Kangaroo Jack

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Background

Kangaroo Jack was developed in response to all the faggot threads about a guy called Jack who loved Candles. Some bright spark Aussie decided to create a rather well disguised troll to the point that still to this day, newfags fail to notice Kangaroo Jack within the short story. In the movie he is hit by a car while looking for the nearest safe place to calm his PCP addicition. When the two guys come to see what happened they find the kangaroo dead on the street. To make sure he dies alone in black person, the white guy gives him his "lucky" jacket filled with $5000. When they leave him to die alone it wakes up and tries to act black throughout the rest of the movie until it gives the two retards so much weed they think they can talk to animals. The end. Now go die.

Original Text

Hi /b/,
How do you like to spend your Winter evenings?

I live in Australia and, being April, Winter is approaching. Now I know that Australia doesn't get winters in the traditional 'pop culture' sense (if you will) of thick snow-covered streets in major cities simply due to the geographic locations of our cities and demographic centres of our populations, but we get Winter nonetheless and it gets noticeably colder.

Those of us that still have fireplaces (wood, or gas for the more eco-friendly) still enjoy sitting around a fireplace on the couch with our families, playing board/card games or watching TV or just talking and enjoying the warmth that a fire provides.

Around our fireplace, we have a double/triple couch for the kids and my wife and I have an nice armchair each (pic related - it's fairly similar to mine).

At night, after a day at work, I really enjoy just coming home to my family and a cooked dinner then retreating to the fireplace where I indulge in my armchair with some really nice soothing music, perhaps a scented candle, Jack Daniels in a tumbler sitting on the coffee table while my wife and the ki

Kangaroo Jack's Armchair

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