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Dreamer72fem is the username for the prolific [[Youtube|youtube]] uploader [[Powerword|Stacey Denise Humphreys]], who has uploaded a video almost every single day | Dreamer72fem is the username for the prolific [[Youtube|youtube]] uploader [[Powerword|Stacey Denise Humphreys]], who has uploaded a video almost every single day. With each passing year, Dreamer showcases another new hairdo of varying color. Although relatively unknown, Dreamer has a small number of extremely loyal, middle-aged, mobility scooter riding fans that fill the comment section of her videos with pandering bullshit. | ||
Dreamer may indeed present the purest representation of life in middle-America. It is harder to find a more accurate representation of the every day goings on of the plebeian folk. Each and every detail of Dreamer's every waking second is carefully orated for the benefit of her audience | Dreamer may indeed present the purest representation of life in middle-America. It is harder to find a more accurate representation of the every day goings on of the plebeian folk. Each and every detail of Dreamer's every waking second is carefully orated for the benefit of her audience. | ||
[[File:fetusfetustrollbaby.jpg|300px|thumb|right|Dreamer72fetus]] | [[File:fetusfetustrollbaby.jpg|300px|thumb|right|Dreamer72fetus]] | ||
[[File:Dreamer72femfem.jpg |700px|thumb|left|Dreamer in one of her famous dazes]]Most of Dreamer's videos take place in a bedroom setting, where she regularly pauses to feed her cat, to get lost in some weird outer space zone, or to eat the snacks her | [[File:Dreamer72femfem.jpg |700px|thumb|left|Dreamer in one of her famous dazes]]Most of Dreamer's videos take place in a bedroom setting, where she regularly pauses to feed her cat, to get lost in some weird outer space zone, or to eat the snacks her fans send from Amazon (such snacks are regularly gifted along with cheap vinyl Disney crap and used cross stitch patterns probably purloined from the fans' dead grandmas closets). Sadly, however, the true origin of Dreamer's stunned pauses remains a mystery to this day. [[File:prideshitters.jpg|300px|thumb|right|A pride shit truck carries shit]] | ||
=== Personal Life === | === Personal Life === | ||
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[[File:humper2.jpg|500px|thumb|right|The Humper expresses his feelings on the world]] | [[File:humper2.jpg|500px|thumb|right|The Humper expresses his feelings on the world]] | ||
Next to her father, her favorite relative is her red mobility scooter, which she takes joyrides on to her favorite grocery store Meijer, or sometimes Costco. At these establishments, she further enjoys grabbing | Next to her father, her favorite relative is her red mobility scooter, which she takes joyrides on to her favorite grocery store Meijer, or sometimes Costco. At these establishments, she further enjoys grabbing large amounts of produce and putting them in her scooter basket. She appears to have a great affinity for green beans and asparagus. | ||
While Dreamer used to work for some sort of newspaper, she now owns a portable shitter company "pride toilets" with her skinny | While Dreamer used to work for some sort of newspaper, she now owns a portable shitter company "pride toilets" with her skinny cousin "Rawhnie." Rawhnie appears to do most of the grunt work, as he had a recent run in with a poop shower. During the time Cousin Rawhnie was getting his poop shower, Dreamer was trolling his misfortune in front of her computer. She claims to do the "books," although it is unclear what role she actually plays in the company. | ||
Dreamer has been working on the same cross stitch for the past few months. The product of this | Dreamer has been working on the same cross stitch for the past few months. The product of this is kept in a plastic sandwich bag. Fans are regularly treated to updates on which colors have been added to to the rather unfortunate looking "cottage on a lake." | ||
=== In the kitchen with Dreamer === | === In the kitchen with Dreamer === | ||
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Dreamer, like her friend Simply Sara, enjoys spending her days in the kitchen. [[File:mmsfood1223.jpg|500px|thumb|left|One of Dreamer's culinary creations]]Here, she regularly whips up such culinary masterpieces as creamed asparagus on toast, turkey turd meatloaf and the ever lovely tuna noodle casserole. Sometimes, she will journey her fans through "meal prep" where she cooks 938203810831 copies of the same meal, cuts them into little pieces and puts them in the fridge. When Dreamer is in the kitchen, she likes to hide behind the camera, adding an aura of mystique. Dreamer usually uses The Humper to taste test her foods, but he is always poker faced when | Dreamer, like her friend Simply Sara, enjoys spending her days in the kitchen. [[File:mmsfood1223.jpg|500px|thumb|left|One of Dreamer's culinary creations]]Here, she regularly whips up such culinary masterpieces as creamed asparagus on toast, turkey turd meatloaf and the ever lovely tuna noodle casserole. Sometimes, she will journey her fans through "meal prep" where she cooks 938203810831 copies of the same meal, cuts them into little pieces and puts them in the fridge. When Dreamer is in the kitchen, she likes to hide behind the camera, adding an aura of mystique. Dreamer usually uses The Humper to taste test her foods, but he is always poker faced when putting her cooking into his face, so one is unsure if he actually enjoys it or has enured himself to a lifetime of 1960s recipes. | ||
