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March 2015

Featured Article - Kill la Kill

Kill la Kill (キルラキル Kiru ra Kiru) is an edgy Magical Girl Animu made by Trigger, who has a blood fetish. It's basically Evangelion and Dragon Ball Z combined. The plot is a prequel to Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt, related to FLCL, complete with Goku uniforms. It was hailed by /a/ as the saviour of animu, but it turned out to be nothing special.

((SENKETSU!))


March 2014

Featured Article - Monster Musume no Iru Nichijou

Monster Musume no Iru Nichijou (Daily Life With a Monster Girl in Engrish, or simply Monster Musume) is the most recent manga to take /a/ by storm, capturing the young, lonely dwellers with its intense plot and dynamic characters. The story revolves around Kurusu Kimihito (aka darling, husband, master, and sir) whose life got flip turned upside down after he was admitted into the "Cultural Exchange Between Species" program.

((MONSTER NO IRU NICHIJOU))

December 2013

Featured Article - Nichijou

Nichijou is a pointless manga-turned anime featuring your average roster of kawaii schoolgirls, lolis, robots, and a number of other things that are beyond the point of comprehension. This anime, itself, is the result of Lucky Star and the Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya fucking violently. However, unlike every other anime that has been created, it doesn’t try to make pop culture references or actually perform any fanservice, probably due to the show’s complete failure in Japan. Whether this is a win or a fail is to be decided.

((NICHIJOU))

November 19, 2013

Featured Article - 404 Girl
Wikipedia dating sim.
Wikipedia dating sim.

404 Girl is the nickname people have given to the girl on many of 4chan's numerous 404 pictures, which come up when you try to refresh a thread that died while you were away. However, weeaboos, faggots and retards will call her Yotsuba. /b/ is limited to keeping 15 43 pages worth of active content 'up' after which a dead or dying post will go to the post graveyard.

*Note: If a weeaboo calls her 404 Girl they fail (moreso) as one, because her name is Yotsuba (meaning four-leaf, GET IT? LIEK 4CHAN! HA! HA!).

((404 GIRL))

September 5, 2013

Featured Article - Dating sim
Wikipedia dating sim.
Wikipedia dating sim.

If you are wapanese and ronery or can't get laid no matter what you do, this is the pointless cure for you! A dating sim is a video game which allows you to have relationships with anime girls who wouldn't look at you on the street. Many people who play these sort of games are said to have absolutely no life and some of them actually think situations such as those depicted in the game can really be true. A lot of free Dating Sims can be found in such sites as Newgrounds, although one must remember that playing one dating sim is considered research. After that, it's just plain faggotry. This, of course unless you are actually repeatedly using these sims because you couldn't figure out how to ask an Asian cunt out in the first place, in which case you are a total fucktard.

Katawa Shoujo - a Chan-created Dating sim

August 5, 2013

Featured Article - Fan dub
Pssshhhh....yeah right.
Pssshhhh....yeah right.

Fan dubs are irreverent gemstones that help bridge the gap between anime released in America and Japan. Japan is usually way ahead of the translated versions in America, and fans that get stuck on a cliffhanger sometimes just can't wait to find out what happens next. Looking at fan dubs is more sensible than having to wait 3 years and paying $59.99 for three episodes. Sadly, seeing a fan dub might leave one more confused and disappointed than if they were to see the untranslated Japanese version.

Another use for fan dubs is parody work or tributes of sorts. Surely, nothing is more hilarious than casting your puberty-entrenched middle school class as the cast of Evangelion! And surely we can all enjoy people being RANDOM!!!!1!1 and saying out of character, dumb shit in cartoon-like voices for hundreds of hours across the entire lifespan of an anime series? The answer is no - what the fuck is wrong with you, haven't you tortured us all enough by wearing your Naruto headband in public? Why don't you take your stupid PC microphone and sit on it and spin!

A fan dub differs from a fan sub in that a person records their voice over top of the original actors', whereas in a fan sub, the sound is not altered but a translation of the conversation is written along the bottom of the screen.

(( WEEABOO-TRANSLATED DUBS ))


June 11, 2013

Featured Article - Fullmetal Alchemist
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Advanced Stage Muscular Schlerosis

Fullmetal Alchemist is a crazy animu/manga about a boy and his robot/metal unicorn. The original title, Love Alchemy was dropped when Love Hina beat them to the punch. Some argue that the main character's titular nickname comes from the fact that he frequently uses the metal shavings lodged in his rectum from fucking his robot brother in his alchemy. The series incorporates science, religion, magic, politics, action and adventure to tell a thrilling tale about the First Law in alchemy: "humankind cannot gain anything without giving something in return."

(( FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST ))


June 4, 2013

Featured Article - Dickgirl

Dickgirl is a name lovingly given to women with penises (in contrast to cuntboys, which are men with vaginas). If a dickgirl is thought to be a regular girl by an unsuspecting victim, when it turns out to have a banana where their fish pocket ought to be, said dickgirl is known as a trap. When said abominations are drawn into pornography by basement-dwellers when they're not busy posting about how much they like it in the butt on Facebook, it is referred to as Futanari.

(( CLOSET CASES' FAP MATERIAL ))