Baphomet

ORIGINAL CHARACTER DO NOT STEAL

What happens when a bunch of bored internet deviants with a defective sense of self-importance and a complete ignorance of NYPA get together? 8chan's Baphotmet, or /baphomet/, board seeks to answer that question in a demonstrative manner and so far has succeeded quite well; generating a healthy amount of lulz in the process. Terror of lolcows, white knights and corrupt assholes everywhere, /baphomet/ stands as a proud reminder that attracting unwarranted attention to yourself on the internet is a stupid fucking thing to do.

Who are these fags?

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What you should expect to see on /baphomet/

/baphomet/ unashamedly presents itself as a doxing, raiding and overall "fucking with people" board. Rules are fairly lax however and one can discuss pretty much anything you'd expect on old /b/, such as TOR or just typical autismal bullshit. Its mods will ban you for any or no reason, representing fairly well the overall arbitrary nature of the board's population. SJW's who got mad after the rise of /baph/ in January 2015 have described /baph/ as the "militant wing of the gamergate movement"; failing to realize that any connection to it is purely coincidental, due to the chaotic nature of the board.

Some /baph/oles even call gamergaters "gamergays" because in their eyes they are trying to fight SJWs with their own tactics. The point that got critisized the most was gamergate allowing "girl gamers" in their movement just to prove that they are no misogynist hate group. Baphomet claimed this played into the hands of the SJW and emasculated the gamergays, leading to a complete loss of respect and fear from their opposing SJW forces. But don't worry gamergays, your big brother /baph/ is here and will show you how this is done.

In the old days (of late 2014 and early 2015) Baphomet was also called 8chan's board for sociopaths and psychopaths, describing the userbase quite well. There was even a thread on /baph/ where OP idendified as a sociopath and asked other /baph/oles what happened to them and how they became the way they are now. Unfortunately as the Baphomet board was wiped 3 times in only 1.5 months, the most threads are deleted and there are no screencaps or archives of a lot of threads.

Late 2014, January 2015 - The rise of /baphomet/

/baphomet/ was founded around November or December of 2014, but remained mostly inactive until its users began to spam 8chan's /b/ in a desperate bid for attention. Though their spam was largely ineffective and many residents of /b/ were annoyed by this attention-whoring and advertising. The board didn't really manage to recruit many new users. This changed when the website was hit with a DDos atack in January of 2015, and the board saw an influx of users looking to investigate who was behind this malicious attack against 8chan and freedom of speech.

Baphomet found out that the hacking group "Lizard Squad" who already got famous for their Sony hack in 2014 was the hired gun for the operation and that they were selling infrastructure (a botnet) for DDoSing websites. It was clear for Baphomet that SJW are too dumb to DDoS a site so some SJW must have used this lizardfag botnet for his operation. Fortunately, the lizardfags were not very smart and someone managed to hack their site and steal a dump of every single account created for their service. Now it was Baphomet's turn to dig deeper in this case.

Baphomet started having a look at this dump and they were surprised how many dumb idiots entered their real email addresses when they were signing up for the lizardfag service. Many of these faggots also used the same passwords and usernames on other services and many /baph/oles had much fun devastating their Facebook accounts by posting ISIS flags and goatse on their profiles and changing their names to things like "Mr. D1ck Suckr". Some Facebookfag even complained that he had to wait 60 days until he can change the name on his profile back ensuring many lulz to /baph/oles. However even with pooled efforts to find the mastermind behind this DDoS /baph/ did not manage to find the evildoer (irony) and so they just started to wreak havoc on any SJW that was disrespecting 8chan or baphomet.

In early January Baphomet started various doxing, delivering, swatting and raiding operations targeting mostly SJW's, beta whiteknights and faggots all over the world. In 1 case SJWs claimed 1 confirmed fatality but unfortunately it was only the family dog of some SJW who was swatted. These operations made it to various news outlets like Ars Technica, Huffington Post and also to major main stream media outlets like the Washington Post. Remember, their board was only up for about 1 month, had not many active posters (about 40 regular posters and hundreds of lurkers) and this was only a few days after the DDoS attack on 8chan and these fuckers were already internet superstars.

At this time Baphomet also started different backup chans and IRC channels on overchan and TOR for the case that another shoah happens (8chan gets DDoSed again).

Mid January 2015 - February 2015 - Benjikin and more attention

The board owner of Baphomet (Benjikin) seemed to love the attention he got, so he even created a twitter account for attentionwhoring. Unfortunately he was doxed soon (what irony) and got totally fucked by SJW. SJW sent letters to his mother (he lived at his mommas crib at that time) in which he was described as the head of a satanistic/pedophilic cult what triggered his SJW mother to the point of kicking her own son out.

He went to the woods and lived in a tent like a true gangsta now. He used the free WiFi of fast food restaurants to go online and continue performing his internet operations. There were also rumors that he was involved in Darknet and black market stuff for years and now he finally proved his street credibility like a true gangsta. Also the feds had it now much harder to track him down as he was not in his usual home address anymore but somewhere in the woods. Cops are known to be only eating donuts in their cars so searching him in the woods was not an option at that time.

