Baphomet

ORIGINAL CHARACTER DO NOT STEAL

What happens when a bunch of bored internet deviants with a defective sense of self-importance and a complete ignorance of NYPA get together? 8chan's /baphomet/ seeks to answer that question in a demonstrative manner and so far has succeeded quite well, generating a healthy amount of lulz in the process. Terror of lolcows, white knights and corrupt assholes everywhere, /baphomet/ stands as a proud reminder that attracting unwarranted attention to yourself on the internet is a stupid fucking thing to do.

Who are these people?

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What you should expect to see on /baphomet/

/baphomet/ unashamedly presents itself as a doxing, raiding and overall "fucking with people" board. Rules are fairly lax however and one can discuss pretty much anything you'd expect on old /b/, such as TOR or just typical autismal bullshit. Its mods will ban you for any or no reason, representing fairly well the overall arbitrary nature of the board's population. SJW's who got mad after the rise of /baph/ in January 2015 have described /baph/ as the "militant wing of the gamergate movement". In contrast to this opinion most people on /baph/ see gamergate as a bunch of faggots and even call them "gamergays" instead. They say that this happens naturally when you let wymyn join your movement; They emasculate you and nobody will have respect for you because you got cuntified.

The rise of Baphomet Late 2014, early January 2015

Baphomet was created around november or december in 2014 but it had not much attention at that time. The reason for this is probably because it was still in its building phase. However in Late December 2014 and January 2015 /baph/ started to advertise heavily on 8chan's /b/ and many new anons found interest in it. After the great DDoS attack that happened in January 2015 against 8chan (mainly because of 8chan's pedo boards) Baphomet swore revenge. Many furious anons joined their crusade and started to investigate.

They found out that the hacking group "Lizard Squad" who already got famous for their Sony hack in 2014 was the hired gun for the operation and that they were selling infrastructure (a botnet) for DDoSing websites. It was clear for Baphomet that SJW are too dumb to DDoS a site so some SJW must have used this botnet for his operation. Fortunately the lizardfags were not were smart and someone managed to hack their site and steal a dump of every single account created for their service. Now it was Baphomet's turn to dig deeper in this case.

They started having a look at this dump and they were suprised how many dumb idiots entered their real email addresses for signing up for the lizardfag service. Many of these faggots also used the same passwords and usernames on other services and many /baph/oles had much fun devasting their facebook accounts by posting ISIS flags and goatse on their profiles and changing their names to things like "Mr. D1ck Suckr". Some Facebookfag even complained that he had to wait 60days until he can change the name on his profile back ensuring many lulz to /baph/oles. However even with pooled efforts to find the mastermind behind this DDoS /baph/ did not manage to find the evildoer (irony) and so they just started to wreak havoc on all SJW as a collective.

After this incident, Baphomet started various doxing, delivering, swatting and raiding operations targeting mostly SJW's, beta whiteknights and faggots all over the world. In 1 case there was 1 confirmed fatality but unfortunately it was only the family dog. These operations even made it to various minor news outlets like Ars Technica and Huffington Post mainly because professional victim SJW's like Brianna Wu started to cry around how they are risking their life for standing up against Baphomet and the media wanted some drama to sell their shit. Imagine this, how a imageboard that was up not even 1 full month gained so much attention an causing mayhem and butthurt for SJW's all over the world. Baphomet also started different backup chans on overchan and on Tor for the case that 8chan gets DDoSed again.

Benjikin the attention whore and more drama January 2015

The board owner of Baphomet (Benjikin) loved the attention he got and he even created a twitter account for attentionwhoring. Unfortunately he was doxed soon (irony haha) and got totally fucked by SJW. SJW sent letters to his mother (he lived at his mommas crib at that time, like real gangsters do) in which he was described as the board owner of a satanistic and pedophilic site what triggered his SJW mother to the point of kicking her own son out. He went to the woods and lived in a tent like a true gangsta now. He used the free WiFi of fast food restaurants to go online and continue performing his internet operations. Also the feds had it now much harder to track him down as he was not in his usual home address anymore but somewhere in the woods. Cops are known to be only eating donuts in their cars so searching him in the woods was not an option at that time. There were already rumors that he had connections to the black market (darknet) and now he even eared true street credibility for living the thug life.

At some point Benjikin claimed that he will delegate the board to another one (he lied) because he had many IRL problems now after everyone knew who was behind Baph. The next big drama was the Blue Shield Blue Cross hack. In this incredible operation (that demonstrated how well governments and government-like companies protect your private data) Benjikin and an alleged group of cybergangsters from China broke into one of the biggest health insurance companies of the USA and stole private data (incl. social security numbers) of about 80 million people.

This hack even made it to the mainstream media and as Benjikin was still an attentionwhore he boasted on Baphomet how he was behind this, ensuring that now the temperature was rising for him. Baphomet didn't survive long after this incident. They doxed a federal judge and then Benjikin started selling the SSN numbers because he was running low on funds after beeing kicked out of his mommas crib and also to make money so he could evade law enforcement and escape to China. He chose China as his flight destination because he was fluent in Chinese and China had no extradition agreement with the USA. He was an attentionwhore again and even posted this escape plan on Baphomet to make sure the cops know where they will find him.

The glorious "death" and resurrection of /Baph/

Then in February the whole Baphomet board got purged by an admin or mod account (possibly Benji was too dumb to choose a secure password and some SJW guessed it). After this incident the board operators decided to delete the board permanently from 8chan's index page and Benjikin started to keep a low profile and to prepare his escape. There were a few threads on 8chan's /b/ where he described how nervous he was because of being on the verge of getting v& and many cocksuckers gave him the attention he wanted and wished him luck. At this point SJW already started to celebrate their victory against Baphomet because in their logic if something is censored the problem disappears automaticly but little did they know, Baphomet was now just in hide mode, making sure the tech-illiterate SJW faggots who lurked Baph were gone and already preparing the next raid. On Friday February 13 2015 there was a posting on the now hidden Baphomet that was allegedly by Benjikin in which he stated that he successfully escaped to China.

Valentine's Day Raid 2015

Some anon on Baph suggested a tumblr Raid on valentines day around January. Many /baph/oles found it a good idea and they quietly started preparing the raid.

How do I protect myself from them?

Remember that no one cares about you and you'll be fine. /baphomet/ goes after targets which generate the maximum amount of lulz so unless you're the kind of guy that winds up with an article about him on ED, you should be fine. Another sure way to get Baphomets attention is to become a SJW, go to twitter and start posting offending stuff against Gamergate or 8chan.

See also

• 8chan
• Skiddies
• /i/
• Old /b/ would have X
• White knighting
• I did it for the lulz
• INTERNET HATE MACHINE

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