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{{spoiler|Fred Phelps is in troll Vallhalla now}}
#REDIRECT [[God Hates Fags]]
[[Image:Fredphelps-topeka.jpg|thumb|Topeka also happens to be his hometown and the center of his [[cult|church]].  Coincidence?]]
[[Image:Fred-phelps pg.jpg|thumb|Fred Phelps poses with two of his favorite concubines]]
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'''God Hates Fags''' is a [[website]] founded by the [[awesome]] Westboro Baptist Church, God-tier [[IRL]][[Trolls]] with the help of [[Adolf Hitler]] and [[Best Korea|Kim Jong Il]]. It is devoted to spreading the good word of the Lord and [[truth]] to the uninformed and yet to be anally devastated masses.
 
==[[Trolling irl|Fred Phelps]]==
 
[[Image:Vigo.jpg|right|thumb|Reverend of lulz]]
 
He hates [[your mom]], and [[you]].
 
 
[[File:FredPhelps04.jpg|thumb|left| Fred Phelps]]
 
{{quote|[[What|God doesn't hate them because they're fags. They're fags because God hates them.]]|Fred Phelps on the [[You|American people]]}}
 
 
 
The Real Fred Phelps Story:
Fred Waldron Phelps, Sr. (born November 13, 1929) was a man born with a [[drugs|vision]]. Since the day he left his mother's womb he was determined to be the world's best IRL troll. This was not an easy task and Fred knew this as he practiced his trolling techniques almost non-stop through his early life. It was not until much later that he started making "god hates fags" signs. This was an instant hit. Butthurt fags and fag enablers came from all four corners of the earth to try and protest his protests. Fred and his family got over 9000 lulz as they watched droves of retards make a fools out of themselves. He got so much pleasure from this he decided to create his own church, the Westboro Baptist Church. [[Lie|With this his power grew and so did his ability to troll fags.]] Fred has done so well with his works on earth that god put him 2nd in the line of godly succession, right behind Hitler. (When god steps down from power, Hitler will be the new god, then when Hitler steps down Fred Phelps will be new god.)
 
On March 20th, 2014, Fred Phelps lost his battle with AIDS, and [http://www.cnn.com/2014/03/20/us/westboro-church-founder-dead/ died]. As a reward for spreading God's message of hatred for all things gay, Fred ascended to [[heaven]] at approximately 11:15 am. The faggots rejoiced, despite having sore anuses for [[butthurt|multiple]] [[buttsex|reasons]].
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==History==
[[Image:Fredwbc.jpg|right|thumb|Fred Phelp's real reaction to homosexual buttsex.]]
 
 
Although Wikipedia has recently removed these [[fact|facts]] due to their [[Nazi|no-lulz policy]], Fred Phelps' personal history is [[some argue|seen by many]] as fucking hilarious. For example, in the past he was known for his [[alcohol|alcoholism]] and methamphetamine abuse  and while under the influence of these fine substances, he attempted  to [[an hero|fulfill his destiny]] with a [[gun|shotgun]] and '''[[fail|missed]]'''. Like much of his life, this seems to be some kind of world record for [[you fail it|failure]]. Medical evidence also shows that he [[Goofy Time|beat his children]] severely with a pickaxe (apparently he confused them with Lapis Lazuli), and when unemployed (which he was for quite some time) he was known to throw [[BAWWW|tantrums]], breaking all the available dishes before taking his wife into the bedroom for [[rape|sex]]. He has, in fact, publicly come out in support of the compassionate Christian tactic of "[[Domestic violence|beating your bitch]]."
 
Before forming his own [[cult|totally normal group of outstanding citizens]], Phelps first had to be kicked out of the congregation that he was previously a member of. How would he accomplish this? [[God]] had an answer. Fred was in church one day, fantasizing about buttfucking a large-rumped nigger, when his infant son began to cry. Should he [[Babyfuck|comfort the child]]? God had a better answer. Fred repeatedly punched the baby in the face, almost guaranteeing him as bright a future as his father had. Seeing this, those who were not busy getting him kicked out were inspired to join his next church. This one failed as well when he held a vote to kick out someone who was not sufficiently retarded, and the congregation instead voted to kick out Fred.
 
[[Image:Phelps_as_cane.JPG|left|thumb|'I love talking to people....even in the rain'. 'I get around, I love getting around'.]]
Before becoming a cult leader, Fred was a [[e-lawyer|lawyer]]. In fact, he has forced all of his children to become lawyers as well. This is convenient for him, because, although he eventually paid someone to testify to his "good character" in order to acquire a law degree, he was quickly [[banned]] from practicing. Along with frequently getting in fist fights, he attracted the authorities' attention by repeatedly calling a woman a [[slut]] in court.Because he gives no fucks.
For further reading, see [http://blank.org/addict/ this website] that catalogs actual testimony from Fred's beaten offspring and wife.  Although entirely [[TL;DR]], it reinforces what we all knew: that Fred Phelps is--and always has been--a [[Domestic Violence|wife-beating, kid-smacking]] [[attention whore]] who only does what he does for ''negative'' attention (which he believes [[Bullshit|will get him into heaven]]).
 
==Westboro Baptist Church (WBC)==
[[Image:Girlswhohatefags.jpg|thumb|Bringing your daughters up right]]
Phelps and his followers believe that [[you]] are going to hell because you don't take to the streets everyday killing [[Homosexuality|fags]] and [[Jews]] with rusty butter knives (which you [[DO IT FAGGOT|should probably be doing]] regardless, you lazy fuckhead.)
Although he hates fags, he says nothing against homosexual [[prison rape]]. He has been repeatedly asked about this and refuses to answer. In fact, some sources say that he supports this practice.
 
<center> {{morphquote|mq1|background-color: transparent; width: 700px; height: 250px;|font-weight: normal;|In a word, WBC's gospel message from the mouth of The Lord, is God Hates Fags.  That's a profound theological statement, that America and the world needs.  More than they need food to eat, water to drink, and air to breathe.|Fred Phelps, whom we're led to assume would be okay if we [[DO IT|denied him food, water, and oxygen]].|However, when Obama is done with you idiots, you will really hope you COULD rent something. There will be NOTHING to rent, or eat or possess. You will [[LOL WUT|eat your babies!]] Praise God! That is so appropriate for a filthy little goody-two-[[shoes]]-type bible belt community like Overland Park!|Fred Phelps wishing that [[Black Jesus]] could help him get over his addiction to [[Baby Fuck|babies]]}} </center>
 
==Westboro Baptist Church (WBC)==
[[Image:Girlswhohatefags.jpg|thumb|Grade-A parenting.]]
Phelps and [[Retards|his followers]] believe that [[you]] are going to hell because you don't take to the streets everyday killing [[Homosexuality|fags]] and [[Jews]] with rusty butter knives (which you [[DO IT FAGGOT|should probably be doing]] regardless, you lazy fuckhead.) Possibly the most remarkable thing about Phelps is that, unlike your run-of-the-mill [[homophobe]], he hates, and campaigns against, [[lesbians]] as much as he does against [[gay]] men.  No Penthouse Forum for THIS bad boy. Perhaps it is because he has managed to learn that [[lesbians]] are purported to perform superior [[cunnilingus]], and, through his general obsession with all things [[queer]], this has made him exceptionally fearful that they will convert America's daughters to a life of [[scissoring|wanton pleasures of the flesh]], OH NOES[[Oneoneone|!!!11]] Phelps has also targeted things like [[http://www.indyposted.com/136777/unbelievable-westboro-baptist-church-protests/ Swedish vacuum cleaners]] for indirectly infringing on his [[WTF|beliefs]].
 
