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A '''Catfish''' is someone who pretends to be someone they are not on the Internet, tricking [[You|another person]] into a romantic relationship on false pretenses. These people often like to claim that they are "supermodels" and will use just about any cover-up they can to deceive and manipulate the person they are trying to fool into submitting to them. This is most prominent on online dating sites like [[Plenty of Fish]] or [[Tinder]], of course, because most people on there are [[basement dweller|basement-dwelling]] virgins who are so ugly that they can't get a date in real life, and will often resort to using trickery to get others to fall for them. Although it also occurs on sites like [[Facebook]], [[Twitter]], and [[Instagram]], where the [[retard|average IQ]] is just above that of the bacteria in swamp water. Catfish will post fake pictures and claim these pictures as their own; this is one method that they use to scam their marks into thinking they look the complete opposite of what they really look like [[IRL|in real life]].  
A '''Catfish''', or Catfishing, is the act of posting Myspace angle photos on dating websites and apps, in order to lure [[You|desperate losers]] into weird sexual encounters in back alleys, often resulting in broken hearts and dead boners.  
 
The main culprits of Catfishing are closet homosexuals, [[fatties]] of both sexes, and disease carriers, who use sites like [[Plenty of Fish]] or [[Tinder]]. Because the amount of [[basement dwellers|charming young men]] on these sites is quite high, they find it easy to prey on those whose dick hasn't been wet in a while. And because most of them are just looking for a root, they'll roll with putting their dicks into stinky [[vagoos|vagina]].
 
Most cases of Catfishing are one off encounters for a quick date or hook up, but longer internet relationships are not rare. These are often perpetuated on [[Facebook]] and [[Instagram]]. They will develop weird online relationships with people, sending them n00dz, and claiming that their relationship is just as good as a real life one. However, whenever they bring up the issue of actually meeting in real life, the Catfish will swim into the night, looking for new prey.
 
 
 
==Why they Catfish==


So this begs the only question: why do people do this? Well, there are a lot of reasons why people do this, '''some of them include''':
Aside from the obvious issues of hiding their disgusting rolls of fat from other people, or keeping their closet homosexuality near the coats, Catfishing has a variety of other uses.


*They are embarrassed by how [[Fugly|ugly]] they are. ([[Fat]] chicks make up a high percentage of catfish)
*They're just bored, and boring people
*They are a [[Sarah Butts|dude]] who wants to have an online relationship with another [[Brianna Wu|dude]] who may not be receptive to cock.
*Trolling
*They are trying to scam [[Jewgold|money]] off of a person.
*Scaming [[Jewgold|money]] off of a person
*To trick others into dishing out their [[dox|personal information]].
*To trick others into dishing out their [[dox|personal information]]
*They are unable to get a date in real life.
*They are unable to get a date in real life
*They like play out their sexual fantasies on the internet.
*They like play out their sexual fantasies on the internet
*They are trying to rape and/or kill you.
*They are trying to rape and/or kill you
*They have [[Assburgers]], and as a result, have no (real) friends due to always being antisocial.
*They have [[Assburgers]] and being a keyboard warrior mildly hides that fact
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==Catfish Videos==
 
==Examples of Catfishing==
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{{quote|Sunny, a 21-year-old nursing student from Arkansas, has fallen in love online with a man named Jamison King. She has talked to him for months on Facebook and on the phone and she considers him to be her boyfriend.
The cameras are rolling as she shows up to Jamison's house in Alabama teeming with excitement about finally meeting the man of her dreams. But 'Jamison' turns out to be Chelsea, a young woman seeking female companionship.
Sunny is first crestfallen and then angry. She threatens to physically hurt Chelsea - a scene that is played out repeatedly in the show between scammers and their victims.
 
|[http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2264053/Catfishing-The-phenomenon-Internet-scammers-fabricate-online-identities-entire-social-circles-trick-people-romantic-relationships.html The Daily Mail]}}
 
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|<youtube>2alnVIj1Jf8</youtube><br>Notice that they all run away when she's not looking, or pretend to go<br>to the bathroom. Surprisingly, even the [[niggers|black guys]] run away from her.
|<youtube>2alnVIj1Jf8</youtube><br>Notice that they all run away when she's not looking, or pretend to go<br>to the bathroom. Surprisingly, even the [[niggers|black guys]] run away from her.
|<youtube>mNksJCMrQ2k</youtube><br>A guide on ''catching'' catfish IRL.
|<youtube>mNksJCMrQ2k</youtube><br>A guide on ''catching'' catfish IRL.
|<youtube>https://youtu.be/OMYcsXmUzF4</youtube><br>Celebrities are not safe either
|<youtube>r-qiLBDyeAI</youtube><br>Catfish in the [[Old Media|New Media]].}}
|<youtube>r-qiLBDyeAI</youtube><br>Catfish in the [[Old Media|New Media]].}}
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Revision as of 08:28, 18 August 2015

If someone sends you their picture and they're a 10, then you meet in person and they're a 2, you've been catfished

A Catfish, or Catfishing, is the act of posting Myspace angle photos on dating websites and apps, in order to lure desperate losers into weird sexual encounters in back alleys, often resulting in broken hearts and dead boners.

The main culprits of Catfishing are closet homosexuals, fatties of both sexes, and disease carriers, who use sites like Plenty of Fish or Tinder. Because the amount of charming young men on these sites is quite high, they find it easy to prey on those whose dick hasn't been wet in a while. And because most of them are just looking for a root, they'll roll with putting their dicks into stinky vagina.

Most cases of Catfishing are one off encounters for a quick date or hook up, but longer internet relationships are not rare. These are often perpetuated on Facebook and Instagram. They will develop weird online relationships with people, sending them n00dz, and claiming that their relationship is just as good as a real life one. However, whenever they bring up the issue of actually meeting in real life, the Catfish will swim into the night, looking for new prey.


Why they Catfish

Aside from the obvious issues of hiding their disgusting rolls of fat from other people, or keeping their closet homosexuality near the coats, Catfishing has a variety of other uses.

  • They're just bored, and boring people
  • Trolling
  • Scaming money off of a person
  • To trick others into dishing out their personal information
  • They are unable to get a date in real life
  • They like play out their sexual fantasies on the internet
  • They are trying to rape and/or kill you
  • They have Assburgers and being a keyboard warrior mildly hides that fact

Examples of Catfishing


   
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Sunny, a 21-year-old nursing student from Arkansas, has fallen in love online with a man named Jamison King. She has talked to him for months on Facebook and on the phone and she considers him to be her boyfriend.

The cameras are rolling as she shows up to Jamison's house in Alabama teeming with excitement about finally meeting the man of her dreams. But 'Jamison' turns out to be Chelsea, a young woman seeking female companionship. Sunny is first crestfallen and then angry. She threatens to physically hurt Chelsea - a scene that is played out repeatedly in the show between scammers and their victims.


 

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—The Daily Mail


Notice that they all run away when she's not looking, or pretend to go
to the bathroom. Surprisingly, even the black guys run away from her.


A guide on catching catfish IRL.


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