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Ian Bennett was fond of leaving friendly replies, saying "hi" to Dreamer's commenters on a regular basis. According to Dreamer, he also followed her around social media, although she and her grumpy fans did not accept his warm and welcoming nature, and he was most likely banned, as he has not made an appearance since his shout out. [[File:voldycomputer.jpg|500px|thumb|left|Ian or Ian Bennett]] | Ian Bennett was fond of leaving friendly replies, saying "hi" to Dreamer's commenters on a regular basis. According to Dreamer, he also followed her around social media, although she and her grumpy fans did not accept his warm and welcoming nature, and he was most likely banned, as he has not made an appearance since his shout out. [[File:voldycomputer.jpg|500px|thumb|left|Ian or Ian Bennett]] | ||
After the disappearance of Ian or Ian Bennett some clever fans once tried to imitate Dreamer in the comment section on her videos. This was quite hilarious, especially when Dreamer's fans thought it was really her. However, after | After the disappearance of Ian or Ian Bennett some clever fans once tried to imitate Dreamer in the comment section on her videos. This was quite hilarious, especially when Dreamer's fans thought it was really her. However, after some time Dreamer finally figured out how to moderate comments and the "copycats" as she called them, were no more. They did make a brief reappearance when they created "copycat" Facebook accounts, however these attempts were quickly cockblocked by Dreamer and her drooling fans. | ||
Given the | Given the nature of YouTube, there is a surprising lack of negative comments evident on Dreamer's videos. This can only mean that such comments are constantly being deleted, proving that Dreamer spends a copious amount of time combating trolls and eating green beans. | ||
Despite everything, Dreamer's trolls are extremely intelligent, creative and awesome and always manage to prevail over her attempts to ignore their shenanigans. | Despite everything, Dreamer's trolls are extremely intelligent, creative and awesome and always manage to prevail over her attempts to ignore their shenanigans. | ||
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=== The Internets === | === The Internets === | ||
Dreamer has an account on every single website on earth. This is quite useful for doing detective work. Besides YouTube, most notably she can be found on a now possibly abandoned [https://myspace.com/dreamer72fem Myspace] page and the website "Dimensions", a place where people of | Dreamer has an account on every single website on earth. This is quite useful for doing detective work. Besides YouTube, most notably she can be found on a now possibly abandoned [https://myspace.com/dreamer72fem Myspace] page and the website "Dimensions", a place where people of a unique size trade tips. Although Dreamer seems to have stopped posting, her account on the site suggests she still lurks. | ||
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=== Love Life === | === Love Life === | ||
Dreamer's most notable documented relationship was with a German stranger named Tailman/Tilman/Adolf that she met on the internet. He crops up in her videos at around the year 2007, but disappears without explanation some time later. During his reign, he bought her German chocolate, according to | Dreamer's most notable documented relationship was with a German stranger named Tailman/Tilman/Adolf that she met on the internet. He crops up in her videos at around the year 2007, but disappears without explanation some time later. During his reign, he bought her a lot of German chocolate, according to posts on dimensions, though it appears that German chocolate cannot sustain a relationship, and the two parted ways. | ||
[[File:hitlerinternetz.jpg|300px|thumb|left|Tilman/Tailman/Adolf]] | [[File:hitlerinternetz.jpg|300px|thumb|left|Tilman/Tailman/Adolf]] | ||
Although Dreamer is no longer getting serviced by Adolf Tailman's schnitzel, she still enjoys visiting her local German restaurant and tucking into a heartier sausage. During their relationship, Dreamer and Adolf Tailman partook in such pastimes as visiting budget hotels, taking road trips through America's ugliest towns and making awkward videos together, as well as taking even more awkward pictures together in the car. Some possible reasons why Dreamer and Adolf Tailman broke up include a) living on two sides of an entire fucking ocean b) his having one taste of her creamed asparagus on toast c) a shortage of German chocolate. | Although Dreamer is no longer getting serviced by Adolf Tailman's schnitzel, she still enjoys visiting her local German restaurant and tucking into a heartier sausage. During their relationship, Dreamer and Adolf Tailman partook in such pastimes as visiting budget hotels, taking road trips through America's ugliest towns and making awkward videos together, as well as taking even more awkward pictures together in the car. Some possible reasons why Dreamer and Adolf Tailman broke up include a) living on two sides of an entire fucking ocean b) his having one taste of her creamed asparagus on toast c) a shortage of German chocolate. | ||
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Dreamer72fem is the username for the prolific youtube uploader Stacey Denise Humphreys, who has uploaded a video almost every single day. With each passing year, Dreamer showcases another new hairdo of varying color. Although relatively unknown, Dreamer has a small number of extremely loyal, middle-aged, mobility scooter riding fans that fill the comment section of her videos with pandering bullshit.
