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[[File:Mcjuggernuggetscard.jpg|200px|thumb|right|No work, ''just play!!!'']] | [[File:Mcjuggernuggetscard.jpg|200px|thumb|right|No work, ''just play!!!'']] | ||
'''McJuggerNuggets''' or "'''Jesse Ridgeway''' is a wannabe pewdiefag and spoiled shit living in New Jersey. He doesn't seem to comprehend the idea of a [[job]], and relies solely on the little [[jewgold]] he gains from his YouTube, primarily videos made of him crying and freaking out to his dad destroying video games ''he''bought him. | '''McJuggerNuggets''' or "'''Jesse Ridgeway'''" is a wannabe pewdiefag and spoiled shit living in New Jersey. He doesn't seem to comprehend the idea of a [[job]], and relies solely on the little [[jewgold]] he gains from his YouTube, primarily videos made of him crying and freaking out to his dad destroying video games ''he''bought him. | ||
The blondie doesn't accept reality of having to work in life, rather than being a '''nintendo virgin''' the rest of his life. His adame levine looking brother is a hypocritical wannabe of Jack Quire. The dad, although somewhat mentally insane, has some valid points to the destruction of his son's virgin castle of games. The 3 battle it out in a game of Magic: The Gathering. | The blondie doesn't accept reality of having to work in life, rather than being a '''nintendo virgin''' the rest of his life. His adame levine looking brother is a hypocritical wannabe of Jack Quire. The dad, although somewhat mentally insane, has some valid points to the destruction of his son's virgin castle of games. The 3 battle it out in a game of Magic: The Gathering. | ||
He constantly breaks stuff and takes his shirt off (idk.) He believes that [[youtube]] is a career and he can make millions. | He constantly breaks stuff and takes his shirt off (idk.) He believes that [[youtube]] is a career and he can make millions. | ||
== Why | == Why are these videos in existence? == | ||
Well, simple. Jesse is a lazy asswipe that refuses to do anything that isn't game-related, like getting a job. Instead, he relies on the little pay of [[youtube]] just for rent. Instead of working for ''more'' money, he decides to only provide enough to still continue living in his parent's house, because he's a greedy [[jew]] who doesn't appreciate anything but his own fucking orgy of [[xbox]] games.[[File:Mcjuggernuggetsgames.jpg|200px|thumb|left|alt text]] | Well, simple. Jesse is a lazy asswipe that refuses to do anything that isn't game-related, like getting a job. Instead, he relies on the little pay of [[youtube]] just for rent. Instead of working for ''more'' money, he decides to only provide enough to still continue living in his parent's house, because he's a greedy [[jew]] who doesn't appreciate anything but his own fucking orgy of [[xbox]] games.[[File:Mcjuggernuggetsgames.jpg|200px|thumb|left|alt text]] | ||
== The | == The mind of a spoiled bitch. == | ||
McJuggerNuggets has the tendency to not give a shit about his family's struggle to kick him out. He also is oblivious to the fact that maybe it isn't just about providing for the house, but rather, getting your own damn house. He also doesn't seem to understand the concept of property. | McJuggerNuggets has the tendency to not give a shit about his family's struggle to kick him out. He also is oblivious to the fact that maybe it isn't just about providing for the house, but rather, getting your own damn house. He also doesn't seem to understand the concept of property. | ||
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Jesse is constantly being caught playing video games when he isn't supposed to. Thid is because he tries to convince his fans he has an "addiction" and it's something he can't help. | Jesse is constantly being caught playing video games when he isn't supposed to. Thid is because he tries to convince his fans he has an "addiction" and it's something he can't help. | ||
During christmas, he didn't get a Wii U, so he did what he does best. Destroys shit like a hypocritical ass of his father. Nobody should have any sympathy for Jesse. | During christmas, he didn't get a Wii U, so he did what he does best. Destroys shit like a hypocritical ass of his father. Nobody should have any sympathy for Jesse. | ||