==Trolling==
 
 
 
[[File:ShirleyPhelpsHusband.jpg|thumb|left|Shirley And Her Husband Brent]]
 
[[File:MeganPhelps1.jpg|thumb|left|Megan Phelps-Roper]]
 
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[[File:ShirleyPhelpsRed.jpg|thumb|right|God Hates Fags Hag Shirley Phelps-Roper]]
[[Image:Protestfags.jpg|right|thumb|Thank God for Sept. 11?  God Hates Fags?  God Sent the Sniper?  I don't know who this "God" fella is, but he sure sounds like an asshole!  He is ''so'' off my friends list!]]
Phelps and his retinue have been noted periodically in the [[old media]] for going to the graves of men who have died of [[AIDS]] and dancing on them, even though many [[not gay|non-gay]] people have been AIDS victims (including him if there's any justice in the world).[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXtOreN0CH4] He has been known to picket appearances by [[Canadian]] [[shit bands|bands]] solely on the grounds that the country allows [[gay]] [[marriage]]. Most famously, he campaigned to have a [http://www.godhatesfags.com/main/shepard_monument.html monument erected in Casper, WY] celebrating [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matthew_Shepard Matthew Shephard]'s murder by gay bashers. This makes Fred perhaps the ultimate [[IRL troll]] of all time. Amusingly enough, all but one or two members of the congregation at Fred's church happen to be members of his own extended family, including aunts, uncles and cousins. It's not faggotry if you're brothers, amirite?
 
[[Image:BenPhelps.JPG|left|thumb|Romans 9:13 says "''As it is written, Jacob have I loved, but Esau have I hated''". God hated Esau because he and his people turned their backs on him.]]
 
As of late, he and his lovely congregation have taken to protesting at the [http://www.courier-journal.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20051025/NEWS02/51025001 funerals of dead US servicemen and women], thus successfully [[delete fucking everything|pissing off goddamn everyone]], which is truly [[lulz]], and causes some to question whether he is, in fact, [[I did it for the lulz|doing it for the lulz]]. The Church was recently sued for 10.9 million dollars. They appealed to the public for donations, [[Fail|and received all the money they needed]].  They also recently appealed the law suit and got the 10.9 million dollars back, which [[Billo The Clown]] quickly offered to pay.
 
Some could say that Fred and his [[Lemonparty|congregation]]'s trolling is something to be admired, because unlike other religions, they don't devote a few hours on one day of the week to their faggotry.  No, every waking moment of their lives is either spent [[Scientology|being brainwashed by some insane old man with a long-winded criminal record]] or spreading [[AIDS|the word]] regardless of who they're [[Anal sex|giving it to]].  Also, they will always be more than [[gay|happy]] to [[Attention whore|be filmed or otherwise paid attention to by the media]], as they see it as an opportunity to spread their [[AIDS|gospel message]].
 
One of the more noted trolls of the Phelps clan is Jonathon Baxter Phelps, who has been called [[Hitler|the Phelps most like Fred Sr.]]  Some of his favorite tactics include assaulting people, shrieking obscenities at passerby and threatening to [[rape]] any ladies he comes across.  But, perhaps his most effective special attack is asking [[shotacon|passing children]], "Did your daddy stick his [[Penis|prick]] up your ass last night?"  Experts agree that he asks this to see if he needs to pick up the slack for their fathers.  As such, if the [[shota|child]] says no (and sometimes if they say yes), Jon Phelps will rape them then and there, with [[Pedobear|his family]] rooting him on.  Any attempt to stop the act is met with being told that you're trying to remove them of their constitutional rights and that you're a [[DOUBLE NIGGER|DOUBLE FAGGOT]] (the only thing God hates more than a regular faggot or a furry).
 
[[Some argue]] that the Phelps family are not in fact trolls, as they honestly believe in their [[retarded|valuable]] faith. These people are, of course, wrong.
 
==Public Service==
[[LOL WUT|The Phelps family has received numerous public service awards over the years]], including the Islamic-American Award for Understanding (for giving people somebody to hate more than [[Muslim]]s), the SpeedyFlame Badge of Friendship (for increasing national demand for cremation), the Ba'ath Supreme Leader Medal of Honour (for trampling the morale of the foreign crusaders attacking their country), and a special commendation from the Fraternal Order of Police (for overtime hours paid).
 
==God Hates [[Fag Enabler]]s==
[[File:Kkk against wbc.png|thumb|right|The [[KKK]]; fag enablers?]]
The Westboro Baptist Church also runs a website called [http://www.godhatesamerica.com/ God Hates America], because, apparently, the United States is an evil, sinful country of [[fag]] [[fag enabler|enablers]] and [[God]] hates it. Fred likes to lay the blame for the 9/11 attacks on [[gay]]s and other [[furry|Godless heathens]], and considers it "God's punishment", despite substantial evidence that [[Jews did WTC]].
 
God Hates Sweden is another website run by the Phelps [[KKK|klan]], which suggests that Sweden is a land of [[incest]]. Clearly the woman in charge of the site, Shirley Phelps, does not consider the fact that she is married to her brother to be incest.
 
The Phelps are in the process of completing a new website, [http://www.godhatestheworld.com God Hates the World], because God apparently can't stand [[419 Nigerian Email Scams|Nigeria]] and [[Terrorist|Pakistan]]'s filthy fag-loving ways, or heathens such as [[Phishing|Jacques Cousteau]].
 
==Shirley Phelps-Roper Gets Arrested==
On June 6th, [[2007]], [[Satan|Shirley Phelps-Roper]], Daddy's little bitch and the most prominent Westboro member in recent years, [[pwned|had the book thrown at her]] when she went to town on a flag, and burned the hell out of it. Oh, and she endangered her kids or something. Shirley states that "[[Lie|It’s utter nonsense]]. I don’t know what else to tell you other than that we’ll see them in federal court." Considering that everyone and their dog hate the Phelps, Shirley should start praying to her Psycho-Lord to free her from guaranteed [[Bubba|prison]] [[rape]].
 
