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[[Image:Bruce Marjorine Jenner.png|thumb|right|Bruce Jenner, not feeling very pretty yet.]] | [[Image:Bruce Marjorine Jenner.png|thumb|right|Bruce Jenner, not feeling very pretty yet.]] | ||
'''Bruce Jenner''' is a washed up sports celebrity and murderer of old ladies who became famous for being white but running faster than niggers. After realizing the large amount of cosmetic surgeries he had fucked his face for good and gave him a gay fairy look-alike, he decided that while being at it, he should go all in and become a woman. Everybody was taken by surprise but not us here at ED, because Jenner massive faggotry has always been obvious all along. | '''Bruce Jenner''' is a washed up sports celebrity and murderer of old ladies who became famous for being white but running faster than niggers. After realizing the large amount of cosmetic surgeries he had fucked his face for good and gave him a gay fairy look-alike, he decided that while being at it, he should go all in and become a woman. Everybody was taken by surprise but not us here at ED, because Jenner's massive faggotry has always been obvious all along. | ||
Jenner will accomplish two goals with this move: let loose his faggot nature that has been urging to get out of the closet for so long and match his family fellows in attention whoring. Being 65, Jenner doesn't have much longer to live and was waiting to die alone, but a sex change is always a good way to exist again for the liberal media and the SJW crowd. | Jenner will accomplish two goals with this move: let loose his faggot nature that has been urging to get out of the closet for so long and match his family fellows in attention whoring. Being 65, Jenner doesn't have much longer to live and was waiting to die alone, but a sex change is always a good way to exist again for the liberal media and the SJW crowd. | ||
He is now on a journey to become the prettiest, pretty princess in the whole wide world. And Bruce is going to tell '''his''' story, '''his''' way, now that he's ready to, and now that it's going to be [[attention whore|filmed for TV]]. | |||
Some people think | Some people think his daughters are prettier, but they are tremendously wrong. Actually, we could safely assert that while Jenner is truly hideous, his daughters are ''even uglier'' than him. The only thing they are better at is the ability to maintain a high fat percentage and the tendency to use their [[Usi|celebrity]] in the worst way possible. | ||
[[Trolls|People of bad faith]] are saying that Jenner just did it for the lulz in order to troll | [[Trolls|People of bad faith]] are saying that Jenner just did it for the lulz in order to troll his son-in-law, making sure he embarasses him as much as it is humanly possible in retaliation of West being a world-class cocksucker, drama whore and shitty musician. | ||
==See also== | ==See also== | ||
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* [[Kim Kardashian]], a stupid whore who is not as pretty as Bruce! | * [[Kim Kardashian]], a stupid whore who is not as pretty as Bruce! | ||
* [[Khloe Kardashian]], a stupid whore who is not as pretty as anyone! | * [[Khloe Kardashian]], a stupid whore who is not as pretty as anyone! | ||
* [[Kanye West]], | * [[Kanye West]], his step son-in-law | ||
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[[Category:People|Jenner, Bruce]] | [[Category:People|Jenner, Bruce]] | ||
Revision as of 04:15, 20 February 2015
Bruce Jenner is a washed up sports celebrity and murderer of old ladies who became famous for being white but running faster than niggers. After realizing the large amount of cosmetic surgeries he had fucked his face for good and gave him a gay fairy look-alike, he decided that while being at it, he should go all in and become a woman. Everybody was taken by surprise but not us here at ED, because Jenner's massive faggotry has always been obvious all along.
Jenner will accomplish two goals with this move: let loose his faggot nature that has been urging to get out of the closet for so long and match his family fellows in attention whoring. Being 65, Jenner doesn't have much longer to live and was waiting to die alone, but a sex change is always a good way to exist again for the liberal media and the SJW crowd.
He is now on a journey to become the prettiest, pretty princess in the whole wide world. And Bruce is going to tell his story, his way, now that he's ready to, and now that it's going to be filmed for TV.
Some people think his daughters are prettier, but they are tremendously wrong. Actually, we could safely assert that while Jenner is truly hideous, his daughters are even uglier than him. The only thing they are better at is the ability to maintain a high fat percentage and the tendency to use their celebrity in the worst way possible.
People of bad faith are saying that Jenner just did it for the lulz in order to troll his son-in-law, making sure he embarasses him as much as it is humanly possible in retaliation of West being a world-class cocksucker, drama whore and shitty musician.
See also
- Faggot Bruce, not related to Bruce Jenner at all
- Kim Kardashian, a stupid whore who is not as pretty as Bruce!
- Khloe Kardashian, a stupid whore who is not as pretty as anyone!
- Kanye West, his step son-in-law
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