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The '80s Gaede family.
Eric is sporting the green Chris-chan shirt,
ironically whilst also sporting a Chris-chan face.

Eric is married to the lovely Randi. They have two kids. One a is a aspie and the other is a loud annoying obnoxious brat who is following in her father's footsteps of becoming the interwebs next great attention whore. Asa really loves his kids which is why he would rather spend his time getting raped by Indian Casinos and spending most of his waking life online. He might (emphasize might) spend one or two minutes a day searching for a job.

Randi Bellamy-Gaede (A.K.A. Teh Wife)

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"If you keep looking at me like that so help me god I'll rip off your cock and jam it down your throat." (Typical day with Randi in the Gaede household.)

Randi is Asa's wife. You would think since she was married to the greatest man in teh youtubez that her life was bubble gum and lollipops but she is a miserable jobless housewife that makes craptastic pearler art. she also has a huge chubby for Final Fantasy & JRPGs in general. She also faps her lady penis to My Little Pony.

Like her husband she had two youtube channels manly dedicated to horrifically bad fan fiction. She rage quit both of them when she didn't achieve the same success as her husband.

In addition to wearing the pants in the family she is just a moody bitch.

FACT: Did you know Randi has been PMSing since 1996. (Teh Moar u no)

Eric has had a Argentinian style ass full of Randi's bad case of emoism. Asa not having a modicum of taste or tact posted his feelings on facebook for the world to see. I mean don't tell her how you feel in person. How drama queen of him. O_o

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Randi's Response

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Typical parenting from Randi

Bill Gaede (Father)

Bill giving his :O face to the cosmos.

As mentioned in the Jfreedan section, Bill is Asa's father and a convicted spy. These days though he is best known for coming up with conspiracy theories that would make Francis E. Dec, Esq. green with envy. Like Eric, Bill has a tremendous delusional ego and is convinced that he has the answers to fucking everything. Like any normal nut he has his usual crackpot theories including that 9-11 was a inside job (Probably done by ravenous blood thirsty jews).

Eric being bat shit insane himself not only condones what his father does but believes it word for word. Even writing a craptastic book and whoring it on Wikipedia.

• bgaede - Bill's "sane" youtube channel
• http://www.youstupidrelativist.com - Bill's "rational" website where he belittles you for not being as "smart" as him.
• http://www.youstupidrelativist.com/Ridicule/01Rid.html - a link Bill sends you when you don't tell him how sane, rational and smart he is.
• You Stupid Relativist - ED's page about Bill
• https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQWSQ54eP8s - Asalieri's first video ever made, in which he praises his father for being a criminal and promotes his book.

Relativity "Blues"

Son I am disappoint.

In early 2013 the Gaede family got together to make the most profound video of all time. In the "music video" Bill discusses why physics should be debunked as a science and why Albert Einstein was a lying cunt. He also spends 20 minutes fapping his old man wiener on camera (He never achieved an erection unfortunately). The lulzy part is there is no blues in this song even though that is in the title. Instead we hear 3 dogs dragging their asses on the carpet howling in pain. The video itself makes very little sense and has almost no continuity in moments which is lulzy considering that Eric directed it. He makes many derpy technical mistakes including green screen errors the only thing that makes it even lulzier is his failed acting his so called forte. It makes you wonder if Eric got his BFA from a grab bag.

BEHOLD! The collective intelligence and talent of the GAYED family. A tour de force. XD

The Gaede Family Photo Album

Precious Memories About missing Pics

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  Asa is the blonde child, third from the left.
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  Asa is lowest child in the picture.
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  A Pre-teen Asa on the far right.
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  Asa putting a baby in a sleeper hold.

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  The Gaedes, then and now.
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  Ringing in New Years 2013 with the Gaedes.