The '''Pony Cum Jar Project''' (also known as the '''MLP Cum Jar''') was a 4channer's little home project, which involved placing a ''[[My Little Pony]]'' figurine inside of a jar, and then filling said jar with his own [[jizz]]. According to the [[Danish]] [[brony]] behind the project, he was inspired by 4chan's infamous [[Cum Collector]]; and soon started a new cum collection of his own, but with a twist: being a filthy [[brony]], he placed a figurine of Rainbow Dash inside the jar.
Hiroyuki Nishimura aka "hiro," Hiroshima Nagasaki, or [[pokemon|moot-two]], is a "[[no|kind of a big deal]]" person in the web chan 'scene, being an overlord of various web companies and known [[fail|meme master]].
Day in; day out; he filled the jar, little by little. [[A challenger appears|However]], one night, he left his cum jar on top of a radiator that was interconnected to a furnace; boiling his cum with both the jar and the MLP figurine inside it; a fate not even [[Hitler]] would wish upon anyone. Now his jizz was brown and caramelized, and there were brown stain lines where the cum had sunken due to its solidification fused to the jar as well as on the figurine. He then made a thread on 4chan's [[mlp/|mlp/]] board, announcing that his experiment was a [[fail|failure]]. Apparently, he had plans to bury the jar when it was full and it smelled like "200 rotting corpses". This failure, however, did not stop him from chasing his destiny, and he started anew. After years of putting his sploodge on the grind, his long-awaited destiny was finally realized.
Hiroyuki Nishimura was at one point, and in some respects still is, the Japanese version of moot. He's the founder of 'Jap video-sharing site Nico Nico Douga, creator of [[2channel]], and alleged wanna-be gravure idol. Hiroyuki is currently (Since 2015) the owner/admin of USA-based imageboard/chan 4chan. Hiro bought 4chan from [[moot]], after moot ragequit [[4chan|his own site]] so that he (moot) could turncoat on [[Anon]]s by working for [[Google]] instead of a *chan site. Hiro has half-assedly operated 4chan since then. But, whatever, right?...
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Hiroyuki Nishimura aka "hiro," Hiroshima Nagasaki, or moot-two, is a "kind of a big deal" person in the web chan 'scene, being an overlord of various web companies and known meme master.
Hiroyuki Nishimura was at one point, and in some respects still is, the Japanese version of moot. He's the founder of 'Jap video-sharing site Nico Nico Douga, creator of 2channel, and alleged wanna-be gravure idol. Hiroyuki is currently (Since 2015) the owner/admin of USA-based imageboard/chan 4chan. Hiro bought 4chan from moot, after moot ragequit his own site so that he (moot) could turncoat on Anons by working for Google instead of a *chan site. Hiro has half-assedly operated 4chan since then. But, whatever, right?...