==[[Doing it right|Fred And Shirley Banned From UK]]==
[[Image:God hates fags.png|right|thumb|The confused WBC ended up getting the wrong signs for their UK trip.]]
On Friday the 20th of February 2009, Fred and his shrivelled spawn planned to come to Basingstoke, UK in order to picket a [[serious business|youth group production]] of [[Heath Ledger|The Laramie Project,]] a play about a [[Matthew Shepard|man]] killed for being homosexual. Coincidentally, Phelps was at the actual Laramie incident, commencing with his usual [[batshit]] protests. [[Anonymous]] from coast to coast were charging their [[lazer]]s three weeks in advance, planning to troll the living hell out of them with mankinis, gay porn, megaphones and make out with the gay protestors.
 
However, unfortunately for the WBC, Britain is more accepting of homosexuality than the US, and also has stricter discrimination laws. Thus, the day before they were due to arrive, the UK [[Homosexual|Home Secretary]] stated in no uncertain terms that if the Phelpses landed in Britain they would be [[Justice|shot]].
 
<center>{{morphquote|mqtest|background-color: transparent; width: 500px; height: 250px;|font-weight: normal;|Both these individuals have engaged in unacceptable behaviour by inciting hatred against a number of communities.|UK Border Agency|God dammit! Now we'll never get rid of him!|#ed|[[BAW|You British Bastards will not have Jesus Christ to rule over you, and think you can issue bans and pass laws to remove God’s word from the landscape. It is a great kindness to have God’s prophets in your land. It is too late for the UK.  God Hates You!  God’s wrath and destruction is all that’s left for you, thanks to Secretary Smith.  ]][[not gay|Toodles!]]|WBC website|How are we supposed to make fun of them if they won't let them into the country?|Mediawatch|[[Typical]]. As soon as I heard this, I thought "They're not going to let him in. We're NOT going to get a break." Come on, guys! There's too much of Fred's madness to go around! We need to take turns, here!"|US Anonymous}}</center>
 
==As a Trolling Technique==
[[Image:Proof_of_lulz.jpg|right|thumb|"Did someone say EPICZ!!!"]]
[[Image:IP_Relay_Mrs_Phelps.PNG|right|thumb|"Be vewwy vewwy qwiet, we'we hunting faggots."]]
This site can often be used as a [[troll]]ing technique. The most common example is to post a link  in a [[gay]] community and comment about how interesting the site is. Similar reactions can be garnered in [[liberal]] communities. Alternately, one can make a comment like "You sound a lot like that Fred Phelps guy... are you related?" to an openly [[gay]] man. The reaction is often good for a few [[lulz]]. Conversely, you can use the church to troll Christian boards, where you can pretend to preach the teachings of the WBC as if it were the one and only true branch of Christianity. You can also count on seeing lulzy death threats rolling in when you go into a [[conservative]] community and make comments such as "I've never seen a more patriotic example of one's right to free speech than one of their military funeral pickets!"
By using a social networking site such as facebook to spread the WBC message, you will dramatically increase the amount of butthurt fags who read this message, and therefore increase lulz by [[over 9000]].
 
Taken from the [[facebook]] group dedicated to WBC, [http://www.new.facebook.com/home.php#/group.php?gid=2373692380],
 
{{quote|''JUS SO EVERYONE IN HERE KNOW, I'VE MADE A COMPLAIN AGAINST THIS GROUP AND ITS MEMBERS TO FB FOR ATTACKING INDIVIDUALS OR GROUPS. I HAVE ALSO CONTACTED THE COURT OF JUSTICE IN THE STATES AND AS IT GOES, I HAVE LEGAL RIGHTS SO COME AGAINST ANYONE IN THIS GROUP FOR DEFIMATION OF CHARACTER. YOU HAVE 24 HRS TO REMOVE YOURSELF FROM THIS GROUP OR YOU WILL FACE LEGAL ACTION. THANKS.''|Jeff Coburn| The Legal Eagle}}
 
==Ways to Troll IRL==
*Remind them that they probably spend more time thinking about gay sex than actual gay people do.
*If a protester approaches you and says "God hates fags", respond by saying [[Unfunny|"He must be hatin on you a lot,"]] or "Then switch religions. Buddha has nothing against you guys."
*Pay a gay stripper to show up for a God Hates Fags supporter's birthday and dance for him, or hire a female stripper if the supporter is a girl. Extra points if you are the stripper. Moar extra points if you perform [[Rape|forced anal sex.]]
*Check their [http://www.godhatesfags.com/schedule.html picket schedule], meet them if they're scheduled to be in your town, and play [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU this], or [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTN6Du3MCgI this], or [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sdr9CtkAkm8 this], or even better, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWYXIuuI-Rg this] from the loudest speakers available to you.  Alternatively, play something by The Village People if you want maximum [[irony]], doubly so if it contains the track YMCA. Record what you did, and submit the recording to [[YouTube]] for extra points.
*If you see them picketing while driving, swerve onto the sidewalk hitting [[at least 100]] of them for [[OVER 9000]] points. When arrested, claim that you did it [[for the lulz]].  The police will then let you go.
*[[Goatse]]
*Organize a gay pride parade with a route that crosses their picket line. (Trolls both groups!)  For increased lulz, videotape from a safe distance.  For more points choose a picket line that is on government property.
*Dress up as a gay Austrian and hook yourself up to your gay lover with a BDSM contraption and ask them to unlock you.
*Hold a [http://drivingequality.com/about/phelps-a-thon/ Phelps-a-Thon] where for every hour Fred Phelps and his flock protest gays, people donate a small sum of money to a gay charity. Then, after he's done protesting, [[lulz|send him a thank-you card showing him how much money he raised for gay rights]].
*Want some real fun? Grab some leather, whips and your best man friends, get a boom box and crank [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sqv8UJc72SU]. Your bumping and grinding shall make the reaction quite entertaining.
*Tell them that they are the greatest fag enablers because they helped create a [[victim complex]] for the fags.
*After wiping your ass from shitting keep the toilet paper and send it to them.
*Ask them why they live in America if God hates it. Remind them that, because they are all American citizens, God hates them by default.
 
== Additional Trolling ==
 
<s> The Phelps' number is (785) 273-0277. </s> '''Number not in service'''
 
http://www.mormon.org/mormonorg/eng/ask-a-question/have-missionaries-contact-me <------ Send them MORMANS!!
 
