Gamer Countries

Have you ever wondered, while swimming around in a cesspool of human garbage, if you could classify every living thing in it? Well we here at ED never fear a challenge (and because we have no real hobbies), so we are documenting the rampant problems in videogames that are caused by playing with people from other oountries on the interwebs. Surely, you had the urge to eradicate every single one of them by looking for the final solution and you came here to find the answer.

Well, unfortunately we can't help you with the second problem, but we can provide a realistic and 100% political incorrect guide to you, that will be more useful than any shitty SJW Kotaku article that was written by a bulldyke who hates videogames.

Ethnics in Gaming: The enrichment experience

Brazil

Flag	Pros	Cons	Annoyance level
	They're not Russian	HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE I REPORT U No English, EVER If you thought Russians were bad, you haven't met these yet Capable of destroying entire online games and communities A sheer endless horde of teenage boys with no future, that let out their frustration on everyone else The cancer of the western hemisphere	There are no words to describe the amount of suffering this subhuman internet-cafe-living garbage is capable of

Germany

Flag	Pros	Cons	Annoyance level
	Usually work in teams because of insecurity issues German efficiency, because they treat games like work	^^ :D XD :P (They cannot express their emotions otherwise) Deeply repressed anger issues Brainwashed to hate their ancestors, themselves and the world No sense of humor outside of ethnic cleansing	Submissive beta male douchebags with backstabbing tendencies (watch out especially for the emote spammers), that pretend to like you, but really don't

Great Britbongistan

Flag	Pros	Cons	Annoyance level
	Some form of English (at least that's what Wikipedia says) Susceptible to rage (easily exploitable) Hilarious to see their faces when they lose against foreigners	Elitists Narcissists Grandiosity Aggravating accents Major attention whores Ass kissers and circle jerkers Slow reaction time due to inbred gene pool Always fishing for validation and/or adulation Susceptible to rage (annoying if in your team) Never satisfied, they always find something to complain about Smug douche nozzles who will lord over you if they're winning aka sore winners (shocking) Know-it-all pseudo-intellectual toolbags, when in reality they just learn shit like everyone else Do not play well with other Europeans because of island monkey syndrome and holier-than-thou attitudes Always reminding and shoving down your throat previous accomplishments and/or their alleged superiority Begin to break down once they lose and blame everyone and everything for their failure aka sore losers (shocking) Obsessed with developing or gaining leadership, ironically having a toxic and self-destructive leadership style, where if anything goes wrong they flee the sinking ship	There is no rose without a thorn, in this case, a shit load of thorns

France

Flag	Pros	Cons	Annoyance level
	Will surrender easily You can't smell them online Easily trollable, just mention WW2 or their gayness If rage, they will proceed to shout and/or type French blabber which hilariously sounds utterly retarded Priceless real gayish names like Jean, Pierre, Maurice, Philippe and believe it or not, Gay, I shit you not	Will surrender easily Pretend to have "pride" All secretly gay, if not, they're lying Instantly hate you for not being French Homoerotic tendencies over the microphone and/or chat Will actively betray you or try to ruin the game if you're not French Refuse to speak English and if they do, they butcher it beyond comprehension They always sound like they're deep-throating and/or choking on their fathers cock Obsessed with forming weird fraternities and/or male bonds that they vigorously defend Psychotic foam at the mouth ape rage, like spending 7 months to find and stab you in the chest kind of rage In a conversation, no matter how long, they always end up talking about or mentioning the male genitalia Their favorite insult is "putain" (which means "fuck") because they always reminisce about the fuck they got from their dads If rage, because of limited vocabulary and/or immense retardation, they will only spam "putain", "merde" and "fils de pute", making it repetitive and boring	At least you can't smell their garlic and clam breath through your speakers.

Murrika

Flag	Pros	Cons	Annoyance level
	Freedom (to do as they're told) Easily trollable, just mention obesity. books and/or their Jewish overlords No matter the effort they will always be one step behind Europeans and ten steps behind Asians	Rednecks Squeakers Micropenis God complex Shit internet Extreme homophobia No real culture or history Unwarranted Self-Importance They think a Mac is a gaming PC Laughable brainwashed drooling sheeple All fat and circumcised, if not, they're lying Plump juicy man tits (moobs, bitch tits etc.) Borderline retarded uncultured waste of human resources They think Australia is a country and/or have no idea where Europe is Maladjusted manchildren that all suffer from Special Snowflake syndrome They think Europe is only comprised by 3G countries (and they barley know even does) They actually compare the accuracy of a computer mouse to the accuracy of a controller Most if not all are casual console fags that believe games like COD or Shitfield are competitive games Always bitching and moaning about how gaming PCs are expensive even though they're one of the richest countries in the world The porcine idiots who coined the term "eSports" implying that sitting on your ass all day eating junk food and pushing buttons is a sport (if confused, read a dictionary)	The experience can only compared with either a ten-hour-long shit after eating a tray full of nails and razorblades or a glass jar shattering up your ass

Russia

Flag	Pros	Cons	Annoyance level
	Gulags Always entertaining and gratifying to see them trying hard to reach prominence but miserably fail in the process, most of the time by their own hand They're not Brazilians	Tracksuits No teamplay, ever Epitome of stupidity The cancer of the eastern hemisphere Alcohol abuse, and not the funny kind Yell, sing and taunt over the microphone Just like Scabies, you can never get rid of them They always clog up the chat with Cyrillic drivel Dunning-kruger effect that later develops into an impostor syndrome Laughable brainless tryhards that always fail in the end (useless in your team) Zero English, if any, it's kindergarten level and/or they never pass basic insults CYKA (bitch) and BLYAT (whore/slut) all day everyday, a form of tribute to their mothers Arrogant, incompetent, underdeveloped xenophobic lowbrow losers with Oedipus complex that immediately assume everyone is either Russian or speaks Russian They always want to be in the spotlights, no matter the outcome (lose/win), because of their Slavic inferiority complex They think Russian is a "race" and proceed to call you racist if you don't accept their blight (try and explain to them that Russian is a nationality and watch how their pee brains slowly implode) The most uncultured, uneducated, boorish, impolite, ignorant, vulgar, graceless sons of bitches ever encountered, even if asked in the most cordial way possible to speak English and/or to be a team player, they will laugh in your face and/or try to ruin your game Oblivious to the fact that they're the laughing stock of any and all online communities and that they will never be taken seriously They only form and play in Russian teams (that have the shortest lifespan ever because of their blatant idiocity) and because no one else wants to play with them, if present in multinational teams, they last even less than in Russian teams	Avoid like the plague

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