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'''AIDS''', by [[Faggots|many]] it is seen as a tragic disease, [[Everyone|others]], however, see it for what it really is, the greatest source of [[lulz]] ever conceived, for example: every 0.0001003402 seconds a baby in Africa dies of AIDS. It stands for '''Anally-Inflicted Death Sentence''', '''Adios! Infected Dick Sucker''', "Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome" for [[Wikipedia]]ns, and "S.I.D.A." in [[Fail|French]], meaning "''Sauvagement Introduit Dans l'Anus''" (Savagely Introduced into Da Anus). AIDS is the [[politically correct]] term for [[GRIDS]], '''Gay Cancer''', and '''The Ebonic Plague'''.
Just when you probably thought you could sigh a breath of relief at the [[Covid]] [[PsyOps|psyop]] fading into the past due to being [[retarded]] [[fake news]] and not expecting any more third-world diseases to take its' place, then came the niggerpox which all started approximately [[Last Thursday]] when an indigenous [[Harambe|niggermonkey]] from [[Nigeria]] (carrying the Monkeypox virus) boarded a plane to the [[UK]] and proceeded to spread his new and improved hybrid of the black plague and [[AIDS]] via [[Buttsecks]] to many of Britain's [[beastiality|nigger-loving]] [[London|northern]] [[Queers|compatriots]]. Not a single fuck was given as it is only transmissible to those with monkey [[DNA]] ([[niggers]] and shitfucking [[faggots]]).


In spite of the disease's name, AIDS involves no [[Help|aid or assistance]] whatsoever.
<center>'''[[Monkeypox|(( MONKEYPOX ))]]'''</center>
 
Created by <s>[[Ronald Reagan]]</s> trolls during the [[1980s]] to destroy niggers on the Internet, [[Furry|furries]] and [[Homosexuality|faggots]], AIDS is transmitted predominantly via [[buttsecks]] between two [[men]]. Aside from buttsecks, [[gay]] people can transmit AIDS by touch or injecting their tainted blood into harmless [[str8]] people on the street. It is even possible to get AIDS by looking into the eyes of an infected person for more than roughly 8.3 seconds or by being kind or compassionate to any HIV-positive individual. Simply reading the [[Dan Savage]] web site can give you AIDS, and rumor has it that the code is encrypted in recent versions of the Conficker Worm. There are two different sets of diagnostic criteria in the first world and in Africa, to guarantee as many people die as possible!
 
AIDS is proof that [[God hates fags]], and [[nigger]]s, because '''ALL''' niggers have AIDS.
 
<center>'''[[AIDS|(( AIDS ))]]'''</center>

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Featured Faggotry - Monkeypox

Just when you probably thought you could sigh a breath of relief at the Covid psyop fading into the past due to being retarded fake news and not expecting any more third-world diseases to take its' place, then came the niggerpox which all started approximately Last Thursday when an indigenous niggermonkey from Nigeria (carrying the Monkeypox virus) boarded a plane to the UK and proceeded to spread his new and improved hybrid of the black plague and AIDS via Buttsecks to many of Britain's nigger-loving northern compatriots. Not a single fuck was given as it is only transmissible to those with monkey DNA (niggers and shitfucking faggots).

(( MONKEYPOX ))