Also, should you enjoy being the occasional voyeur to some good 'ole trollin', Shirley is a somewhat regular [[lulzcow]] on the [[troll|Dean Blundell show]] which can be found on [[old media|CFNY 102.1]] in the [[Toronto]] area from 6 - 9am EST weekdays. These trolls are good enough to make available via [[iPod|podcast]] all of their trolling successes, so jump to [http://www.edge.ca the site] and listen in on some past conversations.
Notable moments include:
* [[goatse|Shirley]] vehemently denouncing children out of wedlock, to which Dean responds by reminding her that she had a child as a single Mother, and that she is actually a [[slut]]. [[nerd rage|Shirley gets him back by saying nothing and hanging up]]
* Todd Shapiro, co-host on the show and noted Jew is a regular target for Shirley, and proudly sings him her version of Hava Nagila, using the words [[stupid|Makes Us So Happy]] (which she [[idiot|smartly]] abbreviates to [[turd|MUSH]])  regarding the [[Haiti|Haeti]] earthquakes.
* Many instances of Dean making or playing [[fart]] noises while Shirley speaks. As she is so [[retarded|highly intellerjint]] she normally stops and genuinely asks what the noise is. [[Troll|Dean]] usually just responds by saying he can only hear her voice, and bluntly laughs at her. [[midget|It always goes right over her head]].
 
 
=== Extra Lulz ===
 
Brent and Shirley Roper
 
3640 SW Churchill Rd
 
Topeka, KS '''666'''04 (LOL Satan)
 
785-273-0277
 
785-273-1080
 
785-273-0325 new #
 
Fred Phelps Sr.-785-273-0325
 
Fred Phelps Jr-785-272-4135
 
Margie Phelps-785-273-7380
 
Shirley Phelps Roper-785-783-300
 
Shirley Phelps Roper Yahoo! answers account - http://answers.yahoo.com/activity?show=evXI0wGtaa
 
=== More Extra Lulz ===
(785) 273-0325 - Fred W. Phelps Sr., cell phone
 
(785) 272-4135 - Fred Phelps, Jr.
 
(785) 273-0529 - Benjamin Phelps
 
(785) 273-0277 & (785) 273-1080 - Shirley Roper
 
(785) 272-8559 - Charles Hockenbarger
 
(785) 232-2485 - Fax for Charles Hockenbarger
 
(785) 233-4162 - Phelps Family Law Office
 
(785) 233-0766 - Fax for Phelps Family Law Office
 
(785) 969-9017 - Steve Drain
 
(804) 647-9937 & (804) 690-1964 - Shirley Phelps, cell phones. Apparently out of state plan.
 
For an entire list of known members phone numbers, adresses, DOB's, etc. click [http://www.anonpaste.me/anonpaste2/index.php?979527efbda8fcfe#QgPmnmoOZ58YnRwMww4b7+mjolTNpppnoMkH3YrOkn0= here]
==[[Fox News|The News According to Phelps]]==
Probably the best part about God Hates Fags is their news page. Here, the [[inbred]] webmaster summarizes [[Shit nobody cares about|that which Fred considers newsworthy]] in a [[lollercaust]] of [[Grammer nazi|bad grammar]], utterly [[retarded]] humor, and fucking horrible formatting. Someone skipped their [[CSIII]] class. He must have <del>found out his teacher is a fag</del>been too busy having buttsecks with his teacher.
 
[[Image:Phelps_unf.gif|thumb|Fred has been known to fap to the obituaries.]]
Some prime examples of what happens when you give a [[redneck]] a [[computer]], snatched from the God Hates Fags headlines:
*'See you in Georgia - you corn pone hypocrites - southern hypocrites, [[Coprophilia|fag feces is your grits!]]'
*All three (not counting me) readers of this paper really got some good education from that article - NOT!
**(Jesus, what the fuck is this, [[Borat]]?)
*[[Unfunny|Islam's Holy Book' - there's an oxymoron for you Islam and Holy in the same sentence. LOL]]
*'We're #1, can't be #2 - we're gonna preach the devil outta you. LOL'
*'Pray for more dead kids' gets play, two weekends in a row - [[Necrophilia|I for one am praying for more dead kids]]'
**[[Some argue]] that we should follow this fine fellow's example and pray for kids to die.  How about we start with his kids?
*[[Irony|Someone gave these nit wits the idea anyone cares what they think - WTF mate?]]
*[[What|The In-human (who shall shortly eat their little babies) commenting on what is 'inhumane' - that's rich!]]
*'Who cares about your outrage? [[FYIAD|You have OUTRAGED GOD, you fools!]] Fix that! [[NO U|And shut the heck up.]]'
*THIS JUST IN: GOD APPARENTLY HATES [[Bernie Mac|BERNIE MAC]], TOO! [http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/957387/bernie_macs_funeral_picketed_by_westboro.html?cat=8 Sauce]
*[[Metal (music)|Ronnie James Dio]] was a [[satan|satanist]] and changed his last name to Dio just to [[troll]] God.
 
==CRAZY TRAIN!!!!==
After trash metal band Slayer's guitarist Jeff Hanneman died of liver [[failure]] and who got bitten by a very [[cute|scary]] [[spider]] who can [[sex|make love to|scare]] your little sister, [[redundant|they protested his funeral]] and planned to make the Bible thumper Christfaggotry-filled version of [[Britfag|Ozzy Osbourne]]'s song "Crazy Train" with their power of lyrics to thump [[up yours]] bible.
 
WBC's [[christfag|more preachier|better]] version of Ozzy's "Crazy Train"
<youtube>RjAuhrLaCIc</youtube>
 
===Lyrics===
<pre>
Amazing, that's how God rolls
Billions of people, drowning in woes
Crazy, it's much too late
To speak of God's love
When you've brought on His hate
 
Cryin' 'bout your feelings
For your sin, no shame
You're going straight to hell on a crazy train
You're going straight to hell on a crazy train
 
Let's go!
 
You've listened to preachers
Your leaders are fools
Your raping false prophets
Who make their own rules
The Beast is ascending
To rule and control
The media sells it
And you pay the toll
 
This nation God's deceiving
He'll torment you in flames
You're going straight to hell on a crazy train
You're going straight to hell on a crazy train
 
We've told you your destruction's imminent
You will not listen to our words
 
Heirs of God's fury
That's what's left to come
Through filthy rebellion
God has made you numb
Crazy, the pride that you wear
God's wrath will be brutal
He will say what is fair
 
God has not been sleeping
He's gonna bring the pain
It's time for your final ride on this crazy train
Your final stop is hell on this crazy train
</pre>
 
==WBC? In <i>my</i> [[YouTube]]??==
HOLY SHIT! THE WBC HAS A YOUTUBE CHANNEL! They don't call themselves by the WBC, but they seem to pretty much believe the exact same things. So, it's only fair to assume that they are one and the same. Currently it's suspended, but, if it comes back (which we hope it will, for the lulz), it's MitridatesVIEvpator.
 
