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| {{spoiler|KITTY0706 DIED OF BLOOD CANCER AND IS YIFFING IN HELL!!!11!! GOODNIGHT SWEET PRINCE}}
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| [[File:23453465474.png|right|thumb|300px|Our guns are touching.]]
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| [[File:Kitty0706 From Clipboard.png|right|thumb|200px|I'm not a furry, really!]]
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| '''Kitty0706''' ('''[[Powerword|Colin Wyckoff]]''') was a fat, semi-psychotic [[Garry's Mod|gmodder]] who is so unfunny, he actually gave himself [[Cancer|cancer]]. He posts videos on [[YouTube]] to a following of 300,000 social outcasts who are convinced by their intense autism that this bald faggot is actually worth laughing at.
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| Despite constantly talking about furries on Twitter and YouTube, he [[Not|definitely wasn't]] one and you are '''gravely mistaken''' for thinking otherwise.
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| If you're a parent, his videos excellently illustrate the merits of having a late-term abortion.
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| {{quote|I do not own a Furaffinity, for those who think I'm on that weird site.|Kitty0706|[https://www.youtube.com/user/kitty0706/about suuuuuuuuuuuuuure]}}
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| == Failing Health and Death ==
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| [[File:Kitty0706 Colin Wyckoff obit pic.jpg|thumb|Colin in healthier times]]
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| Kitty0706 wasn't always the bald, bloated, closeted furry we know today. In 2012, his sustained [[Yiff|yiffing]] had started to take its toll and he soon found himself infected with the rare strain of [[AIDS|AIDS]] known as Leukemia.
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| The quality of his videos started deteriorating as the disease took its toll, and he became fatter and balder until he morphed into the floating face you see on this article. Coincidentally, this was when he discovered the YouTube gold, and realized that he didn't have to actually work to earn money, when instead he could get a monthly welfare check from his obese fanbase. And with this steady decline, it won't take long before this flabby [[Circlejerk|circlejerk]] wasn't the size of the Moon.
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| As of January 25, 2015; Kitty0706 was reported dead. {{twitter|capt_kodak/status/559361122172944385|Source}} In a disgusting display of [[memorial page tourism]], Colin's [http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/app/obituary.aspx?pid=173967866 Legacy.com page] was plastered with a bunch of furry shit, adding shame to the family's grief.
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| == YouTube ==
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| |<youtube>sX609JcAZdA</youtube>
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| ;THE CHRONICLES OF DICK
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| |<youtube>dzMq5_thk4o</youtube>
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| ;Team Fabulous 2
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| |<youtube>h0KJaHU9J2k</youtube>
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| ;At least it's only 30 seconds long
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| |<youtube>dNB-EREknic</youtube>
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| ;Moments with Heavy - French Toast
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| As you can see, most of his humor stems from the ADHD school of comedy. Thankfully, the decline in effort means his videos are getting progressively shorter, sparing future viewers from having to watch anymore than a few seconds of this bullshit.
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| == Quotes ==
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| |Getting out of the hospital today. Reason why was a high blood sugar, but strangely enough, I didn't feel sick at all really the whole stay.|Kitty0706 , ''lrn2diet''
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| |HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME<br /><br />NOW YOU KNOW WHAT THE NUMBERS MEAN IN MY NAME LOLHAHAHLOAOLLOAH|Kitty0706 , ''aren't you clever?''
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| == Gallery ==
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| Remember, he's not a furry.
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| <center><gallery>
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| File:Kitty0706 mn8kpy7.jpg|Taken before his eventual decline.
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| File:Kogey the fox that is also a bundle of sticks by sirelliot24-d5x7t15.jpg
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| File:The mysterious drawing by sirelliot24-d6ih5kg.jpg
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| File:YgM2akDX.jpg
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| </gallery></center>
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| ==See also==
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| *[[Loki Blackfang]], another victim of [[memorial page tourism]]
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| == External links ==
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| *{{fb|colin.wyckoff}} His personal Facebook
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| *{{ytuser|kitty0706}} on YouTube
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| *{{twitter|sirelliot24}} on Twitter
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| *{{dauser|sirelliot24}} on deviantART
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| *{{tumblr|dakat0706}} on tumblr
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| *{{wikialink|kitty0706s|Kitty0706's_Wiki|kitty0706s}} on wikia
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| {{Dying alone}}
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| [[Category:Furries]]
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| <div style="position:fixed;right:-75px;bottom:-40px;pointer-events:none;">[[File:Kitty0706.png|link=|image]]</div>
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