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<br>[[File:Dorian-thorn-before-after.jpg|center|900px|thumb|Both pictures are idiotic in their own | <br>[[File:Dorian-thorn-before-after.jpg|center|900px|thumb|Both pictures are idiotic in their own way...]]<br> | ||
{{quote|I no longer have a penis. This was not a medically necessary procedure at all. It was done with the encouragement of some people I met online, in August of 2010, seeking attention, seeking admiration, but once it was done, these people faded away quickly, and today I have to live with the results of my admittedly poor choices.|Dorian Thorn, shocked that he now regrets removing his dick.}} | {{quote|I no longer have a penis. This was not a medically necessary procedure at all. It was done with the encouragement of some people I met online, in August of 2010, seeking attention, seeking admiration, but once it was done, these people faded away quickly, and today I have to live with the results of my admittedly poor choices.|Dorian Thorn, shocked that he now regrets removing his dick.}} | ||
[[File:Dorian thorn shame junkie tumblr.jpg|thumb|Still humiliating himself, [http://dorian-thorn-porn.tumblr.com now on Tumblr.]]] | [[File:Dorian thorn shame junkie tumblr.jpg|thumb|Still humiliating himself, [http://dorian-thorn-porn.tumblr.com now on Tumblr.]]] | ||
[[Image:Dorian thorn face.jpg|thumb| | [[Image:Dorian thorn face.jpg|thumb|lol haunted much?]] | ||
[[Image:Dorian thorn eunuch closeup.jpg|thumb|Closeup of the ruined mess that used to be his dick.]] | [[Image:Dorian thorn eunuch closeup.jpg|thumb|Closeup of the ruined mess that used to be his dick.]] | ||
[[Last Thursday]], '''Dorian Thorn''' (aka '''Matt Thompson''' aka [http://dorian-thorn-porn.tumblr.com '''Shame Junkie''']) started as a [[troll]] for the [[lulz]] until everyone realized what a [[sick fuck]] he was. In response, he started calling himself the meatpuppet and trolled himself. | [[Last Thursday]], '''Dorian Thorn''' (aka '''Matt Thompson''' aka [http://dorian-thorn-porn.tumblr.com '''Shame Junkie''']) started as a [[troll]] for the [[lulz]] until everyone realized what a [[sick fuck]] he was. In response, he started calling himself the meatpuppet and trolled himself. | ||
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File:Dorian-thorn-daycare.JPG|Kid-friendly. | File:Dorian-thorn-daycare.JPG|Kid-friendly. | ||
File:Dorian-thorn-practice.jpg|Practice makes perfect! | File:Dorian-thorn-practice.jpg|Practice makes perfect! | ||
File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (3).jpg| | File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (3).jpg|Dude gave himself a chode. | ||
File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (0).jpg|Whining about his lack of dick on [http://dorianthorn.deviantart.com his deviantART] | File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (0).jpg|Whining about his lack of dick on [http://dorianthorn.deviantart.com his deviantART] | ||
File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (1).jpg|More from [http://dorianthorn.deviantart.com/ deviantART] | File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (1).jpg|More from [http://dorianthorn.deviantart.com/ deviantART] |
Revision as of 12:59, 19 February 2015
—Dorian Thorn, shocked that he now regrets removing his dick. |
Last Thursday, Dorian Thorn (aka Matt Thompson aka Shame Junkie) started as a troll for the lulz until everyone realized what a sick fuck he was. In response, he started calling himself the meatpuppet and trolled himself.
He started a blog that featured him sucking over 9000 dicks and being a huge faggot. He documented himself:
- fucking his sister (allegedly born June 17 1979 "June 18, 2000, about 2:30am: My sister came home from her 21st birthday drunk beyond belief")
- sucking off a dog and a horse
- running around naked in daycare centers and cumming on baby swings
- getting fired for running around naked in daycare centers and cumming on baby swings
- jerking off on his mom's picture, until he made himself impotent.
Then, after eating his own shit and drinking piss, he removed his own dick because it was full of aids and no one in their right mind would get anywhere near it.
When ED became OhInternet, he celebrated that no more of his nudes were online and deleted fucking everything, forgetting that some people know how to save image files to their hard drives, and his is a type of dickless faggotry that the internet does not forgive.
Just in case he had any shreds of dignity remaining, Dorian now appears on a Tumblr called Shame Junkie where numerous incidents of him being publicly exposed are documented. One can only wonder if ED is going to get a mention?
Galleries
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Sucking hundreds of cocks.
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Faggotry
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Sharing his cell # as well as his asshole.
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Castrating himself. FULL VIDEO HERE
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Dorian loved showing off his asshole even when he still had a dick.
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More people recognize him by his asshole than his face anyway.
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HE FUCKING LOVES BANANAS
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And his mother.
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More people have seen his dick than his face.
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Story of his life.
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Who is Claudia?
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Pretentious cunt.
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Unaware there's a new ED.
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Totally not on the Internet anymore.
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Kid-friendly.
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Practice makes perfect!
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Dude gave himself a chode.
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Whining about his lack of dick on his deviantART
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More from deviantART
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More from deviantART
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More from deviantART
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More from deviantART
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More from deviantART
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Sucking dick.
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Loving cum.
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Getting assfucked.
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Boring idiot.
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A cunt with nothing to say, pretends to be being ironic about being uninteresting.
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Cover up! you shameless cretin.
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Mmmmmm Does anyone know what he did with that thing once he'd cut it off?
See Also
External links
- Dorian's current porn Tumblr, SHAME JUNKIE
- Much larger photo gallery of Dorian's faggotry
- Dorian explaining why he removed his dick
- His deviantArt page. Comment about how his daughter was a result of fucking his sister if you can.
- His MySpace page
- His facebook profile, drop him a message about how he lost his dick to impotence!
- His JewTube Channel Give all his vids a dislike rating!!
Dorian's Porn Videos
- Jerking off
- Fucking his sister
- Drinking a glassfull of his own piss
- Eating His Own Shit
- The video where he accidentally made himself impotent
- Pissing into his own mouth
- Assorted Best-Of compilation, including bonus incest footage!
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