Dreamer may indeed present the purest representation of life in middle-America. It is harder to find a more accurate representation of the every day goings on of the plebeian folk. Each and every detail of Dreamer's every waking second is carefully orated for the benefit of her audience.
Most of Dreamer's videos take place in a bedroom setting, where she regularly pauses to feed her cat, to get lost in some weird outer space zone, or to eat the snacks her fans send from Amazon (such snacks are regularly gifted along with cheap vinyl Disney crap and used cross stitch patterns probably purloined from the fans' dead grandmas closets). Sadly, however, the true origin of Dreamer's stunned pauses remains a mystery to this day.
Personal Life
Dreamer lives in a rural Michigan town with her father Neil "The Humper" Humphreys. His escapades are one her most beloved vlog topics, especially when it comes to his technological incompetency.
Next to her father, her favorite relative is her red mobility scooter, which she takes joyrides on to her favorite grocery store Meijer, or sometimes Costco. At these establishments, she further enjoys grabbing large amounts of produce and putting them in her scooter basket. She appears to have a great affinity for green beans and asparagus.
While Dreamer used to work for some sort of newspaper, she now owns a portable shitter company "pride toilets" with her skinny cousin "Rawhnie." Rawhnie appears to do most of the grunt work, as he had a recent run in with a poop shower. During the time Cousin Rawhnie was getting his poop shower, Dreamer was trolling his misfortune in front of her computer. She claims to do the "books," although it is unclear what role she actually plays in the company.
Dreamer has been working on the same cross stitch for the past few months. The product of this is kept in a plastic sandwich bag. Fans are regularly treated to updates on which colors have been added to to the rather unfortunate looking "cottage on a lake."
In the kitchen with Dreamer
Dreamer, like her friend Simply Sara, enjoys spending her days in the kitchen.
Here, she regularly whips up such culinary masterpieces as creamed asparagus on toast, turkey turd meatloaf and the ever lovely tuna noodle casserole. Sometimes, she will journey her fans through "meal prep" where she cooks 938203810831 copies of the same meal, cuts them into little pieces and puts them in the fridge. When Dreamer is in the kitchen, she likes to hide behind the camera, adding an aura of mystique. Dreamer usually uses The Humper to taste test her foods, but he is always poker faced when putting her cooking into his face, so one is unsure if he actually enjoys it or has enured himself to a lifetime of 1960s recipes.
Ian or Ian Bennett
In January of 2015, Dreamer introduced us to her most rabid fan, "Ian or Ian Bennett." Little is known about this epic troll, other than the fact he has been the only person to date to receive an angry shout out from Dreamer herself. We also know that he has a brother who is a dyslexic fortune teller. It is thought the brothers live somewhere in England and have red hair.
Ian Bennett was fond of leaving friendly replies, saying "hi" to Dreamer's commenters on a regular basis. According to Dreamer, he also followed her around social media, although she and her grumpy fans did not accept his warm and welcoming nature, and he was most likely banned, as he has not made an appearance since his shout out.
After the disappearance of Ian or Ian Bennett some clever fans once tried to imitate Dreamer in the comment section on her videos. This was quite hilarious, especially when Dreamer's fans thought it was really her. However, after some time Dreamer finally figured out how to moderate comments and the "copycats" as she called them, were no more. They did make a brief reappearance when they created "copycat" Facebook accounts, however these attempts were quickly cockblocked by Dreamer and her drooling fans.
Given the nature of YouTube, there is a surprising lack of negative comments evident on Dreamer's videos. This can only mean that such comments are constantly being deleted, proving that Dreamer spends a copious amount of time combating trolls and eating green beans.
Despite everything, Dreamer's trolls are extremely intelligent, creative and awesome and always manage to prevail over her attempts to ignore their shenanigans.
The Internets
Dreamer has an account on every single website on earth. This is quite useful for doing detective work. Besides YouTube, most notably she can be found on a now possibly abandoned Myspace page and the website "Dimensions", a place where people of a unique size trade tips. Although Dreamer seems to have stopped posting, her account on the site suggests she still lurks.
Love Life
Dreamer's most notable documented relationship was with a German stranger named Tailman/Tilman/Adolf that she met on the internet. He crops up in her videos at around the year 2007, but disappears without explanation some time later. During his reign, he bought her a lot of German chocolate, according to posts on dimensions, though it appears that German chocolate cannot sustain a relationship, and the two parted ways.
Although Dreamer is no longer getting serviced by Adolf Tailman's schnitzel, she still enjoys visiting her local German restaurant and tucking into a heartier sausage. During their relationship, Dreamer and Adolf Tailman partook in such pastimes as visiting budget hotels, taking road trips through America's ugliest towns and making awkward videos together, as well as taking even more awkward pictures together in the car. Some possible reasons why Dreamer and Adolf Tailman broke up include a) living on two sides of an entire fucking ocean b) his having one taste of her creamed asparagus on toast c) a shortage of German chocolate.
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