[[Image:Shirley_phelps_jewtube.jpg|thumb|{{ytlink2|communityyou|Note the purple background}}.]]
UPDATE: It appears that WBC has returned to the land of Tubes relating to You, showing us all how not gay they are with their choice of background color (because they couldn't figure out how to make rainbows in MSPaint).  They are under the guise of {{ytlink2|communityyou|communityyou}}, and they are employing stealth levels unseen before now, cleverly hiding their identity by listing their hometown as Topeka, linking to one of their sites as their homepage, and using a picture of their [[Masturbation|protesting]].  Clearly, they learn from [[Metal Gear Solid|the best]].
 
Fred's video preachings have been seen as a source of [[lulz]] by many, but due to godhatesfags.com's bandwidth of -2KB/s, it's very hard to download his [[CP|sermons]].  Luckily, many people have volunteered to upload his videos to YouTube, and other, unreleased footage, which Fred will [[Xenu|thoroughly deny]].  This man's work has caught the attention of [[Youtube Poop|professional video editors]] who have made his videos more [[lulz|hip, modern, and more enjoyable]].  [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIEf91aPF4o Here] is a fine example of the [[MTF|enhancements]] made to the original footage, now with digitally restored color and sound.
 
For those who fear legal action from the [[cult|church]] for using their work for their own agendas, fear not.  Unlike [[Scientology|someone else we know]], even though WBC has put a copyright on their [[Porn|material]], each of their [[L. Ron Hubbard|master]]'s videos bears the message [[Oh exploitable|'''"You may use any of our material free of charge for any reason"''']].  If you can listen closely, you can hear [[User:1upclock|somebody]] furiously fapping to those words.
 
{{Notice|God hates facts.}}
 
==Freddy Phelps Fanfic==
 
[[Image:Godhatesfacts.JPG|thumb|right|God Hates Facts: Affectionate tribute created by players of [[Forumwarz]]]]
 
<big>'''God Hates Fags Slash'''</big><br>
It's rumored that the recent invigoration of the God Hates Fags campaign has, as its source, a homosexual encounter between Fred Phelps himself and Ralph Reed, the Georgian politician.  An unnamed source in Reed's campaign tells the story:
 
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As the paint finished drying on the latest of many signs created for the recent "God Loves G-A, not G-A-Y!" tour, Fred Phelps stood and surveyed his work. Many years now he had been doing God's Work, and never had he been more proud. Just last night he had visited an Atlanta suburb with some of his flock and preached the Word to whole blocks of fag Jew Nazi sodomites. He knew that their derisive laughing just meant that the fires of Hell would burn that much hotter. He walked down to the lobby of the hotel in which they were staying for the night. He had ordered his wife down to the lobby to bring him food, like women are born to do, and she'd been too long in returning. When he reached the ground floor, he saw some kind of press event going on and figured that the dumb bitch had been impressed by all the cameras. Women. Ever since he'd slashed her hair off all those years ago, she'd been fairly plain-spoken and dressed (almost mannish), the way Phelps liked. It didn't befit god's plan, all of this fancy dressin' and speech. As he searched the crowd for his wife (to assign her an appropriate punishment) his eyes strayed along the front line of people. None other than Ralph Reed was there, politickin' his way into office. Phelps stepped forward, prepared to witness to this man the ideals which God wanted for these times, when their eyes met. An unexpected shiver ran through Phelps as his nigh-dead genitals awoke. As their gazes remained locked, Phelps knew that God was showing him, in that mysterious way of his, that REED WAS A FAG!
 
He knew that something must be done.
 
Phelps waited for the crowd to die down and then followed Reed back to his room. As Reed swiped his keycard and entered, Phelps shoved his boot into the space before the door could close. He pushed it open and walked through, letting it close behind him. His pulse and respiration quickened -- it had been some time since he'd been alone with a fag. Normally the fags mocked him, laughed as he spat the Laws of God, telling them about their futures. He was only doing God's Work, could they not see it, too? This time, however, this time, he knew that God wanted him to teach Reed a lesson. After all, he couldn't allow Reed into public office, where he could gay up all of the people who looked up for him, could he? Of course not. He stepped further into the room. It was at this point that Reed heard his leather boots scrape the carpet and turned, surprised to see Phelps in the room with him.
 
"I saw you in the lobby," he said. "I hoped you'd find your way to my room, but I admit that I didn't expect you here until tonight."
 
Phelps wasn't surprised. It was just like these sex-starved faggot Jews to come on to a good, God-fearin' man like himself.
 
"God sent me up here to teach you a lesson, son," Phelps sneered. "He don' like fags like you, and I'm here to make sure you know it."
 
"Oh, is that what you're into? I've always liked older men, you know. So, should I just jump on the bed?" he asked.
 
Phelps sputtered. Even as his mind recoiled in disgust and horror, part of him was intrigued. A part of him that he had buried...a part of him that he prayed to God about all those years ago. It was what had led him to become a minister at 18-- an almost-successful attempt at burying those feelings forever. Without even realizing it, he began to rationalize his actions. "What better way to discredit those abominations," he thought, "than to personally testify to how revolting the vile acts are?" Even as the thought formed, he knew what he had to do. GOD WAS TELLING HIM TO BE STRONG AND HOMOSEXUALLY FORNICATE! It was the only way to prove to the public at large how true God's Words were.
 
Phelps sat down on the bed and took off his trademark cowboy hat. Reed ripped off his clothes. His breath sucked in when he saw Phelps' body.
 
"Mmm, all these liver spots to suck on. It's like finding the raisins in the porridge of your wrinkled fat!" he exclaimed. Phelps prepared against Satan's pleasurable onslaught by thinking of the most miserable thing he could -- his wife. Reed pulled out Phelps' member and cried out joyously, "Oh yes, you're definitely among God's Chosen Blessed, aren't you?"
 
Phelps breathlessly whispered "Thou shalt bow before my staff and taste my healing nectar, but before that, bend over and let me fill you with the spirit."
 
The rest of the event passed slowly...and quickly...and slowly...and quickly...and pretty soon Reed collapsed next to him.
 
"Oh, that was amazing!" he cried. "I hope we can do this again, sometime...?" Phelps stared resolutely ahead, knowing that he had the perfect ammunition for his next anti-homosexual sermon. Oh yes, he knew he had it...just as he knew he'd be walking funny for the next few days."</div>
 
 
<big>'''How The Phelps Stole Buttsehcks'''</big><br>
You find a mysterious note attached to Fred's Colon...
 
