolling|criticism]] too well.
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| File:Time_to_let_go.png|OhI staff would have you think that our [[Ae-tan]] left us.
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| File:OhI-tan.jpg|That she shed her locks and became their '''OhI-tan'''.
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| File:110422 ae tan by pixelated pirate.jpg|But we know the truth, she never left us.
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| File:110525 ae tan and lolae tan by hime takamura.png|Or if she did, her imouto lolae-tan will become the new ae-tan for ed.se
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| File:110427 not_my_mother_by_hime_takamura.png|and fight the power
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| File:Top10ohinternet.png|Oh Internet's very enthusiastic userbase, in a nutshell.
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| File:Party-on-ohinternet-50x-error.gif|Nevar forget
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| File:Lulz Troll forever alone.jpg
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| File:ED and OhI RC comparision as of 2013-04-20.jpg|Signing up is all that you need to do to get banned
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| File:OhInternet commenting on their demise.jpg|The opinion of their closing.
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| File:Ohinternet Senpai.jpg|An artistic rendition
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| File:Ohinternet1.PNG
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| File:ED OhI.png
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| File:Ohinternet.png
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| File:OHi Selling ED T-shirts on FB.jpg|They even stoop down to selling ED shirts to stay relevant.
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| File:Ohinternetlicksdogcock.JPG
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| File:Official Logo.png
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| </gallery>}}
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| {{cg|Ohinternet Categories|OhinternetCategories|center|
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| <gallery perrow="4">
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| File:OHiCatEvent.png
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| File:OHiCatHelp.png
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| File:OHiCatMeme.png
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| File:OHiCatPerson.png
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| </gallery>|
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| <gallery perrow="4">
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| File:OHiCatPhenomenon.png
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| File:OHiCatPolicy.png
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| File:OHiCatSoftware.png
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| File:OHiCatSubculture.png
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| File:OHiCatVocab.png
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| File:OHiCatWebsite.png
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| File:Test.JPG
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| File:Pencil-icon.jpg
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| File:Point-down.jpg
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| File:Youvegotmailicon.jpg
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| File:OHiCatDisambig.png
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| File:OHiLogo.png
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| File:Portalcake.png
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| File:Floppystup.jpg
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| </gallery>}}
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| ==See also==
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| [[File:ED pegging OhI.gif|right]]
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| *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]
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| *[[Fail]]
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| *[[Girlvinly]]
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| *[[Girlvinyl/Emails]]
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| *[[How To Wash Your Hands]]
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| *[[Know Your Meme]]
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| *[[Meme]]
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| *[[Ruining The Internet|Ruining the Internet]]
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| *[[Shit no one cares about]]
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| *[[Unfunny]]
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| *[[WhatPort80]], OhInternet's predecessor
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| ==External links==
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| * <span style="pointer-events:none">[[File:Cleaned_up_OI.png|20px]]</span> <span class="plainlinks">'''[http://ohinternet.com/ OhInternet]'''</span> - Site is dead.
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| * {{yt|u|OhinternetTV|OhInternet's YouTube channel}}
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| * {{fb|OhInternet|Their FB page}}
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| * [http://www.alexa.com/siteinfo/ohinternet.com# Don't forget to check Oh Internet endless downfall!]
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| * [http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/OhInternet Even Uncyclopedia hates them!]
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| * {{archive|6FyaX|The first ones to gloat when ED turned into OhI}} and only ones to interview DeHippo were [[TheMarySue]].
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| {{Wikis}}
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| {{Timeline|Article of the Now April 22, [[2011]]|[[Aboriginal]]|[[OhInternet]]|[[Conservatism]]}}
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| {{timeline|Featured article April 1 & 2, [[2012]]|[[tails gets trolled]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[EDF 2: Electric Boogaloo]]}}
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| {{Timeline|Featured article October 29, [[2012]]|[[Rootbrian]]|[[{{PAGENAME}}]]|[[OldDirtyBtard]]}}
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