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Rightfully so, the internet did not even have him as a blip on its radar. It would seem the human race would not have to suffer at large from Je. However then came the turning point.
Rightfully so, the internet did not even have him as a blip on its radar. It would seem the human race would not have to suffer at large from Je. However then came the turning point.
== Claiming the Title of Edge Lord. ==
It would seem that Je was not just satisfied with this humble life however. Je had bigger, better, more retarded dreams of the future. He longed for fame better then that of just posting autistic My Little Pony shit. Je then found his calling: He would become '''THE EDGE LORD!'''[[File:Maverick.jpg|thumb|right|[[truth|Je took advanced classes in faggotry for this task.]]]] Je overnight became a noble hero. An anti-fascist fighting agaisnt the far right. The only problem is [[all caps| EVERYONE]] is considered far right to him. Everything. Even mild [[conservative|Conservatism]] and the religion of Christianity. Naturally in addition to this Je fought back against the Nazis in the only logical fashion: [[Israel|by attacking Jew central]]! And that's not all! As if to prove he could take dumbfuckery to the next level he too his anti-fascist fight to the next level by [[Fucktard|clamming solidarity with Hamas!]] That's right folks, to fight against the far right he sided with the most extreme element of the far right.
This of course was noticed by anyone on Dart who had more then two functioning braincells and they proceeded to take him to task on his retarded stance. In typical hormonal teenage fashion he had several tempertantrums, meltdowns, proceeded by [[fail|baaaaaaaaaaawlking said users who contradicted him]] faster then [[Tom Preston]] ever could.[[File:Almighty banhammer.jpg|thumb|right|Je with bring that block hammer faster then Preston could ever hope.]] So what's a butthurt faggot to do when he can't take an opinion? [[idiot|Why join a debate group of course!]] Je decided it would bbe in his best interest to join a group called Controversy In.c A group where all the politcal tartlets go to bitch about [[stuff nobody cares about.]] In not once, not twice, bit in three fucking instances he was nearly kicked out of the group for censoring others who contradicted him. [[irony|Also if you are brave enough to take the plunge and visit his DA page note the anti-censorship stamp he has.]] Je of course was forced to stop hiding comments and actually debate with his accusers. [[hypocrite|This of course led to him shouting rather loudly you are '''NEVER EVER''' to question him.]]

Revision as of 01:55, 19 April 2015

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Jejejeje823 otherwise known as the Jackle is a TARTlet who is vying for coveted title as DA's undisputed edgelord. Je spends most of his times posting what he seems to think is witty commentary on Da. Most of that being anti-police, anti-government, anti-Nazi, anti-Israel, and pro-Islam. The only thing is Je uses the term Nazi to describe anyone and anything he doesn't like. Naturally people point this out and contradict him via debate. In typical TARTlet fashion he baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawlks people. Also he is known to contradict his anti-government and anti-censorship stance by baaaawwwwwlking anyone who pwns him and sucking the dicks of DA mods to get those he doesn't like banned. As of recently Jejejeje has been getting rektd by a furfag, nigger, fascist, and liberal all having their way with him in a back ally.

This was the end result after they were done in the alley.


The Dumbles begin

Je came into this word as a failed abortion by his fucktarded mother. This day is still counted as a great tragedy. Je lived a relatively normal existence as a retard until one faithful day. At age fifteen Je had once again pooped his diaper. However when he went to his mom to get her to wipe his ass he was horrified. Je had walked when his father was fucking his mom's brains out, deep throating her during Nazi role play with his schlong. The event was so traumatizing that Je ran away from home and made up a sub-conscious story that his mom was beheaded by Neo-Nazis to ease the pain . Luckily Je found solace from an Islamic Imam who only molested him on weekdays.

Then young Je discovered the interwebs and DevianTART. Naturally like every other retard on the planet he thought his opinion was the word of gawd!! Je's dumble beginnings on DA include posting shitty pics of his car he modded in an attempt to be the best wigger and posting loads and loads and loads of pictures of techni-color ponies. To an almost unsettling point. Je had outdone the possible and outdid furfags and bronies in sheer faggotry. Je took his obsession with those damn techni-color things to whole new levels. Be prepared to see Godwin examples where he pins the following on bronies:

  • Nazism
  • Rape
  • Pedophilia
  • Conservatism
  • Government
  • Genocide

Rightfully so, the internet did not even have him as a blip on its radar. It would seem the human race would not have to suffer at large from Je. However then came the turning point.

Claiming the Title of Edge Lord.

It would seem that Je was not just satisfied with this humble life however. Je had bigger, better, more retarded dreams of the future. He longed for fame better then that of just posting autistic My Little Pony shit. Je then found his calling: He would become THE EDGE LORD!

Je took advanced classes in faggotry for this task.

Je overnight became a noble hero. An anti-fascist fighting agaisnt the far right. The only problem is EVERYONE is considered far right to him. Everything. Even mild Conservatism and the religion of Christianity. Naturally in addition to this Je fought back against the Nazis in the only logical fashion: by attacking Jew central! And that's not all! As if to prove he could take dumbfuckery to the next level he too his anti-fascist fight to the next level by clamming solidarity with Hamas! That's right folks, to fight against the far right he sided with the most extreme element of the far right. This of course was noticed by anyone on Dart who had more then two functioning braincells and they proceeded to take him to task on his retarded stance. In typical hormonal teenage fashion he had several tempertantrums, meltdowns, proceeded by baaaaaaaaaaawlking said users who contradicted him faster then Tom Preston ever could.

Je with bring that block hammer faster then Preston could ever hope.

So what's a butthurt faggot to do when he can't take an opinion? Why join a debate group of course! Je decided it would bbe in his best interest to join a group called Controversy In.c A group where all the politcal tartlets go to bitch about stuff nobody cares about. In not once, not twice, bit in three fucking instances he was nearly kicked out of the group for censoring others who contradicted him. Also if you are brave enough to take the plunge and visit his DA page note the anti-censorship stamp he has. Je of course was forced to stop hiding comments and actually debate with his accusers. This of course led to him shouting rather loudly you are NEVER EVER to question him.