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[[Image:CaptureTheFlag.JPG|thumb|right|She didn't even see it coming...]]
[[Image:CaptureTheFlag2.JPG|thumb|right|In ur base, capturin' ur flag]]
[[Image:AnonWoW.JPG|thumb|right|Sidequest successful!]]
[[Image:AnonKHNL8.JPG|thumb|right|Anon trolling as a moralfag on KHNL 8]]
[[Image:SCREENCAPS FTW.png|thumb|right|Fred is a David Allen Coe fan?]]
[[Image:GayTrollingWBC.jpg|thumb|right|WBC gets trolled by fags]]
Every Gay down in Queerville liked Buttsehcks a lot...
But the Phelps, who lived just North of Queerville, did NOT!
The Phelps hated Buttsehcks! The whole Buttsehcks season!
Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason.
It could be that his ass didn't get screwed night.
It could be, his foreskin once got filled with shite.
But I think that the most likely reason of all
May have been that his cock was two sizes too small.
But, Whatever the reason, his cock or the poo,
He stood there on Buttsehcks Eve, shouting at Jews,
Staring down from his cave with a sour, Phelpsy frown
At the pink-lighted windows below in their town.
For he knew every gay down in Queerville beneath
Was busy now, cleaning the cum from their teeth.
"And they're putting on stockings!" he snarled with a sneer.
"Tomorrow is Buttsehcks! It's practically here!"
Then he growled, with his Phelps fingers nervously drumming,
"I MUST find a way to keep Buttsehcks from coming!"
For, tomorrow, he knew...
...All the gay girls and boys
Would wake up bright and early. They'd rush for their toys!
And then! Oh, the noise! Oh, the noise! Noise! Noise! Noise!
That's one thing he hated! The NOISE! NOISE! NOISE! NOISE! 
Then the gays, young and old, would sit down to release.
And release! And and release!
And RELEASE! AND RELEASE!
They would start on pink sausage, and rare gay-roast-beast
Which was something the Phelps couldn't stand in the least! 
And THEN
They'd do something he liked least of all!
Every gay down in Queerville, the tall and the small,
Would stand close together, with their cocks in their ring-in.
They'd stand gland-in-hand, and the jizz would start flingin'! 
They'd fling! And they'd fling!
AND they'd FLING! FLING! FLING FLING!
And the more the Phelps thought of a dong in his ring
The more the Phelps thought, "I must stop this whole thing!
"I've spent fifty-three years in the closet by now!
I MUST stop Buttsehcks from coming!
...But HOW?" 
Then he got an idea!
An awful idea!
The Phelps
GOT A WONDERFUL, AWFUL IDEA!
"I know just what to do!" The Phelps Laughed in his throat.
And he made a quick Hard Gay leather hat a coat.
And he chuckled, and clucked, "What a great Phelpsy trick!
"With this hat I'll look just like that Japanese prick!"
"All I need is a bear..."
And the Phelps looked around.
But since bears all have AIDS, there were none to be found.
Did that stop the old Phelps...?
No! The Phelps simply said,
"If I can't find a bear, then I'll make one instead!"
So he called his wife Margie. Then he took some black thread
And he velcroed it all to her tits and her head.
THEN
He loaded some bags
And smacked her old sagging cans
On a ramshackle sleigh
He whistled for Tim & LeAnn.
Then the Phelps said, "Giddyap!"
And the sleigh started down
Toward the homes where the gays
Lay a-snooze in their town. 
All their windows were dark. Quiet snow filled the air.
All the gays were all dreaming of twinks and of bears
When he came to the first house in the square.
"This is stop number one," The old Phelpsy Claus hissed
And he climbed to the roof, empty bags in his fist. 
Then he slid down the chimney, refusing all help.
But if homos liked chimneys, then so could the Phelps.
He got stuck only once, for a moment or two,
When his penis stuck out 'cause he thought of Paul (Ru)
Where the gay fishnet stockings all hung in a row.
"These stockings," he grinned, "are the first things to go!" 
Then he slithered and slunk, with a smile most unpleasant,
Around the whole room, and he took every present!
Truncheons! And vibrators! Lube for their bums!
Whips, chains and buttplugs, and clamps for their plums!
And he stuffed them in bags. Then the Phelps, very nimbly,
Stuffed all the bags, one by one, up the chimney! 
Then he slunk to the icebox. He took the gays' feast!
He took spotted dick and he took the roast beast!
He cleaned out that icebox as quick as a flash.
Why, that Phelps even took their last can of gay-hash!
Then he stuffed all the food up the chimney with glee.
"And NOW!" grinned the Phelps, "I will stuff up the tree!" 
And the Phelps grabbed the tree, and he started to shove
When he heard a small sound like the coo of a dove.
He turned around fast, and saw a small fagoo!
Little Cindy-Lou-Gay, she was no more than two. 
The Phelps had been caught by this little gay whore
She'd got up to watch the prison movie at 4.
She stared at the Phelps and said, "Oh, H.G., why,
"Why are you taking our Buttsehcks tree? WHY?" 
But, you know, that old Phelps was so smart and so slick
He thought up a lie, and he thought it up quick!
"Why, my sweet little tot," the fake Hardy Gay lied,
"Your tree wants to go to a march of gay pride.
"So I'm taking it down to the village, my dear.
"I'll buy it some crepes, Then I'll bring it back here." 
And his fib fooled the child. Then he patted her head
And she watched her gay porn and then went to her bed.
And when Cindy-Lou gay went to bed with her cup,
HE went to the chimney and stuffed the tree up! 
Then the last thing he took
Was the log for their fire.
Then he went up the chimney himself, the old liar.
On their walls he left nothing but hooks, and some wire. 
And the one speck of food
The he left in the house
Was a crumb that was even too small for a mouse.
Then
He did the same thing
To the other gays' houses 
Leaving crumbs Much too small
For the other gay mouses!
It was quarter past dawn...
All the gays, still a-bed
All the gays, still a-snooze
When he packed up his sled,
Packed it up with their fetish gear, nylons and wrappings!
The dildos and handcuffs! The trimmings! The trappings! 
Three thousand feet up! Up the side of Mount Crumpit,
He rode to the tiptop to dump it!
"Pooh-pooh to the gays!" he was Phelps-ish-ly humming.
"They're finding out now that no Buttsehcks is coming!
"They're just waking up! I know just what they'll do!
"Their mouths will hang open a minute or two
"The all the gays down in Queerville will all cry BOO-HOO!"
"That's a noise," grinned the Phelps,
"That I simply must hear!"
So he paused. And the Phelps put a hand to his ear.
And he did hear a sound rising over the snow.
It started in low. Then it started to grow... 
But the sound wasn't sad!
Why, this sound sounded merry!
It couldn't be so!
But it WAS merry! VERY! 
He stared down at Queerville!
The Phelps popped his eyes!
Then he shook!
What he saw was a shocking surprise! 
Every gay down in Queerville, the tall and the small,
Was fucking! Without any sex toys at all!
He HADN'T stopped faggots from cumming!
THEY CAME!
Somehow or other, they came just the same! 
And the Phelps, with his Phelps-feet ice-cold in the snow,
Stood puzzling and puzzling: "How could it be so?
It came without nitrates! It came without drag!
"It came without lubricants, ropes or ball gags!"
And he puzzled three hours, `till his puzzler was sore.
Then the Phelps thought of something he hadn't before!
"Maybe Buttsehcks," he thought, "doesn't come from a store.
"Maybe Buttsehcks...perhaps...means a little bit more!" 
And what happened then...? Well...in Queerville they say
That the Phelps's small cock grew three sizes that day!
And the minute his penis felt stuffy and tight,
He jismed his load through the bright morning light
And he brought back the toys! And the food for the feast!
And the Phelps- 
-HE HIMSELF-
Yes, he screwed the roast beast!
 
