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[[File:Kitty0706 From Clipboard.png|right|thumb|200px|I'm not a furry, really!]]
[[File:Kitty0706 From Clipboard.png|right|thumb|200px|I'm not a furry, really!]]


'''Kitty0706''' ('''[[Powerword|Colin Wyckoff]]''') is a fat, semi-psychotic [[Garry's Mod|gmodder]] who is so unfunny, he actually gave himself [[Cancer|cancer]]. He posts videos on [[YouTube]] to a following of 300,000 social outcasts who are convinced by their intense autism that this bald faggot is actually worth laughing at.
'''Kitty0706''' ('''[[Powerword|Colin Wyckoff]]''') was a fat, semi-psychotic [[Garry's Mod|gmodder]] who is so unfunny, he actually gave himself [[Cancer|cancer]]. He posts videos on [[YouTube]] to a following of 300,000 social outcasts who are convinced by their intense autism that this bald faggot is actually worth laughing at.
Despite constantly talking about furries on Twitter and YouTube, he [[Not|definitely isn't]] one and you are '''gravely mistaken''' for thinking otherwise.
Despite constantly talking about furries on Twitter and YouTube, he [[Not|definitely wasn't]] one and you are '''gravely mistaken''' for thinking otherwise.
If you're a parent, his videos excellently illustrate the merits of having a late-term abortion.
If you're a parent, his videos excellently illustrate the merits of having a late-term abortion.


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== Failing Health ==
== Failing Health ==


Kitty0706 wasn't always the obese, closeted furry we know today. In 2012, his sustained [[Yiff|yiffing]] had started to take its toll and he soon found himself infected with the rare strain of [[AIDS|AIDS]] known as Leukemia.
<strike>Kitty0706 wasn't always the obese, closeted furry we know today. In 2012, his sustained [[Yiff|yiffing]] had started to take its toll and he soon found himself infected with the rare strain of [[AIDS|AIDS]] known as Leukemia.
The quality of his videos started deteriorating (they were never actually good) and he became fatter and fatter until he morphed into the floating face you see on this article. This was when he discovered the YouTube gold, and realized that he didn't have to actually work to earn money, when instead he could get a monthly welfare check from his obese fanbase. And with this steady decline, it won't take long before this flabby [[Circlejerk|circlejerk]] is the size of the Moon.  
The quality of his videos started deteriorating (they were never actually good) and he became fatter and fatter until he morphed into the floating face you see on this article. This was when he discovered the YouTube gold, and realized that he didn't have to actually work to earn money, when instead he could get a monthly welfare check from his obese fanbase. And with this steady decline, it won't take long before this flabby [[Circlejerk|circlejerk]] was the size of the Moon.</strike> Dead as of 1/25/2015.


== YouTube ==
== YouTube ==

Revision as of 04:40, 26 January 2015

Our guns are touching.
I'm not a furry, really!

Kitty0706 (Colin Wyckoff) was a fat, semi-psychotic gmodder who is so unfunny, he actually gave himself cancer. He posts videos on YouTube to a following of 300,000 social outcasts who are convinced by their intense autism that this bald faggot is actually worth laughing at. Despite constantly talking about furries on Twitter and YouTube, he definitely wasn't one and you are gravely mistaken for thinking otherwise. If you're a parent, his videos excellently illustrate the merits of having a late-term abortion.

   
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I do not own a Furaffinity, for those who think I'm on that weird site.
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—Kitty0706, suuuuuuuuuuuuuure

Failing Health

Kitty0706 wasn't always the obese, closeted furry we know today. In 2012, his sustained yiffing had started to take its toll and he soon found himself infected with the rare strain of AIDS known as Leukemia. The quality of his videos started deteriorating (they were never actually good) and he became fatter and fatter until he morphed into the floating face you see on this article. This was when he discovered the YouTube gold, and realized that he didn't have to actually work to earn money, when instead he could get a monthly welfare check from his obese fanbase. And with this steady decline, it won't take long before this flabby circlejerk was the size of the Moon. Dead as of 1/25/2015.

YouTube

Team Fabulous 2

At least it's only 30 seconds long

Moments with Heavy - French Toast

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As you can see, most of his humor stems from the ADHD school of comedy. Thankfully, the decline in effort means his videos are getting progressively shorter, sparing future viewers from having to watch anymore than a few seconds of this bullshit.

Quotes

   
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Getting out of the hospital today. Reason why was a high blood sugar, but strangely enough, I didn't feel sick at all really the whole stay.
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—Kitty0706 , lrn2diet

   
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME

NOW YOU KNOW WHAT THE NUMBERS MEAN IN MY NAME LOLHAHAHLOAOLLOAH
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—Kitty0706 , aren't you clever?

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Gallery

Remember, he's not a furry.

  • Taken before his eventual decline.
    Taken before his eventual decline.

External links

Kitty0706 is part of a series on YouTube.

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