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Belarus: Difference between revisions
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[[File:Bust an AK.jpg|thumb|right|600px|A one man army]] | [[File:Bust an AK.jpg|thumb|right|600px|A one man army]] | ||
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[[File:NOT GAY.jpg|thumb|right|600px|[[Faggot|Straight Belarussian Pride]] ]] | [[File:NOT GAY.jpg|thumb|right|600px|[[Faggot|Straight Belarussian Pride]] ]] | ||
0:00=0:20 rather be dictator than be [[gay]] <div align="center"><youtube>Q9ew_4pn6QQ</youtube></div> | At 0:00=0:20 The great Premier decreees that he will rather be dictator than be [[gay]] <div align="center"><youtube>Q9ew_4pn6QQ</youtube></div> | ||
He can forgive Lesbians, but not gays, you must require the presidential penal penalty. <div align="center"><youtube>P2XMe1hk-xg</youtube></div> | |||
[[File:Fistingbelarussian.jpg|thumb|right|[[Goatse|proof Lukashenko has one love ]] | |||
== Belarusian Economy == | == Belarusian Economy == | ||
[[File:Belarus trator tato.jpg|thumb|right|600px|[[Faggot|Straight Belarussian Pride]] ]] | |||
[[Traktor.jpg|thumb|right|[[poverty|The driver of the Belarussian economy]] | |||
Picture of Potatoes, | Picture of Potatoes, | ||
[[File:Potatoees.jpg|thumb|right|[[poverty|The driver of the Belarussian economy]] | |||
Some argue that potatoes and Tractors are the only resource available to Belarus. However the average Belarussian citizen would retort that Victor just eats every thing. | Some argue that potatoes and Tractors are the only resource available to Belarus. However the average Belarussian citizen would retort that Victor just eats every thing. | ||
Picture | Picture | ||
[[Fatcowsun.jpg|800px|center]] | |||
== Crime and Punishment in Belarus == | == Crime and Punishment in Belarus == | ||
Quite fortunate for you stupid barbaric Americans, there is only one crime in Belarus. Perhaps Belarussians are just better behaved than the pathetic western parasite. Or it could be that all the unemployed are paying government 200 dollars a month, you [[American]] welfare queens. | Quite fortunate for you stupid barbaric Americans, there is only one crime in Belarus. Perhaps Belarussians are just better behaved than the pathetic western parasite. Or it could be that all the unemployed are paying government 200 dollars a month, you [[American]] welfare queens. | ||
<div align="center"><youtube>qOfbyGqzXKw</youtube></div> | <div align="center"><youtube>qOfbyGqzXKw</youtube></div> | ||
Revision as of 16:55, 2 April 2015
Big Daddy LUKASHENKO
Lukashenko is the first Emperor of the shire of Belarus, He has upheld an oath to take to the frontlines if any wise cracking American dares to plant a Mcdonalds chain.
Presidential hockey
Is the greatest hockey player in the east and has a team of the best trained hockeys who win Belarus workers A DAY OFF TO WATCH HIM PLAY. This is what he pretends the presidential team of Belarus is.
Sometimes accidents happen when people block Lukashenko and his big black retard hat.
His Amatuer team consists himself and a bunch of actual fucking professional Belarussian Hockey players. All they do is win win win no matter what.
NO HOMOGAYS IN BELARUS
At 0:00=0:20 The great Premier decreees that he will rather be dictator than be gay
He can forgive Lesbians, but not gays, you must require the presidential penal penalty.
[[File:Fistingbelarussian.jpg|thumb|right|proof Lukashenko has one love
Belarusian Economy
[[File:Belarus trator tato.jpg|thumb|right|600px|Straight Belarussian Pride ]]
[[Traktor.jpg|thumb|right|The driver of the Belarussian economy
Picture of Potatoes,
[[File:Potatoees.jpg|thumb|right|The driver of the Belarussian economy Some argue that potatoes and Tractors are the only resource available to Belarus. However the average Belarussian citizen would retort that Victor just eats every thing. Picture
Crime and Punishment in Belarus
Quite fortunate for you stupid barbaric Americans, there is only one crime in Belarus. Perhaps Belarussians are just better behaved than the pathetic western parasite. Or it could be that all the unemployed are paying government 200 dollars a month, you American welfare queens.