 
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{{quote|''ALRIGHT! WE GOT A BROKEN WINDOW!''}}
 
==Fred moves on to protest [[Irony|pedophiles]]==
{{quote|''St. Thomas Aquinas High School 11411 Pflumm Road WBC to picket Catholic Pedophiles teaching 1275 students to serve idols and rape children. You pay these liars to rape your children every time you put money in the coffers. You need to make those children wear iron underwear to keep the teachers and priests out!''|-Fred Phelps, deciding that it's cool to protest high schools.}}
 
 
[[Image:Westborobaptistchurch_sign.png|thumb|right|Vote for Pedo?]]
 
 
Today is Tuesday, March 30th, 2010. Tomorrow, at 7:15 AM at the address listed, Freddy the Clown is going to [[BAW|protest]] in front of the high school known as [[Fat|Saint Thomas Aquinas]]. Apparently he's not above suing teenagers. Anonymous is encouraged to kindly go to the address listed above and troll the protesters in front of live video.
 
===The [[Unfunny|Aftermath]]===
 
Update: The protest was as usual, populated by fucktards. About ten protesters including Fred Phelps were on the scene. Fortunately, a grand amount of lulz ensued as the students of Saint Thomas Aquinas pulled multiple pranks on the [[retard|protesters]]. These included but were not limited to:
Senior students throwing dildos and strap-ons at the protesters, students wearing shirts proclaiming [[Truth|"I'm a faggot,"]] [[Trolls trolling trolls|protesters protesting the protesters,]] two men grinding together in front of the protesters, and a student finding this page, printing off a poster of the [[lulz|tranvestite photoshop]] farther up this page, and [[win|shoving it in front of Fred Phelps himself.]]
 
The protest lasted for around an hour, after which the [[butthurt]] protesters walked to the Dairy Queen down the street for some [[cum|ice cream and milkshakes]].
 
==Anonymous Hacks the WBC==
 
[[Image:AnonMessage.png|thumb|left|Anon's message.]]
 
Sometime in February 2011, [[Internet tough guy|someone]] posted an open letter to [[AnonNews]] threatening to [[DDoS|attack]] the WBC website if they didn't [[Never|stop their bullshit]]. Seeing as that is asking the impossible, a DDoS attack was subsequently launched against WBC, but not before the WBC posted [http://blogs.sparenot.com/workmen/2011/02/20/open-letter-from-westboro-baptist-servants-of-god-to-anonymous-coward-crybaby-hackers-2/ this] [[shit|gem]] on their blog.
 
{{quote|To sum up our thoughts on this:
 
'''''<u>[[DO IT FAGGOT|BRING IT!]]</u>'''''
 
God [[Goatse|opens the doors]] of utterance &amp; no man can shut them (Col. 4:3; Rev. 3:7). His Word will run &amp; have free course (2 Th. 3:1). Translated: [[Unwarranted Self Importance|The only reason the Internet exists is for Westboro Baptist Church to tell this nation &amp; this world that your destruction draws nigh]]. You all will [[Shut the fuck up|shut your mouth]], confess He is God, [[Bawww|mourn]] for your sins, repent, &amp; obey &mdash; or you have no hope! No [[Penis|weapon]] formed against us will prosper (Isa. 54:17).<br>
Nothing will shut up these [[Propaganda|words]] &ndash; ever.
 
A puddle of [[Basement dweller|pimple-faced nerds]] organized under the cowardly banner of “Anonymous” claim they plan to hack Westboro’s Websites, including [http://www.GodHatesFags.com www.GodHatesFags.com] &amp; [http://www.GodHatesTheMedia.com www.GodHatesTheMedia.com], because they hate Westboro’s [[Bullshit|Bible preachments]]. They mistakenly suppose because of pseudo-success with ruined-and-doomed-USA’s government or financial Websites that they can take on the servants of the Living God.
 
[[Epic fail|Bad miscalculation]], girls!
 
Let us tell you how this will go: [[Internet Tough Guy|rebels]] will build a full head of steam based on false hope; the media will predictably do much breathless anticipating while giving another tsunami of coverage to Westboro’s message; God will [[Pwn|defeat your council]]; your [[Masturbation|efforts]] will fail.
 
Anonymous is warring with God; very stupid for little boys claiming to be so smart.
 
All your draconian blather changes nothing. God will use you for His [[Sex|praise]], &amp; the rest of your wrath He will [[BDSM|restrain]] (Ps. 76:10). Foppish “hackers” &ndash; like all humans &ndash; must obey God. [[Obey]] or [[Banned#Banned IRL|perish]].
 
'''''<u>[[Truth|GOD HATES FAGS &amp; LOUSY “HACKERS!”]]</u>'''''|Westboro's open letter to Anonymous. Apparently, [[Special Snowflake Syndrome|the entire World Wide Web exists ''just for them'']]. Fucking hell, talk about [[Unwarranted Self-Importance]]!|textSize=100%}}
 
Anonymous responded to this gratuitous display of butthurt and [[narcissism]] with an AnonNews press release which denounced the letter claiming to be from them as a hoax and [[Bill Clinton|denying any involvement with the DDoS attacks]]. But when Westboro continued to be a little bitch about it, Anon was done taking their shit. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZJwSjor4hM During an interview with Shirley Phelps and an Anon] on the [[David Pakman]] show, said Anon hacked ''downloads.westborobaptistchurch.com'' and left a nice little message for them that basically amounted to "[[GTFO]]". [[Win|WHILE talking to Shirley live on air at the same time]]. Good game, Anon, good game.
{{quote|[[Sarcasm|That's just special.]]|Shirley Phelps, upon learning what Anonymous did.}}
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==The Future==
At some point, <strike>that old reptile Fred Phelps ''will'' eventually stop breathing everyone else's air</strike> [[DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS]], HE DIED. But before that laughable crumb of dried iguana-shit he calls his "soul" plummets screaming into an afterlife filled with sodomy by Satan, he himself will have to have a funeral. It will be inevitable that people will protest his funeral.<BR>
 
Phelps deserves more than merely a few angry vets waving signs and chanting. A true warrior of the Lulz must crash the funeral itself, and perform a live-action real time re-enactment of the Funeral of [[GG Allin]], followed by a re-enactment of the Nero burning down the City of Rome.<BR>
 
As the Good Book says: Do under others as they have done unto you. So it's only fair.  Besides, who doesn't love an sexorcism, followed by a lizard corpse bonfire followed by a church-full of fundie jackasses being forced to martyr themselves for their irrelevant Cosmic Jewish Zombie deity?<BR>
 
Whiny furries and commies. That's who.
 
