ExaltGod

There's only one TRUE AND HONEST way to believe in the invisible sky man!

Exalt in a nutshell.

Exalt's current DA icon. Of course she's a confederate fucktard too.

ExaltGod is a cat-piss scented, fat,redneck, bible humping middle aged woman who resides on deviantART. When she isn't outside protesting about abortion or masturbating furiously to her 9,100 pictures of Jesus Christ, she is usually on deviantFART, making stamps against homosexuality or spouting off her verses to people who could give a shit less. Her best comebacks are usually BAWWLOCKING other TARTlets and copy and paste lines from the truthful bible. She also believes the words "beaver" and "heck" are swear words.

KJB obsession

As said above, Exalt is a bible fucker. What that means is she will debate over which made-up story book is better at giving papercuts than the others. Like most things she raves about, Exalt has a folder of shitty stamps all about the King James Bible. She also has an annoying habit of adding bible verses to whatever the fuck she's talking about, as if it make her more credible.

Exalt vs. Teh Gays

Exalt likely would've stayed underneath the surface with the rest of her christian TARTlet brethren under normal circumstances. Unfortunately for her, she felt the need to make the fact she's a total homophobe public. REALLY Public.

"Kinda random, but I wanted to make a post about how much I hate gay people."

Exalt saw no problem with this of course. After all, she just hates homosexuality, not homosexuals... Even when faced with the fact that idea makes no fucking sense, she continues to say she has no problem with gays.

Exalt, missing the point entirely

"Art"

Unlike most TARTlets here on ED, Exalt can actually draw (or she uploaded someone else's shit). However, most of her gallery is made up of shitty "God hates fags" stamps.

Behold: SHIT About missing Pics

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  You hear that? She has the right to be a moronic bitch!
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  Remember God loves you ;)
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  Are we sure this isn't Dumuzi-ouji
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  "Showing respect to gay kids who killed themselves due to bullying? How about no?" What's next? A stamp about how fun Sandyhook was (or even Columbine)?

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  Right here she says if you're gay, you're living wrong. Yet she still says she doesn't hate gays. WTF?
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  But a priest diddling the alter boy isn't, right?
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  Well, your Jesus sounds like an asshole.
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  This one's just hilariously stupid.

White Knights

Moon-Harbour-Diver Brony trash. Doesn't seem to have a problem with Exalt being a total bitch.

SeiryuYamato - Thinks it's perfectly fine for Exalt to smear her bible shit all over dA. Also quotes the holy storybook.

TheiCarlyAngel - Likely another Jesusfag. When she's finished licking Exalt's clit she says everyone should leave Exalt alone because she's been harassed.

catcupcake - similar to TheiCarlyAngel.

TheDreamVista - he treats himself like exaltgods boyfriend or some shit.

Hooded-Pigeon - a 13 year old who wants Exalt to notice her but the pimp is too busy fucking Sluttceline to even take a peek. Even after she gets REJECTED, she still finds way to be noticed by senpai

iggster-von-burai - Loves to hold Exalt's saggy pussy hand and thinks she has the right to be a bitch for no good reason.

Chiminix - Not so much a white knight (in fact, he might fit in among EDiots), but gets an honorable mention for making an "I support ExaltGod" stamp.

Starrceline - The pimp's number 1 fuckbuddy. Both of them just can't stop licking eachother clits or displaying their affections in public. Thank God that he put a screen between them.

See Also

• Jesus Christ

• Dumuzi-ouji

• Fucktard

• Westboro Baptist Church

• Starrceline - Her biggest buttbuddy.

• Dying alone

• Chris-chan

External Links

ExaltGod - Still active, for now

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