Jesse is not the only one in the family obsessed with gadgets. His cousin Tom is crazy over [[tf2]]. His brother, Jeffrey, is attached to his [[ | Jesse is not the only one in the family obsessed with gadgets. His cousin Tom is crazy over [[tf2]]. His brother, Jeffrey, is attached to his iPad. | ||
== Bio about every mentally unstable person in his videos == | |||
'''Jesse Ridgeway''' - Annoying immature 4 year old kid trapped in a 20-something year old's body. Takes video games too seriously. Makes little to no money on [[YouTube]] and argues that it's a career like there's a metal rod up his asshole. Responds to "rude" comments like a 12 year old [[COD]] [[fag.]] | |||
'''Jeffrey Ridgeway Jr.''' - Also psycho, but has more reason to his actions. Less annoying [[YouTube]] channel. | |||
'''Jeffrey Ridgway (Dad)''' - Hypocritical ass who destroys his son's shit because he won't get off his lazy bottom and make himself his own money so he can go get his own life instead of staying back with his parents until they're dead. The dad owns a lawn mowing and lawn care job which he makes Jesse do for no money, for valid reasons under a negotiation. | |||
'''Mom''' - Only normal one. She has no issues. Mom + 10 | |||
== Chapter 1: The beginning == | |||
Revision as of 22:43, 11 June 2015
McJuggerNuggets or "Jesse Ridgeway" is a wannabe pewdiefag and spoiled shit living in New Jersey. He doesn't seem to comprehend the idea of a job, and relies solely on the little jewgold he gains from his YouTube, primarily videos made of him crying and freaking out to his dad destroying video games hebought him. The blondie doesn't accept reality of having to work in life, rather than being a nintendo virgin the rest of his life. His adame levine looking brother is a hypocritical wannabe of Jack Quire. The dad, although somewhat mentally insane, has some valid points to the destruction of his son's virgin castle of games. The 3 battle it out in a game of Magic: The Gathering. He constantly breaks stuff and takes his shirt off (idk.) He believes that youtube is a career and he can make millions.
Why are these videos in existence?
Well, simple. Jesse is a lazy asswipe that refuses to do anything that isn't game-related, like getting a job. Instead, he relies on the little pay of youtube just for rent. Instead of working for more money, he decides to only provide enough to still continue living in his parent's house, because he's a greedy jew who doesn't appreciate anything but his own fucking orgy of xbox games.
The mind of a spoiled bitch.
McJuggerNuggets has the tendency to not give a shit about his family's struggle to kick him out. He also is oblivious to the fact that maybe it isn't just about providing for the house, but rather, getting your own damn house. He also doesn't seem to understand the concept of property. If your dad buys you something, he is allowed to break it. Also, if you don't get a console you wanted, Don't complain about it and burn a christmas tree because you should be thankful for what you do have. Jesse is constantly being caught playing video games when he isn't supposed to. Thid is because he tries to convince his fans he has an "addiction" and it's something he can't help. During christmas, he didn't get a Wii U, so he did what he does best. Destroys shit like a hypocritical ass of his father. Nobody should have any sympathy for Jesse. Jesse is not the only one in the family obsessed with gadgets. His cousin Tom is crazy over tf2. His brother, Jeffrey, is attached to his iPad.
Bio about every mentally unstable person in his videos
Jesse Ridgeway - Annoying immature 4 year old kid trapped in a 20-something year old's body. Takes video games too seriously. Makes little to no money on YouTube and argues that it's a career like there's a metal rod up his asshole. Responds to "rude" comments like a 12 year old COD fag.
Jeffrey Ridgeway Jr. - Also psycho, but has more reason to his actions. Less annoying YouTube channel.
Jeffrey Ridgway (Dad) - Hypocritical ass who destroys his son's shit because he won't get off his lazy bottom and make himself his own money so he can go get his own life instead of staying back with his parents until they're dead. The dad owns a lawn mowing and lawn care job which he makes Jesse do for no money, for valid reasons under a negotiation.
Mom - Only normal one. She has no issues. Mom + 10