==Videos==
 
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<big>'''More Videos'''</big>
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmMONoB8xn0 Basement dwellers pwning some Phelps litter; unfortunately, they can't both lose]
*[http://youtube.com/watch?v=_pM4SZ3wc3s Margie Phelps getting owned by radio guys (part 1)]
*[http://youtube.com/watch?v=_6aUuBttcGU&feature=related Margie Phelps getting owned by radio guys (part 2)]
*[http://youtube.com/watch?v=-gX-vQ5sMOw Phelps' granddaughters.  Needs some rule 34.]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ra_fAYl4Th4&NR=1 Michael Moore succesfully trolling the shit out of the Phelps']
 
 
<big>'''Looking For Space'''</big>
 
They used to upload their own videos directly to the Internet via Twitvid (especially since [[Th3j35t3r]] keeps DOSing their websites) and there they stayed for a long time, eventually totaling 290 videos. But, when Twitvid migrated over to Telly.com, the [[Jews|good people]] at Telly decided that WBC was just too fucked-up and shut the channel down when [[Anonymous]] told them about it.
 
The WBC then decided to try being [[Obvious|sneaky]] about it and set-up a second Telly channel, but this time they'd make it look like the channel was created by somebody who hated them. But, Anonymous wasn't fooled, told Telly about it and that website followed the first one into [[Death|Internet oblivion]].
 
Most recently, WBC opened a channel on [[eBaumsworld]] and will likely upload some videos there, unless they get kicked-off from there, too.
 
So, their known attempts are as follows:
*<s>http://telly.com/WBCVideo</s> LOL baleeted
*<s>http://telly.com/bobralphme</s> LOL baleeted
*http://www.ebaumsworld.com/user/profile/bobralph/ (currently active)
*http://www.ebaumsworld.com/user/profile/ralphabob/ (currently active)
*http://www.dailymotion.com/MisterBobRalph (currently active)
 
==See also==
* [[Donnie Davies]]
* [[Baptist]]
* [[Martin Ssempa]]
* [[Pat Robertson]]
* [[Ted Haggard]]
* [[christianhillbilly]]
* [[Preacher717]]
* [[Matthew Shepard]]
* [[Ann Coulter]]
* [[George W. Bush]]
* [[Chris Forcand]]
* [[Fiero425]]
* [[Truth]]
* [[tl;dr]]
* [[Fran Ingram]]
 
==External Links==
*[http://www.godhatesfags.com '''God Hates Fags''']
*[http://www.anonpaste.me/anonpaste2/index.php?979527efbda8fcfe#QgPmnmoOZ58YnRwMww4b7+mjolTNpppnoMkH3YrOkn0= Full list of members names, adresses, DOB's, emails, related family members, occupations, etc]
*[http://www.godhatesfags.com/schedule.html Their Picket Schedule]
*[http://www.goodasyou.org/good_as_you/2005/06/extreme_makeove.html Extreme Makeover: God Hates Fags Edition]
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Westboro_Baptist_Church#Activities_and_statements The Only Remotely Funny Part of Wikipedia]
*[http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/109606 Fred Phelps Preachifying Set To Some Wicked Phat Beatz]
*[http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2250721.ece Britfags To Americunts: Keep These Faggots On Your Side of The Atlantic]
*[http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/hampshire/7898972.stm BBC: Anti-Gay Preachers Banned From UK]
*[http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/religion/4696132/US-Church-which-calls-for-homosexuals-to-be-killed-banned-from-UK.html Daily Telegraph: US Church With Calls For Homosexuals To Be Killed Banned From UK]
*[http://www.godhatestheworld.com/unitedkingdom/government.html WBC Rages And BAWWWWWs Over UK Ban]
*http://www.eastboro.net/ They'll hate this site.
 
==God Hates Fags Facebook Accounts! (No Seriously)==
 
*[http://www.facebook.com/shirleyphelpsroper Shirley Phelps-Roper]
*[http://www.facebook.com/meganphelpsroper Megan Phelps-Roper]
*[http://www.facebook.com/jael.holroyd Jael Holroyd (Jael Phelps)]
*[http://www.facebook.com/wbc.steve Steve Drain]
*[http://www.facebook.com/TheMargiePhelps Margie Phelps]
*[http://www.facebook.com/rebekah.phelpsdavis Rebekah Phelps-Davis]
*[http://www.facebook.com/jabez.phelps.1 Jabez Phelps]
*[http://www.facebook.com/victoria.phelps.71 Victoria Phelps]
*[http://www.facebook.com/leeann.phelps.5 Lee Ann Phelps]
*[http://www.facebook.com/westborobaptist.member Unknown Member]
*[http://www.facebook.com/fred.quotes Fred Phelps Quotes]
 
==Other Things God Hates==
*[http://www.jewskilledjesus.com/ God Hates Jews] (they killed Jesus !)
*[http://www.godhatesrags.com God Hates Rags]
*[http://www.godhatesshrimp.com God Hates Shrimp]
*[http://www.godhatesfigs.com God Hates Figs] (inactive)
*[http://www.godhateshomophobes.com God Hates Homophobes]
*[http://www.godhatesfredphelps.com God Hates Fred Phelps]
*[http://www.godhatesjameth.com God Hates Jameth] (inactive)
*[http://www.godhatesglobes.com God Hates Globes] (parked)
*[http://www.godhatessweden.com God Hates Sweden] (inactive)
*[http://www.godhatesamerica.com God Hates America]
*[http://blogs.sparenot.com/index.php/workmen/?title=your-greatest-teaching-tool-is-your-exam God Hates Furfags] Confirmed by Westboro.
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gS6Xk_C1Wc&feature=channel_page God Hates Twilight] So do we.
*[http://www.godhatesireland.com God Hates Ireland] (inactive)
*[http://www.godhatestornadoes.com/ God Hates Tornadoes]  * Some jokes include meteorological jargon
*[http://www.godhatesgod.com/ God Hates God] Who knew. (inactive)
*[http://www.godhateselves.com God Hates Elves] Of course he does... pointy-eared twats...
*[http://www.godhatesgoths.com God hates Goths]
*[http://toph-biind-love.deviantart.com/art/God-Hates-Shirley-Phelps-93743084 God Hates Shirley Phelps]
*[http://www.godhatesfags.com/library/displays/santaclauswilltakeyoutohell.html God Hates Santa Claus] (inactive)
*[http://www.pinknews.co.uk/2009/12/24/god-hates-fags-church-hates-lady-gaga/ God Hates Lady GaGa]
*[http://www.wafb.com/global/story.asp?s=12113930 God Hates High School]
 
 
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