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<i>Note: this is an article about a former Encyclopedia Dramatica user who assisted in selling out ED 1.0 to Jewcorp.</i><br/>
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'''Killhamster''' was once an [[admin]] at [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] but, for misguided reasons, [[Sellout|sold out]] and created [[OhInternet]]. He has since returned to ED and [[ED IRC]] to once more spew stupid shitposts across the internet.


After briefly paying too much attention to [[Shit Reddit Says]], he's returned to his old ways after becoming disillusioned by the increasingly shrill atmosphere of SRS. This was hastened by [[SA forums|GBS 2.1]].
[[File:KillHamstergetstold2.png|thumb|right|Killhamster gets [[pwned]] after whoring for [[girlvinyl]]'s [[shit]] website.]]
'''Killhamster''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Steve Brown'''), as the name suggests, is a huge faggot who suffocates hamsters by firing them up his rectum, thus earning his alias. It has been speculated that the sheer amount of hamster carcasses lodged within the gaping expanse of his rectum has given him multiple [[White_Knighting|syndromes]].


Killhamster has far too much time to dedicate to mocking [[Bitcoin]] and has been one of the admins running the Buttcoin Foundation website and twitter for several years now.
He is part of the group that [[Sellout|sold out]] and created [[OhInternet]].


Killhamster hugged [[weev]] this one time at [[DEF CON]].
Has been spotted recently preaching the virtues of censorship and taunting the [[Internet Hate Machine|Internet Hate Machine]].


==External Links==
He's also a retarded social justice warrior, hanging around [[Shit Reddit Says]] in the vague hope of fucking one of the other mongoloids there.
 
==Hypocrite==
[[File:Faghamster.png|thumb|right|Tasty [[BBQ]]]]
 
{{quote| <@killhamster> yes<br/>
<@killhamster> it is mature to try to destroy our website<br/>
<@killhamster> very much so
| Just like it was mature to try to destroy [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|our website]]?}}
 
{{quote| <@killhamster> i don't think you get it<br/>
<@killhamster> it's annoying to have something i worked on taken down once a week because fake ED's little bitch leader is obsessed with us and throwing little skiddie tantrums|[[Facepalm|Said without a hint of irony]].}}
 
==External Links for the raping==
*[http://killhamster.livejournal.com LJ profile]
*[http://killhamster.livejournal.com LJ profile]
*[http://www.last.fm/user/killhamster last.FM profile]
*[http://www.last.fm/user/killhamster last.FM profile]
*[http://soundcloud.com/killhamster Soundcloud profile]
*[http://soundcloud.com/killhamster Soundcloud profile]
*[http://www.reddit.com/user/killhamster Reddit account]
*[http://www.reddit.com/user/killhamster Reddit account]
* AIM: KillYrHamstr
* Yahoo: killyrhamster
* Skype: Killhamster
==See also==
*[[Felching|Felching]] [[girlvinyl|Hippos]]
*[[Bestiality|Bestiality]]


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Killhamster gets pwned after whoring for girlvinyl's shit website.

Killhamster (Powerword: Steve Brown), as the name suggests, is a huge faggot who suffocates hamsters by firing them up his rectum, thus earning his alias. It has been speculated that the sheer amount of hamster carcasses lodged within the gaping expanse of his rectum has given him multiple syndromes.

He is part of the group that sold out and created OhInternet.

Has been spotted recently preaching the virtues of censorship and taunting the Internet Hate Machine.

He's also a retarded social justice warrior, hanging around Shit Reddit Says in the vague hope of fucking one of the other mongoloids there.

Hypocrite

Tasty BBQ
   
“ 		 
<@killhamster> yes

<@killhamster> it is mature to try to destroy our website
<@killhamster> very much so
 

„
  		 

— Just like it was mature to try to destroy our website?

   
“ 		 
<@killhamster> i don't think you get it

<@killhamster> it's annoying to have something i worked on taken down once a week because fake ED's little bitch leader is obsessed with us and throwing little skiddie tantrums
 

„
  		 

—Said without a hint of irony.

External Links for the raping

See also

Killhamster
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Corporate Shill Branch Girlvinyl • Jacknstock • Killhamster • Pink Poodle • Sheneequa • Thedreadedkettle • Zaiger • Conrad Alan Rockenhaus • Aediot • Umkemesik • MarioMario456
Unwitting Pawn Branch Blu Aardvark • BURK • Crazyconan • Ed Lolington • kale • Kazantzakis • Onideus • OtterWhiskers • Quasidan • Riboflavin • Schnookums • Tfo • ShardDax • vanff • Vermin • wattage • weev • WKD • WhiteMystery • Zenophile
Angry Patriot Ghost Branch AlGore • Andrewpants • OldDirtyBtard • Rubberduc • yiri
See Also Encyclopedia Dramatica • Epic Battle • Joseph Evers • MysteryBot • OhInternet • Sellout • Sheneequa Turns Four • The War of Zaiger Aggression

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