At some point Benjikin claimed that he will delegate the board to another mod (he lied). /baph/oles assumed he had many IRL problems now after everyone knew who was behind Baphomet and that this was a trick to make the idiots believe that he is not in charge anymore. As till this day he remains the board owner, it is assumed he successfully tricked all the idiots into believing that he will quit.

The next big drama was the Blue Shield Blue Cross hack. In this incredible operation (that demonstrated how well governments and government-like companies protect your private data) Benjikin and an alleged group of cybergangsters from China broke into one of the biggest health insurance companies of the USA and stole private data (incl. social security numbers) of about 80 million residents of the USA. This hack even made it to the mainstream media and as Benjikin was still an attentionwhore he boasted on Baphomet how he was behind this, ensuring that now the temperature was rising for him.

Baphomet didn't survive long after this incident. They doxed the federal judge from the Silk Road case and dumped her dox and SSN on Baphomet and Benjikin also started selling the SSN numbers from the BSBC hack because he was running low on funds and also to make money so he could evade law enforcement and escape to China. He chose China as his flight destination because he was fluent in Chinese and China has no extradition agreement with the USA. He was an attentionwhore again and even posted this escape plan on Baphomet to make sure the cops know where they will find him.

Mid February 2015 - The glorious 3rd "death" and resurrection of /Baph/

SJW really thought they won and /baph/ was laughing hard...

Then in February the whole Baphomet board got purged by an admin or mod account (possibly Benji was too dumb to choose a secure password and some SJW guessed it). After this incident the board operators decided to delete the board permanently from 8chan's index page and Benjikin started to keep a low profile and to prepare his escape. There were a few threads on 8chan's /b/ where he described how nervous he was because of being on the verge of getting v& and many cocksuckers gave him the attention he wanted and wished him luck. At this point SJWs already started to celebrate their victory against Baphomet on twitter and tumblr because in their logic if something is censored the problem is solved automaticly.

Little did they know, Baphomet was never away and now just in hide mode, making sure the tech-illiterate SJW faggots who lurked /baph/ were gone and already preparing the next raid. On Friday February 13 2015 there was a posting on the now hidden Baphomet that was allegedly by Benjikin in which he stated that he successfully escaped to China. Many anons congratulated him and were happy that their fellow comrade managed to escape.

Valentine's Day Raid 2015

The fail was admitted by /baphomet/ but they already started preparations for the next one

Some anon on Baphomet suggested a tumblr Raid on valentines day around January. Many /baph/oles found it a good idea and they quietly started preparing the raid. The Valentine's raid 2015 turned out to be a massive fail because firstly not many /baph/oles seem to have joined the raid and secondly they did not prepare carefully enough for the operation. Many anons created new tumblr accounts specially for the raid and forgot that tumblr has a feature that prohibits certain functions for new accounts and so these accounts won't be usable for raids. However /baph/oles already are planning the next raid that was planned to be set on a LGBT holiday.

Late January 2015, February 2015, ongoing - Swami drama

Who would have thought someone would lie about beeing a woman on the internet?

Baphomet is involved in a major internal 8chan drama with the name/tripfag and /fem/ board owner "Swami". Swami pissed Baphomet off in late January 2015 by tweeting disrespectful content about /baph/ and Baphomet started a revenge campaign after this incident started.

As /fem/ is allegedly a board for females by females (even claimed by Swami "herself"), internet detectives from Baphomet felt suspicious about this and began digging. They found out that Swami is in reality not only a man but also a neet pedophile and well-known internet troll, who used the name "Japanese Lettuce Hardcore" around 2012. This "Japanese Lettuce Hardcore" was a famous and well-known tripfag and r9k troll back in 2012.

Without comments...

In the beginning when this info leaked, people doubted that Baphomets claim was true. After anons posted on /fem/ about this issue and got banned with their posts deleted, it is assumed that Baphomet really was right about this claim and that Swami is in reality a neet pedophile claiming to be a woman, running a forum by and for females.

After beeing exposed, Swami got mad and started fishing on Baphomet for IP Adresses with blasze.tk finger box links so he can report them to the FBI. Little did he know, most of Baphomet (besides the SJW lurkers and obvious idiots) are using at least a VPN service or even a VPN + TOR combination so these efforts will not bring him the desired results. He also claimed via twitter, that Benji had to flee because of him (and his vendetta against Baphomet) and not because of doxing the federal judge and stealing private data of 80 million American citizens, confirming his megalomaniac liar attitude.

Swami now claims he is aiming at Baphomet moderator "Vince" (Benjis right hand man and deputy) and makes postings on twitter that should intimidate Vince and the other mods on Baphomet while the anons on /baph/ are laughing their asses off about Swamis butthurt.

Baphomet recently created /tradfem/ and /girltalk/ on 8chan as honeypots to piss off Swami by taking traffic from her (read: his) board. Swami is still posting on twitter how superior he is and how Baphomet did not manage to dox him even if he made over 600 postings and also had a stied thread on Baphomet.

See also

• 8chan
• Skiddies
• /i/
• Old /b/ would have X
• White knighting
• I did it for the lulz
• INTERNET HATE MACHINE

External Links

/baph/

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