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'''Imgur''' (pronounced "EM-ger") is a [[poop|brown stain]] on the white sheets of earth created by the "[[reddit|Neckbearded Nickleback Fandom League]]" in order to store their ever-growing cache of [[into the trash it goes|dankmeme.jpegs]], [[CP|child porn]], and pics of their [[Basement dweller|Mountain Dew can towers]].
'''Imgur''' (pronounced "EM-ger", imgasp, imgag or Imfur) is a [[poop|brown stain]] on the white sheets of earth created by the "[[reddit|Neckbearded Nickleback Fandom League]]" in order to store their ever-growing cache of [[into the trash it goes|dankmeme.jpegs]], [[CP|child porn]], and pics of their [[Basement dweller|Mountain Dew can towers]].[[File:Imgure meme1.jpg|thumb]] The supposed post that started it [http://www.reddit.com/r/reddit.com/comments/7zlyd/my_gift_to_reddit_i_created_an_image_hosting/ all]
[[File:Imgure meme1.jpg|thumb]]
 
The idea of Imgur germinated in the diseased brain of some Redditors that [[Whining|complained]] they couldn't host enough of their CP or do it fast enough or anonymously on Reddit. [[Some Argue|Rumors]] are also that Imfur is just a shameful scheme designed to allow the [[child molester|child molesters]] at Reddit to double their Jewgold by linking to a external website they would themselves own at the same time it would reach the Alexa top 100, thanks to their [[shithole|website]] visibility.
 
Under the innocent guise of being a straightforward drag-and-drop [[imageshack|image hosting]] site, [[myspace|Imgur inadvertently became Tumblr 2.0]].  [[feminists|SJWs]] and [[dad]]s everywhere finally have a website to show their shitty [[naked banana|"FWD"]] memes and cry about overcoming [[reality| "social injustices"]] for [[suicide|fake internet points]].  
Under the innocent guise of being a straightforward drag-and-drop [[imageshack|image hosting]] site, [[myspace|Imgur inadvertently became Tumblr 2.0]].  [[feminists|SJWs]] and [[dad]]s everywhere finally have a website to show their shitty [[naked banana|"FWD"]] memes and cry about overcoming [[reality| "social injustices"]] for [[suicide|fake internet points]].  


No OC has ever, [[Never|EVER]] come from this hell hole, and [[Dickbutt|Dickbutt]] is the reigning shitlord of Imgur. ([[serious business|No joke]], that's how shitty it is.)
No OC has ever, [[Never|EVER]] come from this hell hole, and [[Dickbutt|Dickbutt]] is the reigning shitlord of Imgur. ([[serious business|No joke]], that's how shitty it is). It's also a furfag dumping ground for tons of their animal porn.
 
 


It's also a furfag dumping ground for tons of their animal porn.
== [[bullshit|Meme Maker]] ==
== [[bullshit|Meme Maker]] ==
[[File:Imgur meme2.png|thumb]]
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[[File:Imgur meme4.jpg|thumb|This is an example of the retarded memes we are talking about]]
[[File:Imgur meme4.jpg|thumb|This is an example of the retarded memes we are talking about]]
Being the [[Jews|great people they are]], Imgur decided to allow a free meme maker program for anyone who is retarded enough to not know how to use [[photoshop]].Its simply you just upload an image, ''ANY'' [[goatse|image]], and then add text to the top and to the bottom (Which is probably bullshit but we will get to that later), and boom. You got your [[shit|meme]]. That's what you get for being too Jewish to [[free|buy]] photoshop.
Being the [[Jews|great people they are]], Imgur decided to allow a free meme maker program for anyone who is retarded enough to not know how to use [[photoshop]].Its simply you just upload an image, ''ANY'' [[goatse|image]], and then add text to the top and to the bottom (Which is probably bullshit but we will get to that later), and boom. You got your [[shit|meme]]. That's what you get for being too Jewish to [[free|buy]] photoshop.
== Statistics ==
== Statistics ==
When browsing through imgur the content you will find would be divided as follows:
When browsing through imgur the content you will find would be divided as follows:
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*1% ''pr0n''
*1% ''pr0n''
*'''98% Child Porn'''
*'''98% Child Porn'''
==Links==
[http://www.imgur.com imgur.com]
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Imgur (pronounced "EM-ger", imgasp, imgag or Imfur) is a brown stain on the white sheets of earth created by the "Neckbearded Nickleback Fandom League" in order to store their ever-growing cache of dankmeme.jpegs, child porn, and pics of their Mountain Dew can towers.

The supposed post that started it all

The idea of Imgur germinated in the diseased brain of some Redditors that complained they couldn't host enough of their CP or do it fast enough or anonymously on Reddit. Rumors are also that Imfur is just a shameful scheme designed to allow the child molesters at Reddit to double their Jewgold by linking to a external website they would themselves own at the same time it would reach the Alexa top 100, thanks to their website visibility.

Under the innocent guise of being a straightforward drag-and-drop image hosting site, Imgur inadvertently became Tumblr 2.0. SJWs and dads everywhere finally have a website to show their shitty "FWD" memes and cry about overcoming "social injustices" for fake internet points.

No OC has ever, EVER come from this hell hole, and Dickbutt is the reigning shitlord of Imgur. (No joke, that's how shitty it is). It's also a furfag dumping ground for tons of their animal porn.


This is an example of the retarded memes we are talking about

Being the great people they are, Imgur decided to allow a free meme maker program for anyone who is retarded enough to not know how to use photoshop.Its simply you just upload an image, ANY image, and then add text to the top and to the bottom (Which is probably bullshit but we will get to that later), and boom. You got your meme. That's what you get for being too Jewish to buy photoshop.

Statistics

When browsing through imgur the content you will find would be divided as follows:

  • 0.025% good pictures
  • 0.175% selfies
  • 0.5% cats
  • 0.3% pics of fat chicks
  • 1% pr0n
  • 98% Child Porn

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